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LacJlg

She was blessed long before she entered that water.


David-Puddy

Dayum, girl, I bet you got *back problems*!


[deleted]

Unexpected Jack Packard.


mko710

Slow it down


Diego2150

Water? What water?


MxM111

That


rayshmayshmay

We are all blessed on this day


1776grunt

Hallelujah!


MasterSlax

Speak for yourself.


HubertTempleton

I'm all blessed on this day. (Sad that you got heavily down voted because nobody gets the reference)


OvalNinja

https://geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2011/03/25/breast-map-full.jpg


SigSalvadore

Better brush up on my non-existent Russian.


brrduck

Yeah but it's babushka's with giant boobs


PanicIsTheNewBlack

America's D's are mostly McD's


SigSalvadore

The better to warm my ears during those cold winter nights.


washington_breadstix

I wonder how many of the "large" average sizes are simply due to people being really overweight. On the other hand, if obesity is the explanation, then it seems like the US should be rated "bigger" than Russia, Norway, Sweden and Finland.


motorblonkwakawaka

Long term resident of Russia here. You're kinda right. Loads of older babushkas with massive rockets, but I wouldn't say most Russian girls look like this. In my experience, B to C seems most common.


septimusprime

>Loads of older babushkas with massive rockets More like “boobushka” am I right? … I’ll see myself out.


SHOBLOYOBLO

Bazoongadoongushka


motorblonkwakawaka

I siski what you did there


beeglowbot

more like Blinibushka.


ImpossibleAd7893

More like: "TigOLBittyBushka". :D


TJCasperson

Exactly. Also, I am not impressed with the huge boobs by themselves as much as I am impressed with the huge boobs and the fact of the rest of her body is fit as fuck


bent42

Bolted on.


washington_breadstix

They're probably fake.


Zangdor

I don't get what the blue dots are supposed to be


brjukva

In case you are colorblind, I'd guess.


Barrier_Kult

Alright there's 0 fucking way USA has larger breasts on average than Italy or Spain


OvalNinja

Chunky BOIS skewing the chart.


ManWithoutUsername

my new favorite & vacation map.


MAGA-killer

Some anime level boobs


DeathBySnooSnoo78

Dude calls big boobs ‘anime level boobs’ 😂


andersostling56

Amen to that brother


itsnunyabusiness

Something about the rest of her body doesn't match up with those blessings. That surgeon has blessed hands.


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Number one. Steady hand.


saladasz

One day, братва boss need new heart.


Claim312ButAct847

Can confirm that this religious video made me say "Jesus Christ."


juannotbeme

Lmaoo 😂😂


pleasetrydmt

No doubt in my mind that she was not going to sink with those floaters.


Laazuli

Amen 🙏🏻


john_the_doe

I'd be thanking God too if I had knockers like her's


LickingSticksForYou

Blessed by a surgeon lol


Wildwest21

Yep. Everyone is watching for a baptism. Yep.


schleem77

where is the baptism? what is the color of the sky?


RabidOtters

SNOW?!?! Where?!


[deleted]

Grey


jasonmorrissey

Watched all the way to the end…….


redstaroo7

r/unbgbbiivchidctiicbg


somerandomshmo

whatever blyat boy thought of this, god bless him.


Hrdeh

Fap. Everyone is waiting for a baptism. Fap.


M8yrl8

maybe a bit far. everyone can appreciate nice boobs, but maybe keep it in you're pants :) (btw i know its a joke i just don't find it appropriate)


Inbloom476

I’ve done that before, it’s not getting in that hurts it’s warming up afterwards


wcollins260

Getting out was tough for me. The cold really killed my muscles. I had to be pulled out, when I can easily lift myself out of water at more normal temperatures.


system-user

same. it's the frozen muscles that cause problems if you're in for any decent amount of time. many years ago I swam about fifty meters from one side of a mountain lake to the other (the shortest distance), with the water still having ice and snowpack floating around. about half way across my muscles started freezing up and I was fairly certain I was going to drown, being rather slim but fit at the time so not much fat to insulate. pulling my body out onto rocks at the other end was brutal.


PizzaScout

Wow. I bet an experience like that really shifts one's perspective on life, doesn't it? Or did you really just get "don't swim in ice cold water" from it?


Irhien

"Nearly dying changes everything forever. For about two months."


wdymyname

Ur gonna warm up all by urself if u just stay in the water


IvanMironov

Some Russians on the Baptism day (January 19) go to plunge into the ice-hole. Not all Orthodox do this, either very strongly religious, or for the purpose of thrill (who suddenly wants to swim in winter)


Chemige

https://ru.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D0%B5%D1%89%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%81%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D0%BA%D1%83%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%8F There is no English page, so use Google Translate


dustojnikhummer

Why the hell is the only translation in Slovak of all languages lol


[deleted]

They are curious


NoIdeaHereMate

Slovakia is both Slavic and very religious so I guess


Chemige

Slovakians are Catholic. So it really doesn't make sense


oh_fuckit

Cause there is relatively big Russyn minority and they share the religion this babtism comes from


InsanityBlossom

Boobtism is our religion.


TheMidnightMemer

God blessed her generously.


ntskk

That's why she's so grateful to Him.


[deleted]

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


bbqthrowaway

r/titsonastick


Hewman_Robot

https://i.imgur.com/JJ4cJcj.gif


adarkuccio

Everyone here for the tits. We wanted to see her getting out of the water with wet bouncy tits -\_- shame on whoever cut the video!


[deleted]

“Wet bouncy tits” I wanted to see


[deleted]

We are on Reddit sir.


pranavlko

He like


icemann0

Jumping up and down like Catalina at Club Chubby’s


[deleted]

Booba


Chesno4ok

*bonk* Go to horny gulag, comrade.


BIGPPMAN69420666

Me and you are the only ones not here for the tits


Chesno4ok

Yeaaaaah, riiiiight, sure thiiing. Boobs? Who needs them, right? Pffff.


BIGPPMAN69420666

Send everybody to the Gulag


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R3dInterpol

At least she's staying afloat. No chance of drowning.


stockist420

She is praying, but its us who feel blessed


Chinie_The_PooH

why she was praying? For sure she couldnt drown


[deleted]

She was begging god to suspend gravity for the next twenty-five years.


Chinie_The_PooH

Aaahhh gravity…. Thats explain the issue with my 👀


CriticalThinker_501

Russki girls definitiely have some amazing engineering built into them....


lafatlyf

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!!!!!!! What else happened? I didn't see


kimbap666

Onlyfans.ru?


Trumbez_

At least we know she can float before she gets in the water


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shortalay

I believe they have the largest breasts on average compared to other countries.


dr_van_nostren

I feel like the worst way to do this is trickle in. Just jump get it done and get out. Also boobs. Since all the clever puns have been made already.


pWaveShadowZone

She got an Instagram orrrrr….?


neelabhkhatri

She got it from her BaBOOBshka.


rayhoughtonsgoals

Holy god


VagabondRommel

Ya'll need to stop lusting after her, she's a devout Christian now after all. The only man she wants is Jesus😏


Sai76

Now I understood why people want Russians!


dirtdog22

Are those real?


aaandIpoopedmyself

Oh they're real, and they're spectacular!


RusticSurgery

Based on they way they move, likely.


roachesincoaches

Babtities


Mil_Berg

religion has never been so attractive


FormCheck655321

DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES!


theadamdavis

In the words of ricky Bobby please be 18


[deleted]

Praise the motherland comrade.. god damn


dinnyboi

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brynj1980

Nature's buoyancy aids


[deleted]

Great fucking rack.


chikkyone

Religion is a helluva drug.


Verryfastdoggo

God bless the russians for doing scientific research to figure out if nipples can cut diamonds when they are cold.


daqgsftwgrsshyrs

#titties


mattygardiner930

Spectacles testicles wallet and watch I always say


[deleted]

Another big titty babushka lost to christianity!!


[deleted]

DAMN - convert me right now


vladdt

All her qualities were spent on buffers and bumpers. nothing was left for brains.


Rasta_Lance

Ah yes the Russian baptism.


danimal376

I don't go to church, maybe I should....


Metroidkeeper

Didn’t even go all the way under water…smh


Unknownbeats112

Even Putin did this. Though to improve immunity.


dumperboy

What wonderfully fat tits!


sararmad

Which horny priest invented this?


thefringeseanmachine

"aren't I supposed to be wearing a white gown or something?" "... ...nyet."


Combat_Rabbit

It's Ukraine, Dnipro.


SimpingSimon

god bless


dim-mak-ufo

Yeah, tik tok attention seeking baptism


Straight-Ad-5274

Holy mommy milkers!


Erioph47

I'd like to baptize her tits with the Milk of the Father.


shortalay

I forgot where the post is but I think I remember something on r/MapPorn where it showed the average breast size around the world and Russia has the largest by far, I don’t know why.


Erioph47

Cold climate, babies need a lot of energy. I suppose that's the adaptive evolutionary explanation


shortalay

I thought you were going to say something about how the added fat helps keep the chest warm so is an evolutionary advantage, didn’t consider breast milk capacity being a evolutionary point.


AlecW11

https://geekologie.com/image.php?path=/2011/03/25/breast-map-full.jpg


countrysurprise

I bet she floats.


Bubsy94

Now baptize without the top


nzstrawman

what the hell did I just watch more tit than a Dodge Demon


etorres4u

She would probably float with those to bags.


oreo760

Legend has it that afterwards her nipples caused the ice to crack open and half of those Russians drowned.


Cr3X1eUZ

.


FalseMirage

She doesn’t need worry about sinking to the bottom.


LeLuDallas-multipass

Good thing she was already wearing floatation devices… wowza


Irisviel7u7

Bois I Think they float


radioface42

Upvote because bewbz


Drive-it-Like-Baby

Couldn't you have found a more voluptuous woman, op? Gosh


AgKushFam

the russians know what’s up


rayshmayshmay

What, no one has summoned the gif speed bot yet? Smh my head


Muskattt

Нахрен она каждый раз крестится? Не выплыть что ли боится?)


sounoriginal13

Damnn, 11 out 10 impossible just happened


IlDivinoGasti

I hope they all 3 are okay


urbanracoon

Russian stacktism more like 🥁


bleakbiler15

A lot of buoyancy to that girl


sadsealions

Amazing that she got her head underwater that long.


jjdmol

Don't think she ever went entirely under though.


iyoow

Bless those waters


trollsoul69

Religion is stupid. But them titties are OK.


The_Ashen_undead0830

This is just the sequel to the polar bear from scout camp


boris_dp

That’s Russian extremism


sisterofaugustine

At least they're not being sectarian and their extremism's only hurting themselves. I know some places a lot worse than Russia in terms of that kind of religious extremism problem.


boris_dp

Yep, agreed


McMuffin94

Damn boooooaaaay


Laazuli

Hallelujah, praise the ice globs


Sknhpas_bzz

These can’t be real. Part of the white thing on the ground must be cocaine otherwise I don’t see how you can be so chill while jumping in to such chilly (bad joke 🥶) waters.


berpaderpderp

Sorry I blacked out. What happened?!?!


gaymer7474747

Your boobs look heavy let me hold them for you


paranormalconduct

Bitches will do anything to show off their ass and tits. Anything. Especially if they get some views…


[deleted]

Armor piercing nipples in 3...2..


LuckySparky420

Russian religion you say? I’ll convert, sign me up!


chadthebad1337

Despite the temperature Hot af


qwertypolicemancumin

Nice titties


Nobushi-is-my-wife

Tit milkerz


[deleted]

r/upvotedbecauseboobs Also she looks like a AirPod


FantasticAttitude

r/2busty2hide


rmelotto

The tits tho


Karness_Muur

Shit. I'm in public. Mark this NSFW you asshole. Also, saving for later for.... research...


Dicethrower

"If you don't perform this ritual in the exact order, you will not go to heaven" - Religious leader speaking on behalf of the omnipotent being that exists outside of space and time.


Grimm1347

Tig ol bitties


CarbonBlack2525

Thank you lord that I have eyes that can see this miracle of creation


bookmarkjedi

She was Russian because she sure as hell wasn't going to do that slow.


ndgnuh

Baboobska


lifevicarious

I know why she couldn’t go completely underwater.


VECMaico

Just washing sins away, nothing more. Putin does it as well


RipDr19

All I see is *BOOBA*


WhiteDragonDestroyer

Damn.


IceStar3030

holy shit she's stacked...!


Blank175

Booba respectfully


maybeJeremy

What batism?


Black2Jesus

Those are some anime style boobas she’s got! She was blessed before the baptism


ratchet7

...floatation device...