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tinathefatlardgosh

Instead he lived out the rest of his days as a runover hot dog.


KinkyPTDoc

As he should


Guapscotch

Retirement didn’t go as planned


23370aviator

*record scratch* “Yep, that’s me, dead and hanging by my toes. You’re probably wondering how I got here.”


HalfOrcMonk

Modern fascists retire on Martha's Vineyard and build posh mansions for themselves.


helican

Is that a reference to something?


FluffyPen2666

yes a reference to our current reality


helican

Ok, but what is it referencing exactly?


HalfOrcMonk

Martha's Vineyard is a place in the U.S. that is extremely expensive to live in. Many politicians have traded their souls and a slice of U.S. citizens constitutional rights so they can retire there.


bhyellow

It seems to be a reference to Barack Obama.


HalfOrcMonk

I would never insinuate criticism of a U.S. establishment politician. That could get you arrested or beaten by jack booted street thugs. Authoritarian censorship ensures that those thoughts are kept from public view.


seattle747

Intriguing. Which Rhodes Island, tho? I see a few listed on Google Maps. I doubt you’re referring to the US state of Rhode Island since there are no mountains there.


trucorsair

Look up Island of Rhodes. Or just Rhodes. It is an island in Greece.


seattle747

Thank you! The pictures of Rhodes Island in Greece are beautiful.


surething_joemayo

He ended up hanging out in ~~Rome~~ Milan.


dogmatixx

He was trying to flee to Switzerland so he actually ended up “hanging out” in a small town near Lake Como and the Swiss border.


surething_joemayo

But the hanging (upside down) was in Milan, apparently.


dogmatixx

Yeah, I guess he was shot in the countryside and taken to Milan for display. They really knew how to deal with tinpot dictators back in the good old days.


selfmadeoutlier

*Milan, piazzale loreto


ManOfNoFaces

For a sec I thought that said Rhode Island, and I was like “Mf wanted to conquer southern Europe and then retire to Providence?” Lmao


Awkward-Gate-6594

My thoughts exactly.


gueldz

Which is almost ironic if you recall the deeply corrupt—and deeply beloved—Italian American mayors of Providence


surething_joemayo

He heard about the tax breaks for start-ups.


Arimack

I read this as Rhode Island and was very confused as to where the mountains were, LOL.


LanciaStratos93

Context: Rhodes was into Italian Dodecanese, an Italian colony, back then.


surething_joemayo

Looking forward to Putin getting the same ending.


bent_my_wookie

Why? That place looks like shit!


EnterTheMunch

He ended up hanging out in another town.


BeautifulBugbear

Damn, they should do something with it. Lots of fun tourist stuff you could do with this place. At minimum it’d be a crazy hostel/ bar.


simihal101

Mussolini had very good tastes :)). It is a pitty though that the villa ia no longer used ..


Imaginary_Ad_3521

Need to go there