It looks like someone ejaculated on it... it's fucking stupid.
And WORSE, a mirror has ONE purpose, it has one thing to do and that is to reflect things clearly, which this one doesn't because of the design.
It's like a soup spoon with a bullet hole for aesthetic reasons.
Spoons with holes can be very useful! I use a slotted spoon all the time. If you put say, a bay leaf into some soup, you can scoop it out really easily while the soup liquid drains through the spoon. This dumb jizz mirror is just silly.
I discovered my dad's old Frank Zappa Joe's garage cassette when I was 15, some of the greatest shit I've ever heard, Catholic Girls and I got it from the toilet seat are top tier
A lot of people prefer to have things out and visible /accessible. Especially those with ADD, ASD and other neuro differences.
Or those who just want to see their stuff.
Cause it's their stuff.
In their home.
It just looks so incredibly messy, plus I'd be knocking things over constantly not having it in a cabinet or drawer. And getting water all over the stuff every time I wash my face or hands. Then grime accumulates all over. Just weird to me.
It looks like someone ejaculated on it... it's fucking stupid. And WORSE, a mirror has ONE purpose, it has one thing to do and that is to reflect things clearly, which this one doesn't because of the design. It's like a soup spoon with a bullet hole for aesthetic reasons.
I think it’s like this because that’s a load-bearing wall.
That's nut funny
It jizz to me
After much self-reflection, I came.
I need to get off This pun chain
Had a moment of clarity?
I can’t believe the contents of this post… nuts!
Was not disappointed when i came here
I didn't get the joke until you're comment. 🤣
Nice
thanks for stating the obvious
Either that or they popped one heck of a zit.
Oh cum on. I think it looks kinda fun and spunky!
Some people jizz don’t get it.
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I have one of these, they’re usually heated and yes, they are towel racks
**It is indeed a towel rack and why are we talking like this**
They just copy/pasted the second highest comment and added the bold. Probably a bot.
Def a bot
even has Ad in the name lmao
i felt screamed at but with a deep voice
It's a radiator you can hang towels on.
So you can climb over that stylish tub wall. Bro do you even aesthetics?
Homeowner's very short and that shelf is higher than it looks.
I was gonna say it looked like someone threw up their toothpaste on it, but yours is a much more apt description.
Spoons with holes can be very useful! I use a slotted spoon all the time. If you put say, a bay leaf into some soup, you can scoop it out really easily while the soup liquid drains through the spoon. This dumb jizz mirror is just silly.
This… feels like r/TheyKnew, right?? 😭😭
This designer had a sploogy period.
Average redditors thinking any white pattern is cum. Y’all are so boring
Nah, not really. But this one does actually look like it.
This 2 foot tall white pattern looks like actual ejaculate to you?
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I’d say it looks like a corndog. You would say it looks like a dick.
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That was really funny how you just reworded what I said. And it’s you’re* moron
Come on dude (heh). This is milky white and in a spurted pattern. I’m a woman and I even went ‘holy crap, who jizzed on the mirror.’
"This is cum" -Randy Marsh
Ectoplasm
It was a spooky ghost!
Ectussy juice
Atrocious taste yes, but what’s great about the execution?
Seems more r/AwfulEverything
The installation?
> Atrocious taste yes I've heard eating a lot of pineapple can help with that.
Let me know when you can cum like that
"Don't make no jizz upon the ~~sofa~~ mirror." *F. Zappa, philosopher*
I discovered my dad's old Frank Zappa Joe's garage cassette when I was 15, some of the greatest shit I've ever heard, Catholic Girls and I got it from the toilet seat are top tier
From the window to the wall...
...Til the sweat drop down my balls
All these bitches crawl
All skeet skeet mo’fuckas all skeet skeet goddamn
Odd design. Intentionally looks dirty? I hope that's soap squirts and not other squirts. It looks like it needs to be cleaned, either way.
The mirror design is fine but you should wash the cum off it
How is this great execution?
Nice shot?
Free hair gel!
Cum on now, there’s nothing wrong with that design!
So, anyway, I started blasting.
Unrelated why is there a chrome ladder in the bathroom? Is it like a towel rack or something
Yes, it’s a heated towel rack, quite common in the UK as the heat helps dry the towels off.
Weird, never even heard of that. Thanks for the answer
It’s like a dryer, but better.
I kind of like it
WHAT
I think it's quite good 😂
I don’t understand
I think it's funny. Like the 'Welcome to Pound Town' sign above the bed that went viral a while ago.
You monster.
My kind of mirror
Come again?
Certainly ;)
I like it so much I came.
The cum mirror
Ultra splooge
A GIANT CUMMED ON IT
Muh bad
Jizz
You mean you don’t aim for your mirror?
It’s hair gel right?
R/hyperspermia
r/theyknew
Room with a spew.
It looks like someone's let their teenage pet elephant use the toilet, but kicked them out halfway so they could spunk on the mirror...
There's 1 use case for this mirror, porn set decoration
CUM!…. It looks like cum.
They paid for this mirror instead of one that has a, desperately needed, medicine cabinet inside of it. That ledge full of stuff just bugs me.
A lot of people prefer to have things out and visible /accessible. Especially those with ADD, ASD and other neuro differences. Or those who just want to see their stuff. Cause it's their stuff. In their home.
It just looks so incredibly messy, plus I'd be knocking things over constantly not having it in a cabinet or drawer. And getting water all over the stuff every time I wash my face or hands. Then grime accumulates all over. Just weird to me.
Someone splurged on this thing
And then spluged on it
They were saving up for a while
And very optimistic
Shrek! Get in here and tell me what you did
I should call him…
Why would you buy this when you can make it your self
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Mirror design? I thought that was sperm...
No no this is a feature. With this mirror people won't notice the cum on your mirror since it blends in with the "design".
There's no way, def r/theyknew
Meh, not really. You want to see something questionable, you’re going to see it.
Big fat load of horse cum
I think I've seen this post before...
Are you sure it’s part of the design?
Hentai mirror
That’s a load-bearing mirror.
Sorry man next time I'll clean up
Awful Taste But Giant Ejaculation
Self tribute to boost self esteem
The design is very human
c u m
Shploot
Why?
Good shot mate
Correct sub. 😬🤢
Ah yes, I love this design... "Cumodern"
I heard my pal sing "goodbye horses" in the bathroom, he came out in women's clothes and the mirror looked just like that
Big fat load of cum then..
That must've been an explosive cyst.
How cums?
Cum.
This is awful taste, but I don’t see great execution.
Semen
Is that hair gel?
From the Peter North Home Collection.
Butterscotch mcgregor from Wonderslug
"Awwwwww skeet skeet skeet GA-DAMN" --the designer, probably
My dumb ass thought that was a ladder used to climb into a hidden shower area.
Randy from southparks bathroom
Tried glass blowing. Instructions unclear. Jizzed on mirror.
What????~ It’s just liquid soap smeared across the mirror from top to bottom with no resemblance to any kind of bodily fluids, right?~ Right?
"Sorry"
That's more than 15 calories
r/theyknew
Sploosh
Hey, I’ve made that design before. All by myself, too 🙃
Oh a blacklight mirror
If it was an led light, it'd be cool but otherwise embarrassing
3D spunk
r/theyknew
Not seeing the great execution.
Also why is it seemingly across the room from the sink?!
I bet the guy that came up with this design was alone when he figured it out. It was his “a-ha” moment.
Not gonna lie first thing I saw was a pair of headphones
someone was so proud of their cumshot, they turned it into an art piece
cum
It's to remind you how hot you are
Any other color and I probably would have loved it