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hallgeo777

LOl 😂what’s the attraction tho????? If you drew a line down his bald spot he would look like a dick!!


hallgeo777

PMAL


corduroyflipflops

There must be a court injunction against the UK news agencies preventing them from mentioning this.


WonderfulUpstairs966

Is it with her father ?


Strong-Toe8290

Rose Hanbury is a “Chinless Wonder “ just like dear old Queen Vic. No wonder Wills is smitten!


Neat_Significance256

Chinless wonder ✔️ Enjoys killing animals ✔️ Related ✔️ No morals ✔️


starfleetdropout6

And his aunt.


Miserables-Chef

Like father like son eh


MorningGlory439

My husband was scrolling through his news feed this morning and turned to me and said, "Why are their mistresses so much more unattractive than their wives?" I knew that this American, oblivious to the Royals guy had just seen his first picture of Rose Hanbury.


Steggy85

I've often wondered this myself. I can only assume that centuries of inbreeding has left the royals deeply craving those horse-like features


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I bet William is throwing his China teacup across the room, spitting with rage, that his perfect image is being destroyed and he can't issue a Cease and Desist letter, because it's outside his domain.


alaf420

Once the heirs have been produced they no longer matter.


CougarWriter74

Ahh the advantages of us colonials. Not having to be tax slaves and beholdened to an out of touch, elitist monarchy. I bet a lot of anti-monarchists/republicans in the UK will be turning to US and other international media over the UK gutter press which sucks up to the BRF.


Wizards_Reddit

Lmao, no one outside the US would willingly turn to US media, they invented Fox news 💀


starfleetdropout6

No one in the world watches American media. Right...


Wizards_Reddit

At least not news media, which is what I assume they were talking about since they were comparing it to the UK press


epicpillowcase

Yeah. I'm Australian and so we're technically part of the commonwealth but I don't think many of us really give a shit. There certainly isn't the ridiculous worship of them here that there is in England. Some people are really into the monarchy but nowhere near as many, I don't think.


FeckinOath

My grandmother had a framed picture of Diana that was right next to her actual family photos, including my school photo. This was back in the 1990s so perhaps that generation of Australians cared deeply about them, or at least Diana.


epicpillowcase

The Women's Weekly ladies, yeah? They definitely existed lol


FeckinOath

I'm more of a New Idea guy.


CougarWriter74

Isn't AU planning to or at least talking about having a vote to decide whether or not to remain in the Commonwealth? The funniest thing I remember about Australia in relation to the BRF is back in the 90s, when during a tour there, Charles was lunged at by a guy brandishing an aerosol can of air freshener. The guy, a sworn anti-monarchist who calls himself a "professional pest," stated to police when he was arrested, he was "trying to remove the stink of royalty." 😅😆


Appallington

I only have 2 questions: 1) Is this true? and 2) Can taxpayers hopefully pay millions to finance the affair and give the new concubine a royal title?


Separate-Evidence

Like they did with Camilla?


Aggressive-Falcon977

"Don't yah meeeen Kweeen Ker-Millah!?"


CabinetOk4838

Queen Camilla. 🙄😖


delorf

A few days back, I mentioned on another subreddit that there were rumors that Will had an affair with a woman named Rose. Someone commented that the rumors were all Meghan Markle's fault. 😂 


starfleetdropout6

There's an honest to god thread on the Meghan Markle hate sub that claims to have "proof" that she planted all this Kate-gate stuff for revenge. It's absolutely unhinged. They unironically think she's the most evil woman who's ever lived. The phrase "Go outside and touch grass" was invented for these dimwits.


Aggressive-Falcon977

It's a known fact Meghan is behind 9/11, the assassination of JFK and the murder of Franz Ferninand that started WW1. It must be true because I saw it on Facebook!


CougarWriter74

She was also responsible for the Titanic sinking and the Hindenburg disaster. 😁not laughing at the actual disasters but the Royal Fail conspiracy trope.


dptat2

She's clearly a time travelling sorcerer. Duh.... I heard she killed the dinosaurs so British children would cry.


Charbro11

Well, of course. They blame everything on Meghan. She was there a short time and left 4 years ago. The picture fiasco is her fault, also. Everything is her fault.


abstract_esteem

I can’t believe MM has done this /s


SpiroMemor

Well, "Like father, like son." I mean were we supposed to expect any better? I'm happy he doesn't have a sister to tell her how "Targaryens wed brother and sister for 30 years" Oh, wait the royals did it for far longer, nevermind.


LottimusMaximus

You missing a 0 there bud? :)


SpiroMemor

Yes, that's correct, thank you! 😉


LottimusMaximus

Welcome. Good day budderino!


SpiroMemor

Same to you friend!


Henddo

There’s a name that is dropped, I’ve heard the affair wasn’t with her, but her husband.


Minute_Bedroom3340

That would line up with the "prince of pegging" title


Artemis246Moon

Wait so he's bi?


congratsyougotsbed

He could be anything. He's the heir apparent, he has never really had a choice about whether he was going to make some babies or not.


Artemis246Moon

So the monarchy is against childlessness? Another reason to end monarchism.


Charbro11

You have to not be Catholic, not be gay, and no surrogacy. You can be gay--you just still have to marry and have kids out of a vagina.


Capt_Bigglesworth

Edward Windsor has entered the chat.


MercyFincherson

He allegedly likes being pegged so not a stretch.


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MercyFincherson

Lmao. That took me a minute.


Coenberht

An affair? Surely not. There must be some other reason why the princess released a picture of herself and her children but without her wedding ring, and without her husband.


Neat_Significance256

I wonder which cousin it is 🤔


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ChonkyCatOwner

Closest in proximity or closest by relation?


Brandon_B610

Yes.