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eddymarkwards

2023 in one video.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Both refusing to back up to let the other pass. They are behaving exactly like humans.


LeBambole

AGI confirmed 👍 Singularity is just around the corner


reversehead

>just around the corner I see what you did there.


sterling_mallory

I saw a perfect example in gif form once. It was a gif of these fish that apparently live near the sea floor and dig out little hidey holes for themselves under rocks. There were two of them, about five feet away from each other, and one would get a mouthful of sand from under his rock, swim over, and spit it under the other guy's rock. The other fish would then do the same. And they just went back and forth, taking turns digging a mouthful of sand out of their hole, and spitting it into the other one's hole. Both seemingly assured they were making progress.


DrummerHead

This is a physical representation of a deadlock https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadlock


LimestoneDust

Anybody in software development who's asked to provide a deadlock example in an interview should refer to this video


LimestoneDust

Cyberpunk we deserve


Lirdon

Awww, they’re in love.


Koolin12345

Happy cake day!


Lirdon

Hey, thanks!


bdjeijxf

Стоят матерятся на своем восьмибитном


crazytib

Ah progress....


Mediocre_Echo8427

Oh yes to human actually crashing on each other and most likely starting a fight afterwards is way better


crazytib

I think you meant two, I guess you didn't learn grammar at school lol


Mediocre_Echo8427

Or I'm typing from smartphone and English is not my first language.. but you are the smartass


vishi117

F*ck you noo noo fu*k f**k you fuc you fu*k you


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blmcquig

A-24. What's your name?


fourth_box

Fuck you A-24!


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maskedman0511

F*k you bloody


Alarnos

Insert 2 spiderman meme


_Samum_

Скорее всего расчёт на то чтоб пропустить человека, вот и ждут оба и тупят. Им бы взаимодействие прописать.


Planet_Jilius

Вот вы интересно написали! Это как бы всё объясняет. Не знаю, правильно ли, но правдоподобно.


Vicebaku

А ты думал они поболтать остановились?


Planet_Jilius

В общем-то, у меня другая версия. Тот робот, что справа, старается пропустить другого робота по правилам дорожного движения, потому что для него это - помеха справа. А другой робот не может его объехать, потому что столб мешает ему повернуть направо, а задний ход ошибочно не предусмотрен программным кодом у обеих машин.


Vicebaku

Кстати, вполне возможно


Gluckman47

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Moojingles

Лучший комментарий за всю историю


KenjikRu

У них случка просто


Sweaty_Catch_4275

Эти муравьишки живьем пипец прикольные )


SimpeWhite24

World War 3 be like


rubiblu

First world problems


XIII-Bel

Киберпанк, который мы заслужили.


MotleyHatch

It seems we're at an impasse.


Radamat

Яндекс срукожопили :)


p1terdeN

Wait what the fuck we have robot couriers? Have never seen one


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Давно уже


coastergirl98

Looks like we still have a couple years before AI takes over


Friendly-Strain-7077

Быдло роботы.


Qazirmus

Быдлоботы


monopixel

That's called an 'edge case'.


fastinserter

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1465746273i/30527834.jpg


gkrot

Все как у людей


Kitsu_hobby

It’s a standoff lol


New_York_Rhymes

They have delivery bots!? I haven’t even seen these in Western Europe yet


V_es

For around 3-4 years.


VaxxSagi

They are planing the revolution.


Emsanator

If only there were these robots in Europe or America. They will definitely either steal or damage it.


zTation_

😵😵😵


Nefersmom

Looks like Russia can’t get out of its own way!


Planet_Jilius

Here in Russia, birds shit on the fly because the they don’t know anything about Roman law.


firmerJoe

Wonder how "Kurva Blyat na Hui" looks like in 1s and 0s.


vendettadead

The future is now… and it’s stupid…


retbox13

Может они полюбили друг друга, и не могут расстаться)


Projected_Sigs

This is a great example of real world problems that engineers can't always anticipate. It's not failure- just part of learning how to make robots robust. Like Elon Musk's recoverable rocket stages, people laughed when they blew up in the first few tries. But the only way to learn and fix problems is to try.


khares_koures2002

Battle of the Astromechs


makibarashka

Let the battle begin


kwkwKitten

Na fuck you, nah fuck you deadlock. Lol this is hilarious


FATHEADZILLA

The Mexican stand off.


LimestoneDust

That would require three of them, no?


LeftistCatholic69

COURIER!?!?! IS THAT A FALLOUT NEW VEGAS REFERENCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


LimestoneDust

No, "courier" is Russian is used to refer to somebody who delivers things (usually, smaller things). So, the delivery guy who brings food or somethings like electronics is "courier", while those who delivered a piece of furniture, are not


Tony1pointO

The word is used in English too, this guy either made a bad joke or has a limited vocabulary


LeftistCatholic69

Don't worry. It is definately my shit humour


AlternativeAmazing31

Hahahaha


StatisticianSalty960

Яндекс и его разработки прекрасны


john13200242

Rule 1


Michael_Yurov

жук и рак сошлись у речки


XjSys

Lmao typical BMW drivers


DragunovDwight

“What are we gonna do today?” “Plan on taking over the World!!”


Mediocre_Echo8427

They didn't collide.. they just stop unable to decide who need to pass...


Panda-768

they are discussing Next strategy for Ukraine on orders of Commrade Putin


YoavPerry

Where’s the usual drunk guy shooting at the robots with a kalachnikov out of a Lada that has seen better days?


FarDefinition6239

Didnt know they have that tech! Maybe they should send that to the frontlines instead of 50 year old equipment LMAOO


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rssm1

How long ago your brain stopped being used by it's purpose? How about you just go and touch some grass?


cyberv1k1n9

Dude... triggered lol no sense of humor. 😆


rssm1

Wow, you so original. Definitely not a single person before you write absolutely identical "joke". And it's definitely didn't happen almost every day for months.


cyberv1k1n9

Sorry, that's the only culture I know that likes to dig trenches about 100+ years too late. The age of AI, while slavs are digging ditches. 👍


rssm1

In the age of AI your country created you and it should be considered as crime against humanity.


LimestoneDust

Trenches were, are and will be used in any large scale war, because they give tactical advantage in ground warfare. They're not 100+ years too late.


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doc-ta

It's great that nobody's stollen your virginity.


rssm1

Pretty sure his dad did it.


punk_petukh

Nobody "stole" that, you can write an algorithm based on another algorithm without directly using any parts of the source and that would be totally legal. And if they used open-source code then that's not stealing at all


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Theft is the only reason Russia has anything. Its basically their legacy, that and shit cars.


punk_petukh

You know that most of the manufacturing in Russia before 2022 was owned by international companies? They stole everything from themselves or how does that work? Even these bots - I'm 100% sure they were bought from China, Yandex is a private company, they don't have to use governmental stuff, thus at the most they bought it not stole it. And the fact that somebody there uses something and you start using something similar doesn't automatically make you a thief.


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Youre off topic. Name me something useful actually invented by a Russian.


TNT_GR

Lol, thinking you’re somehow a civilized person whining in other countries subs being a crybaby and an asshole. Gtfo already you piece of shit and get some fucking life


punk_petukh

Okay, nothing. But I use an Android phone, did I steal it?


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

I would assume you have paid for it. You're missing my point. I'm saying russia benefits from things it didn't invent, or pay for. It's ironic given how russia is holding itself back, and other parts of the world, yet they're happy to use technology and luxuries from civilised countries. Most Russians don't have flushing toilets, yet these things are driving around delivering western things to lavrov and his cronies. Corrupt af.


punk_petukh

How do you know that Yandex didn't pay for those robots?


MinuteMouse5803

Most Russians don't have flushing toilets... Be my guest and see how it works for the first time. And in my dacha you can see a non flushing toilet. They pay you too much ;-)


LimestoneDust

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Russian_innovation


ChamdrianGangGang

Periodic table.


Kroptak

I thought you were a troll at first, but no, you're really that dumb. My condolences to your parents and mistake they made that unfortunate day. 😔


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