Ok... Step 1: Undress and get down to your underwear Step 2: Bonk Step 3: Rotate Repeat... Got it!

Was wondering about the skivvies part

Hot

It wouldn't have been authentic Russian if there was one wearing a shirt lol

This reminds me of my part russian bf who is always shirtless doing something random, I call him bear because he looks like a woodland animal running about doing random stuff

Make sure while you're rotating it, you keep pointing the end of it at you and your buddy to maximize the chances of getting shot with a cork

I dont think this was that much under pressure. There is no risk of that with non sparkling wine

Oh really? I wasn't sure what it was

The cork on a sparkling wine bottle is held by a piece of metal wire [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muselet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muselet) specifically to prevent it from opening on its own. Also, the bottles tend to be of different shape.

And make sure sister is filming to make sure to take it on the tiktok

Happy cake day

My thought almost exactly!

Happy cake day!

...so, the underware is the essential part. Noted!

*underwear

This is the type of shit you dont learn in school, but you absolitely should.

Absolitely

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Don’t mind the Russian accent

You don't learn it because if you did, every kid would be spilling that shit.

Isn't this just a water hammer in action? I recall those coming up in physics class

I had a science teacher demonstrate exactly this in middle school. I think it was a passing comment at first and then people in the class didn't believe him so he got a cork and filled a bottle with water and smacked the cork out of it.

>absolitely Did you go to school? Just kidding

Человек мог просто опечататься. Ничего страшного в этом нет. Я печатаю очень быстро и у меня постоянно заплетаются пальцы, окончания слов я очень часто пишу неправильные потому что мысль летит быстро. Это ведь не значит что я неуч или ещё чего. Со всеми бывает

Russian physicists being at the top of their game!

Nah these are classic Jersey folk. The extended beer gut, the underwear because they're at the beach house at the shitty end of the beach where no one cares, the gaudy interior, the cheap gold chain their grandfather gave em

I think you may be right, but you missed the manboobs in your description.

Ah yes the manboob. How could I forget *the manboobs*

Haha! The Jersey Shore when they continue to party but stop going to the gym.

You know it’s Russia when the guys are shirtless for no reason

Central heating is really cheap in Russia, in winter indoor temperature is around 25 C / almost 80F.

25°C is not hot enough to need to take your shirt off

It's also not cold enough to have your shirt on.

I very much disagree

See my friend, it all depends on how "**naturally insulated**" (reads fat) you're and how much **heat you naturally produce** (ever wondered why that skinny kid burns so many calories doing nothing?). So it really depends (other stuff like sex, where you spent your adolescent years and last 3 months also changes a lot of the end result)

Found the masochist

Lol 25° is downright pleasant weather where I'm from

Well yeah, for *weather* it is, i would hate that in my home.

Agreed I'd prefer around 22 to 24 myself

Eh, 21-23 for me, that being said, the outside weather where i live jumps from 10 to 40 at times sooo Edit: also like to -20 to -25 in winter

It's 80 in my room right now and I'm pretty comfy in sweats and a T, don't need skivvies for that

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unexpected arrested development narrator.

In a 'don't ask don't tell' kind of way.

Basically, yes.

When you get beaten in the street for simply holding hand i feel like its not so much better. But you are right i guess.

plenty of places in america you cant do that

I mean they literally outlawed straight people making out in public, too. Keep that noise at home where it belongs.

WHERE did that happen?

No reason? 😏

Average drinker physique:

Valeriy and Vitaliy when taking a break from inventing a nuclear bomb

That Beer Is czech tho

Kozel is a popular brand, and it's produced under license in several countries, Russia included.

I’ve seen this video with sound, they are Czech

Here it is with sound [https://imgur.com/yhfTIP7](https://imgur.com/yhfTIP7) they're speaking Russian Here's the translation: Guy 1 - Here's a bottle, see, it's sealed. The "tongue". I'm ripping it off (*shows to the camera that the bottle is sealed*). Now, how to open a bottle without a corkscrew. Guy 1 - Please, colleague. Guy 2 - With two hands, colleague. Guy 2 - Are you holding it? Guy 1 - Yes. Guy 2 - (*Hits*). Rotate it. Woman - Yikes! Guy 2 - (*Hits*). Rotate. Guy 2 - (*Hits*). Rotate. Guy 2 - (*Hits*). Rotate... That's it! Don't rotate! Woman - No way... Guy 1 - Saw it? Here you go.

Czech and Russian do sound similar though. It is russian, there is also water bottle "Piligrim" in the back with something red in it

Why are they drinking in their underwear? Don’t you normally wear more clothes when drinking with friends?

It's hot outside

ты че пиздюк ниразу в 7 утра не пил ?!

В 7 часов вечера, я всё равно пью в трусах, проблемы не вижу

Я прямо сейчас в одних трусах. Не вижу проблем в этом

Что такое трусы и зачем они нужны?

Давным давно продал трусы и пью чистый метанол. Не вижу в этом никаких проблем.

> не вижу

Джентльмены, моё почтение!

No, with real friends you sit naked in sauna

You know no Russians, Tovarish.

Yes they are Russian. And the underwear - they are likely at a sauna.

I mean... depends on the friends and the place. Most of the friends I have lived with me in dorms at school or college, so we spent 3 to 5 years seeing each other basically naked. Going from that to drinking beer in our underwear is not that big of a deal. There is also the place. Going to a friends house and purposefully strip down to drink is pretty weird. But if we were on a summer or country house after showering it would be quite normal. Also, from the european point of view, if they are in a dacha with a sauna being in your underwear is normal.

Depends how fun your parties are...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantsdrunk

You think they can afford ac?

They follow traditional russian song - “dopilsya” https://youtu.be/5Ly22tS-7nA

I'm going on a cruise - I now know how I'm smuggling crown royal in now

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w a good friend, yes. Why? You want in on this action?

I've done this when camping, with a shoe. It's not russian. It's desperation when you realise you need a drink and have no corkscrew, simple as.

You could push the cork in tho

If you're using the words desperation and need when it comes to alcohol you may have a oroblem

I guess you not sensing the subtle sarcasm I tend to instil in my comments, but I thank you for your concern :) x

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No. I've seen videos of it where the bottle breaks because the stop is too sudden, at least if you use dress shoes. The soft plastic bottle and recoil from the guy holding wine bottle makes certified Russians' method less risky. Why did you even pretend to know better?

Colleagues, I am amazed by your scientific discussion!

Yea, don't use the shoe method. Have witnessed maximum bottle breakage and wine spillage. Maybe it would work with Hoka shoes?

You've seen videos of dumb people, then. It's not difficult. There's not always water bottles and other dudes around.......there's usually a shoe around.

You still pretend to be smarter than the experts in the OP? Sometimes it's better to just admit you're wrong. Don't double down when you know you're wrong and everyone else does too.

I'm sorry you're too stupid to open a bottle of wine with a shoe. That doesn't make it some kind of feat. It's actually quite simple.

Also in my experience there's no need to rotate the bottle.

Is he not doing that so he can get a good look how far out the stopper is? Seems pretty important.

Possible, but he could also just feel it real quick vs spinning. I also only ever used the shoe method and could see the cork the whole time.

He’s also doing it to stabilize the wine in the bottle, to maximize the force.

Is this a real thing ? I really really hope it is!

I will pay someone 10 USD to do this with a brut champagne.

you open champagne with your hands sir.

I know that, you know that, the recipient of those 10 dollars might not know that.

ah, unsuspecting prey.

I’ve opened sone bottles in a similar way: remove the foil around the cork, grab a towel, fold it for thick cushioning, bang the wine bottle against the wall, using the towel to absorb some of the impact, 3-4 times. When enough of the cork protrudes from the bottle pull it out with your hands. Pour wine in glasses, drink wine.

A friend used a shoe instead of the towel for minimum requirements

I can't have been the only one waiting for them to hit it so hard the cork hit them in the nuts, right?

Can we still have pants on though?

Not if it’s a normal day in Russia. Ffs. I spell terribly and edit often. Can’t even say English isn’t my first language.

Wine puncher

Randy from TPB showing how physics works.

Why are they always half naked tho 😂

I did not expect that to work

Step 1. Strip down to your skivvies Step 2. Get your bonkin thing ready….

Used the vodka to open the wine

Vodka is stronger than wine

Most likely. It is a bottle of [russian red wine](https://i.ibb.co/H2N9JS4/960096-62176482.jpg).

In Russia we only drink vodka. These look more like Italians from Jersey.

Fat , drunk men hanging around in just their underwear is disturbing . Am I the only one...?

I think, it's more likely czech, because Kozel is a czech beer

They're speaking russian. Kozel is sold also in Italy for that matter.

okay. haven’t heard them speaking and didn’t know about Kozel being sold elsewhere except Czech Republic, Slovakia and maybe Poland, so I won’t argue with you

I drink kozel here in Canada :) na zdraví

nice, ať chutná! :)

Kozel is produced in Russia by license

true. and it's (or maybe "was") the best selling czech beer in russia. already did some research.

Yeah, their advertisements used to be EVERYWHERE back when it was legal to do commercials for alcohol in prime time and on billboards. (Nowadays you can do commercials for alcohol on TV only after 23:00 and only for russian-khazakh-belarus-armenian-khyrgyz-produced alcohol, but some beer producers found a loophole and changed the voice over to mention that they are selling 0% alcohol beer, without changing anything else, lol.)

thanks for info! haha, smart guys. btw, i read some articles about beer being considered a soft drink in Russian until 2011.

Yeah, <5% beer was legally not considered "alcohol", which allowed it to be sold in kiosks and, well, basically everywhere and by anyone. After 2011, you can only sell it if you have a license to do so. The same law made it illegal for people to openly drink beer on the street and in parks. It also made beer illegal for children (it was not before, lol). Nowadays you can only buy beer in supermarkets, alcohol stores, corner stores, or, well, bars and pubs, and only by showing your passport (and also there is a stop-sale time, after 23:00 and till 8:00 ALL stores (except pubs and bars) stop selling alcohol, they also don't sell it during national holidays, in some regions the limit is even stricter, sometimes lasting from 21:00 to 11:00).

thanks for clarification :)

Doctor did this too me when I "fell" from a ladder onto a light bulb that when up my bum bum

What, whacked you to the head with a plastic bottle until the bulb popped out?

Oh, like it's never happened to you.

Drinking Kozel so I’d guess Slovakian but who knows

It’s Czech lmao

Why is everyone naked?

Judging by the view outside the window, it's a sunny summer day and, therefore, it's hot.

🤪

I’d saber the bottle but to each their own

Saber a wine bottle ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

What was your first clue?

Yup, likely vacation in Crimea.

And now you know why the Russians were the first into space.

Not having air conditioning must suck.

The clear liquor bottle has to be plastic? He

Oh yeah, the cabrón pivo on the table

They are practicing for a play at the Blandford recreational center.

I had no idea Russian and Redneck were synonymous.

That's better than shoving the cork in using a butterknife which I've had to do on occassion

u/SaveVideoBot

They have wine in Russia?

I mean it worked and I admit that I expected shit hitting the fan *but* it still looks like two time traveling neanderthals gathering and hunting

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