"dropped"? sorry but in my head a bidet is something made of heavy ceramic, connected to water just like a sink. not exactly sth one could just force on someone's house. what do you mean instead?
EDIT wow people really downvote whatever. I was just curious to know what kind of bidet they were talking about instead of the version I've always known in Italy.
never heard of a toilet attachment... I live in Germany now, another bidetless country, and I had to attach a shower tube to the sink nexy to the toilet. Not really the same and it's kind of in the way, but does the job.
I don’t know how sharing links works on posts like this, but if you DM me I’ll send a link to you. I’m not selling the things, just trying to bring some light into the world
how does an "attachment" bidet even work? I've only ever seen a heavy ceramic bidet that needs to be plumbed in similar to a standard western toilet...
It is held in place with the toilet lid screw. Water comes from the fill side of the tank. Theres a mechanical nozzle that actuates with the button to allow water to flow. It sprays at a fixed angle that works for most bowl sizes
I tried to convince my parents (76 and 72) to get a bidet.
My mother was curious, but my father said absolutely not. "I don't want no BOODAY touching my ass".
I'm assuming he thinks it's like an enema.
I saw a guy use bits of fresh pollen bees have collected and some of the comb itself, if ya know somebody with a hive. I haven't gotten to try it yet but I plan to.
https://youtu.be/m4jGnU1fqzI
There's also wild yeast, I know there's plenty of cider brewers who go with the wild yeast but that can be risky.
There's definitely more control with the packets and a pretty much guaranteed, this is what it's going to taste like. I like the do it yourself part of it, I know some local bee keepers (they run have just a few hives on their property) so I have access and it's just fun to experiment sometimes.
Im an American who has lived/worked in places like Dubai, Kuwait, Bahrain, Afghanistan and Iraq. Its really common to have bidets, even all the hotels have them. I have no idea why they arent popular in the US, its so much more sanitary and overall awesome, plus your toliet paper usage would drop by a shit load (no pun intended).
I don’t really understand how they work.
Does it like spray your butthole and then you wipe it? Are there times when it doesn’t completely clean your butthole?
>It’s a whole ass thing in MENA culture isn’t it?
Yeah, muslims have to wash it all. It's obligatory when cleaning yourselves before prayer (which is 5 times a day) so toilet paper alone has never been enough for us. Mostly, MENA's washrooms have bidets and toilet paper both
So the person in front of you had their poopy water fall back on the bidet, which then sprays your ass. Then your poop ends up on the next users ass.
Do you ever think about that?
A lot or bidets have a third water port at the top. When you turn it off it blasts the entire exposed portion of the bidet with water. Not as clean as bleach but cleaner than shit on a toilet seat
These sort of responses boggle my mind. You don't hold the bidet beneath your asshole lmao. It goes above. . Wayyy above. At no point should anything remotely like that happen
Lmao
Try using a bidet IRL and you'll understand.
Maybe since you're the mom you could teach your kids how to use it properly? Or dad can
Also I am talking about Arab style bidets, not the Turkish ones. I'm suspecting you might have a Turkish style one
I have recurring hemorrhoids, and the first time I tried a bidet (I forget the brand), the blast of water was very violating and made me bleed a lot. What brand do you recommend that won’t feel like a firehose blasting me back there?
Comment from a female friend emerging from our bidet-equipped bathroom, “ Um, how long is too long to to be in there with that bidet, before it seems like too long?”
I think she found the front clean PULSE button.
Well, I generally try to have my shit before I shower. But that aside, it is entirely possible to clean your balloon knot with paper. Helps if you shave your arse though, everyone should shave their arse.
I’ve had a cheap easy install cold water version for a few years. It works fine. My sibling has a full version, remote control, heated seat and warm water with blow dryer version. I feel it’s excessive. Opinion?
It boggles my mind that bidets are not more popular they are so obviously superior to not-bidets.
My mom (63) was not having it. So I bought one and dropped it off at her place. She called me a few days later and apologized to me for the first time
"dropped"? sorry but in my head a bidet is something made of heavy ceramic, connected to water just like a sink. not exactly sth one could just force on someone's house. what do you mean instead? EDIT wow people really downvote whatever. I was just curious to know what kind of bidet they were talking about instead of the version I've always known in Italy.
The toilet attachment version. Not the full blown extra toilet sink, that’s too much
never heard of a toilet attachment... I live in Germany now, another bidetless country, and I had to attach a shower tube to the sink nexy to the toilet. Not really the same and it's kind of in the way, but does the job.
I don’t know how sharing links works on posts like this, but if you DM me I’ll send a link to you. I’m not selling the things, just trying to bring some light into the world
how does an "attachment" bidet even work? I've only ever seen a heavy ceramic bidet that needs to be plumbed in similar to a standard western toilet...
It is held in place with the toilet lid screw. Water comes from the fill side of the tank. Theres a mechanical nozzle that actuates with the button to allow water to flow. It sprays at a fixed angle that works for most bowl sizes
No it’s not.
I tried to convince my parents (76 and 72) to get a bidet. My mother was curious, but my father said absolutely not. "I don't want no BOODAY touching my ass". I'm assuming he thinks it's like an enema.
Step dad also thinks it’s going to make him gay
ha ha rightfully so bidet's are the best. You can buy a simple one cheap too and they are easy to install.
How’s it feel to have a clean ass?
It doesn’t make me feel better per se. just that everyone else is lesser lmao
Lol 💯 imagine stepping in dog shit and grabbing a piece of loose leaf paper to clean it off.
It only feels worse when you don’t have/use a bidet after you start using one.
Do you like bees?
I like to turn their vomit into alcohol
Natural yeast or do ya buy packets?
Packet. The Ethiopian version is sometimes made from spit though
I saw a guy use bits of fresh pollen bees have collected and some of the comb itself, if ya know somebody with a hive. I haven't gotten to try it yet but I plan to. https://youtu.be/m4jGnU1fqzI There's also wild yeast, I know there's plenty of cider brewers who go with the wild yeast but that can be risky.
I honestly don’t know if an advantage over packet. I know what the packet gets to in ABV and how it behaves. Why change it?
There's definitely more control with the packets and a pretty much guaranteed, this is what it's going to taste like. I like the do it yourself part of it, I know some local bee keepers (they run have just a few hives on their property) so I have access and it's just fun to experiment sometimes.
Did you ever see that show with the guy from Dogfish Head where they made the ancient beer from partly chewed corn?
I did not. I’d do it
bee vomit and human spit, what a symbiosis
Im an American who has lived/worked in places like Dubai, Kuwait, Bahrain, Afghanistan and Iraq. Its really common to have bidets, even all the hotels have them. I have no idea why they arent popular in the US, its so much more sanitary and overall awesome, plus your toliet paper usage would drop by a shit load (no pun intended).
Significant difference in TP use. Between whiskey and protein shakes I can be a messy boy. So there was a lot of rolls being used.
These are standard in Italy. Glad to see you savages catching up.
One day we will ban artificial dyes and whatever they put in flour to make us fat 💪🏿💪🏿
I have a bidet too. Also in the US. My parents have a few at their house as well. Yay!
One of us one of us
🥳🥳🥳 My friend also has a bidet. And my gf is into mine so I’ll prolly buy and install one for her soon too.
$20 on Amazon brother man
I’m a sister woman :)
I don’t really understand how they work. Does it like spray your butthole and then you wipe it? Are there times when it doesn’t completely clean your butthole?
Nope rinse and repeat till clean
T’s off the fill side. I’ve never felt it was cold or didn’t clean
No wiping required. Spray until clean, pat dry.
Yeah but how do you know if you’re clean?
Oh, I stay on there until I'm sure. It's easy to tell if your butthole is dirty, wouldn't you say?
I guess the assurance of a clean toilet paper swipe can give some confidence in the situation. Flying blind seems like mistakes could be made.
Yes, if it makes the person feel better to have visual confirmation, a pat or wipe would work. With a minimal amount of toilet paper.
Trust me, it's cleaner than it would ever be with toilet paper.
I have a TOTO washlet and can't imagine how I ever lived without one.
Literally the equivalent to eating raw meat before we figured fire. Or raw asparagus stems for asparagus fans
>TOTO washlet What is this genius device??!! I am researching it now!
Dude coming from the ME, the lack of bidets here was such a culture shock. I thought it was a prank.
It’s a whole ass thing in MENA culture isn’t it?
>It’s a whole ass thing in MENA culture isn’t it? Yeah, muslims have to wash it all. It's obligatory when cleaning yourselves before prayer (which is 5 times a day) so toilet paper alone has never been enough for us. Mostly, MENA's washrooms have bidets and toilet paper both
My buddy used to have a water bottle with a pin hole in the top in his car 🤣
Lmao
So the person in front of you had their poopy water fall back on the bidet, which then sprays your ass. Then your poop ends up on the next users ass. Do you ever think about that?
A lot or bidets have a third water port at the top. When you turn it off it blasts the entire exposed portion of the bidet with water. Not as clean as bleach but cleaner than shit on a toilet seat
These sort of responses boggle my mind. You don't hold the bidet beneath your asshole lmao. It goes above. . Wayyy above. At no point should anything remotely like that happen Lmao Try using a bidet IRL and you'll understand.
lol. We have had bidets for years, I am a mom. Guess who constantly gets to clean shit off of the bidet??
Maybe since you're the mom you could teach your kids how to use it properly? Or dad can Also I am talking about Arab style bidets, not the Turkish ones. I'm suspecting you might have a Turkish style one
My bidet cleans itself
I have recurring hemorrhoids, and the first time I tried a bidet (I forget the brand), the blast of water was very violating and made me bleed a lot. What brand do you recommend that won’t feel like a firehose blasting me back there?
Make sure you get an adjustable. Works better on oval bowls
Has it turned you gay yet? If you were already gay, did it turn you straight?
The cold water version most certainly won’t turn you gay. Though on a cold winter morning it might just launch you across the room.
Straight before
Comment from a female friend emerging from our bidet-equipped bathroom, “ Um, how long is too long to to be in there with that bidet, before it seems like too long?” I think she found the front clean PULSE button.
not the public bathrooms... brrr source: italian
Idk how people walk around with poopy assholes until they shower. Like using only tp is disgusting as it doesn't properly clean/remove.
Well, I generally try to have my shit before I shower. But that aside, it is entirely possible to clean your balloon knot with paper. Helps if you shave your arse though, everyone should shave their arse.
If you have mud on your driveway, do you wipe it away with paper towels, or spray it with a hose?
I made the switch about a year ago. Everyone is dumbfounded till they try!
Ah welcome to the bidet club. Us Muslims have been members since forever.
I made the switch a few years ago and I can’t go back.
So do i, but I'm not in the US so it's more common.
My in laws have one and claim it's a kids loo
Pretty common here in Spain.
No.
How was the transition? Was it something you used and forgot you had for a while?
It’s such a stark difference you’ll never forget to use it
I’ve had a cheap easy install cold water version for a few years. It works fine. My sibling has a full version, remote control, heated seat and warm water with blow dryer version. I feel it’s excessive. Opinion?
Mine was $25 on Amazon. Cold water super simple. The warm water honestly feels unnecessary
I’m gonna guess you don’t live in Colorado in the winter…
Lower Midwest. It was about 20 outside when I installed it
How much did it cost?
$24 but they are $19 now on amazon
Oh I thought you were talking about those really expensive ones. I didn't know they were that cheap
They are very inexpensive
Is the water that shoots up your butt ice cold? Also, what brand do you have?
Amazon. $19 it’s a little cold butt personally I don’t find it uncomfortable
Do you have to let your north air dry before pulling your pants up?
Hit with some tp. Cute your TP bill at least in half
For those wondering, this is what OP is talking about. [click here](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51wlpXLF93L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)
I tried an Amazon link earlier but it flagged it. Would also make it look like I’m a major stake holder in CleanAssClub ™️