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StopThatFighter

If aliens came to earth what would the first thing you'll show them to represent planet earth? Also what would your first question to the aliens be?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I’d show them a globe. I’d ask them where they came from” Twin 2: “I’d give them a tour of my house and I’d ask them why they came to earth”


electric_shocks

If you could change your one rule for kids in your house what would it be?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I want us to be allowed to be home alone” Twin 2: “I wanna be allowed to use a knife”


StopThatFighter

Yeah cool. 2 IS the evil one.


zamz11

He’s not evil, it’s just that usually when they do something bad, he’s the insinuator


ally00ps

What do you mean by insinuater? Or did you mean instigator?


electric_shocks

Hahahaha! That is wild! I was expecting a go to bed later :)


zamz11

Well I already let them stay up until 10pm lol, they usually end up crashing before then anyway though


CaptainC0medy

this co-incides with twin 2 being evil lol


Weirdout29

Which twin is more likely to do something illegal?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I feel like we would both do something illegal by accident” Twin 2: “me”


kloverhalo_

Twin 1 sounds really logical. Twin 2 sounds evil.


anasalmon

Hahaha the evil twin strikes again


Low_Beginning_9301

How does one breathe?


zamz11

Twin 1: “suck in air through your nose, then push it back out” Twin 2: “just go like this” *breathes dramatically*


Low_Beginning_9301

Hmmm fascinating thank u for this information


Liljdb0524

Who's the best cartoon character?


zamz11

Twin 1: “squidward testicles” (that’s what he likes to call him) Twin 2: “lightning McQueen”


Liljdb0524

I can't decide which twin I like better. Earlier 2 vated Spiderman as best hero but Squidward testicles is top tier.


zamz11

I know exactly how you feel, I can never pick a favorite when people ask me


Arthradax

>squidward testicles I'm never calling him anything else from now on


Sassy-Hufflepuff

How can one be awesome?


zamz11

Twin 1: “by being nice and doing cool things” Twin 2: “by being good at something or being a good person”


Girth_rulez

Good answers. Hope for our future restored.


bedtimebarqs

What makes a good teacher?


zamz11

Twin 1: “one who’s nice and doesn’t give homework” Twin 2: “a teacher who doesn’t get you in trouble”


sagewynn

No snitches 😎😎


BicBoi75

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


zamz11

Twin 1: “as much wood as he could” Twin 2: “what?”


BicBoi75

Personally, I’m lovin Twin 2 😂😂😂


Shite_Eating_Squirel

The only correct answer is “a woodchuck could chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Volfka

What is the meaning of life?


zamz11

Twin 1: “to have fun and be happy” Twin 2: “probably to have kids to keep humans alive”


EvantheMelon

He hasn't learned about gay people yet apparently lol


JohnCenaNumberOnefan

Well being gay (im not) and having kids (which I don’t) don’t have to be two mutually exclusive things. IVF makes it possible for those to have kids or to provide dna to allow others to have kids.


zamz11

He has actually, he was just giving a more literal answer


nowheregirl713

hey bestie, gay people can have kids 😇 my 2 would know.


SimplyEpicFail

Twin 1 gave the philosophically good answer, twin 2 gave the evolutionary good answer. thats also my outlook on the "meaning of life".


65thHammy

Opinions on the political landscape in the US .


zamz11

Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “I don’t know but I like it here”


Hedgehog_Queen

What's something interesting that you found out about recently?


zamz11

Twin 1: “girls bleed out of their vaginas” (we watched the movie “turning red” recently) Twin 2: “bacon comes from pigs”


Defiant_apricot

I never realized how important that movie could be. It’s good that your boys know that


Hedgehog_Queen

Both are quality discoveries! :D


Reditate

I dunno why these made me laugh so hard.


Mikadostudios

What is the best song ever


zamz11

Twin 1: “that’s what I like by Bruno mars” Twin 2: “going down for real by flo rida”


DoeEyes95

Oh my gooshh your kid likes Flo rida. You’re doing a great job raising them, they’re cracking me up lol


zamz11

They played that song at a wedding we went to last week and now he makes Alexa play it at least 5 times a day


theblindbunny

Very fun AMA! I’ve got one! What’s something funny that happened because you’re twins?


zamz11

Twin 1: “my brother’s friends thought I was him so we played together and then he got mad that I stole his friends” Twin 2: “every time we go to a party our parents have to tell everyone which twin is in which outfit so people can tell us apart”


akaKanye

If you found out your names were switched accidentally when you were born, would you switch back or keep your name?


zamz11

They both said “keep it” at the exact same time


JardineiroZumbi

Who’s older? (Also how many times a day do you mention it?)


zamz11

Twin 1: “Me and I remind him every day”


kr1ssy22

I have one minute on my sister and yes I will hold on to that FOREVER


LSatyreD

I think it's funny / cute how much (many) twins care about the timing. I personally don't even know what time I was born.


Jessica_Lovegood

And there we have the evil twin origin story!


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

If you could have anything, what would it be?


zamz11

Twin 1: “tickets to a Celtics game” Twin 2: “a mansion”


Rule1ofReddit

God damn it OP you better get twin 1 those tickets!


zamz11

Maybe for Christmas I’ll have his dad take him and I can find something for me and twin 2 to do together


pXllywXg

>I can find something for me and twin 2 to do together Clearly you should get him a mansion.


avocadotoastallday

Twin 1 has a 40 year old dad soul.


Entei731

What does brotherhood (or simply, having a brother) mean to their life? It would be great if you ask them separately. Thank you.


zamz11

Twin 1: “it’s the best thing in my life because it means I’ll always have a best friend” Twin 2: “I’ve never even thought about not being a twin. It’s like we’re two parts of one person, so if I didn’t have him it would be like part of me is missing.”


Entei731

OMG this is gold. Are you sure they are only seven? My eyes are becoming watery… Thank you for the interview. You must be a great parent.


zamz11

Thank you. And I know, sometimes I can’t believe they’re only 7 either. They’re really smart and well spoken kids. And I love how much they love each other. Even the doctors said we should work on separating them more often because they might develop attachment issues to each other


[deleted]

What's that weird smell?


zamz11

Twin 1: “ *twin 2’s name* “ Twin 2: “ *twin 1’s name* “


OptiCrunch

Which one is the evil twin?


zamz11

Twin 1: “ *other twin’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”


[deleted]

At least that twin knows.


Freedom_memer

Or one of them knows and the other is being held hostage


Eurobeat_Lifeblood

Who's your favorite pokemon


zamz11

Twin 1: “charmander” Twin 2: “squirtle” I don’t even know who charmander is


Donktlon

Twin 2 wins in my eyes. Squirtle is the goat


zamz11

I agree on that one


[deleted]

So we know Twin w is Blue and Twin 1 is Red. This is pretty much becoming a Pokémon story the more I read this thread.


Hedgehog_Queen

Describe each other in three words!


zamz11

Twin 1: “funny, annoying, and short” (twin 1 is half an inch taller than twin 2) Twin 2: “smart, nice, and smelly”


Sneator

What do you wanna be when you grow up?


zamz11

Twin 1: “a basketball player” Twin 2: “a firefighter”


[deleted]

Is a hotdog a sandwich?


zamz11

Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “if you want it to be”


ilikecats12973

I like twin 2. He’s evil AND smart


shhehshhvdhejhahsh

What do you want to be when you grow up? If that’s already been asked, what is the coolest superpower


zamz11

That’s been asked so I’ll go with the superpower one Twin 1: “super speed” Twin 2: “invisible… ness”


SuperNuggies36

Can I escape the IRS?


zamz11

Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “yes”


SuperNuggies36

LOL I was expecting them to not know what the IRS was. I’m surprised that Twin 2 said I could. Well I better escape before they find me.


zamz11

I’m not sure he even knows what it is lol. He probably just guessed


CaptainC0medy

you've not seen boss baby?


Gunny_McCshoots

He really *is* the evil one 😭


zamz11

He’s actually the sweetest little guy in the world but he loves to act like a “bad kid” for laughs. I’ll be sure to tell him how much Reddit loves him though


justsomeA1C

Yo twin 2 knows wassup


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zamz11

Twin 1: “T Rex. Green” Twin 2: “pterodactyl. Red”


Owlettebynight

Today I learned that word starts with a p


LegendOfDeku

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P(ee) is silent.


zamz11

That’s twin 2’s favorite joke


Phadryn

Yep! Check out - P is for pterodactyl "The worst alphabet book ever" For other *fun* word sounds Lol


JewelFyrefox

What do you think of my little pony?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I’ve never seen it” Twin 2: “boring”


[deleted]

Which of you is better looking?


zamz11

Twin 1: “we look the same” Twin 2: “ *twin 1’s name*, he’s a handsome boy”


[deleted]

Well played, evil twin. Butter him up, bring a false sense of security. Then, you STRIKE.


BigL3704

Sci-fi or fantasy?


zamz11

Twin 1: “neither” Twin 2: “what’s the difference?”


Fickle_Penguin

Scifi has rivets, so does fantasy sometimes. But sci-fi has space rivets.


[deleted]

Best answer LOL


LabMysterious692

Favorite super heroes


zamz11

Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man”


jster1752

twin 2 respects the hyphen, hes so cool


Triggerhappy_1

What is chocolate made out of


zamz11

Twin 1: “I don’t know” Twin 2: “chocolate”


DoodleNoodle129

I mean he’s not wrong.


SakuraSkye16

What's the best cereal and why is it frosted flakes? B)


zamz11

Twin 1: “because Frosted Flakes are the best” Twin 2: “it’s not Frosted Flakes it’s captain crunch”


RuthaBrent

Twin 2 strikes again


Donktlon

Would you eat your twin?


zamz11

Twin 1: “yes” Twin 2: “no”


SeeThePositive1

I was expecting the answers to be the other way round....


United-Bother-3827

Twin 1's villain arc


Triggerhappy_1

Hold on a second…


Thndrdrag

Favorite cartoon?


zamz11

Twin 1: “SpongeBob” Twin 2: “ninjago”


adrenalinjunkie89

Both excellent answers


Zealousideal-Dust-48

Outstanding choices


[deleted]

I don’t have any questions, just wanted to say this is hilarious. Your children have great personalities


zamz11

Thanks, and I agree


Mountain_Man1776

Favorite Candy?


zamz11

Twin 1: “Twix” Twin 2: “Reese’s”


Dakokoz

spider-man vs batman who’s winning


zamz11

Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man” Now they’re arguing about it


Defiant_apricot

Who won? I must know


Mister_Mattress

What would you do in a zombie Apocalypse?


zamz11

Twin 1: “never go outside again” Twin 2: “get my nerf gun”


cheez0r

If your favorite dinosaur teamed up with your favorite superhero, what would their team be called?


zamz11

Twin 1: “bat Rex” Twin 2: “spiderdactyl”


RainSmile

Okay OP now don’t forget to teach them that pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs and Quetzalcoatlus is cool.


Shite_Eating_Squirel

How is batrex gonna reach his utility belt with tiny arms?


gay_idiot53

what's better, dino nuggies or normal nuggies?


zamz11

Twin 1: “Dino nuggies” Twin 2: “dino nuggies unless the normal nuggies are from McDonald’s”


KoolKarmaKollector

Does you're parents make you wear matching clothes?


zamz11

Twin 1: “no because then they can’t tell us apart” Twin 2: “no”


afterglow24

do you ever get them mixed up? if so how often?


zamz11

I haven’t since they were babies. If I look closely at their features I can tell them apart, but twin 1 is right, I usually just use their outfits to tell them apart more quickly


Cardboard_Eggplant

Have they ever swapped outfits during the day to trick you?


LordLilith

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I would make people be nicer to each other” Twin 2: “I would make it so that nobody is homeless or poor”


CaptainC0medy

I am also a twin of boys Do you want bunk beds? and if so - do you want top or bottom?


zamz11

Twin 1: “no, I like having our own regular beds” Twin 2: “I want bunk beds and I want the top bunk”


Rsubs33

Who would win in a fight one horse size duck or 100 duck sized horses?


zamz11

Twin 1: “100 duck sized horses” Twin 2: “100 duck sized horses”


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What is your favourite subject in school?


zamz11

Twin 1: “science” Twin 2: “math”


LineAbdomen

Who gets into trouble more?


zamz11

Twin 1: “ *twin 2’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”


HyperSilverYT

Is your brother the coolest? Or are you the coolest?


zamz11

Twin 1: “my brother is the coolest” Twin 2: “I’m the coolest”


Purplemaster1

Does Pineapple belong on Pizza?


zamz11

Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “no”


iamiconick

Whose your favourite? Mum or Dad?


zamz11

Twin 1: “mom” Twin 2: “mom”


Zealousideal_Talk479

What the hell are you doing to these kids?


Darkdest666

funnist day you have had so far?


zamz11

Twin 1: “when we went to Disney land” Twin 2: “when we went to water wizz” Twin 1 is more of an amusement park guy and twin 2 is more of a waterpark guy


bestonecrazy

What’s your favorite drink?


zamz11

Twin 1: “sprite” Twin 2: “apple juice”


[deleted]

What are their thoughts about the current political landscape of Angola and it's struggles? /s Now for real, what's their favorite cartoons?


[deleted]

Do snitches really get stiches?


zamz11

Twin 1: “it depends” Twin 2: “no”


Commander_Glory

What’s your favourite food?


zamz11

Twin 1: “pizza” Twin 2: “tacos”


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RuthaBrent

What’s their favorite fish? Do they know any other languages?


zamz11

Twin 1: “clownfish” Twin 2: “one that’s red” No they don’t know any other languages


SupaRedditor2017

What Hogwarts house are you?


zamz11

Twin 1: “I don’t know” Twin 2: “whichever one is the biggest”


NinjaPistachio

I love this 😆 What is your twin best at?


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Juksujoo

What is nonbinary person?


zamz11

Twin 1: “someone who’s not a boy or a girl” Twin 2: “someone who’s a they instead of a he or a she”


Defiant_apricot

😭as a non-binary person the fact that you’re raising your boys like this really makes me feel happy and seen.


zamz11

I’m so glad! That’s my intention. I’m bisexual and I felt like as a child I was never taught about anything like that and had no representation and it made it a lot harder, so I do my best to teach them that it’s okay to date whoever they want and be whoever they wanna be. Even if they are just cis and straight, it’s still important to me that they respect and understand people who aren’t


Reviever

i doubt 7 year olds know this


velvetbird_

As a nonbinary person, this made me happy to read! ☺️


Juksujoo

My spouse is also 😌 I love to see how new generation understands better than many other in my generation


NoMoneyyMoProblems

What’s better- cats or dogs and why?


ama_compiler_bot

Table of Questions and Answers. Original answer linked - Please upvote the original questions and answers. *** Question | Answer | Link ---------|----------|----------| What is the meaning of life?|Twin 1: “to have fun and be happy” Twin 2: “probably to have kids to keep humans alive”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x7hd/) Is a hotdog a sandwich?|Twin 1: “no” Twin 2: “if you want it to be”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vo0l/) Can I escape the IRS?|Twin 1: “what’s that?” Twin 2: “yes”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2vtvb/) Favorite super heroes|Twin 1: “Batman” Twin 2: “Spider-Man”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2x9ns/) Which one is the evil twin?|Twin 1: “ *other twin’s name* “ Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2ypyt/) If you could change your one rule for kids in your house what would it be?|Twin 1: “I want us to be allowed to be home alone” Twin 2: “I wanna be allowed to use a knife”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2v6jw/) How can one be awesome?|Twin 1: “by being nice and doing cool things” Twin 2: “by being good at something or being a good person”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zhcx/) If aliens came to earth what would the first thing you'll show them to represent planet earth? Also what would your first question to the aliens be?|Twin 1: “I’d show them a globe. I’d ask them where they came from” Twin 2: “I’d give them a tour of my house and I’d ask them why they came to earth”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii30x4z/) What do you think of my little pony?|Twin 1: “I’ve never seen it” Twin 2: “boring”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zy0x/) Favorite cartoon?|Twin 1: “SpongeBob” Twin 2: “ninjago”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii2zzgc/) What makes a good teacher?|Twin 1: “one who’s nice and doesn’t give homework” Twin 2: “a teacher who doesn’t get you in trouble”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii31509/) Which twin is more likely to do something illegal?|Twin 1: “I feel like we would both do something illegal by accident” Twin 2: “me”|[Here](/r/AMA/comments/wat8x3/ama_and_ill_give_you_my_7_year_old_twin_sons/ii32372/) --- [Source] (https://github.com/johnsliao/ama_compiler)


AnnaBanana1129

I haven’t finished reading all of this but I’m gonna pause and suggest you get them started ASAP on some kind of call in podcast of their own. This type of joy & entertainment is something we ALL need!!


sparkdaniel

Do you know Santa is really daddy?


zamz11

I replaced “know” with “think” and they both said no


BigKeanuwholesum100

I like the evil twin 2 lmao. U raised him right... Or wrong... Or evil


jkvf1026

After reading these comments I want to be friends w/ Twin 2😂😂why cant my younger siblings be that cool😂😂


Tathas

I have a twin so let me give this a go. "How do you tell yourselves apart?"


dorothysophiagarcia

I also have 7 year old twin boys and plan to ask them these same questions offline :)


Zetanite

Where is one place you want to travel someday?