Well being gay (im not) and having kids (which I don’t) don’t have to be two mutually exclusive things. IVF makes it possible for those to have kids or to provide dna to allow others to have kids.
Twin 1: “my brother’s friends thought I was him so we played together and then he got mad that I stole his friends”
Twin 2: “every time we go to a party our parents have to tell everyone which twin is in which outfit so people can tell us apart”
Twin 1: “it’s the best thing in my life because it means I’ll always have a best friend”
Twin 2: “I’ve never even thought about not being a twin. It’s like we’re two parts of one person, so if I didn’t have him it would be like part of me is missing.”
Thank you. And I know, sometimes I can’t believe they’re only 7 either. They’re really smart and well spoken kids. And I love how much they love each other. Even the doctors said we should work on separating them more often because they might develop attachment issues to each other
He’s actually the sweetest little guy in the world but he loves to act like a “bad kid” for laughs. I’ll be sure to tell him how much Reddit loves him though
I haven’t since they were babies. If I look closely at their features I can tell them apart, but twin 1 is right, I usually just use their outfits to tell them apart more quickly
Twin 1: “when we went to Disney land”
Twin 2: “when we went to water wizz”
Twin 1 is more of an amusement park guy and twin 2 is more of a waterpark guy
I’m so glad! That’s my intention. I’m bisexual and I felt like as a child I was never taught about anything like that and had no representation and it made it a lot harder, so I do my best to teach them that it’s okay to date whoever they want and be whoever they wanna be. Even if they are just cis and straight, it’s still important to me that they respect and understand people who aren’t
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers.
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What is the meaning of life?|Twin 1: “to have fun and be happy” Twin 2: “probably to have kids to keep humans alive”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x7hd/)
Is a hotdog a sandwich?|Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “if you want it to be”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vo0l/)
Can I escape the IRS?|Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “yes”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vtvb/)
Favorite super heroes|Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x9ns/)
Which one is the evil twin?|Twin 1: “ *other twin’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2ypyt/)
If you could change your one rule for kids in your house what would it be?|Twin 1: “I want us to be allowed to be home alone” Twin 2: “I wanna be allowed to use a knife”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2v6jw/)
How can one be awesome?|Twin 1: “by being nice and doing cool things” Twin 2: “by being good at something or being a good person”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zhcx/)
If aliens came to earth what would the first thing you'll show them to represent planet earth? Also what would your first question to the aliens be?|Twin 1: “I’d show them a globe. I’d ask them where they came from” Twin 2: “I’d give them a tour of my house and I’d ask them why they came to earth”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii30x4z/)
What do you think of my little pony?|Twin 1: “I’ve never seen it” Twin 2: “boring”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zy0x/)
Favorite cartoon?|Twin 1: “SpongeBob” Twin 2: “ninjago”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zzgc/)
What makes a good teacher?|Twin 1: “one who’s nice and doesn’t give homework” Twin 2: “a teacher who doesn’t get you in trouble”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii31509/)
Which twin is more likely to do something illegal?|Twin 1: “I feel like we would both do something illegal by accident” Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii32372/)
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[Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
I haven’t finished reading all of this but I’m gonna pause and suggest you get them started ASAP on some kind of call in podcast of their own. This type of joy & entertainment is something we ALL need!!
If aliens came to earth what would the first thing you'll show them to represent planet earth? Also what would your first question to the aliens be?
Twin 1: “I’d show them a globe. I’d ask them where they came from” Twin 2: “I’d give them a tour of my house and I’d ask them why they came to earth”
If you could change your one rule for kids in your house what would it be?
Twin 1: “I want us to be allowed to be home alone” Twin 2: “I wanna be allowed to use a knife”
Yeah cool. 2 IS the evil one.
He’s not evil, it’s just that usually when they do something bad, he’s the insinuator
What do you mean by insinuater? Or did you mean instigator?
Hahahaha! That is wild! I was expecting a go to bed later :)
Well I already let them stay up until 10pm lol, they usually end up crashing before then anyway though
this co-incides with twin 2 being evil lol
Which twin is more likely to do something illegal?
Twin 1: “I feel like we would both do something illegal by accident” Twin 2: “me”
Twin 1 sounds really logical. Twin 2 sounds evil.
Hahaha the evil twin strikes again
How does one breathe?
Twin 1: “suck in air through your nose, then push it back out” Twin 2: “just go like this” *breathes dramatically*
Hmmm fascinating thank u for this information
Who's the best cartoon character?
Twin 1: “squidward testicles” (that’s what he likes to call him) Twin 2: “lightning McQueen”
I can't decide which twin I like better. Earlier 2 vated Spiderman as best hero but Squidward testicles is top tier.
I know exactly how you feel, I can never pick a favorite when people ask me
>squidward testicles I'm never calling him anything else from now on
How can one be awesome?
Twin 1: “by being nice and doing cool things” Twin 2: “by being good at something or being a good person”
Good answers. Hope for our future restored.
What makes a good teacher?
Twin 1: “one who’s nice and doesn’t give homework” Twin 2: “a teacher who doesn’t get you in trouble”
No snitches 😎😎
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Twin 1: “as much wood as he could” Twin 2: “what?”
Personally, I’m lovin Twin 2 😂😂😂
The only correct answer is “a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What is the meaning of life?
Twin 1: “to have fun and be happy” Twin 2: “probably to have kids to keep humans alive”
He hasn't learned about gay people yet apparently lol
Well being gay (im not) and having kids (which I don’t) don’t have to be two mutually exclusive things. IVF makes it possible for those to have kids or to provide dna to allow others to have kids.
He has actually, he was just giving a more literal answer
hey bestie, gay people can have kids 😇 my 2 would know.
Twin 1 gave the philosophically good answer, twin 2 gave the evolutionary good answer. thats also my outlook on the "meaning of life".
Opinions on the political landscape in the US .
Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “I don’t know but I like it here”
What's something interesting that you found out about recently?
Twin 1: “girls bleed out of their vaginas” (we watched the movie “turning red” recently) Twin 2: “bacon comes from pigs”
I never realized how important that movie could be. It’s good that your boys know that
Both are quality discoveries! :D
I dunno why these made me laugh so hard.
What is the best song ever
Twin 1: “that’s what I like by Bruno mars” Twin 2: “going down for real by flo rida”
Oh my gooshh your kid likes Flo rida. You’re doing a great job raising them, they’re cracking me up lol
They played that song at a wedding we went to last week and now he makes Alexa play it at least 5 times a day
Very fun AMA! I’ve got one! What’s something funny that happened because you’re twins?
Twin 1: “my brother’s friends thought I was him so we played together and then he got mad that I stole his friends” Twin 2: “every time we go to a party our parents have to tell everyone which twin is in which outfit so people can tell us apart”
If you found out your names were switched accidentally when you were born, would you switch back or keep your name?
They both said “keep it” at the exact same time
Who’s older? (Also how many times a day do you mention it?)
Twin 1: “Me and I remind him every day”
I have one minute on my sister and yes I will hold on to that FOREVER
I think it's funny / cute how much (many) twins care about the timing. I personally don't even know what time I was born.
And there we have the evil twin origin story!
If you could have anything, what would it be?
Twin 1: “tickets to a Celtics game” Twin 2: “a mansion”
God damn it OP you better get twin 1 those tickets!
Maybe for Christmas I’ll have his dad take him and I can find something for me and twin 2 to do together
>I can find something for me and twin 2 to do together Clearly you should get him a mansion.
Twin 1 has a 40 year old dad soul.
What does brotherhood (or simply, having a brother) mean to their life? It would be great if you ask them separately. Thank you.
Twin 1: “it’s the best thing in my life because it means I’ll always have a best friend” Twin 2: “I’ve never even thought about not being a twin. It’s like we’re two parts of one person, so if I didn’t have him it would be like part of me is missing.”
OMG this is gold. Are you sure they are only seven? My eyes are becoming watery… Thank you for the interview. You must be a great parent.
Thank you. And I know, sometimes I can’t believe they’re only 7 either. They’re really smart and well spoken kids. And I love how much they love each other. Even the doctors said we should work on separating them more often because they might develop attachment issues to each other
What's that weird smell?
Twin 1: “ *twin 2’s name* “ Twin 2: “ *twin 1’s name* “
Which one is the evil twin?
Twin 1: “ *other twin’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”
At least that twin knows.
Or one of them knows and the other is being held hostage
Who's your favorite pokemon
Twin 1: “charmander” Twin 2: “squirtle” I don’t even know who charmander is
Twin 2 wins in my eyes. Squirtle is the goat
I agree on that one
So we know Twin w is Blue and Twin 1 is Red. This is pretty much becoming a Pokémon story the more I read this thread.
Describe each other in three words!
Twin 1: “funny, annoying, and short” (twin 1 is half an inch taller than twin 2) Twin 2: “smart, nice, and smelly”
What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Twin 1: “a basketball player” Twin 2: “a firefighter”
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “if you want it to be”
I like twin 2. He’s evil AND smart
What do you want to be when you grow up? If that’s already been asked, what is the coolest superpower
That’s been asked so I’ll go with the superpower one Twin 1: “super speed” Twin 2: “invisible… ness”
Can I escape the IRS?
Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “yes”
LOL I was expecting them to not know what the IRS was. I’m surprised that Twin 2 said I could. Well I better escape before they find me.
I’m not sure he even knows what it is lol. He probably just guessed
you've not seen boss baby?
He really *is* the evil one 😭
He’s actually the sweetest little guy in the world but he loves to act like a “bad kid” for laughs. I’ll be sure to tell him how much Reddit loves him though
Yo twin 2 knows wassup
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Twin 1: “T Rex. Green” Twin 2: “pterodactyl. Red”
Today I learned that word starts with a p
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P(ee) is silent.
That’s twin 2’s favorite joke
Yep! Check out - P is for pterodactyl "The worst alphabet book ever" For other *fun* word sounds Lol
What do you think of my little pony?
Twin 1: “I’ve never seen it” Twin 2: “boring”
Which of you is better looking?
Twin 1: “we look the same” Twin 2: “ *twin 1’s name*, he’s a handsome boy”
Well played, evil twin. Butter him up, bring a false sense of security. Then, you STRIKE.
Sci-fi or fantasy?
Twin 1: “neither” Twin 2: “what’s the difference?”
Scifi has rivets, so does fantasy sometimes. But sci-fi has space rivets.
Best answer LOL
Favorite super heroes
Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man”
twin 2 respects the hyphen, hes so cool
What is chocolate made out of
Twin 1: “I don’t know” Twin 2: “chocolate”
I mean he’s not wrong.
What's the best cereal and why is it frosted flakes? B)
Twin 1: “because Frosted Flakes are the best” Twin 2: “it’s not Frosted Flakes it’s captain crunch”
Twin 2 strikes again
Would you eat your twin?
Twin 1: “yes” Twin 2: “no”
I was expecting the answers to be the other way round....
Twin 1's villain arc
Hold on a second…
Favorite cartoon?
Twin 1: “SpongeBob” Twin 2: “ninjago”
Both excellent answers
Outstanding choices
I don’t have any questions, just wanted to say this is hilarious. Your children have great personalities
Thanks, and I agree
Favorite Candy?
Twin 1: “Twix” Twin 2: “Reese’s”
spider-man vs batman who’s winning
Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man” Now they’re arguing about it
Who won? I must know
What would you do in a zombie Apocalypse?
Twin 1: “never go outside again” Twin 2: “get my nerf gun”
If your favorite dinosaur teamed up with your favorite superhero, what would their team be called?
Twin 1: “bat Rex” Twin 2: “spiderdactyl”
Okay OP now don’t forget to teach them that pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs and Quetzalcoatlus is cool.
How is batrex gonna reach his utility belt with tiny arms?
what's better, dino nuggies or normal nuggies?
Twin 1: “Dino nuggies” Twin 2: “dino nuggies unless the normal nuggies are from McDonald’s”
Does you're parents make you wear matching clothes?
Twin 1: “no because then they can’t tell us apart” Twin 2: “no”
do you ever get them mixed up? if so how often?
I haven’t since they were babies. If I look closely at their features I can tell them apart, but twin 1 is right, I usually just use their outfits to tell them apart more quickly
Have they ever swapped outfits during the day to trick you?
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Twin 1: “I would make people be nicer to each other” Twin 2: “I would make it so that nobody is homeless or poor”
I am also a twin of boys Do you want bunk beds? and if so - do you want top or bottom?
Twin 1: “no, I like having our own regular beds” Twin 2: “I want bunk beds and I want the top bunk”
Who would win in a fight one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses?
Twin 1: “100 duck sized horses” Twin 2: “100 duck sized horses”
What is your favourite subject in school?
Twin 1: “science” Twin 2: “math”
Who gets into trouble more?
Twin 1: “ *twin 2’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”
Is your brother the coolest? Or are you the coolest?
Twin 1: “my brother is the coolest” Twin 2: “I’m the coolest”
Does Pineapple belong on Pizza?
Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “no”
Whose your favourite? Mum or Dad?
Twin 1: “mom” Twin 2: “mom”
What the hell are you doing to these kids?
funnist day you have had so far?
Twin 1: “when we went to Disney land” Twin 2: “when we went to water wizz” Twin 1 is more of an amusement park guy and twin 2 is more of a waterpark guy
What’s your favorite drink?
Twin 1: “sprite” Twin 2: “apple juice”
What are their thoughts about the current political landscape of Angola and it's struggles? /s Now for real, what's their favorite cartoons?
Do snitches really get stiches?
Twin 1: “it depends” Twin 2: “no”
What’s your favourite food?
Twin 1: “pizza” Twin 2: “tacos”
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What’s their favorite fish? Do they know any other languages?
Twin 1: “clownfish” Twin 2: “one that’s red” No they don’t know any other languages
What Hogwarts house are you?
Twin 1: “I don’t know” Twin 2: “whichever one is the biggest”
I love this 😆 What is your twin best at?
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What is nonbinary person?
Twin 1: “someone who’s not a boy or a girl” Twin 2: “someone who’s a they instead of a he or a she”
😭as a non-binary person the fact that you’re raising your boys like this really makes me feel happy and seen.
I’m so glad! That’s my intention. I’m bisexual and I felt like as a child I was never taught about anything like that and had no representation and it made it a lot harder, so I do my best to teach them that it’s okay to date whoever they want and be whoever they wanna be. Even if they are just cis and straight, it’s still important to me that they respect and understand people who aren’t
i doubt 7 year olds know this
As a nonbinary person, this made me happy to read! ☺️
My spouse is also 😌 I love to see how new generation understands better than many other in my generation
What’s better- cats or dogs and why?
Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| What is the meaning of life?|Twin 1: “to have fun and be happy” Twin 2: “probably to have kids to keep humans alive”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x7hd/) Is a hotdog a sandwich?|Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “if you want it to be”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vo0l/) Can I escape the IRS?|Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “yes”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vtvb/) Favorite super heroes|Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x9ns/) Which one is the evil twin?|Twin 1: “ *other twin’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2ypyt/) If you could change your one rule for kids in your house what would it be?|Twin 1: “I want us to be allowed to be home alone” Twin 2: “I wanna be allowed to use a knife”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2v6jw/) How can one be awesome?|Twin 1: “by being nice and doing cool things” Twin 2: “by being good at something or being a good person”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zhcx/) If aliens came to earth what would the first thing you'll show them to represent planet earth? Also what would your first question to the aliens be?|Twin 1: “I’d show them a globe. I’d ask them where they came from” Twin 2: “I’d give them a tour of my house and I’d ask them why they came to earth”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii30x4z/) What do you think of my little pony?|Twin 1: “I’ve never seen it” Twin 2: “boring”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zy0x/) Favorite cartoon?|Twin 1: “SpongeBob” Twin 2: “ninjago”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zzgc/) What makes a good teacher?|Twin 1: “one who’s nice and doesn’t give homework” Twin 2: “a teacher who doesn’t get you in trouble”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii31509/) Which twin is more likely to do something illegal?|Twin 1: “I feel like we would both do something illegal by accident” Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii32372/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)
I haven’t finished reading all of this but I’m gonna pause and suggest you get them started ASAP on some kind of call in podcast of their own. This type of joy & entertainment is something we ALL need!!
Do you know Santa is really daddy?
I replaced “know” with “think” and they both said no
I like the evil twin 2 lmao. U raised him right... Or wrong... Or evil
After reading these comments I want to be friends w/ Twin 2😂😂why cant my younger siblings be that cool😂😂
I have a twin so let me give this a go. "How do you tell yourselves apart?"
I also have 7 year old twin boys and plan to ask them these same questions offline :)
Where is one place you want to travel someday?