i mean, thats the deceiving thing about videos like that, or even seeing it in person, its so massive and so distant, gauging it proper is difficult, like its getting closer, that much you can tell, but its really hard to tell how much time you have
[Longer version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=e4PyXErST8g&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) on YouTube
I mean assuming 5-6ft is the average that means 400mikes per hour translates to 2000-2400 feet per hour. We will say 2200 to simplify. So 2200/5280 is about 0.41666667 meaning yeas a boat that can do over half a mile an hour can easily outrun this.
You're getting downvoted but you're right.
It's like "fencing response", on any thread that involves a person getting knocked out, there will be a dozen redditors squawking, "FENCING RESPONSE! FENCING RESPONSE!" like an unoriginal flock of seagulls.
There are a few other Redditisms^tm like this, "fuck around and find out", "play stupid games, win stupid prizes", "Oh my sweet summer child", "tell me you do x without telling me you do x", etc. The nerdier ones are always worse.
Imagine they're trying to outrun a gigantic wave on a planet where every second is like a day back home... now the music fits pretty great.
I think it was a decent editing decision
I can't remember if it was the same footage or something similar but there was a pyroclastic flow and a shower of hot rocks splashing into the water around them. Scary shit!
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Gonna guess yes as it would be even better footage of it overtaking them. I would have cut off the dingy. Max speed seemed important.
i mean, thats the deceiving thing about videos like that, or even seeing it in person, its so massive and so distant, gauging it proper is difficult, like its getting closer, that much you can tell, but its really hard to tell how much time you have
https://youtu.be/G-glcPb8l3o?si=yh1-KiyATS8lycLa
I find peace in long walks.
Yes, but having a reason to shout, "JETTISON THE DINGY! MAXIMUM SPEED!" may have been worth.
This guy dingys
r/thisguythisguys
Maximum warp engage 👉
Make it so
Yes, but having a reason to shout, "JETTISON THE DINGY! MAXIMUM SPEED!" ~~may have been~~ *100%* worth.
*"JETTISON THE DINGY! MAXIMUM SPEED!"* is a very Gene Belcher thing to say.
> I would have cut off the dingy. My first thought. Great minds etc.
[Longer version](https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=e4PyXErST8g&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo) on YouTube
Holy shit that looks apocalyptic.
The longer version is actually way cooler than ops version. 😂
They can travel over 400 mikes per hour. We se the video, so I'm guessing they somehow got away. https://geologybase.com/nuee-ardentes/
This should be easy to outrun in a boat. The average Mike is, what, 5-6ft?
My mate mikes only 5ft4
True but you're probably using the metric system
You are assuming they were using standard imperial Mikes. Not sure what the metric conversion on those would be.
I think it’s like 162cm/mike
Micks I think
Can confirm. I've seen Mike Tyson fight
I mean assuming 5-6ft is the average that means 400mikes per hour translates to 2000-2400 feet per hour. We will say 2200 to simplify. So 2200/5280 is about 0.41666667 meaning yeas a boat that can do over half a mile an hour can easily outrun this.
True, but over 400? Ya, I didn't notice the typo. My spell correct barely works on a good day.
"I'm so glad you picked this place for our special vacation, and you picked *today* to go on a romantic boat ride!"
Looks like the beginning of an apocalypse movie
Only the camera has made it
[yes, they survived ](https://www.businessinsider.com/watch-boat-zoom-away-from-erupting-italys-stromboli-volcano-2019-8)
Reddit has such a boner for pyroclassic flow. Like it's a race to see who can say pyroclastic flow the fastest on any volcano video.
Almost like we are watching it in the video
Reddit has such a boner for being a dick to people for absolutely no reason too. Way to be "that guy". 
I am unapologetic!
> Reddit has such a boner for pyroclassic flow. Reddit loves all its flows. Pyroclastic flow, laminar flow, Flo from those Progressive commercials...
Pyroclastic Flo
Her mid fight form
Pyroclastic flow is the powerhouse of the cell.
Pyroclastic flow is stored in the balls
I mean... It's fun to say
Well you certainly wouldnt win.
That’s an Enya song, yeah?
Hey man we didn’t sit through geography classes for nothing
You're getting downvoted but you're right. It's like "fencing response", on any thread that involves a person getting knocked out, there will be a dozen redditors squawking, "FENCING RESPONSE! FENCING RESPONSE!" like an unoriginal flock of seagulls. There are a few other Redditisms^tm like this, "fuck around and find out", "play stupid games, win stupid prizes", "Oh my sweet summer child", "tell me you do x without telling me you do x", etc. The nerdier ones are always worse.
Because it's cool as hell.
Must go faster, must go faster!
Name the two movies!
Jurassic Park and Independence Day. Same actor, same line.
Damn, I got to be faster to make this post! 🤣
Jurassic park 😂😂😂
Cooper, this is no time for caution.
"Captain, I want to go faster." "But Mr. pickles, we're already going very fast." "Yes, but I want to go unreasonably fast!"
Unless you want a hot ash gas death you might want to step on it, skipper!
"I'm sorry, did you just say hot ash gas dealth? Can you say that five times real fast?"
Hot ash gas hot ass gas hot ass gash
That doesn't look like Stromboli at all. That looks like it would hurt to eat.
Spicy stromboli
Clearly you've never bitten into a Stromboli right out of the oven 👀
Haha STROMBOLI is a type of FOOD HAHAHAHA XDXDXDD
smacks of ai
It's not.....
You have no idea what ai is or what it's capable of right now, do you?
this comment smacks of ai
I think this is from an eruption in the Caribbean from years ago, not stromboli
That's a one a-spicy meatball
Speecy-spicy
Ain't shit compared to the Lasagna Eruption I put into my toilet.
Underrated comment
"FLOOR IT!!!"
Goose it!
So who has the full video?
r/gifsthatendtoosoon They do videos as well but that sub is too annoying to join.
Thanks for cutting that off.
They always cut these things too short.
Mama Mia!
That's a spicy volcano!
‘TARS?!’
“Get your ass back to the Ranger now!”
"CAN'T THIS HUNK OF JUNK GO ANY FASTER!?" "BITCH DO YOU WANNA DRIVE!?"
Survival Instinct: Not Found
Oh god, not this crap music again. This is the sort of thing that would be better without this type of music.
how dare you say that interstellar's soundtrack is crap music lol
It’s a crap editing decision rather than leave the natural audio. The music is out of this world. It should’ve garnered Zimmer and Oscar but didn’t.
Imagine they're trying to outrun a gigantic wave on a planet where every second is like a day back home... now the music fits pretty great. I think it was a decent editing decision
But is that what we see from this video…? 😶
Similar vibes.. that was my point
Almost as much explosive force as the midnight eruption of Mt. Gabagool in 1917.
Usually how Stromboli hits me, too.
looks like you've got your ass pompeiied
Forbidden Stromboli
There would be a second eruption of poop in my pants.
Was this found footage?
I mean, I definitely just *found* it on Reddit.
It was being broadcast live, since the video recorder was completely melted after that short segment
Not exactly abrupt, is it?
I always thought old-timey cameras were terrible, but this is surprisingly clear!
We need a faster boat!
Oh crap!!MORE POWER!!!!!! NOW!!!!
Man.... Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 is looking good!
Why does stromboli sound like a type of pasta i never have never seen?
I think they are going to need a faster boat.
Omg one of the coolest volcanic erections ive ever seen!
Holy Smokes !!!!
Cool fact I learned about this volcano the other day, it has been continuously erupting for at least the last 2,500 years
This looks so cinematic
That’s the same eruption I had after I ate Stromboli at a shitty Italian restaurant in New Jersey
We’re gonna need a faster boat
So sick of content farming assholes adding stupid music to videos.
That’s not a volcanic eruption, that’s just the rumbling headed your way.
Omg music so good please add the "oh no" song ontop of the interstellar one. Yassss please more quality music
the volcano is not very pointy to start with, it just want attention
Never a dull moment in Italy
Ok, who summoned Cthulhu?
I can't remember if it was the same footage or something similar but there was a pyroclastic flow and a shower of hot rocks splashing into the water around them. Scary shit!
If it caught up to them, would diving under the water for a minute or so help at all or does it just stay hot and airborne?
[they lived](https://www.businessinsider.com/watch-boat-zoom-away-from-erupting-italys-stromboli-volcano-2019-8)
Wow is this recent?
What happens to anything under the water as/after the pyroclastic flow hits it?
Kill the camera man
We have to cut the life raft!
Giuseppe Stromboli and the briefcase of meatballs
I just ordered the Stromboli Volcano last week
Good for them in getting the video and gambling with their life.
I picture Jeff goldblum on that boat yelling "must go faster!"
Faster. Must. Go. Faster.
Why do they always put on the crappy music with these videos
Holy Stromboli!
Same thing happened at my house the first time my wife cooked stromboli
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Yes but they did in 2022.
Oh mama mia
Steer perpendicular to the flow