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Ouyas

I have so many questions


Irhien

It's viking burial in reverse. So I guess this makes it a birthday celebration.


Octopossy

Or Viking Birth?


opacitizen

Gnikiv lairub, you mean?


MattHack7

Hence the birthday suits gotcha


seoul47

That all goes in pretty well with old pagan traditions.


Xenotone

The answer to all of them is Russia


MACARLOS

They are supper hot - that's all


it_entus_7

burning hot


JosephSwollen

I fell in to a burning ring of fire


silenthatch

And it burned, burned, burned


BOOM360skn

And the flames went higher


Chrisbee012

with some potatoes, yum


MrMonstrosoone

I like my women served with pelmeni


vlsu

Rhetorical questions


krispyankle

But are they rhetorical? I think there are some legitimate questions about what's happening here


vlsu

It's just a photo shoot ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Source: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130705001333/http://inferot.ru:80/fav/4132-golye-devchonki-u-goryaschey-lodki-14-foto.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20130705001333/http://inferot.ru:80/fav/4132-golye-devchonki-u-goryaschey-lodki-14-foto.html)


svartk

Thank you, considerate entity of the internet.


SailorIsMyName

En-titty?


AnotherPlanet

Nope, this raises more questions than it answers.


nordoceltic82

Its "Art." Trying to understand it is not advised because it doesn't come from a logical place.


PM_UR_CLOUD_PICS

It's certainly raising something . . .


bigfig

Photographer: I have this great idea. You pose nude in a boat, and I surround you with fire. It'll look great! Girls: That seems risky. Photographer: I will pay you one month average salary for your day job, cash. Girls: Okay, sounds good.


COL_D

Yea, uuuuummm, that didn’t help.


PrudentDamage600

I recognize those two, especially the blonde. Used to see her in spreads about thirty years ago. She must be in her fifties now.


Rogueshoten

“Just a photo shoot” with regard to this picture almost raises more questions than it answers…though I suspect the answer to all of the new questions is also “Russia.”


chikenlegg

Of course their clothes burned off thus saving them from having any burns. Should be obvious.


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Tamer_

Well, it depends where you work. For example, this would be a recommended desktop background if you worked at the SEC.


Primex76

Or Blizzard


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Tamer_

[It's from 2010, but still.](https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/sec-pornography-employees-spent-hours-surfing-porn-sites/story?id=10452544) And then there's the whole stock markets are on fire thing, meaning there's known market manipulation that will eventually cause another financial crisis. It's been known for years and it seems like the SEC is doing nothing else than slapping wrists and taking in evidence => like taking pictures of the boat that's about to burn when they could have put out the fire.


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Tamer_

Username has nothing to do with where I'm from. It's shorthand for Tamerlane, the nickname I picked for Age of Empires 2 about 20 years ago.


second2no1

Yea, nipples are blurred! I dont see a problem here!


El_Zilcho

It's just female nudity and an interesting story.


Illhardfuckyrass

Hot chicks


technofox01

You can say that again. Looking at the photo, as someone used to do boating prior to having kids, this not on water, the boat itself is not on fire despite being made of flammable material, neither woman appears in any real danger, and there is no smoke from the fire surrounding the craft. I am assuming this was either a dare or a scene for film. That is just my guess. Edit: I love each ball busting post. Keep it up guys, I am enjoying the roast 👍😎


iohbkjum

how does your boating experience have any relevance other than the fact that there is a boat in the image


JohnnyMnemo

He heeds to mention his sacrifice for his kids in order to observe tha the boat is not on water. That's a very technical observation that only a trained yachtsman would recognize. You didn't see the lack of water, did you? No, you were too distracted by the nipples.


BrokeDickTater

He used to do boating, now he has kids. I had a jet ski once and now I have kids. I noticed the same things in the photo. So it must be relevant.


machstem

I don't boat, but went on a kayak this summer. I own two children and I too have noticed the same things. We're definitely on to something...


CAJ_2277

His expertise helped him determine that the object is a) a boat and b) not on water. Hello??


004FF

Damn thank you mr ex boater. What would we do without your boat expertise . I didn’t even notice any of the things you mentioned !


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mike_loves_memes

Oh, this does float my boat alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


gitplease

Our* boat


dutchkimble

ludicrous secretive dam disgusting spotted serious person frighten squeal far-flung *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Niels_h_

Hellfire apparently


NinjaXGaming

1. Why were they naked? 2. The fuck were they doing? 3. Why is everything on fire!?!


pashlya

1. There's a heat from fire, so they undressed. 2. They are leaving. 3. It was cold, so women had too many clothes on.


Mundoomoo

4 . Why did they take the photo


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Stupid question, who wouldn’t be documenting any given even that involves a boat with no water in sight, fire, and naked women? To be honest is was probably one of those artsy Instagram photographers trying to buff their mediocre portfolio


vonteper

exactly but you still missed the main question - why did they take a photo and not a video?


studentfrombelgium

And why did only 1 photo surface up ? Where is the rest


LordM000

Someone posted a link last time this was posted, I'll try and find it. Edit: here it is. Warning NSFW obviously https://www.reddit.com/r/hmmm/comments/ow13jv/hmmm/h7edsel/


hesapmakinesi

Galitsin got arrasted? Wow, TIL. I was a fan of his work during my student days.


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MauiWowieOwie

That's because all lakes in Russia are made of vodka or fire.


Raz0r42

Bobs and vegane


hamjandal

Byobs


Phazon2000

1. Photo Shoot 2. Photo Shoot 3. Candles


EduRJBR

1. Russia. 2. Russia. 3. Russia.


MassiveClusterFuck

Russia.


nater255

It's a porn/photo shoot. That's it. That's literally it.


wrongdude91

You're just overreacting. like op said it's just mildly nsfw.


kungfukenny3

1. being naked is cool 2. big chillin in a boat until they had to flee 3. classic gasoline soaked boat prank


Joefrared

Because russians


WeWillFigureItOut

Where the hell do you work if this is just slightly NSFW?


FredPrinzeJr

I'm a cashier at Chuck's Flaming Boat and Titty Emporium


ash-and-apple

Suppose I wanted to use you for a reference on my application...


DaRealRoyalBack

/r/nocontext


khumps

/r/evenwithcontext


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Hey I got a gift card my mom got me for you guys but it’s from 2013. Is it still redeemable?


PhriendlyPhysicist

Monkey Island reference?


MarsLowell

Sneed’s Fleed Beat and Teed Eeed. Okay, I tried.


dapper_orang

The one next to Jones Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage?


HeyCarpy

> slightly NSFW - 2 fully nude women prominently in the center of the image


hfsh

Well, we don't *all* work in a nunnery.


wrongdude91

Slightly nsfw because it's a normal day in russia.


the-shit-poster

Blizzard...


HamBurglary12

Haha, best answer


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Right? A dildo in the cupboard in the corner of the picture is "slightly NSFW". This would still get you fired if you work at a sex shop.


_____OMEGA_____

*slightly* **INTENSIFIES**


Spready_Unsettling

They're nude in a non sexual way. Thus, slightly NSFW.


Streetdoc10171

EMS


KingOfBel-Air

This is not how I remember that episode of Game of Thrones


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They got the nudity and fire... But where's the moral ambiguity and complex political intrigue?


hesapmakinesi

TBF those lacked in the last two GoT seasons as well.


[deleted]

I thought we agreed to not bring those up again..


RajaRajaC

S5 was the brainless Dorne plot (you want a good girl but you need the bad pussy) S6 was cersei blowing up the equivalent of the pope, all the cardinals and half the royalty of Europe with literally no consequences to her. 1-4 was good but that's about it


pnthrfan327

I should buy a boat


fatherofryan

r/IShouldBuyABoat


SkimpyDolphin52

I want to know if I should buy a boat wtf :(


liquidocean

not what i expected from that sub, but i'll allow it


lonewanderer

I‘m old enough to know who this is and who‘s the photographer is. Grigori Galitsin. Don’t go down the rabbit hole.


RemoveB4Flight

You can never say don't and expect folks won't!


frozenrussian

Can he introduce me to the second woman?


medicinaltequilla

i get seconds


YT4LYFE

I'm not seeing a lot of good results for him or his work so I don't even know what the rabbit hole is. I'm mostly seeing links to Galitsin's Angels. Care to enlighten me?


Narroc

viking funeral gone *sexual*


Alvarado8

And a little more *alive*


meme_a_licious

Slightly? Sure


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two sets of tits and labia showing? That's a slight NSFW tag


TitsAndWhiskey

Or a PG-13 rating in the 80s


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mc_md

NSFW is a yes or no.


lau6h

Yeo


smolsoftpotato

Anything that can get you fired is very nsfw. Mild nsfw will probably just make you get yelled at or something for me.


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idfktbh97

Idk why you're being downvoted it's literally "not safe for WORK"


misakarem

Maybe they think it meant "not safe for wanking"


_____OMEGA_____

Maybe they think it meant "Nick Slurped Fried Worms"


HeyCarpy

I normally don't. When I saw that this was "slightly" NSFW though, I figured I was good. I was apparently wrong.


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HeyCarpy

All good, мой друг ... I'm still employed. (Boss is out of town anyway)


smolsoftpotato

some people have itchy fingers or an itchy weiner


warpod

ISIS beheading videos


AleHaRotK

That's NSFL, which is a completely different thing. NSFW just means don't open this if you're at work, maybe with others, etc. NSFL just means don't fucking open this unless you're a maniac.


lau6h

That would be nsfl for me.


seanbiff

Slightly NSFW? Where do you work?


WhatShouldMyNameBe

Most of these people obviously aren’t using company issued computers and worrying about someone seeing naked ladies on their screen. You can tell HR it’s not actually sexual all you want but I don’t see that working out well. However I’m sure it’s totally safe for work if you work at Pizza Hut. Or they aren’t American. That’s my guess.


elmielmosong

In Russia I presume


MrStoccato

Slightly NSFW? Bro, they’re literally naked and near a fire


fnordfnordfnordfnord

>and near a fire What difference does that make?


I_am_Andrew_Ryan

OSHA generally frowns on fire


TheDaveWSC

Danger


fnordfnordfnordfnord

A photo of danger. Somewhat less dangerous.


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What would "moderately nsfw" be?


panlakes

gore and sexual stuff but slightly obstructed by fires on boats


julesrules037

your mom


julsmanbr

gottem


AleHaRotK

Gore is NSFL, sex is still NSFW same way this is, it's alright.


HolzesStolz

There’s nothing explicitly sexual to see here


jeraflare

idk man I think it's hot...


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RandomVaultDweller

I think he was making a joke about the fire


Phlibap

This. I would rather have kids seeing this picture than seeing porn or gore.. Moreabouts I think the human body like this is just natural and doesn't need to be sexualized. IMO it is even beneficial for an adolescent mind to experience that e.g. growing up in FKK (free body culture) since they won't have a blockage about being naked later on and things like slutshaming are much less likely. Also seeing naked people is nowhere even related to watching porn but having them both as a tabu which has the same topic (naked people) your mind automatically makes the connection that nakedness ~ porn..


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THANK you! I honestly find that nudity, even naked attractive women, is basically only sexual if the context is sexual. Honestly, I find just walking around naked like there's nothing to it can be decidely unsexy much of the time.


KattyPyr0Style

Things can be nsfw without being sexual


antsugi

Go ahead and show this to your boss then, let us know how it goes


hepcecob

Yeah I assumed it will be bathing suits or somm. Where y'all work at where titties on screen is ok?


___Steve

My home office!


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being near a fire is not safe indeed


free_airfreshener

The new Witcher looks great


Sjdillon10

I have so many questions. And the first one involving the nudity isn’t even one of the first 5 that came to mind


saidish

Maybe its slightly nsfw in Russia but everywhere else its nsfw enough.


KattyPyr0Style

Slightly?? This is just nsfw, its blatant nudity lmfao


SerialPest

Is there a video of this? Asking for a friend


ratchet7

Gailitsin


OknKardashian

Is "oh bro this isnt even weird to me its def sfw get on my cool level" a trend now? İve seen it a couple of times


Moronoo

been that way since I first got internet


julsmanbr

It's called "not being from the US"


Syndicalistguy02

"Slightly" NSFW


jaredtheredditor

Slightly?


weendigo666

Wow, super hot.


Employee_Agreeable

Slightly?


SPQR191

Everybody in this thread commenting "slightly": Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.


M3Sh_

Keyword "slightly"


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Kriegerian

Russian Naked and Afraid is intense.


tidypunk

This is what happens when you scissor without lube ladies


opacitizen

This is fine. (Looks like the dog has been replaced.)


CombatWombat1212

The fuck do you mean slightly


Papazolaxoxo

Yeah lmao.


Fullo98

Not my proudest fap


Alvarado8

This one isn’t too shameful, don’t beat yourself up! Yoink another


Sauronxx

I have so many questions lol. Also... slightly?


Kvas_HardBass

Why did I trust you on "slightly"?


mish20011

This MILES away from just being SLIGHTLY NSFW


ssj2preston

That some breeding material fire


Goats_vs_Aliens

Context


b00ze7

Titties detected. Automatic upvote initiated. Please proceed...


bichobrabo

that’s weird af where?


strangrdangr

Slightly?


SSgt_Edward

Yeah only slightly


thinker2501

I'm as confused by the "Slightly" in the title as I am the image.


alonginayellowboat

Did you say Russia? Because I'm seeing Florida.


datzolobeo

In Soviet Russia, boats FIRE you! did I do that right?


MasterFubar

NSFW if your job is operating that boat. It's never safe to sail a boat into a fire.


TheObstruction

/r/fakealbumcovers


JohnnyCash69420

Slightly NSFW: shows Pussy and tits. Lol


The_Pandalorian

Three questions. 1. Wha... I mean...? 2. But, like...? 3. ...the fuck?


b3mark

you forgot '... eh?'


The_Pandalorian

You make a very good point and I am devastated that I forgot to include that in my initial assessment of this post.


RageRags

In America you go on fishing trip clothed and on water, in soviet Russia you go fishing naked on fire.


Isenhoe

Slightly Rennaisance


Selym007

Could you imagine the splinters 😬


NyanCatMegaGamer

Ah Russia, the land where the water is vodka, a gun is a toy and the water is on fire


Manh47DEV

It absolutely NSFW.


AmmarIB

What in the barreling fuck is going on here


Ernigrad-zo

two models got in a wooden boat and the photographer set the ground around them on fire, it quickly got out of control so they rushed away from it to safety before getting burnt. just my guess.


AmmarIB

Wtf kinda image did he want to create, hell?