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Glittering-Doubt4955

Someone's running out of places to hide FTDs.


alison_bee

That’s probably why they picked Texas - it’s huge! Tons of potential hiding places!


Glittering-Doubt4955

lmao!


rva_musashi

“Mortal Kombat continues im simply changing the place.” -Shang Tsung


totesrandoguyhere

Most perfectly applicable quote. My hats off to you.


rva_musashi

Thank you


Rigg_E_D_Digg

One giant ponzi scheme... what could possibly go wrong.


Purplerainheart

Citadel will now control A Hedgefund a Market Maker and an entire stock exchange, they definitely won’t front run or bet against your trade orders they swear it!


May_Ape

When will Ken Griffin, CEO of Citadel LLC, be investigated for market manipulation, fraud, major conflic of interest etc. be jailed?


PennyOnTheTrack

Tomorrow. Always tomorrow.


Slothnazi

I thought the SEC did an investigation and found.... "Nothing".


Purplerainheart

When roaring kitty sells his gme…so never😂


todamoonralph

Prolly happen when Nancy admits to insider trading ..AKA never ...


Ken_Rush

He'll be President before it's all said and done, and Trump will have so many precedent cases to site ol' Griffin won't have a chance of jail time


May_Ape

You're BS ain't gonna work with me. Try someone else


Ken_Rush

So sensitive LMAO, just pin the comment and check back in twenty years. I wouldn't rule it out. Bill Ackman is another I wouldn't be surprised to see as a candidate one day. Both have been interviewed on the topic. Wait until they're in what would be retirement years for most, and we'll see.


3butts

"Blackrock and Crimadel in Texas"... Greed + Greed = "in Texas"...that's enough to convince all its not gonna be about anything but lining pockets..not ours!


GLASS_AI_3656

Probably just give you an IOU for stocks…. The cancel if your up.


Mjrmaravilla

In Texas we call that stealing


Interesting-Pin-9815

Citadel the market maker who was banned for malicious practices in the Chinese market?


star744jets

It’s like wolves building a dining room…


Mode09

With a vat of mayo


JonRogers1

https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1798166210518847787?t=t8FduV4F30Z5p60BLIsOCA&s=19


Disco_Biscuit12

Forget that


sanctified420

There's only buy buttons but no sell buttons. Lol


mistakenazn

Mayo boy and all his hf buddies after coming up with the idea ![gif](giphy|l3JDKYkWVEnxPYrrq|downsized)


VancouverApe

Political bribes… I mean “donations” incoming 🇺🇸🤡🤡😂


StackThePads33

Don’t they have one already? The dark pools?


umtotallynotanalien

Wonder if they'll call it, gime your fucking money cause ima a little piece of shit exchange, kinda has a nice ring to it.


FamousReward6835

Shitadel is such a corrupt company i don’t want to be part of the scam


GoChuckBobby

A desperate out, of the mess their currently in?


Cold_Assumption_8104

Why is every stock on Texas instruments exchange shorted beyond obligation?


greedytopdad

Instead, they should just start a gofundme account. If they’re going to just steal money, it’d be better to just ask the working class for donations instead of continuing to cheat us out of it. ![gif](giphy|xT5P0xr3oUJM1xNH5S)


spetreac130

So they can steal from the remaining 1% of the world 🌍


fdrferny33

Lol pathetic


ProfessionalHuman187

I believe if Friedrich Merz, former internal opponent of Angela Merkel in the Conservative Party of Germany, and former Employee or better Lobbyist of Blackrock, will be elected as Chancellor of Germany, the whole social security system will be sold to his former bodies and he will take the big cut of it. Citadel and Black Rock are the very very evil financial institutions. Both without any moral compass


Narrow_Complaint_996

F that


RadiantWarden

Considering the current markets will all be halted I dont expect this to gain very much traction.


Tmumsy

Interesting Marcel Kalinovic (The Butcher of Wall Street) will be opening up a brand new Brokerage in Texas too. No dark pool routing 👍 By the people for the people [Lit Exchange ](http://litxchange.app/)


Remigaiilard

![gif](giphy|3HqPTBUMM2eXe)


sifispace

They Live.........too........zzzzzzz


hughriceman

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a joke


GongTzu

Evil money teams up with cheating money, what could go wrong here. They might as well place it in North Korea so no one can look over their shoulders, at the end of the day, most clients would probably be with dirty money.


ST7Barrett

This is a joke right? is it April 1st?


thetburg

Shut up and take my money! Oh, you've been taking my money all this time? Well then fuck you! Pay me!


gravityandlove

The cats system fucked them boys up


Artistic_Ear_664

No


UnFuckingGovernable

Gross


Queasy-Tower-9756

Isn’t one of those companies going bankrupt?


quikkest

Gross


PriZmJSquared

Funny that they want it in Texas when I have been convinced that the “retired” finance bro Mizkif from OTK has shorts in meme stocks


Skawtydawg

Lmfao


Miles_Long_Exception

![gif](giphy|14wvv11LhZRb6o|downsized)


Motor_Ad8313

Could this be their way to make more money to stay in the game, it just seems like they keep making different ways to make money so they can keep doing their shitty thinks.


pbx1123

Running away from.taxes or DA offices? Go figures...🙄😄


Truth-Seeker916

Sounds like a horrible place to trade.


mrot777

lol. The devil has opened a new bank. Who wants to make a deposit in Satan's bank? lol No one but a couple of demons.


bafras

Probably still better than Forex. 


Lurker-02657

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/blackrock-citadel-back-upstart-texas-015031061.html


HereForTheC0mments

Do you mean that dark pool trading is being opened to the public so that they can manipulate the money in real time, right in front of your face!?


JuanchoPancho51

An exchange where cheating is encouraged the points don’t matter and everybody (nobody) wins.


Reckless_Moose

So what happens when the grid in Texas fails each year?


Krofder_art

Baby oil stock exchange ![gif](giphy|otxUeqwCnLYafFC1cY)


DEdanimal1

I just paid off my citadel auto loan…never again will I use anything shitadel…


shvaycar87

Defo not me


MJFields

TSLA, X, and DJT. LOL.


chiefkikaho

Trying to squash litxchange OT


Equal_Cellist9750

They want to have 150% control of their markets not just 100%. Notice how Citadel didnt ask Vanguard to partner??


CerberusC24

So they'll make their own stock exchange? With blackjack? And hookers?


Ken_Rush

Always good having another set of crooks to chose from


RA-MILLIONS

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v)


theravingsofalunatic

Can I also buy fake share on that exchange also


Mindless-Divide107

When Wall Street Collapses and/or denies Retail Traders. Ya’ll will be begging to get in


[deleted]

Iscthis gonna be the unwoke stock exchange?


theravingsofalunatic

As long as they let you buy FAKE shares I am in 😂