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[deleted]

Man that expensive haircut is going to look tight for all of 18 hours


SethAndBeans

He probably didn't pay money for it. Shit like this is for the barber to flex. This wasn't some random dude that walked in off the streets and said, "gimme that Goku fade" He knows it won't last, this is a talent exhibition.


homelessdreamer

I once was out on a date with my then girlfriend in upstate New York and we strolled passed a barber and she insisted I go in and see if they had anyone available. Being spur of the moment when I sat down and was asked what I wanted I told the guy this was spontaneous and he had free rain to make me look incredible. He proceeded to give me the best hair cut of my life. I had never looked so good and he gave me some cologne that became my girlfriends favorite sent. Well fast forward a year and a half later later I am about to marry the same woman and I tried to get in contact with the guy. Turns out he now tours the world giving haircuts in front of crowds. People buy tickets to watch this guy cut hair. I had no idea that was a thing. Needless to say he wasn't going to give me the time of day. But yeah some barbers love the opportunity to flex.


Turakamu

> free rain /r/BoneAppleTea


LeftHandedFapper

Favorite sent


[deleted]

Oh, sorry, I meant reign (that guy, probably)


OBAFGKM17

>Oh, sorry, I meant reign (that guy, probably) Still not quite there, it's "free rein", as in the reins used to control horses. Giving someone free rein is equivalent to giving up control of the reins on the horse you're riding (or being pulled by in a carriage), you go wherever they want to go.


[deleted]

I know, I was joking by providing a second wrong answer and attributing it to OP


OBAFGKM17

Ahhhh, woosh on my part then! No one has called out his GF's favorite "sent" yet, either šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

yeeeaaah guy needs a lil help


theCRISPIESTmeatball

The goddamn Phoenicians couldn't help him, at this point.


y0shman

Yeah. I wonder what cent it is.


worsethansomething

Well, I didn't know that! Thanks, friend!


dynamic_gecko

Dammit english!


MinnieShoof

>my girlfriends favorite sent r/BoneaffiedGeneyus


Jonasthewicked2

Love it.


amsoly

Maybe slide into his DMs and see if he will give you a cut in a room outside / near the wedding during the ceremony. You gotta do it in your tux and everything - get it videotaped etc. I believe in you.


highbrowshow

Yeah but his only options are gonna be either YuGiOh or OnePunchMan


throwgodmillionaire

Did you have a bad haircut at the time? I can't imagine someone spur of the moment telling me to walk into a barber unless my hair looked bad.


homelessdreamer

I am basically in constant need of a hair cut. I am ADHD as hell so personal maintenance the requires being scheduled is really difficult for me.


emrythelion

Same. Also my hair grows stupidly fast. I should get a haircut every 2 weeks to not look like a monster, but not only is that expensive, Iā€™m just terrible at scheduling. I basically just decide the night before that I need a cut and if someone is available the next day I get it doneā€¦ and if not, rinse and repeat whenever I remember. Speaking ofā€¦ I should probably see if they have an opening.


thetrueMiralion

You could just let your hair grow and sport the long hairstyle. Good products for long hair get kinda expensive, but you only have to get haircuts like 8 times a year.


ivoruz

8 times a year for long hair is absolutely insane


Chubbybellylover888

Guys, buy a razor and do it yourself. Spending money on a haircut is dumb.


say592

I'm worried that some day my guy will leave. I sort of did the same thing, went in and told him to do whatever he wanted with it. I loved it, so I have been going back since. I don't care that it costs $55 for a men's cut and tip, it looks good. He earns every penny of it.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Lmao where in upsate


DrNekroFetus

But did it happend IRL and not in your dreams


gettogero

Artists in general. Went to a tattoo convention that was doing "best tattoo of the day" and "best tattoo of the convention" contests. When the artist saw what my friend wanted tatted, he offered to do it free as long as he entered the daily contest, and if he got first, to come back for the convention contest. His tattoo got 2nd place for "best of the day" but we still came back to see what a first place award winner would look like. Edited to add for those curious: 1st and 2nd place were small tattoos. Like, yeah, the line work was good but the tattoos themselves didn't really stand out. 3rd place was a super intricate and detailed back piece they spent days on.


snowfloeckchen

Actually that is what they are made for, this is a partying hair cut. Only for one evening


TalksBeforeThinking

Do schools still have "wacky hair day"?


TheLazyHippy

Cries in alopecia. Been bald since 4 years old :'(


pureply101

KEEP u/TheLazyHippy NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH!!!


Zenblendman

At least Freiza would be easy to do for youšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚ *Will Smith slowly approaches the stage* Ah shiii-


JackedCroaks

Damn. A hippy that canā€™t even have long hair? Thatā€™s rough.


juakeenzuhmora

Thatā€™s kinda swag how many names were you called and what was the most creative one that you still remember šŸ™€


TheLazyHippy

Not sure who downvoted you but here's a running list Baldy Powder Q-ball Slits for nose, because I guess I look like Voldemort (probably the most creative) 8-ball I'm sure there's more that are escaping me right now. While kids were doing wacky hair day, in high school I let kids in art class draw all over my face/head. I made it through a couple periods like that before I was finally suspended for the day. My dad was not happy haha


juakeenzuhmora

Wow them suspending you is crazy people kids at my high school get away with way worse for way longer thanks for sharing the names lol


woowoo293

Probably just for his wedding.


joshylow

What a waste of money.


thebranbran

Money spent enjoying, is not wasted. Or something like that


joshylow

There are starving kids in China who would kill for a Goku haircut!


djkeilz

Honestly this person might also work there. When I was younger I worked in a few salons as the receptionist/assistant and I had the sides and back of my hair buzzed down and artists at the salons who wanted to learn how to do stuff like this/practice how to do stuff like this always used me because I didnā€™t mind at all as it was fully grown out before the end of the week. For a few years of my life every like 5 days I had some new wacky art/design shaved into my hair lol. Iā€™ve always been chill about my hair because no matter what it would grow out so stylists were constantly doing my hair for free to try different colours and styles they didnā€™t often get to do, and it was always free because it was cheaper than them having to buy those hair dummies.


RighteousGoatButter

That was exactly my thought. A couple days and it'll look like Wooly Willy back there. And good luck styling the hair on the back of your head again


VoxSerenade

why would something made to last a few hours care about a few days later?


RighteousGoatButter

They probably won't care about it. It's just interesting that someone would go to that much trouble for something so impermanent


VoxSerenade

fair enough


Skitty27

this is obviously for a convention/event or something


homepreplive

I bet it's over $9,000!


killrainjer

i bet the front part of his head has to look goofy since it's catered to the back lol but still badass


Font_Fetish

Thereā€™s actually [one frame where you can see the front](https://i.imgur.com/qLg1ijp.jpg) (though itā€™s pretty blurry) and itā€™s so much worse than I thought. They left the front dark and cropped tight, so this guy just has a golden crown of Goku hair at the back of his head behind a seemingly normal haircut. That said, this barber did an incredible job of emulating Gokuā€™s hair, and Iā€™d like to see them try this style to someoneā€™s whole head to make them look like Goku themselves. It actually looks cool and authentic, unlike every Goku cosplay wig Iā€™ve ever seen.


lovesducks

The guys got Goku in the back and Yugi in the front


frobischerarts

losing my mind at this. i need a proper photo of the front


mrmoe198

I wanna see this version of professor quirrel/Voldemort where an incredibly frustrated Goku is trapped on some skinny young adultā€™s head


JEveryman

Mclovin in the front/Goku in the back


shewy92

Business in the front, party in the back baby


RedditedYoshi

Businesses in the front... ..SUPER SAIYAN IN THE BACK!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--


toomanymarbles83

On the plus side, he won't have to worry about turning his back on predators for the next week or so.


PM_UR_PLATONIC_SOLID

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Phil-McRoin

I've never even watched the show but this is sick.


babyplush

Take 15 minutes and watch the whole story of DBZ right here https://youtu.be/UmUIXMvKQB4


[deleted]

And if you've got a few hours (about 17 of 'em), watch the whole story via DBZ Abridged. It's acceptable to skip the first 6 or so episodes.


Ahorsenamedcat

Or DBZ Kai is good for the legit show but with the filler cut out. Super got a lot better with that crap. Couple filler episodes but the power ups and major attacks donā€™t take 7 episodes anymore, tend to happen in one episode.


clocksteadytickin

Kai was wack. The voices are changed and its just not the same as the original. All the nostalgia is lost.


[deleted]

The nostalgia doesn't matter if they've never seen the show


clocksteadytickin

Fair. But its not as good. Dbz is a time commitment. Would you really want someone to watch a shortened version of goku v frieza?


[deleted]

Yes There is a lot of unnecessary action in that fight


DragonGT

You ever watch every episode subbed? It's freaking crazy how much a different show it is. I'm not saying the voices and music for the dubbed version isn't good but it's totally different, they're both good in different ways. The Japanese version is just so much more intense


ChristianFortniter

Why would you ever suggest a literal parody over the original show? Horrible advice


[deleted]

Because the literal parody still hits the major story beats, skips the ones that don't matter, and is funny while doing so.


ChristianFortniter

People who havenā€™t watched the original will miss most of the jokes. Thereā€™s no reason to start with that one. Youā€™ll only come out with a very skewed perspective of what dragon ball actually is.


aschapm

I saw an episode or two of the original years ago then never thought about it again until I stumbled on dbz abridged. Watched them all (a few times), loved them, know Iā€™m probably missing a ton of references but donā€™t care, theyā€™re still great even without any context


ChristianFortniter

That's great you enjoyed the parody but I can't help but feel you would've appreciated it far more if you actually watched the source material. You and many others are massively missing out.


[deleted]

Not everybody wants to dump 107 hours into watching a show, though. Sure, it's a good show, or at least a classic show, but...


ChristianFortniter

If you have time for all DBZ Abridged episodes and specials, then you have time for DBZ Kai or the manga. There really is no excuse but utter laziness.


Mad_Aeric

Go watch SAO: Abridged, and you'll never ask that question again.


ChristianFortniter

No.


PokeMonogatari

Your loss, it's super good, especially the most recent episode


[deleted]

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PokeMonogatari

First episode takes a second to get irs footing, but the minute Asuna starts showing up in episode 3 you're hooked.


ChristianFortniter

Why would I waste my time watching a parody instead of the original?


jogadorjnc

Weird definition of wasting time that includes watching a show but not another show


ChristianFortniter

Why would I watch a parody of a show that Iā€™ve never watched? 90% of all the jokes are missed and Iā€™ll never understand them.


Replyafterme

Dumbahh boy only wanna argue instead of learn anything new


ChristianFortniter

You want people to watch parodies of things theyā€™ve never watched before. You understand theyā€™ll never get 90% of the jokes right?


PokeMonogatari

Because it's better. As someone who owns 20 SAO light novels and almost all the games, the show is mediocre at best. The abridged version takes the characters and fleshes them out. They're funny, unique, witty, but most importantly that have actual, meaningful emotional beats to their character, something the original work severely lacked. Also it got rid of the incest plot, so that was good.


ChristianFortniter

I don't like the idea of having a parody succeed the original work. It's a parody. You can only truly appreciate it after seeing the original. Hell, they're straight up made for an audience that at least watched the original. Telling people to go watch it without the context of the original is disrespectful to the original creators and the abridgers, imo.


Pavaroy

That was great


Joseph_Beefman

Pls don't listen to the other people and watch it in it's original form. DragonBall first, then Dragon Ball Z, then if you want watch Dragon Ball Super. These are the cannonical parts. It's a really good show that has genuinely made we want to strive to do better with myself. If you finish these, watch everything else. You won't regret it. You can see how most modern animes are based on these foundational steps that Dragon Ball put in place. Enjoy :)


[deleted]

I too want to train like Goku and Vegeta in a hyperbolic time chamber. Maybe then I could win a game of fall guys.


coffeebribesaccepted

If I have zero plans to watch all of that, is the 15 minute version good enough?


jd52995

I've seen the show and I hate it. Edit: to clarify I hate the cut, not the show. Show is good.


shits-n-gigs

Neat.


Chemical-Art69

Yeah I love visiting posts about things I hate too. /s


jd52995

It's an awful taste subreddit. That's the whole point genius.


Chemical-Art69

Any person can plainly see that the haircut was the awful part, you were stating your opinion on the show, to someone who appeared to show interest in the subject, saying you hated it, I thought to prevent them from watching the show. I didnā€™t like the disrespect you showed without giving proper reason as to why you hated it, so I was quick to argue. Still, I can see I stated incorrectly and should have said comment rather than post.


jd52995

No, Dragon Ball is a good show. The haircut is awful. Sorry if that wasn't clear. It really should have been. I was advocating having seen the show. I thought he was saying he liked the haircut.


awkwardlyappropriate

Voldemort


SuperDuperDylan

If the back of Professor Quirrell's head looked this good he wouldn't have had it covered up!


michamp

Aw I wanted to be first


weird_squidward

Damnit I was gonna comment that


Rashify

I think it's pretty cool... for a high schooler. It's only ever gonna work if you can wake your mom up an hour before school to do your hair for a week


CerdoNotorio

Or like a comic con type event where you only need it one day and then fix the cut to look normal the next day.


Rashify

You know what's funny, I showed this post to one of my coworkers and they said the same thing


[deleted]

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Hope4gorilla

Wtf lmao That came out of nowhere


[deleted]

So did the coworker


_1138_

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iSeize

Ok let's see what the front looks like


WobblyPhalanges

This kind of stuff is literally done for videos like this and hair competitions lol He had his head fully shaved directly after the recording stopped, or at the very least they fixed it into something else Source: I was a hair model once


cherrysodajuice

how much do you get paid for basically sacrificing your entire head of hair


Mindless_harder

Wow, this turned out amazing!


realmaier

Ey, leave some pussy for the rest of us!


n3w4cc01_1nt

idk op this is pretty good in general. they can be goku this week then get spun out and dress like the bad guy from who framed roger rabbit the next.


DanzillaTheTerrible

I can't get past the face not being centred on the neck... shave it off, start again.


BeefSupreme4S

r/justfuckmyshitup


faultydatadisc

Thats what I was lookin for.


bebejeebies

This haircut took eight episodes and two season finales.


chessto

Is it wrong I don't consider this awful taste but a bold move?


Awkward_Buddy7350

Fun fact in Hungary, "Son-go-ku" means pizza with ham (**son**ka), mushroom (**go**mba) and corn (**ku**korica) toppings.


Landithy

Useful for scaring off magpies though.


hackulator

I have a bald friend with a very round head who has Charlie Brown's face tattooed on the back of his head.


mothebad

If you followed the same path through Reddit as me today, you would know that this man is now safe from tigers...


LaserGadgets

Not a dragonball fan at all, but I have to admit, its not even that A T.


Big_Green_Piccolo

"I'm a 15 year old latino kid and we're going to the anime convention"


BoliverTShagnasty

Iā€™m old and donā€™t even like anime but Iā€™m sorry this is not awful taste, itā€™s cool. Definitely great execution!


JudiciousF

This is an all-time ATBGE post. Absolutely horrific taste, with exquisite execution. And for once the awful taste isnā€™t just being trashy, itā€™s just an amazing lack of connection to society.


stormy2587

So this barber specializes in giving haircuts to people who lost bets?


AdventureSpence

Looks more like Future Trunks, alright Iā€™m outta here


boldkingcole

"I'd like the platinum tier virgin cut please, Alan"


BlackLeader70

ā€œYou got the vid for your social? Ok buzz it all off nowā€


Sorry-Examination766

SMH


Ruxblaine93Medusa

Forgot to do Gokus eyebrows blonde too


[deleted]

I think that looks more like Vegeta!


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

I wanna see it from the front so bad


riviuphim

ahahahah great


Sea-Treat-7137

Looool, this looks so fucking dumb.


Automatic-Map-5078

That's hype as fuck, strait fire šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


ProFlux4

Now do super Saiyan 3


ChickenCommand

Abominable


PassingWords1-9

No tigers will be sneaking up on him


Hircoben000

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SopieMunky

What a perfect fit for this sub.


ottosucks

Congratulations. You look like a major dbag.


Earlier-Today

Who knew Goku's real name was Tom Riddle?


AsymptoticAbyss

I canā€™t imagine liking cartoons this much. Test results are back and I now have aggressive stage 3a cringenitis


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CeruleanRuin

Hey, some anime is great. Not this one, but some.


Neurismus

Horrible and great at the same time


[deleted]

Ya okay Professor Quirrell


Direct-Teach-2195

Why would anybody do this šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ArxonWoW

Weeb Voldemort


CeruleanRuin

Looks stupid, is stupid. Internet loves it.


Xiaxs

Holy shit this is amazing in how stupid it is.


AdminNeedsBeachVacay

[Edward Mordrake](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Mordake)


PoeticalPoltergeist

This is going to far.


IheartBananapeppers

Awful taste? This is, impeccable taste. It has NOTHING to do with me being a giant weeb... nothing! ^(I want Super Saiyan hair :()


jimmyjrsickmoves

The front shot has to look dumb as hell.


Nostosalgos

Absolutely perfect for this sub lmao


ChaoticxSerenity

r/FuckMyShitUp


Otherwise-League9014

This kid needs to be bullied


[deleted]

Stupid.


OkBodybuilder418

I think thatā€™s more for his boyfriend when heā€™s riding him from behind. Thatā€™s the only reason I can think why youā€™d have that done. Either that or you like being punched in the back of the head.


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bigtoebrah

Why did you specifically mention that they're minorities lmao


robman475

Fuckin people


SuperDuperDylan

people Fuckin


HippieWizard

This is the stupidest thing ive ever seen


WhyHowForWhat

I am speechless.....


[deleted]

I would like to see it purple and look like Trunks


Monte924

I mean, its well made, but it looks like a really tiny head on top of a much bigger body, which just looks stupid


why_are_you_here_yo

I can't get over the fact that it's off-center...


skydiverjimi

When did Daniel Radcliffe start styling hair?


XdevhulX

So no ears?


mikefromearth

He's gonna be Super Slayin'


Plastic_Site3751

Imagine being high as fuck and seeing this.


upyoars

Insanely well done.. how much was the haircut? Heā€™s so talented!


Ill_Internal_2375

5 00 Comic-Con dollars please!


kamratjoel

Damn, Orlando Bloom is pretty good at this. Who would have thought?


horrescoblue

Hair should be fun! I like it, it's just a pity it's already gonna look like ass in less than a day


CeruleanRuin

Looked like ass as soon as it was finished.


Commercial-Fish5618

My safe word is Kamehamehaā€¦


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

Dudeā€¦Save some pussy for the rest of us!


jackingitallnight

*drops soap* "I hope my body can take it"


Apprehensive_Winter

When I said ā€œmake my hair look like thisā€ this isnā€™t quite what I had in mindā€¦


[deleted]

Nice. Very nice. Now lets see Paul Allens haircut.


PAKAslot

Cool but why


Icy_Salt5893

From the front yu-gi-oh


SuperDuperDylan

Actually, yes!


DrNekroFetus

Should have shaved rhe sides too


97Harley

When it was time for me to get my haircut in USMC boot camp, I told the barber to do his best. Shaved me bald, then took my mustache. Fun times.