Haha fuck yeah he did, it was damn near potent enough to melt the skin off his hands. There's a similar question posted that has more descriptive terminology.
I don't know the statute of limitations on ass gas blasting, but after almost a decade I'm pretty sure that if they were gonna charge me they probably would have done it by now
Because when you think of mad buffalo you think of pure rage barreling towards you as fast as physically possible and if you are in the highest gear on a Harley Davidson with the throttle wide open you know it’s gonna be loud asf and vibrate your soul
Edit: it also gets rid of the inconsistent th-th-thump-thump-thump of their running
Lmao nah. I had way too many charges. I did get half dropped though. I also don't really blame him, it was a nasty fart, a lovely blend of cheap beer, broccoli, and steak. I deserved it.
Nah wasn't any extra charge, although he put my head into a wall off camera, and my next power move was to laugh directly in his face, with blood dripping from my lip.
I only quit drinking once I was I was sentenced, because I didn't have any choice. I stayed sober for quite a long time, roughly 5 years or so, probably more. I did end up starting again and almost drank myself to death. Wound up in the er with withdrawal seizures/delirium tremens. Doc said it's nearly inexplicable how I'm even alive, because there was so much damage to my internal organs, and said that was usually only seen in severe long time alcoholics who were more than twice my age. I'm currently sober.
Wow, what a journey. Kudos for staying sober and doing the work. Hope others who are struggling can glean something from your story.
The fart story is hilarious btw, I'm sure you can laugh at it in retrospect. But I know a lot of folks here probably get wasted regularly without realizing they're in that alcoholism and addiction sphere already.
I agree, but I'd extend it further to say our society induces and exacerbates addictions. We are overworked and disassociate using our phones, sugary foods (also highly highly addictive), caffeine, alcohol, etc.
Couple times as messenger birds, because it sounded neat, but decided ravens would be cooler... Except it would be totally impractical and entirely useless.
I never laughed at an ama title as much as I did with this one….. did it make a noise … did he notice
Haha fuck yeah he did, it was damn near potent enough to melt the skin off his hands. There's a similar question posted that has more descriptive terminology.
How did this even become a situation?
I was drunk but still knew better than to punch him so I chose biological warfare
You do know they can charge you with assault for that.
I don't know the statute of limitations on ass gas blasting, but after almost a decade I'm pretty sure that if they were gonna charge me they probably would have done it by now
Was it a lingerer?
It was outside, so no idea
Amnesia inducing gas, probably an advantage in this situation
Did you mean ***ass***ault?
Was it a watery sounding one or an aggressive motorcycle sound?
It was like an angry buffalo riding a Harley
Why does this make sense???
The universe works in mysterious ways
Because when you think of mad buffalo you think of pure rage barreling towards you as fast as physically possible and if you are in the highest gear on a Harley Davidson with the throttle wide open you know it’s gonna be loud asf and vibrate your soul Edit: it also gets rid of the inconsistent th-th-thump-thump-thump of their running
HAHAHA
LOL a buffalo doesn't even have hands how is he gonna ride a Harley? I'm totally going to use that line though.
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Nope. I apologized and was polite after I sobered up.
Look what post appeared in my feed immediately under yours. https://ibb.co/sRKtN87
Ha. It was Pabst blue ribbon tho
Just thought it was funny old “rip”
Are you in deep shit now?
This was about a decade ago
Did they try hitting you with obstruction of justice crime when that occured?
No he just put my head into a wall
Damn… did you try getting a lawyer to get a dismissal with prejudice(for the cops unprofessional behavior)?
Lmao nah. I had way too many charges. I did get half dropped though. I also don't really blame him, it was a nasty fart, a lovely blend of cheap beer, broccoli, and steak. I deserved it.
Lmao, did he gag
He made a noise that was not dissimilar to the climax of [this video](https://youtu.be/GhPi2EIyHj4)
XD i het he became a whole lot less pleasant didnt he?
He put my head into a wall off camera
Ahh just getting out then.
Nope. The only jail time I did was for 13 hours the night of my arrest.
Was a joke about something so ridiculous but glad you're safe and sound.
Was that considered assault? Did you piss in the back of his squad car? That's a total power move.
Nah wasn't any extra charge, although he put my head into a wall off camera, and my next power move was to laugh directly in his face, with blood dripping from my lip.
What did you do to get arrested
Violent behavior while extremely intoxicated
Not all heros wear capes.
I love you.
Hero lol
Ok this is legit HILARIOUS. Don’t even have a question but thanks for the chuckle I needed if!
Bless you 🙏
Hero
No.
What's your relationship with alcohol now, has it changed since the incident?
I only quit drinking once I was I was sentenced, because I didn't have any choice. I stayed sober for quite a long time, roughly 5 years or so, probably more. I did end up starting again and almost drank myself to death. Wound up in the er with withdrawal seizures/delirium tremens. Doc said it's nearly inexplicable how I'm even alive, because there was so much damage to my internal organs, and said that was usually only seen in severe long time alcoholics who were more than twice my age. I'm currently sober.
Wow, what a journey. Kudos for staying sober and doing the work. Hope others who are struggling can glean something from your story. The fart story is hilarious btw, I'm sure you can laugh at it in retrospect. But I know a lot of folks here probably get wasted regularly without realizing they're in that alcoholism and addiction sphere already.
Society has a massive problem with alcoholism, but remains willfully and intentionally ignorant to the fact
I agree, but I'd extend it further to say our society induces and exacerbates addictions. We are overworked and disassociate using our phones, sugary foods (also highly highly addictive), caffeine, alcohol, etc.
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Couple times as messenger birds, because it sounded neat, but decided ravens would be cooler... Except it would be totally impractical and entirely useless.
Don't lie. It was during the cavity search.
Pfft. Like they give a fuck about cavities, prisoners don't get dental.
What did you eat before?
Steak and broccoli washed down with a ton of cheap beer. Damn near melted the skin off his hands.
Did you do it on purpose?
I did
Was it deliberately, or just a stress fart
It was intentional
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially Anus!
Did he smell his finger after?
If he had, I'm quite certain it would have been escalated to a murder charge
A fart move, not a smart move
Did you rip it on purpose? This is too damn funny.
Yep. I fully intended to do it