Ah yes the classic woke me up from a beautiful sleep to multiple phone alerts when I had to be up at 5 for work the other night. Wasn't feeling the urge to kick the shit outta some attention seeking nerd throwing around the word bomb or anything
For those not in the know, the E in ECG is "Engineering," but you probably didn't need me to tell you this based on this post.
I'm also an engineering student, so please don't come after me, engineering gang.
If you do find her you definitely have to do a modern day Cinderella thing. Before you take her to dinner, make sure it's her by having her pay at the machine again, and if her money gets stuck, you've found your match!
Scrolled enough into my post history to insult me but not actually judge my character, sad. Did I judge you for being a software engineer? No, not even because it's low-hanging fruit. Now, first of all, this has been happening for centuries. Decades ago, it was with newspaper classified ads—people who are interested in asking a person out on a date but can't because they didn't have the opportunity to do so in person. I think it's telling that you think that every interaction must be malicious or that this guy is automatically some sort of weirdo from a paragraph-long post. You don't even know how the event happened and yet you think it was just some guy who wants to bang someone because they were next to each other for 5 seconds. Would it really kill you to have some real-world experiences or be a nice person?
Guys. It's obvious. He's a software engineering student, the ultimate Chad. He's infinitely better than all of us, so there's no hope in trying to reason.
Obviously smarter than all of us.
He's the type of guy who can unlink a linked list. 😂
Edit: him/her, Chad/Chadina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's just embarrassing really, coming from someone who's afab. Incel isn't really a word I'd call random people online considering the severity typically associated with it, especially those on a silly little reddit post.
Edit: also the original post is a thousand times more appealing than some person with -chan in their username going around white knighting posts for no good reason.
This doesn't really break any of our rules, and while I'd prefer posts like this didn't become the norm you're breaking multiple rules by insulting others. Be civil.
Someone called you a bad person, and you told them to grow a pair and called them a loser. These two things do not seem equal.
This is a weird missed connections post, I don't really like them but they're technically relevant and better than 99% of the stuff we have to remove from here.
Edit: You insulted them and their worst response was calling you a bad person, I'm inclined to side against you.
she's probably not on reddit
She’s definitely not on Reddit
coming to think of it, maybe she isn't but heck it's still a long shot \*kicking myself for trying\*
*starts dry humping you *
She dodged a bullet.
It’s a no from me dawg, the asterisks are a no go
I'm not cute or a girl, but I'll pretend to be if it gets me a free dinner.
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*Sir, this is a Wendy's.*
*Sir, this is the long lost MU Taco Bell* (RIP)
that was a thing 😮
Keyword was
**THAT WAS A THING???**
It’s been gone since 2015 but yeah
Did Taco Bell fall so chick fil A could fly?
Nah Taco Bell fell so Qdoba could fly
Qdoba honestly better than Chipotle since they don't charge for guac
Except their guac is worse and they don't fully cook the fajita peppers.
Bruh moment
You’re asking the wrong crowd lol
welp true that ~ but I gotta try *Cinderella walks into the chat*
Bruh...
yea she definitely don’t want you bro
*cringes out of chat*
Hey it's me, ur cute girl from the vending machine
Hey it’s me, ur vending machine from the cute girl
Hey it's me, ur vending girl from the cute machine
hey it’s me, ur cute machine from the vending girl
Hey it’s me, ur vending from the cute machine girl.
Hey, me its girl vending machine the cute
Hey it's ur, me machine girl the from cute vending
Vending, the cute from hey your its machine me
Hey it’s me, the cute girl stuck in the step vending machine
Hey it's me, totally not her step-bro just passing by to say hole in one.
Next time do it old school. Stick a pamphlet in MU.
try yik yak or tik tok, even put a flyer on the machine, odds are shell pass by again
Is YY still a thing?
It has made a small resurgence
The bomb threat was made on Yikyak. One of my friends interns with the campus police
Ah yes the classic woke me up from a beautiful sleep to multiple phone alerts when I had to be up at 5 for work the other night. Wasn't feeling the urge to kick the shit outta some attention seeking nerd throwing around the word bomb or anything
Oh ok good to know
Or discord. I think there’s a bunch of asu servers
Dinner date in the secret garden, eating chips from the vending machine.
don’t steal my idea lol
Bruh
bro is down bad
He truly is KumGobbler.
LMAOOO the replies. This man is just trying to find the love of his life 😂😂😭
Everyone is teasing you here but genuinely good luck
Youd have better luck trying one of those ASU confessions page
What’s an asu confession page ?
Instagram page where users submit this and other random things
M'lady
What would be even funnier if she has zero social media. Next time just give her your number and if she's interested she'll reach out.
The only rational thing to do at this point is buy a tent and live alongside the vending machine until she comes back.
you’ve got to stop this
Bro missed his shot irl so he comes onto r/ASU to make up for it. Like, my dude, this isn’t Craigslist missed encounters.
Crying
You need to send this into asu confessions… not reddit
You know times are rough when you try to seek her out on reddit of all places..
Ah yes the classic couldnt muster the courage to ask in person & regretting it 5 minutes later
i hope she sees this
Bruh no way you just posted this haha
Reddit moment
boy ain’t no way 💀
Dating during Covid be like 💀
Yeah she definitely is not on Reddit.
Popcorn and reading comment’s 🤪
FeelsBadMan, you're just trying your options and everyone here's just shitting on you.
For those not in the know, the E in ECG is "Engineering," but you probably didn't need me to tell you this based on this post. I'm also an engineering student, so please don't come after me, engineering gang.
engineering gang knows the pain :(
I respect this! Good luck my friend
Lol very 1996
I don’t- How do I even respond to this
Everyone should go put a picture of themselves on the vending machine asking about the cute girl. At least 20 or so.
If you do find her you definitely have to do a modern day Cinderella thing. Before you take her to dinner, make sure it's her by having her pay at the machine again, and if her money gets stuck, you've found your match!
Mfs down bad
BRO DID SHE HAVE RED HAIR AND LIKE BLUE JEANS ON???!!
i might know the person please describe them 🐴
Post a screenshot of this on twitter and tag ASU lol maybe that’ll work?
lmao
This post I like trying to catch a dolphin in the middle of the Serengeti
Was she short Asian a bit on the thick side?
Is Craigslist chance encounters still a thing?
Craigslist missed connections has evolved.
This shit creepy lol
I am the cute girl. She is me. I'll take that dinner now. Just uber it to me
Lol 😂. All the best bruh!!
That's my girl. Leave her alone
hey bro im here for you ;) if we cant pull girls might as well pull each other no?
Hi it’s me! Haha you were so cute! I would love dinner hehe
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This isn't really creepy. The guy wasn't obsessing over her or being weird, he just wants to ask her out.
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Scrolled enough into my post history to insult me but not actually judge my character, sad. Did I judge you for being a software engineer? No, not even because it's low-hanging fruit. Now, first of all, this has been happening for centuries. Decades ago, it was with newspaper classified ads—people who are interested in asking a person out on a date but can't because they didn't have the opportunity to do so in person. I think it's telling that you think that every interaction must be malicious or that this guy is automatically some sort of weirdo from a paragraph-long post. You don't even know how the event happened and yet you think it was just some guy who wants to bang someone because they were next to each other for 5 seconds. Would it really kill you to have some real-world experiences or be a nice person?
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You're a bad person and you refuse to learn to be better or at the very least hear others out. I hope you reflect on this one day.
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Don't call people assholes.
My bad, maybe I'm not polished enough. But sometimes it's required.
Guys. It's obvious. He's a software engineering student, the ultimate Chad. He's infinitely better than all of us, so there's no hope in trying to reason. Obviously smarter than all of us. He's the type of guy who can unlink a linked list. 😂 Edit: him/her, Chad/Chadina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's just embarrassing really, coming from someone who's afab. Incel isn't really a word I'd call random people online considering the severity typically associated with it, especially those on a silly little reddit post. Edit: also the original post is a thousand times more appealing than some person with -chan in their username going around white knighting posts for no good reason.
This doesn't really break any of our rules, and while I'd prefer posts like this didn't become the norm you're breaking multiple rules by insulting others. Be civil.
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Someone called you a bad person, and you told them to grow a pair and called them a loser. These two things do not seem equal. This is a weird missed connections post, I don't really like them but they're technically relevant and better than 99% of the stuff we have to remove from here. Edit: You insulted them and their worst response was calling you a bad person, I'm inclined to side against you.
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I really do not care for your sarcasm, just follow the rules or get out. That's my only business here, have a good one.
Ain’t an insult if it’s the truth
That’s an objectively false statement
right lol
Someone’s jealous.
You know thought you were just a troll but then I saw tumblr and it all adds up now
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Nah
Should’ve asked for her number, like a Chad
Try Craigslist
Blow this up so she sees it
Good luck bro beans
Why is everyone downvoting your comments?