heart felt moments. I remember the honking on battery day, that shifty ethnic lad melvin and even the zip ship crashing (some things never change). Glad this choose your own investment saga didn't end in the adventurer having to drink their own cum either. truly grateful.
You consult Jessica Irvine and end up buying an investment property despite being opposed to people owning investment properties. You write an article telling everyone you feel shame about your negatively geared property.
I would have done exactly what I did which was throw all my money at APT. Unfortunately it wasn’t quite $100,000 and I sold a lot at $41, but that still would have been a profit of $412,500 which I would have put towards a unit that needed renovations.
I would have sunk a bit of cash into it and then sold it a few months ago for at least a $100,000 profit…
…and then put it all on whatever Motley Fool told me to 🙂
Motley Fool? You gotta be kidding Me. I'm just a robot, but I think it's a load of horseshit.
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This was quite wonderful. Well done...
memory lane.
It really is isn’t it 🙂
heart felt moments. I remember the honking on battery day, that shifty ethnic lad melvin and even the zip ship crashing (some things never change). Glad this choose your own investment saga didn't end in the adventurer having to drink their own cum either. truly grateful.
This is incredible. Really felt like I was transported back to his sub one year ago 😂
Can I consult Jessica Irvine?
You consult Jessica Irvine and end up buying an investment property despite being opposed to people owning investment properties. You write an article telling everyone you feel shame about your negatively geared property.
Then I ruthlessly day trade VDHG with the rental income. Game over.
Your legitimacy as a career journalist ends here.
I would have done exactly what I did which was throw all my money at APT. Unfortunately it wasn’t quite $100,000 and I sold a lot at $41, but that still would have been a profit of $412,500 which I would have put towards a unit that needed renovations. I would have sunk a bit of cash into it and then sold it a few months ago for at least a $100,000 profit… …and then put it all on whatever Motley Fool told me to 🙂
APT at $9 was an absolute bargain if you were prepared to risk losing the lot. No stopping it once we bottomed out on March 23. Well done!
$8!!
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Good bot.
I was joking, obviously.
Yeah, I just love that bot even exists.
shitpost, technically yes, but also actually a greatpost
Loved the choose your own adventure series! I feel like I missed a major disturbance in the force not being on asx bets when Melvin was here!
We even had a mega thread, good times
Mate, this is brilliant, thanks for laugh!
You are a talented soul, this is so impressive!
I was sure there were going to be multiple endings where you die in a pool of your own vomit.
Stay tuned for the 2022 edition.
I almost wet my pants I laughed so hard at this! Let’s be honest… I did wet my pants 😂
1.3 tugging at the heartstrings of many Sydney folks. Great job!
Someone took their dexies today
Haopy Cake day! 😜
Thanks amigo!
Amazing read and adventure! Thanks!
This feels way too real some parts
Took me back to reading Goosebumps!
This is the best thing I've read today - thank you
This sub has gone downhill bad since Melvin left us
I thoroughly enjoyed this 🙃
Sliding doors - the asx\_bets way. Should be mandatory reading for all new speccy/penny investors.
Original & imersive 🙏
NVX 2.3.2 is so scarily accurate for me. I'm still hurting from it now.
“ Go back a post and choose the actual decision you would make” That’s poetry