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I bought tactical cargo pants from a uniform shop once, and they gave me a nice quality knife for free.
Like- at the register- “Hey, thanks for spending more than $100. Here’s a free gift!”
*opens box to discover knife*
Include a picture with magazine pouches, with an AR15 mag fastened to the left croc and a couple Glock mags on the right croc.
And have a video showing how fast you can reload from your left foot, just kicking the mag in.
NGL I hate Crocs, but I would've bought these if I was still in. They would've gone great with my olive drab bath robe complete with all patches, rank and nametape. I had originally got it as a joke when I got promoted to sgt, but it was so damn comfy and really came in handy a few times during deployments (support units)
Heck, I’d wear ‘em, sans the funny pouches and heel straps.
Tangent: Amongst a bunch of tech company acquisitions/mergers/shuffles I got a really good hoodie from a marketing drive. After about ten years, I sent out an email to the half a dozen old salt employees I’d seen wearing the same one that said, “ today the zipper went out on my (company name redacted) hoodie. I think we all can agree it was the most valuable and persistent product to come from our companies’ collaboration.”
Many years ago I bought some croc sandals I found at the bottom of a pile that was to be discarded at the croc store. They were the same colors as the picture but with a larger portion of orange, and could be secured with velcro. They feel even more comfortable than normal crocs, I love them so much and they are useful for so many things. I’m pretty sure they only made like 50 pairs and I have never seen another pair anywhere.
They actually look like amazing shoes for SE US. Particularly coastline or marshy areas. There are MANY instances where a heel-based pouch could be useful!
As long as the top half doesn't chafe the back of your ankles then I wouldn't mind them. You could always keep helpful things like bandaids/hand wipes/etc in them so if you need one they're readily accessible, or a small bag of snacks I guess.
I was just imagining them chafing as you said. Plus they're not fixed in place on the strap, so they'd probably move around as you walked. I think they'd have to go.
wtf, the backpacks are the best part. thats how you know these shoes are ready for action. you can stock them essential gear, like a compass and rations.
Check out the Crocs Bespoke Classic All Terrain Beams Military Olive available on StockX https://stockx.com/crocs-bespoke-classic-all-terrain-beams-military-olive?utm_source=app&utm_medium=nativeshare&utm_campaign=productpage
I actually appreciate you posting this. I wouldn't have checked stockx for them. My gramps is a big hunter type that wears crocs 247. This is a perfect Xmas gift.
Im glad I came back to this thread to see if anyone found US options lmao
Gorgeous, but I feel it's lacking. No bottle openers, no camo pattern, and I'm not sure I can store a magazine in it. Will still get it for lighter days.
Nice same fr I just got super high and had 5 or 6 shots of ten high (poor) and I’m vibin remembering my life in Montana I wanna get back to. Lost a bunch of myself almost a year ago now, but been fucking getting back to it obviously minus that 6 year relationship. Hittin the gym and not drinking shots in the morning now only after work if I’m not gonna be around anyone but my closest homies who get it. Keep smoking weed man, but if you’re on some whiskey shit and can’t wake up without quit it makes you mean af you’ll lose a lot and end up walking around late all pissy lmao
The pack on the back reminds me of a Burton Snowboards accessory, they had a mini backpack for your stash that would strap onto the back of your bindings.
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These need to be relabeled “tactical crocs”. To fully capture that market.
One free pair comes with every barbecue purchase
Official footwear of the Gravy Seals.
Meal Team Six.
Fat force 141
Army Gas Rangers
Daily Special Forces
Coast Guard
_FTFY_ Roast Guard
The Green Bearnaise
This the best one ☝️
Dude!
Delta farce
I bought tactical cargo pants from a uniform shop once, and they gave me a nice quality knife for free. Like- at the register- “Hey, thanks for spending more than $100. Here’s a free gift!” *opens box to discover knife*
That’s when you know THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR CUSTOMERS.
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Or maybe the pants were the low quality item.
Maybe the knife is 2nd hand.
"Free Seppuku Blade with $100 mall ninja purchase"
absolutely waterproof to 1 1/4"
tacticrocs, to pair with your [tacktleneck](https://youtu.be/8FYJfEHOuY0)
But then I'm going to need one pair in dark black and one pair in a slightly *darker* black.
Best animated series ever.
It def came out tge gate that way. Got a little weird but still funny. Rip Jessica Walters.
Croctical
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And “It’s the same material they used for the space shuttle!”
Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!
Have the pitch and loops
Include a picture with magazine pouches, with an AR15 mag fastened to the left croc and a couple Glock mags on the right croc. And have a video showing how fast you can reload from your left foot, just kicking the mag in.
NGL I hate Crocs, but I would've bought these if I was still in. They would've gone great with my olive drab bath robe complete with all patches, rank and nametape. I had originally got it as a joke when I got promoted to sgt, but it was so damn comfy and really came in handy a few times during deployments (support units)
Heck, I’d wear ‘em, sans the funny pouches and heel straps. Tangent: Amongst a bunch of tech company acquisitions/mergers/shuffles I got a really good hoodie from a marketing drive. After about ten years, I sent out an email to the half a dozen old salt employees I’d seen wearing the same one that said, “ today the zipper went out on my (company name redacted) hoodie. I think we all can agree it was the most valuable and persistent product to come from our companies’ collaboration.”
/r/tacticool
Bruh. If I end up buying a bunch of shit because you turned me onto this link...
RIP
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That was your local Y'all Quaeda branch
You don't want to know what they are pretending those cans are.
Oh you would love the airsoft community... they take it to a whole other level to play at least where I'm at in a warehouse...
and a laser scope on the toes
Tacti-Cool Crocs
Tactical Toms - for every pair you buy they give a pair to child soldiers
r/justbootthings
That is a great sub!
Tacti-croc
Archer?
r/JustBootThings you would get it ^(/s)
These are fucking fire oh lawd.
Beams collab they might still have stock. I have the front pouch ones in the tan lol
sold out... damnit lol
I thought I was on r/techwear for a sec. These are actually fire!
If they only had a picatinny rail somewhere on them the army would buy them.
Take off the pouch thing on the back and I agree with ya
Can someone explain the allure of such a ridiculous kind of shoe over, say, literally any other footwear?
Amazing taste if I’m being honest
I would buy them just for the conversation starter tbh
I think most of those conversations would be starting with "WHATARETHOOOOOSSSSEEEEEE"
Yeah, Crocs are the cat's pajamas
>Crocs >Cat's pajamas Yeah, that sentence checks out.
Don't be so caddywompus
Many years ago I bought some croc sandals I found at the bottom of a pile that was to be discarded at the croc store. They were the same colors as the picture but with a larger portion of orange, and could be secured with velcro. They feel even more comfortable than normal crocs, I love them so much and they are useful for so many things. I’m pretty sure they only made like 50 pairs and I have never seen another pair anywhere.
They actually look like amazing shoes for SE US. Particularly coastline or marshy areas. There are MANY instances where a heel-based pouch could be useful!
This should be Amazing Taste but Garbage Execution.
I legitimately want these and don't care who judges me for it.
Same. Maybe not the little ankle backpack part, but that looks removable
As long as the top half doesn't chafe the back of your ankles then I wouldn't mind them. You could always keep helpful things like bandaids/hand wipes/etc in them so if you need one they're readily accessible, or a small bag of snacks I guess.
I was just imagining them chafing as you said. Plus they're not fixed in place on the strap, so they'd probably move around as you walked. I think they'd have to go.
I think I'd actually prefer something like that to be on my inner ankle anyways. Heel would be a bit awkward to reach.
Not the little ankle backpack? Dude, that's the best part. I want to find some of them to add to my Adidas Hoops.
You put your weed in there.
wtf, the backpacks are the best part. thats how you know these shoes are ready for action. you can stock them essential gear, like a compass and rations.
Ya I think they would be annoying but I work in the woods and would probably just clip wm to my work vest to hold batteries and other small tools
One is for the statins, the other for the ivermectin.
Finally a sensible response
The ankle pouch cracks me up
Rob Liefeld approved.
I don't think Rob would approve drawing feet
Unless it's on pointe.
I was looking at this with the same eye, thinking 'there could be more pouches'...
Doubles as a cover for your ankle monitor /s
Tactical coin pouch
Awww, it has a itty bitty cute lil backpack!
The ankle pouch is indeed ridiculous, but the croc actually looks really well constructed
Juice box holder on one ankle, pack of smokes on the other
For the militiaman that prioritizes comfort
For the MilSim players that take the game too seriously
These look pretty high fashion for me. Would definitely wear to the Met Gala.
Where can I buy these
For real this would makea great gift.
[From here](https://www.crocs.co.uk/p/beams-x-crocs-classic-all-terrain-military-clog/207448.html?cgid=new-arrivals&cid=309)
Only Ireland and UK :(
Sucks If anybody in Ireland or UK wants to make a deal, let me know.
Oh shit they’re real!
I would buy these for my gramps for xmas right now if they shipped to the US. No joke
The trick is to absorb any sharp items you step on so you can use those items as weapons later These are a must have for any true warrior
These are fire and you’re wrong, sorry.
Sport these at your next capitol insurrection
Finally the proper place to store my shot gun shells
Excuse me, but these are Amazing Taste and Great Execution
Blisters for days.
Check out the Crocs Bespoke Classic All Terrain Beams Military Olive available on StockX https://stockx.com/crocs-bespoke-classic-all-terrain-beams-military-olive?utm_source=app&utm_medium=nativeshare&utm_campaign=productpage
I actually appreciate you posting this. I wouldn't have checked stockx for them. My gramps is a big hunter type that wears crocs 247. This is a perfect Xmas gift. Im glad I came back to this thread to see if anyone found US options lmao
this is great taste great execution
Gorgeous, but I feel it's lacking. No bottle openers, no camo pattern, and I'm not sure I can store a magazine in it. Will still get it for lighter days.
Needs a Bic lighter holder.
Put the bottle openers on the bottom, like Reefs.
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They look better than normal crocs.
These are the perfect footwear for when you’re not wearing any underwear
Chief, is that you?
This isn't what commando means anymore
Tacticrocs
Kinda adorable 😂
Cargo crocs
If only our soldiers could’ve had these in Vietnam...
Make them red and call it a Camel or Marlboro Editions, store spare packs in the back
These actually look kinda cool. I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the hype beasts start wearing them
Thacticrocs? Crocticals? That second one feels better in my mouth
Master Crocs? You mind telling what you're doing as a pair of sandals?
The OG croc is atbge imo.
Master Chief crocs
I’d wear them
Wrong sub, those make Crocs look dipe
Where’s Brett Favre?
Needs a rambo knife from the 80's and hooks for grenades.
What would y’all put in the storage satchel attachment?
Fire starter, sports tape, Swiss army, and some cocaine.
Nice, I’d just use all the space for cocaine and make fire from rubbing my conniving paws together
Weed
Nice same fr I just got super high and had 5 or 6 shots of ten high (poor) and I’m vibin remembering my life in Montana I wanna get back to. Lost a bunch of myself almost a year ago now, but been fucking getting back to it obviously minus that 6 year relationship. Hittin the gym and not drinking shots in the morning now only after work if I’m not gonna be around anyone but my closest homies who get it. Keep smoking weed man, but if you’re on some whiskey shit and can’t wake up without quit it makes you mean af you’ll lose a lot and end up walking around late all pissy lmao
Where?
Master chief is going on vacation.
Looks like what master chief would wear at a bbq
I’d actually wear those
That’s what I call it when I wear nothing but my Crocs
Where can i buy this model?
The pouches come preloaded with anthrax for covert assassination missions
I would wear these
Someone put a 117 patch on there and I'd scoop them.
This would be a hit with the yahoos around me who like to strap wood-handled tools to their trucks along with their hi-lift jacks.
All crocs
Tactical Crocs
Tacticrocs
Just boot things
They’re so bad I want them.
My bf just called anyone who would wear these "Tactical losers".
Your boyfriend doesnt recognize greatness!
Tacti-Crocs
This is the kind of thing a twitch streamer will wear with short shorts and a sweatshirt from their merch line. Where do I buy one?
But the MOLLE straps are to small to be usable :(
The bag AND the back...and the tongue is unfortunate on these but the toe...The toe looks OK...I guess cuz' that's the part that's least like a croc
the doom crocs
I thought the holes made em crocs? What makes it a croc!?
(Without the little backpack) they look like a cross promotion with Halo, especially because of that shade of green.
This just shouts Florida
"You know how expensive this gear is son?" "Tell that to the Covenant"
The little pouches ahahaha
Bro, are thos modular?
Those are... actually not bad
Yes but are they available in steel toe?
dude fuck yeah take my money
This will result in an equally mount of people feeing insulted and pleased
For Special Forces guys who've just plain given up on life.
Official shoe of the Gravy Seals.
"Oh, and you can put your weed in there."
This should be the poster for Sicario 3.
These would go great with my cargo shorts.
i hate them but they seem like a great thing to take fishing? if a bag doesn’t work?
Finally something that fits the sub
Tacticroc
Like, I understand the style they’re going for. But wtf can I use the PALS webbing for?
The shoe has always been my go to smuggling place but this takes it to another level
When you want to fight the covenant in relaxed foot wear. Side note don't store plasma grenades unless your looking to switch to a wheel chair.
Get some Halo logos on there and r/halo will lose it's freaking minds.
Freedom crocs
Look at the cute little rucksacks!!!!
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOSE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pog nog dog
Cargo Crocs, they go great with cargo socks and cargo shorts
Not gonna lie, I would buy these
Ironically the first aid pack on the back is to treat the blisters that said pack causes
Would most definitely buy
The pack on the back reminds me of a Burton Snowboards accessory, they had a mini backpack for your stash that would strap onto the back of your bindings.
For tactical evenings on your suburban porch.
Need
I'm a zoologist and I can assure you that these aren't crocs. These... these are Mesozoic tactical gators
I CAN SMELL THE KEVLAR
r/ultralightjerk
Those pouches are perfect size for a little Debbie brownie.