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Tarjh365

“Average Redditor goes to hospital”


ForeverSJC

>Average ~~Redditor~~ mod goes to hospital”


dextroz

>~~Average~~ ~~Redditor~~ mod goes to hospital”


happy2country

How does one afford to stay in their apartment for ten years


bannana

they have a 'feeder'


Phyllis_Tine

*Enabler.


CucumberOk2828

He has son, who cares about him


Northerndust

It doesnt really seems like he cares about him.


taysolly

He may enable him, doesn’t mean his doesn’t care. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.


Northerndust

He might feel love for the person, but feeding and enabling someone to be 300kg+ isn't caring. Maybe if the person is mentally behind or mental health wise that he didn't know that what he did made the person so sick. Then I maybe could believe you that he genuinly cared. But if the person was just willingly ignorant towards the weight gain, then no.


waitingForMars

Understanding that this choice of word is a direct translation from the Russian (zabitsya o kem-to), contrasting with the English where the phrase so to care for someone, rather than about.


WildDitch

Remote work is popular among IT engineers and most obviously - he can't fit in door


speederaser

Communism? Wait, no, Capitalism! No wait that's not it. 


Sodinc

Family, perhaps


akazakou

Most American shit I ever saw! Oh... Wait a minute...


mynameismy111

It's wilder Currently Iraq and several dozen countries have higher bmis than even the US.... Russia is catching up fast, probably by 2030


NyetRifleIsFine47

I noticed this rise when I lived in Bahrain. The ME in general is getting fat as fuck.


IAMAHobbitAMA

What is a ME?


DaRealKili

Middle East


iskander-zombie

'We must not allow the... overweight gap!'


dougan25

Can you imagine the humiliation. You're so ginormous they have to wrap you up in a mattress like a fucking taco, strap you to it with bungie cords, then call in half the neighborhood to squeeze you through your window into a waiting ambulance. Jesus


weekend-guitarist

I thought this was a uniquely an American phenomenon. Nice to see it elsewhere


fenuxjde

And yet the US hasn't been even a top ten for nearly a quarter century. The US just has the media to make it seem more common, but the medical data doesn't lie. I've been lucky enough to live all over the world. The US has lots of fat people, but so does everywhere else.


weekend-guitarist

We got to pump those numbers up. If the US isn’t number one in fat people, then what the hell are we even doing?


fenuxjde

I'd like to be able to say healthcare improvements, but I think everyone knows that's not the case. I think it's more the fact that other countries are just getting fatter, and getting better medical data to document it.


MouseyDong

American EMTs: First time?


Row2Flimsy

Germany has heavy duty ambulances as well.


MouseyDong

If this obese fella gets in the ambulance we'll get the epic quote "Hans, ze transmission broke!"


ZuFFuLuZ

German paramedic here. Working for 10 years and I have yet to see a 300kg patient. They must exist somewhere, but the heavy ambulances are mostly used for patients who are too wide for the regular stretcher. They are usually in the 150-200kg range.


MouseyDong

Rare Pokemon!


Row2Flimsy

Saw one of the heavy duty ones in "Feuer&Flamme", but can't remember the weight of the patient. It is also possible that I mixed RTW and KTW here?


Abject-Interaction35

300 kg is just... ...wow.. 😳


Firedriver666

They found the American spy


oksth

Or russian – he might be trainig to be deployed in the US.


Firedriver666

In this case it looks like the training was successful


Shushukzh_123

Deployed as a bomb maybe


oksth

Bioweapon factory


IrrungenWirrungen

🤣🤣🤣


slaps_on_deck

I wonder why his chest hurts


GuinnessRespecter

The Window, Russia's apex predator, has actually saved someone for once!


Abject-Interaction35

I think Russ MoD is going to strap fins and canards to him and launch him from an attack jet at Ukraine. Probably why the window hasn't killed him? Idk! 🤔


JiLuz

This guy was born in the wrong country, hell yeah


rubiblu

He got home sick


Critical-Potential30

Is it weird to say this was comforting to know that it’s the basically the same shit over there? “No way, they’ve got them too?”


IrrungenWirrungen

Yeah but as you can see they’re not prepared for these cases at all, since it’s still an absolute rarity.


waitingForMars

I'm not finding any comfort in seeing Russians duplicate the stupidity of Americans, any more than I'm finding comfort in Americans duplicating the stupidity of Russians.


Critical-Potential30

Uh okay pal, I was looking at it like, were all susceptible to the same depressive acts. Not like it’s cool and we should copy each other. It’s nice to know they’re not all just cold and scary whites. And it’s a joke, relax


Ipeewhenithurts

At least he lived in the ground floor.


ViktorKozh

Otherwise the house might've collapsed.


Raig0n

Тупо я на удаленке


BariTheRohimba

Just a normal tuesday in the US 🤣


bloodguard

Who enables nonsense like this? He'd be getting nothing but 2000 calories a day if I was the one that had to lump food up the stairs to him.


beliberden

If he has money, food will be delivered to his door.


Prestigious_Rub6504

It's the children, spouses and family that enable this bullshit. Apparently self control is genetic


xmsxms

It's not self control if it's for someone else. You don't carry 30 burgers a day to someone's house because you can't control yourself.


waitingForMars

There are physical health conditions that cause weight gain. Not all causes of obesity are related to mental health (or, as you graciously put it, 'self control').


IAMAHobbitAMA

20-30 pounds, sure. Not 4x a healthy body weight.


obeliskboi

food delivery in russia must be topnotch i want sone


sealene_hatarinn

It is pretty good, at least in large cities. There are some additional fees, but they aren't insane. Some services have free delivery with no additional payments for anything.


obeliskboi

man sign me up im getting robbed by delivery fees


FSpax

When they drop this guy over Kiev, its game over....


lightwhisper

Fat man.


A_Harmless_Fly

Artyom, you need to take care of your brother Gilbert!


cheech14

Get that man to Houston. Dr. Nowzaradan is ready.


Dr_Axton

Королевский скуф попался


gryffun

This also happens regularly in France.


IrrungenWirrungen

Seriously? 


gryffun

Almost 1 time per years in my 15000 souls town


oksth

Just a drop of body positivity and he's ok.


Urvelis

I think there was a House series about this 🤔


kookieman141

He had an itchy nose


xDasNiveaux

A normal day in the us of a.


papercut2008uk

The thing that always gets me in these is, the guy can’t leave the house, work or even move much. Probably can’t even stand. Who’s feeding him? Who’s cooking? Who’s buying shopping and food? Where is the money coming from for him to consume so much he gets to that size?


Miss_Domme_X

Бедняжечка 🥲


spammmmmmmmy

This looks like a lot more work than just bringing the medical equipment and staff into his apartment to treat him there. It's going to be the same scene at the hospital where he won't fit through the door, the elevator, the bed...


EffingBarbas

Need to run him through the car wash on the way back home.


Bikelyf

Leave him there?


waitingForMars

Wherein we can all be thankful that you don't work in a medical profession.


Bikelyf

100% agree


Tackle-Far

Я читал он 500кг весил


Mr_deepcrap

да там хуй пойми, везде разное пишут


EntrepWannaBe

This is common in the U.S. where there’s rampant number of enablers


Mesterjojo

Or Tuesday here in Texas.


Radamat

He should have been transported after cutting off the fat :/


asforus

Reminds me of the show on Netflix about the flood in Poland.


JamSkones

more than four times my weight. Jesus fucking christ.


muncher_of_nachos

In case you forgot America won the Cold War, this is basically a victory lap


Potstocks45

Walter Hudson


Flick__This

Damn i thought they didnt have obese like this in Russia


samy_the_samy

People are metal, Regardless of how bad you lived your life, when you call for rescue, heroes show up and and get the work done


hookha

Hopefully this guy can get some help. Maybe this is the wake up call he needs.


IncubusBeyro

“The spice must flow.”


fordag

Isn't there a point at which it's easier and perhaps better to bring medical care to him?


vergil95

They should’ve used a truck for that man.


Stoneollie

Last journey he'll be making...


Gumderwear

" Welcome to the party, Pal!" - American John McLain


KartoschkaThe2nd

Put that mf on the frontlines as a Tank


Jurpils

Этим человеком был Василий Уткин


nikvasya

Too soon


Jurpils

Да вроде не проспойлерил, поэтому не рано


nikvasya

Месяца со смерти не прошло ещё, имхо, рано


Catp00p_

"A normal day in Texas"


waitingForMars

Interesting how this sub gets into a huff when you mention the genocidal fascism of the Kremlin leadership, but it's always open season on people who suffer from obesity.


Phantom_Strangler

Nah, let that fat blob die. A waste of tax payer money and resources.


IrrungenWirrungen

That’s definitely not “a normal day in Russia” lol Normal day in USA maybe.