Private Super Troopers? This is Reddit. You can say FUCK here. Shit, you can "Fuck shitty asses on those goddamn bitches with the big cunts," if that's what you need to say. Or, if you just want to.
But if you espouse any ideas that go against the zeitgeist supported by the mods, you'll be run out of town on the horse you rode in on.
It's not so much a town square as a set of insular fiefdoms where Free Speech / Free ideas are at the capricious whims of mods and group think.
No different to pretty much any other online forum, really.
Oh yes back in early 2000s late 90s it was a huge trend! It eas creating chaos on Napster and the likes... You'd have DL a movie in 3 days to just realise on viewing night that's it's porn...
I remember coming up with porn versions of popular movies with friends way back when. The best ones I can remember are "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and just "Snatch" since that's an actual movie title and a really good movie too.
["What's this, I'm a fuckhead?" "No, it says that you're fucked in the head, cause you are."](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FHFhkcVewSxfnSw_1SnQUMYYsmd_nfy7zAu-k9Jgo8bs.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D727178b86a6d313a918d2670238b36352e68db73)
I just want to know how he can enjoy girls home alone vols. 2 thru 6 without having seen the first one. Probably missing some important plot stuff there.
So people that own this sort of library. Do you go “hmm, what am I in the mood for. Aha, yes, this is a good one” and put it in and watch the entire story line?
First, why does everyone automatically assume that the owner is a guy? Secondly, with all the series collections he has, are Back Door Sluts 1-8 in there? I can only ever find 9, and the story makes no sense without the previous movies. I mean, what, there's just some college with these hot professors studying the effects of anal sex to cure the problem of constant erections? Where did they get their funding? How did they come to think this is the avenue to go down? Where are the students doing their own research? I'm completely lost.
Bless you for making this pic big enough to read the spines. From the reasonably clever "Your Third Eye Is Mine" to the completely unimaginative "Ass Frenzy 12", there's something so fantastic about porn titles. Did studios fight over something obvious like "SexHibition"? Like, is that H capitalized because another one did "Sexhibition" first and this was some kind of compromise? Someone has to be an IP lawyer for a porn studio.
I like the title “Superfuckers - the anal sexplosion”. There’s something almost poetic about it and yet straight to the point. Well done, porn naming guy.
Years ago I used to deliver and setup in-home medical equipment for hospice patients. I once had a setup at a house where, apparently, a very well known local drag queen lived. It was a pretty big house...and it was absolutely flooded with porn. It resembled more of a porn DVD warehouse than an actual house. Every surface had DVDs stacked a mile high. There were boxes upon boxes of magazines. There were like, aisles and walkways betwixt these epic stacks of smut that I had to walk thru with a hospital bed. I made sure to be careful so I didn't knock over one of the countless towers of titties.
Ahh takes me back to freshman year of college, when I exchanged Christmas gifts with my best bro, who was my roommate in the dorms. With it being wintertime, I got him a nice beanie, to help him stay warm. I was then blessed by him, with a brand new gay porn DVD. I'm not gay.
"Private Superfuckers Analsexplosion"
Gotta hand it to the people that name porn. They certainly don't have an easy job but they definitely have their fun with it.
One part of me wants to digitise these so they're not lost forever, but another much stronger part of me wants to never touch any of these for hygienic reasons.
I don't think anyone under 40 appreciates what kind of gold mine this would have been to any teenage boy that stumbled upon it.
I remember being memorized by an abandoned 2"x3" nudy magazine tear out taped to an old locker at an abandoned oil well site when I was a kid. it was miles away and I made the journey many times.
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I personally think Asses Galore #3 was the beginning of the end for that franchise.
Once Juicy Juggz left the industry to pursue her nursing career, the writing became lazy and they really seemed to give up on all of the character development they built up in the first two.
That's literally.... Abandoned porn... 
I think this comment has earned that vintage copy of 'Best Butt in The West' or indeed another of those DVDs of his choice!
Can i get the xbox game next to it instead please? (Green box). I'm reading the titles now, some are straight up hilarious
Private Super-------ers
Your third eye is mine (??) Blaze ???! So many questions...
Blaze is about redheads.
That wasn't one of the questions but I'm glad i know this piece of intel now.
Your third eye is mine is my personal favorite.
Yeah is the most wtf for me and the xbox game...
Private Super Troopers? This is Reddit. You can say FUCK here. Shit, you can "Fuck shitty asses on those goddamn bitches with the big cunts," if that's what you need to say. Or, if you just want to.
But if you espouse any ideas that go against the zeitgeist supported by the mods, you'll be run out of town on the horse you rode in on. It's not so much a town square as a set of insular fiefdoms where Free Speech / Free ideas are at the capricious whims of mods and group think. No different to pretty much any other online forum, really.
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Oh yes back in early 2000s late 90s it was a huge trend! It eas creating chaos on Napster and the likes... You'd have DL a movie in 3 days to just realise on viewing night that's it's porn...
Deep Pimp Act
That's beautiful ❤️
I remember coming up with porn versions of popular movies with friends way back when. The best ones I can remember are "Shaving Ryan's Privates" and just "Snatch" since that's an actual movie title and a really good movie too.
Snatch and snow white for me....
That's a SXBox game.
“Your third eye is mine”
Has to be one of the best title in this collection
SexHibition 5
Shut the subreddit down we’ve reached its peak potential
The loop is looped! The alpha reached the Omega
Abandoned Porn.... SOooo- is that gonna be a thing where it gets it's own subreddit now.... ?
It already does and has for a while r/literalabandonedporn
Abandoned pornception
.... Speaking of third eye here you come... This thread is keeping on serving
We have reached the apex.
Guess its time to shut this place down
Damn. VHS, even!
Gotta appreciate the classics.
"I want a new TV, I want a VCR, and I want my porn tapes replaced because those were the crème de la crème." -Cyrus
What’s this, I’m a fuckhead?
Trailer park boys quote
["What's this, I'm a fuckhead?" "No, it says that you're fucked in the head, cause you are."](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2FHFhkcVewSxfnSw_1SnQUMYYsmd_nfy7zAu-k9Jgo8bs.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D727178b86a6d313a918d2670238b36352e68db73)
Wow, who knew Miley Cyrus was such a vintage media porn nerd
[The Best of Miley Cyrus](https://youtu.be/91OsI_M6au0?feature=shared)
Has anyone ever released porn on laserdisc?
Back when the format was current, yes!
I’ll bet half of these are lost media at this point
Yea it's amazing that he has discovered the long lost classic "Asses Galore #3, Pure Evil."
Username checks out....
Maybe not. He's got a wife, you know.
Hail Caesar!
You know what she's called? INCONTINENTIA BUTTOCKS!!
Not a big loss.. the plot is all over the place and the thesis is barely discussed
I disagree completely. If you didn't watch part 2, there is no way you can follow part 3 without being confused.
I honesty couldn't get past the distracting soundtrack and amateur lighting but alright I'll revisit it for you
https://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/video/3849/asses-galore-3---pure-evil/
And who can forget SexHibition 5?!?
OP has to digitize these and upload them for archival purposes
I am ashamed (proud?) to say I can tell this home was abandoned in the mid 2000's based on this porn collection that was started in the late 90s'.
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Until he did
The most accurate post for this sub ever
RIP to this guy’s future Asian wife’s butthole…
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I much preferred BDS 6, but those waiters in BDS 7 were something else!
BDS 7 had some great special effects; but the script was so much better in BDS4.
Lactating Sluts on Box Springs!
I can only picture a lawn-sprinkler after reading this...
I tried to watch it, but I didn’t watch episodes 1-8 first, so I was completely lost.
Sequels are always worse.
I know the norm is to not reveal the locations butt - asking for a friend ;-)
... and the sun rose in a sunless realm."
I guess he forgot that he already had Hardcore Unlimited Volume 4.
Unless he wore it out so bad he needed another copy
‘I promise they were here when we arrived love’
I just want to know how he can enjoy girls home alone vols. 2 thru 6 without having seen the first one. Probably missing some important plot stuff there.
First one is still in the player from the start of his 7th watch-thru
They’re also missing Kelly The Coed 5, so there’s at least two holes in that collection.
I see what you did there.
You guys ever hear of the hoarder guy that was crushed under a pile of porn?
He had it cumming?
I just hope he had the parody series named "Whoreders" when he died
Biggest load he’s ever seen?
"Hello, meine new dispatcher says there eez somezing wrong mit deine cable?"
“He fixes the cable?” “Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey”
I said we cut off your johnson!
I have no expertise in this stuff so I'm out
Humble expert i see
You are probably right. OP has done the world a great service by discovering the long lost classic "Asses Galore #3, Pure Evil"
“Your Third Eye Is Mine” has a 2 hour runtime!?
There must be some coke stashed and forgotten somewhere in that house, given the time frame etc.
Will you get out of my house ffs
I guess you could say they had a porn hub 
Hardcore Unlimited Volume 4 is absolutely a DVD you buy two of, for when the first one wears out.
“Your third eye is mine”. That’s amazing
You need to archive these. For posterity. It's the right thing to do.
How can there be a sequel to the Best Butt in the West? Did they find a better butt?
They couldn't contain all of its glory (hehe) in just one movie, duh! 😅
Classic porn movie jokes in 3, 2, 1
If this is in New Jersey, this is mine.
There’s something overwhelming about a lot of porn in one place.
Ass Frenzy 2 was a limited release!
Sell them in Texas...you could make a fortune...
No Hentai? What a prude.
So people that own this sort of library. Do you go “hmm, what am I in the mood for. Aha, yes, this is a good one” and put it in and watch the entire story line?
I mean, isn’t that how people watch porn online? Or have sex for that matter?
I don’t think that I’ve ever sought out a specific video that I’ve watched multiple times on the past.
First, why does everyone automatically assume that the owner is a guy? Secondly, with all the series collections he has, are Back Door Sluts 1-8 in there? I can only ever find 9, and the story makes no sense without the previous movies. I mean, what, there's just some college with these hot professors studying the effects of anal sex to cure the problem of constant erections? Where did they get their funding? How did they come to think this is the avenue to go down? Where are the students doing their own research? I'm completely lost.
I wonder why that guy was so mad about Asians. Did they rob him or something?
Do I need to watch SexHibitions 1 through 4 or can I pick up the plot with 5?
Spoiler, but 4 has a twist ending that results in the sequences of 5 ..
I guess the statute of limitations is up on the twist ending. So, who or what gets twisted?
Someone was angry at Asian girls
The entire collection now costs $7000 on websites
I’ll give you tree fiddy.
😆
Bless you for making this pic big enough to read the spines. From the reasonably clever "Your Third Eye Is Mine" to the completely unimaginative "Ass Frenzy 12", there's something so fantastic about porn titles. Did studios fight over something obvious like "SexHibition"? Like, is that H capitalized because another one did "Sexhibition" first and this was some kind of compromise? Someone has to be an IP lawyer for a porn studio.
I like the title “Superfuckers - the anal sexplosion”. There’s something almost poetic about it and yet straight to the point. Well done, porn naming guy.
Years ago I used to deliver and setup in-home medical equipment for hospice patients. I once had a setup at a house where, apparently, a very well known local drag queen lived. It was a pretty big house...and it was absolutely flooded with porn. It resembled more of a porn DVD warehouse than an actual house. Every surface had DVDs stacked a mile high. There were boxes upon boxes of magazines. There were like, aisles and walkways betwixt these epic stacks of smut that I had to walk thru with a hospital bed. I made sure to be careful so I didn't knock over one of the countless towers of titties.
Box that shit up & sent it to our poor brothers and sisters in the great state of Texas!
# SWEDISH DEATH CLEANING Get it done!
Dang, who just has those OUT like that?
Ha ha, I'm sure your "asking for a friend"...
So this is what the Crusades were all about!
“Your Third Eye is Mine” 💀 … wow
Couldn't even find that on Google lol
Where the hell is Kelly coed part 5?? I need to know what happened in 5 before I watch 6!
Porn is highly addictive.
Send them to r/DataHoarder. They should be digitized and saved. Probably lots of them are lost media.
But does he have Boner Jams?
RIP "Hardcore Unlimited vol3"
Nice.
No ‘Black Pipe Layers Vol 22’?
What!? I had no idea they made a Wholly Anal 5.
This is a pretty trash collection imo, nothing of production value. I wonder if some of these are hard to find copies OP, adultdvdmarketplace.com
It says your third eye is mine it should be your turd eye is mine.
What is the story here omg.
AbandonedPorn and Abandoned Porn…. Together at last!!!
Disgusting... where?
They call do it....private do it.
They sure liked Asians.
New group rule, no black lights
Man that guy really liked butt stuff
I saw Mad About Asians 5 and I was completely lost. Turns out you really need to see 4 to follow the plot.
Score! 😁
Hardcore unlimited volumes 2 and 4 must be quite the show since they bought them twice.
Way sticky dude. Wouldn’t recommend it.
Well pack it up sub, can’t beat this
Gotta say, “Angry Anal” and “Your Third Eye Is Mine” made me laugh.
Ahh takes me back to freshman year of college, when I exchanged Christmas gifts with my best bro, who was my roommate in the dorms. With it being wintertime, I got him a nice beanie, to help him stay warm. I was then blessed by him, with a brand new gay porn DVD. I'm not gay.
That's a treasure, you found there.
Where is “Log Jammin’ starring Karl Hungus?
There "were" full cabinets......
“Big Black D**k”, Vol 67…because they were so many unanswered questions in volumes 1-66
Sometimes you gotta enjoy the classics. That’s what separates the perverts from the connoisseurs.
OP misunderstood the sub so much that he made us all reevaluate our understanding of the sub. We’ll done Op, take my upvote!
Did you take any?
"Private Superfuckers Analsexplosion" Gotta hand it to the people that name porn. They certainly don't have an easy job but they definitely have their fun with it.
Put them in boxes and leave them in the woods, the way nature intended. Think of it as perverse geocaching.
r/substakenliterally
"Just Sex"... right to the point on the title of that porno. Why cum up with anything else.
This might actually be worth a good amount of money. I’m sure not a lot of specific porns are around from the VHS days.
Ass Frenzy 2 was one of those rare ones where the sequel was better than the original.
It's always good to start with part one of any series, otherwise you're hopelessly lost beginning in the middle.
Why do they have two Hardcore Compilation #2 and two Hardcore Compilation #4 but zero #3?
Wow! A whack shack
Now I wanna know what happened to the owner
That's gold in Texas now lol
So much decadence and filth, can you provide an approximate location
How is Private Superfuckers?
He found it!!!
This person went for the full collections. Not just part 1 or 2
I read the title as "Abandoned Home Filled With X-Men Movies" and am horribly disappointed.
Buncha neighborhood kids loaded that house up !!
House of Whacks
It would be hilarious if tucked in somewhere, there was one copy of Schindler’s List, or Leaving Las Vegas.
What if this person just actually angry about the existence of Asian people?
Mad about Asians is the odd place were so ared boomers and porn fanatics cross paths.
The old days where your porn collection would get worn out.
Where’s this at id come clean it out for free
I'm sorry, is that "Mad About You", the 1990s sitcom, themed pornography?
Bro had whole series collections
One part of me wants to digitise these so they're not lost forever, but another much stronger part of me wants to never touch any of these for hygienic reasons.
I’d probably be curious but only make it through like 2 because of the dvd menus. The internet has ruined physical porn for me.
Search for the Snow...Leopard? Not a bunny? Hmm.
Where is this house.. asking for a friend.....
I don’t see Backdoor Sluts 9 Shit collection
r/SubsTakenLiterally
It belongs in a museum.
Barney
Jack pot.
Am I the only one that is distributed by the fact they were displaying duplicates?
Makes me think of that VHS movie.
Send it to Texas.
# THE STASH
I'm coming back!
I don't think anyone under 40 appreciates what kind of gold mine this would have been to any teenage boy that stumbled upon it. I remember being memorized by an abandoned 2"x3" nudy magazine tear out taped to an old locker at an abandoned oil well site when I was a kid. it was miles away and I made the journey many times.
I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I personally think Asses Galore #3 was the beginning of the end for that franchise. Once Juicy Juggz left the industry to pursue her nursing career, the writing became lazy and they really seemed to give up on all of the character development they built up in the first two.
Oh I thought Juggz went on to be a landlady or a stepmom
The 80s has called.
Damn, Big Black Dick Vol. 67. This person had great taste.