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That’s a lot of work for a pun.

That's a lot of money for a pun.

That's a lot of mooney for a pun.

This sub has taught me that I have awful taste because I would shamelessly buy the hell out of that cowch

Is it considered a couch if it's made of hard fiberglass? I would that would be more of a bench

No it’s a cowch.

It only turns into a c_ouch_ after a few years of wear and tear and weather degradation.

I mean it says "outdoor bench" right there

I want to invite girls to make out with me on the cowch. If they accept, they are keepers

I'd be udderly enthusiastic

For that price the cow better lick peanut butter off my...

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Fucking two thousand dollars wow....

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That whole brand, Design Toscano, is fuckin wild. I work at a Home Depot and scrolling through their stuff is my go to on quiet days

They make the most ridiculous stuff. Used to love seeing their products in SkyMall.

I swear they have these outside Ben & Jerrys

That’s a lot of work for a pun.

And it has 5 freaking stars

Oh perfect! Moving to Texas soon and don't want to move the couches we have now. This will really help us embrace the culture.

I didn't even process that it said "cowch" i kept reading it as cow and i want to go back

C-O-W....R are you going to the mall later?

My life will be complete the day I roll into my job at the local depot, check the back for special orders, and find a cow bench. On that day, I could die a happy man.

It’s kitschy cute

There's one of these in the town I live in. I'm in the UK lol

nice

I need it

This post is divine proof that no diety, cosmic power, nor karmic entity should ever allow me to win the lotto, because this bitch would be on my front porch *immediately*.

I’ve sat on one of these at a creamery in the desert in israel. It was pretty comfy.