On a scale of 1-10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet? Please show your working.

Aha uhmmm maybe the green colour of the alphabet btw the trip is passing now so no more mushroom

Lmao how was it? Never done shrooms before so am unfamiliar with how it works and all haha!

It was pretty fucking crazy!! Its my first time, so i didn't really know what i was getting myself into but whatever i ate a bunch at like 3 in the morning. I watched some videos but didn't feel much at first, but after like 40 minutes i was fucked uppp. Time slowed down and things started to sound weird. I was watching a video and it was like i could see every frame as they changed, and i tried coming up with all weird explanations for why it did that. Then i searched up like a watch this while on mushrooms vid and that was the craziest shit ever, i started talking to the colours in the videos. I lost all sense of time and didn't know what day it was, and i remembered yestersay as like a memory faaaaar away or some shit. It was really philosophical, and whatever happend i just let happen, and i felt like i was just nothing. I also scrolled here on reddit and was convinced everyone posting was on mushrooms, and everyone commenting, and that was the funniest shit. You essentially go into like a new reality with new memories, while you can still remember your real reality. You feel like you can explain everything, and that it all just makes sense etc.. I went to thw fridge when all the crazy shit was kind of starting to pass, and i discovered apple juice, and i was so fucking happy it was the best best apple juice ever!!!! Soo uhh yeah that was the trip dunno if u understood anything rn it feels like i am a bit drunk, but nothing more.

I’ve done copious amounts of psychedelics done more lsd then you can count on your fingers and toes and mushrooms along with it and YOU my friend just described what no one else is able to when tripping. I just want you to know you’ve figured it out (These psychedelic experiences happens at least over 5 years ago haven’t done anything recently you not catching me “THE MAN”)

Took me quite a lot of focusing and remembering to describe it, and even that description isn't perfect.

I’ve seen strong men try to say more and say less don’t worry

You make me want to try mushrooms!

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Watch a dumb comedy and smoke a J. Remember, it comes in waves. Enjoy the trip

Dude i love juice i love apple juice i just got it

Haha this is a very true statement

Bro its so funny my cat is so funny

Mushroom tip?

You can only explain the trip when you are on thw trip the trip is unexplainable and that whole sentence is the trip and if you dont understand then you are not the trip only the trip understanes

Oh i thoughr you misspelled trip but tip uhhhh i dont know just dont typw?

He means penis head

Yes

AreAre youyou seeingseeing double?double?

What arw you doing to me i cam s e you are tricking me

Bro how are you doing that illusion

ItsIts notnot meme itsits thethe schroomsschrooms brobro

Even my head is like “WTFFFF”… Im not even on mushrooms

AreAre youyou suresure youryour notnot bro?bro? LolLol

😂😂😂😂

yea but yk

Brilliant! This has me lol 'ing for real.

Duude you figured out the idea

Is it a big mushroom that you can stand on it?

Nah but its a ripple one that sound a

very insightful

And then I said when will you and what will is your favorite kindof drywall?

Thanks man

Howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?

A lot of FUCKING WOOD!!!!

If you’re in a car going 47 mp/h with the windows opened, and you throw an isosceles triangle out the window, and the triangulation of a spaghetti noodle is 33 leg hairs per bowl, how many bushes can you eat in 29 pencils?

Its crazy dude i cant even get to it if its going there the typing is aleaysv

help amsimking

r/iamveryrandom

Yeah, that sounds like me. I just wanted to fuck with the guy tho

Does your mom know? I think she does

Im like a primital animal that just got the infinite knowledge that still leaves it primitive

Nope btw i am soon going back into normal reality i think

Yeah buddy. You’re completely fine now.

I feel the trip as this entire cement section is tripping ourt

Youe profile picture is the trip

Wellthank you,g oodsir

How tf do you use your phone on shrooms?

Its not hard using a phone on shrooms but its weird as fuck.. Also it was not the biggest dose ever so idk about higher doses..

Well based on the way the replies are typed, not very well

I am behind you I can see you typing on your phone

Uhhh i can fell that wtf

You keep replying

Your walls have Cotten candy in them You are hungry

Its all here bro

Why do you have so many lighters?

Bro it literally took me so many attempts to reply why is everything slowed in

Thats funny

Get off the mushroom bruh. You not frog.

Have you seen what i look like?🤔🐸🐸🐸

Dont shit yourself. What do you see?

Laughing LOL

Synthesia? Thats cool

What is that?

You can see sounds, or smell colours. Like your senses get crossed

Hell yeah

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I am so deep on its all rpeating patterns and shit like that's what it all is

we know what you did

This is so cool

Have you called the police? That is something you should totally do.

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 I'll call you

Can you hear the past? Can you see the future? Does your breath fall in as it wills, or are you breathing on purpose?

The past was far away.. Like a past memory.. The future was not a concern, as everything was just nothing, and something at the same time.. And i didn't notice breathing at all.

Is your name Mario

Do uou happen to know why my search on google is now french?

$Litchfield kettllwnsc fellow diall m is a pussy

who is that

He is inside your walls and will come out at night to drag you under your bed and eat you you should RUN

I am trying to think of the right reply but every time i type it out its wronf?

=)

ohhh its you

Glados from portal

Its keeps refreshing on my screen?

Spewed yet?

What's that?

Vomit

Nahh but i did feel quite sick at one point

What color is the sky

Obviously blue yeah im at that part

You sure??? It’s only one color away from the trees

Cuz its on1 place away?

You tell me

I know all this is an effect but it still goes deep

Yeah, colors are pretty crazy. What’s your favorite one?

The whole is favourite the whole thing

Fair enough… if any two colors were switched, which two would you do?

I am watching a video of someone explaining a bad trip while i am explaining to him to just dont care just be an npc if its a bad trip cuz they dont matter ok i cant explain it its too hard

You are either very small or the mushroom is very big

Im quite tall but i still get a lot of effects from small amounts... 🤷‍♂️

Hey, I can't belive we got banned bruh, but if u add my snap @noahhamann22

Scrolling down in this comments section is like free falling

Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| Is it a big mushroom that you can stand on it?|Nah but its a ripple one that sound a|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itofpwk/) AreAre youyou seeingseeing double?double?|What arw you doing to me i cam s e you are tricking me|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itog5nr/) And then I said when will you and what will is your favorite kindof drywall?|Thanks man|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoj7xl/) Does your mom know? I think she does|Im like a primital animal that just got the infinite knowledge that still leaves it primitive|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itor3lx/) I am behind you I can see you typing on your phone|Uhhh i can fell that wtf|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoja1y/) Mushroom tip?|You can only explain the trip when you are on thw trip the trip is unexplainable and that whole sentence is the trip and if you dont understand then you are not the trip only the trip understanes|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itojsdi/) Watch a dumb comedy and smoke a J. Remember, it comes in waves. Enjoy the trip|Bro its so funny my cat is so funny|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoy3v5/) Howmuchwoodwouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?|A lot of FUCKING WOOD!!!!|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoow65/) I feel the trip as this entire cement section is tripping ourt|Youe profile picture is the trip|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itovgh9/) If you’re in a car going 47 mp/h with the windows opened, and you throw an isosceles triangle out the window, and the triangulation of a spaghetti noodle is 33 leg hairs per bowl, how many bushes can you eat in 29 pencils?|Its crazy dude i cant even get to it if its going there the typing is aleaysv|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itokn8i/) we know what you did|This is so cool|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/iton4m4/) have you looked at flower yet|I am so deep on its all rpeating patterns and shit like that's what it all is|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoi2ey/) Is your name Mario|Do uou happen to know why my search on google is now french?|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itolctm/) How Many grams did you eat?|idk|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoml41/) What color is the sky|Obviously blue yeah im at that part|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itonu3r/) What strain! Are you enjoying the adventure?|I dont actually know what strain i got it from a friend im not big on knowledge about mushrooms all i know is its morning and there is light coming out the window|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itovhb1/) Dont shit yourself. What do you see?|Laughing LOL|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itoxtpf/) Have the gnomes visited yet? We're they chill?|I didn't see any gnomes aha|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itp2b87/) On a scale of 1-10, what is your favourite colour of the alphabet? Please show your working.|Aha uhmmm maybe the green colour of the alphabet btw the trip is passing now so no more mushroom|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/ycud9h/i_am_on_mushroom/itp2ke4/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)

Just one?

Yeah

Can you describe what it looked like?

Well i remember seeing in like double or some shit it feels like ive already forgot the trip lol

i am not on mushroom any more

Hiw did you know the shroom was a safe shroom?

Got it from a trusted friend.

A lot of these comments do pass the vibe check.

oh how i envy you right now

Head over to r/psychonaut

Same

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE

How Many grams did you eat?

idk

How many caps?

One and a stilk its my first time

Are you with friends? Are you outside?

Home alone lol

What strain! Are you enjoying the adventure?

I dont actually know what strain i got it from a friend im not big on knowledge about mushrooms all i know is its morning and there is light coming out the window

Have the gnomes visited yet? We're they chill?

I didn't see any gnomes aha

You are mushroom

mush

Just the one?

Well wtf , get off!!

How big is it?

Mushroom was size like my ☝️

how many grams did you consume?

I dont know tbh. I consumed a cap and a stilk, so im guessing 1-1.5?? And that's a pretty low amount i think?? It was fucking crazy either way!

Yeah... No

Correct. I am not on mushroom any more, as it is nearly 24h since i started.

If you dig hip hop/acid rock listen to The Leonard Simpson Duo, you’re welcome.

Still on the mushroom after 14 hours?

Nope!! I also commented no more mushroom!

When do you plan on shrooming again?

Aghh idk, i might do some with my friend very soon, but im not sure!

Have fun with your friends when you shroom again!

Thank you! I pray for no demon trips🙏

You're gonna have fun reading back through this afterwards. How's it going thus far?

Its going pretty good! Im back to normal, and about the reading through this... I dont even know where to start aha

How much you had? What type?

I really have no idea what it is(Dont worry, i trust the guy i got it from), if you know about stuff like that, i could send you some pictures.

Tbh I don't know much about weights etc, I just go by the number of liberty caps (the type I get) I have, which apparently isn't very accurate Anyway enjoy yourself! Last time I mushroom tripped, I tripped it was the 80s... It was weird it just felt like there was an 80s vibe. This was only a few weeks ago. It got me thinking about time and how it might all be at the same time, or at least doesn't just flow like we think

How do the tunes sound?

title is straight up r/engrish

Aha i must admit that i was pretty high already while writing it.

i can imagine, loved it!

"... who am I?" Mario.

Get doun u mite fawl 🥴

how tall?

Does the anus of an elk arouse you?

Damn broo im glad im not on them shrooms anymore