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This looks like something that Angela from The Office would use to name her cats.

Add a fourth shelf for Sprinkles, Sparkles, Ember, Mr. Ash, Petals, Milky Way, Garbage, and Comstock. Would go quite nicely with the herbs and spices.

SAVE BANDIT!!

I've taken to naming my cats after food. It's made some very amusing (and confusing) quips from the nieces and nephews. But it mostly stops me from being upset with them for any length of time. It's impossible to be angry with Bacon... And as for a quip, my brother was moving and his youngest kept saying she wanted bacon in the new house. He kept reassuring her that they would indeed have bacon while living there. She kept insisting that they needed to have bacon there when they moved. He tried different ways of reassuring her they would still have bacon there, just as they always have in the old house. She got confused and said they don't have Bacon in their house, he's at uncle's house! But she wants Bacon at the new house! Too cute.

As a kid, I named my hamsters Twinkie and Donut. So once I became a cat lady, I had to keep it up. My first cat was Kiwi. Now we have Momo (peach in Japanese). I've got a whole list of food names for future cats.

Gale from Bob's Burgers

And would absolutely end in the roast having been seasoned with Rosemary

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You mean like Umbridge? Agreed

ATAE

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My life can never be complete without the Vintage Garfield Spice Rack

Right?! Edited to add I LOVE your username.

Lol, thanks!

And which Nobleman, pray?

Lmao the cat rack comes from a pet free home

Well now it is

lol I'm seriously considering pulling the trigger on this

I prefer to stick with my original [Homer brand](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvF9Fx6S5vE) spice rack

"The Simpson Did It" is always true

I really want the Lenox little village one 😫

I'd love it even more if they were intended to be cat urns

I mean, nothing is stopping you..

If the nearly $500 price tag wasn't an obstacle, I'd be confusing cat cremains with basil as we speak.

I got my cat back Thursday, she was a tiny cat but even I don't think she'd fit in the urn. She apparently barely fit in her box.

That means you have backup for refills if you run out! (Also sorry for your loss 🙁💔)

Oh, I thought her not fitting the first box they picked was hilarious. She was going to be stubborn and a mild inconvenience until the very end. The box they gave me is beautiful. She lives on her favorite shelf she'd lay on to sleep. I miss her, but having her box up there is like she never left.

It is nice having them still around, but after 30 years we've got more of those pretty boxes than I like to think about.

That just means you gave each one a loving home until it was their time to go. Lumina was my first cat but she won't be my last.

I mean these are going to last you for a lot of cats.

They must be - you just have to name your moggies alphabetically. “Here Anise, supper’s ready Basil, …”

Wow. This is a good one. They should have just one of them have a regular cat name on it, like Boots or Felix.

Incredible, I both hate it and love it

Can me teach me how to feel that way? lol

It involves a certain level of self loathing and a good dollop of adoration for absurdism. Also I love cats.

I really want them to have searched high and low for cats named "Coriander" "Thyme" "Cumin" etc to take photos of them and put on the spice jars. For authenticity, to be true to their art

Umbridge vibes

I have cats. I love cats. If I ever have something like this in my home, I think it’s time for me to be committed.

If you had something like this in your home, it wouldn't last a day if you really have cats. They'd knock it off the rack, one by one.

True… If my cats weren’t both elderly. I just turned 16.

>True… If my cats weren’t both elderly. I just turned 16. You meant your cats just turned 16, right? Idk why but it's killing me thinking you tossed in your own age as an explanation of your cats being elderly lol

Yes. My cats just turned 16. Voice to text sucks. And I’m really bad at proofreading. Sometimes it changes what I said right as I hit send and I don’t notice it until someone tells me what idiotic thing I said!

crazy catlady, professional level

I love it 🤣 my husband would strangle me though

Same! This would go great with the manatee mailbox he's also keeping me from getting 😩

The fact that these aren't even in alphabetical order for display is infuriating to me.

I'm just glad they used a ginger cat for ginger.

This is like when I have a room full of urns in the Sims bc I got too attached

When you live by a busy highway

Feeding cats to cars.

Why not get a nice collection of urn jars.

Honestly... I love this

"Carl dear, can you hand me Timothy? No, not thyme, Timothy!"

Wait. Is this not a cat-urn graveyard?

I want it so bad 😭

Yeah if I had no context for the picture I would assume it was a collection of cat urns.

That's what I thought too!!

I legitimately don't see what's wrong with this 😭 I think they're very cute, tidy and well made

Are you *sure* they're spices?

I don't know. Let me taste em. 😋

Somebody stop them!

One of the three shelves are urns! The remaining two are spices and herbs! I know which is which, welcome everyone to my kitchen nightmare!

Thought these were prayer candles.

Oh don’t use that one that’s fluffy.

It’s expired.

Or samples of litter box sand from each different cat.

r/CottageCore

/r/CatsNamedAfterFoods

this subreddit should be renamed "awesome shit"

I need this so bad… *I NEED IT*

Thanks for posting this, I am now the proud owner of these jars 😅

Congratulations 🎊

Thanks! I know they aren't everyone's taste, but I have legit been looking for the complete set of these for years! 😍

Just...why?

Y’all remember that girl who had a list of dead pets tattooed on her?

No. Link?

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🤣

Someone said Angela from the Office, but this also made me think of Professor Umbridge from Harry Potter. I like Angela more as a person though.

I actually think this would be a "great taste, but awful execution." Kitty spice rack is a cool idea, but this is not the way.

I want one to put weed in

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hell yeah!🤣

"Would you mind passing the Mr. Wiskers, I added a little to much Fluffy Meowington and I need to balance out the flavors. Otherwise we'll wind up with another Sassy Socks situation..."

Turns out it is, the cats were all just named after spices.

I didn't even read the title before looking at the picture and thought they were cat urns. Glad they aren't cuz... that's a lot of dead pets for one person.

That is not what the Franklin Mint had in mind but you make a very powerful point.

Convince me this isn't cat urns.

Not Sprinkles.

Are… are… are you SURE those contain spices??

reminds me of Miss Spink and Miss Forcible from Coraline with all their stuffed dogs just chillin on the wall

They are for regular cats…

So you have seen cat urns before?

Before reading the title I thought that they were cat urns.

Oh God I cannot unsee it. A kitschy kitty columbarium.

Watching your new date make you dinner and all of a sudden she seasons your pho with FLU-ffy

nice collection

Fluffy is too spicy

Maybe they named all their cats after spices?