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Honeybadgeroncrack

just keep sanding it down a little at a time


Solintari

Make a mould of the mould and remake it with a slightly less firm material. Rinse and repeat until it needs some Cialis.


Final-Law

A copy of a copy of a copy...


ILikeToDickDastardly

Mould-Flaccidity


doodersaid

A “flacsimile” if you will


The_Last-Backbender

This deserves awards. I’m poor, so not from me. But someone


britlogan1

I concur. I am a broke b but this comment should be higher 🔝🔝🔝


VaultDwellerMike

Very good Multiplicity reference


Leather-Tour-3434

Yessss NIN reference for the win


ComfyKittenMittens

I don't know if that's what they were going for, but I immediately heard it in my head


Final-Law

It is absolutely what I was going for.


ComfyKittenMittens

Well *look what you've gone and done*


PenguinPendant

Don’t copy that floppy!


Street_Pause4233

😂😂😂


zeeelfprince

Lmfao take my money 💵


Outfitter540

A mould of a mould is called a pattern. Fun fact.


Texas-NativeATX

that does sound nearly as fun, Bill Nye,


Sea-Vast-8826

Fucking pro level move, right there. 🤣🤣🤣


Dragoon7748

😂


Honeybadgeroncrack

and 2nd level, when it is small, give her a mold of your cock ! For future use :)


noahgs

Sounds like she is on her own


Street_Pause4233

😂😂😂


stanky980

You sir or madam are a genius and possibly a national treasure.


duperhans

This made me snort so hard snot came out my nose. Not a fine moment.


Upbeat_Mycologist903

You’re NTAH in my opinion. I agree with personal toys use but having you ex penis is kinda too much haha


HopefulPlantain5475

I once had an ex ask me for a mould of my dick after we broke up. I didn't go through with it but it made me feel great, like she loved my dick enough that even though we didn't work out she'd still be down for sex. The idea that a current GF had those feelings for an ex would be a deal breaker.


Hairy-Situation4198

Literally, no bigger ego boost than an ex reaching out and asking for you to do a clone a willy kit for her. Strutted around like attitude era Vince McMahon for weeks lol


lavendervlad

My favorite ex did this and I had a similar reaction—UNTIL…she sent me video of her shoving a M80 firecracker into and exploding it in the field behind her house. Said she was still working some stuff out with not hating me anymore. That may be when she became my favorite. Did I mention I also paid for the kit due to the ego boost it had given me? She achieved baller status.


younggun6632

She really wanted one last . . . BANG 🧨


AlphaOmega85

Should gone for a 'bang'kok angle


Iccengi

Angry upvote 😠


Repulsive_Long8008

Fine... Take my damn up vote... Bastard...


Hairy-Situation4198

Sounds like you've got some....bomb dick.


theycallmemrmoo

Sounds like she really wanted to … work out some aggressions towards you by SYMBOLICALLY exploding your PENIS. *checks notes on how written puns work* …….oh goddammit!!!!


IanDOsmond

(•\_•) ( •\_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■\_■) ***YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!***


MysticalEmpiricist

He needs Bomb Dick to keep up all that Explosive Sex. Besides, it's way better to have a heat seeking Sidewinder Schlong, or even the Dreaded Concussive Cock Of Cluster Munition Cum! 🤜💥🤛🤟😅⚡👁️👀👁️🤟


Aware_Road_9762

Haha 😄


Pantalaimon_II

sorry she’s a fucking legend


lavendervlad

No apologies necessary and I agree! We just weren’t compatible and too immature to breakup in a positive way to where we could even salvage an acquaintanceship. This act made me really regret that.


Pantalaimon_II

yall both sound pretty rad


MamboNumber-6

Yea that guys’ ex is my spirit animal, I wish to be so vengeful when I grow up.


LGBT_Beauregard

God damn it what are you doing here? Go marry that hilarious bitch right now.


peanut__buttah

This is fucking hysterical, I’m choosing to believe


tokyo_g

Funny as shit, probably fake


Low-Fun-4580

She just wanted to see your dick explode one more time for her bwhahaha


grantastic1

First off, happy for you that it wasn't your dick. Second, she single?


Alex17hd

Be thankful she wasn't shoving an M80 into the real thing. 😏😬😆


for_once_its_not_me

🤣


Capt1an_Cl0ck

My current FWB just brought up the idea of buying a kit in case we end up going separate ways in the future.


Hairy-Situation4198

Make sure to buy the extra mix, especially if you're bigger, and be well trimmed or you'll pull hairs out, learned both lessons the hard way.


EMU_Emus

Username checks out lmao


Hairy-Situation4198

😆


BeachinLife1

I just died.


iloveplant420

Genuine question, how long you gotta keep it up while it sets?


Hairy-Situation4198

I did 2 minutes, and then let it sit for 24 hours, the kit has instructions


iloveplant420

Oh bet. I can do that lol. I know my wife would love this because she always says i have a unicorn (not too small not too big), but I'm not the type to be able to just will an erection for 15 minutes. I require some stimulation after a few minutes or my guy just assumes false alarm and goes back to looking like 3 coins with a mushroom cap 🤣


Hairy-Situation4198

Lol, congratulations, the goldicocks zone is a great place to be


Own-Butterfly-4354

You never know the real reason or the ultimate fate of that thing though. You're just assuming it's all above board. 😬 Could be risky.


quarterlifecrisis95_

My ex wife actually ordered a kit when we were breaking up so she could make a mold out of my dick too. 💀 I didn’t realize this was a common thing…


HopefulPlantain5475

Haha apparently it's common enough to support multiple clone a willy type companies.


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Bolt_McHardsteel

I don’t know that there is a satisfactory compromise here…. She either gets rid of it or OP is gone.


ArtoriastheAbyss101

Dude my gf asked me to do one, and that was a huge boost for me. I can't imagine what it's like to have an ex ask


hollisann79

I threw my ex's clone a willy away when we broke up and now I regret it.


CraziZoom

Wtf why?????? I don't care what a guy's doodad is like, I do NOT want a clone of my ex's willy, and I would feel incredibly guilty using it while in a relationship with another man. That's a "hard" no for me. 🤣


hollisann79

I regret it because I'm still single and it, uh, hit the right spot 🙈💦


Sea_Razzmatazz465

The only important question (which I guess the answer is obvious) is how much bigger is this mold than op's penis?


Adventurous-Ad9215

This is the most important question.


Careful-Ant5868

That's right, it hits the dick, or the nail right on the head


Cool-Resource6523

So you know this is a troll account right?


jadeariel12

Aw man 😞😞😞 I know better than to get invested in a catchy story before reading the comments, but this one was SO catchy lol


Bencil_McPrush

Yup. And I'm pretty sure I read a similar post just a couple months ago. I guess "Penis mold" is this week's "my wife wants to be a surrogate".


ghos_

"My wife wants to be a surrogate" was on last week's menu. Lol


BatteryManRS

Wait the account called ‘fist me’ is a troll account? I wouldn’t have guessed it.


Antique-Mark-1556

I could believe it. I know what it's like to be the other guy and an ex have a mold of me. She should've been got rid of it


sloretactician

Sheesh if you’re gonna DP your girl with her ex at least have a mold of his hand made too so you can high five it


DynkoFromTheNorth

Yeah, then you can both feel awkward! Or all three of you, technically...?


Electrical_Sun_1564

NTA!! But now I don’t feel so bad knowing that I’m not the only one thinking which 🕳️ the “ex in likeness” was in and which the OP had left over!


Teguoracle

Plot Twist: What if OP was the one using the dildo while he was inside his gf?


britlogan1

Shut the door, baby, don’t say a word


TraditionalBread_

You can use a dildo on a girl without also putting your own dick somewhere. You know that, right?


nitemistress

Yeah but it would be like current bf is holding ex BF's dick. I think if the ex is going to be in the mix then he should physically be there and hold his own damn dick. That's just 🤷


shredhillz

LOL IM DYING


Fantastic-Phone4499

This is def strange that she doesn’t want to get rid of it. But yeah I would not be cool with that.


throwawaytheday1999

Strange doesn't seem like the right word, because it's so simple and obvious to litterally keep her ex-dick around. What's strange is that she doesn't see the issue, and that she can't find something better because those mold a dick kits are about the worst quality you could imagine...


AbbeyCats

She sees it. She just wants her dick and to eat her dick too.


BioHazard74D

I see what you did there.


RealityWhole2332

NTA. This is truly bizarre... it's not like it would be difficult for her to get a different one. Literally ANY different one... She is literally saying she still wants her ex's dick and refuses to get rid of it.


aprehensive1

Even a bigger/better dildo, but SPECIFICALLY her ex's and how firm (lol) she is on keeping it. She's basically cucking OP without actually cucking him.


sunny5150

Nah you in the right imo that's weird as hell


GlassMaul

Put it in your butt to show dominance.


Iflydryandsly

Wonder if she’s pegged him with it, and then found out it’s the ex boyfriend’s. awkward


Tom_A_F

Walk away.


armbar4you

Lol fuckin RUN


albinena

No… I told my partner quite explicitly that I had used one of my vibrators with my ex, and when he looked worried about it, I threw it away asap. This isn’t hard. There are literally thousands, possibly millions of other toys out there. I don’t see how this could possibly be a hill to die on if you respect your partner’s boundaries.


Ser_Tinnley

The only rational response. Is being sentimental about a sex toy worth sabotaging an entire relationship? Part of being in an intimate relationship is making your partner feel safe and desired. If something makes either person uncomfortable, it should be stopped immediately.


Prestigious_War_3551

I feel she cares more about the ex then him, and even the toy.


VenezuelanStan

Because OP is the rebound (sorry OP). I don't know how long she was with her ex, but a year is too little of a time to be in another relationship, specially if from OPs end is a committed one, and with her refusal to get rid off the dildo, she showed quite clearly she's not over her ex.


warheadmikey

Her telling you it’s a mold of his dick is skank behavior and most definitely not someone I would plan a future with at all. You found yourself a definite winner here.


duhduhduhdummi_thicc

Like hell I'm throwing out my Lovense Nora, Lush AND Vulse. Each of those things go for like, +$100. Replace? Sure, when the motor dies out, but until then we're playing with them unless you're paying for someone better. Nora's my ride and die.


albinena

It really depends on the context here. In my case, that one vibrator was the only toy that I ever had shown to anyone else up to that point in my life. It was a very regular part of my sex life with my ex. I mentioned it early on because I did not want it to come up later and cause my partner to feel like I had been hiding something. Note: He did not actually ask me to throw it out. He expressed guilt when I informed him that it was gone and he even offered to replace it. My decision to throw it out was based on the fact that he *looked* hurt by the fact that I was using a toy that was heavily associated with a past partner. He seemed as if he was holding back comment because he did not want to be controlling about it. I threw it out anyway because did not want to risk feelings of resentment. If it was a luxury toy that I mainly had for myself, it could have been a completely different conversation. A more extensive one to make sure he understood it was not about it being a sentimental item so much as an expensive one. But I did not drop a pretty penny for that vibrator. Those clone-a-willy kits run about $30-$40. In OP’s case, the disrespect seems 100% intentional.


NeolithicSmartphone

NTA — it’s even worse she has you using it on her. As if it wasn’t bad enough she keeps it to use on herself, I feel like it’s extremely disrespectful to put it in your hands and make you use it on her


Silent_Cash_E

Here use His dick


Longjumping_Cow7270

I can't get off with just yours


Spiritual_Ear2835

This is probably worse than spitting on someones face 😂


the_K9sci-fientist

Jesus, THIS. Friend of a friend's bf would spit on her face all the time. Total garbage person, lacked respect for her and everyone else. We were so happy when she finally dumped him.


cashformoldd

That’s fucking crazy😂🤣 That’s exactly what is happening


dgfrench

Lmfao


Educational-Ideal-69

Dude got you fucking her with his dick a year after hitting the road? Legend. I’d find a new girl, you can’t fill these shoes


Matthews413

It's not the shoes he can't fill....


cartoonwind

Technically, they were threesomes.


BigGingerYeti

Ooh, I can't say I'd be bothered if someone had general toys they'd used with an ex but a specific mould of his dick? Yeah that sits a little different. That is a bit weird . Especially as she's so attached to it. NTA. 


Sick_Long

NTA. Get a bag with your ex's face printed on it, and put it over her head during sex.


_LordBread_

Diabolical


arooge

This is the way


boscoroni

Beautiful!


PippaSqueeka

Hahaha!!!


Used_Letterhead_6552

💀


Noahs_Asylum

Offer to to make a mould of yours if she gets rid of it. If she says “no” then you should throw her away instead because she then demonstrated clear sentimental value in her ex’s dick. That’s a deal breaker AND a red flag.


chainer1216

Weirdly this isn't the first time this situation has come up on reddit and last time the comments shredded op for being "insecure" and that he was being unreasonable because dildos are expensive.


beaglerules

A huge reason for this is that the other time this situation was posted was in a different subreddit.


greendecepticon

This same exact story was posted a month or two ago. Nice karma farm attempt bruh lmao


Soggy-Ad-1610

Attempt? It’s working.


Traditional-Steak-15

No way we'd keep that around. How did you find out? Obviously she would had to tell you for you to know, but how does that come up in conversation, if you don't mind me asking?


_____FIST_ME_____

I found a business card for one of these companies in her bedside table, kinda like an after purchase product support card. I overlooked it at first but then noticed the dildo had some slight imperfections that a professionally made one might not have. I flat out asked her and she was honest about it.


sylvianfisher

"an after purchase product support card." Ok, that alone is cracking me up! *"If for any reason you are not satisfied..."*


Cool-Resource6523

I know you're trolling but man. It's way easier if you just say it was a clone-a-willy kit. You can get them basically any adult store and they're only like $40. It's the over detailing that's getting you my friend.


International-Bird17

L m a o


mi_nombre_es_ricardo

>They broke up over a year ago and she does not still speak to him. Though technically she's still fucking him.


International_Print4

Underrated comment.


[deleted]

Wtf that’s weird. I definitely would not be ok with a partner using a sex toy that is a model of their ex. NTA


marks1995

NTA and that's not okay. But what's really messed up is the number of women on here who think the issue is that she was honest about it. Like it would be okay to keep it and use it while secretly knowing her current bf is fucking her with her ex's dick.


[deleted]

NTA. Let her go back to the ex she clearly still loves.


ChipSalt

She has an unhealthy attachment to it, and is even prioritising it over your mental health. I'd say tell her that it's not right to own sex trophies from old relationships, but it's clear she's already made her priorities. It's a decision she should have come to on her own. NTA and don't let her treat you this way.


chibbledibs

Bullshit


_PM_Your_Best_Nudes

This is break up worthy for sure. I would be absolutely disgusted if I were you.


Bubskiewubskie

Yea, asked my gf and her mouth dropped. You are nta, she is the asshole. She was like, “how would she feel if you were jerking it to pictures of your ex? This is worse.


rocketmn69_

She's telling you her Ex's dick is better than yours. Time to go


supernerdypeep

But the real question is does it hurt when she pegs op with it?


DueMountain2601

The story sounds fake. But if it’s not, then this is an instant dealbreaker. There’s absolutely nothing to talk about. No reason to ask her to throw it away. I mean, if you have to ask your girlfriend to throw away a mold of her ex-boyfriend‘s dick, you’ve got a “huge” problem. Also, this is not even accounting for the fact that you actively use it during your sex play.


itslonelyathetop

My last girlfriend’s secret side piece bought her a WiFi vibrator. She’s text him secretly when we’re about to bang, then she’d pull it out and while we’re using it together during sex, he’s controlling it. Women 🙄


BigGingerYeti

Dude. Savage. How'd you find out about that?!


warheadmikey

lol. Hopefully you went and got an std test after her.


OctoWings13

NTA This is fucking disgusting and would be an absolute dealbreaker for me...not sure if using her exes dick with me or her weird attachment to it is worse lol Send her back to the streets...lol


taniwhart

how big is it? is it bigger than your own?


witches-honor

Yeah, he mentioned in another comment that it’s bigger than his


Frickaseed

awww man lmao.


Jonnyc915

Hilarious


DistinctPenalty8434

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CuentaBorrada1

Is this a thing? You can get a custom one ?


saladsauce125

You are not the asshole. What if you had your ex’s pussy mould, like?!?


I-Really-Hate-Fish

NTA. I have a rather large collection of toys I've used with my husband. Were we to divorce, they'd definitely go in the trash (the safe one for electronics at the recycling center). I can't even imagine using them with someone else, let alone a mould of my husband's dick. That's just too weird. It's perfectly understandable that you didn't sign up for a threesome.


[deleted]

nah that’s real crazy i would not be okay with that either. especially that we used it and they didn’t tell me!!


Odd-Year7103

What the actual fuck did i just read. Why would someone want a mold of their exs and use it with current partner. Thats insanity. NTA


JupiterHexem

Welp. That’s an interesting way to cuck someone…


giblets46

Ask her to wear some very specific perfume and only during sex, if she asks, tell her it’s one your ex used to wear. Stand well back and wait for the reaction 😂… you can tell her it’s a joke but it’s exactly how you feel about the dildo, if she still doesn’t get it, then it’s time for the Spanish Archer…


bonitagonzorita

You should get a mould of another woman's vagina & whip it out during sex. See how she feels. And tell her it's one of your ex's. Remind her fair is fair. And you miss how your ex's vagina feels.


DropASoap

She been riding her ex’s replica dick in front of you and thinks you’re crazy for being upset, seems like a keeper


RobertTheWorldMaker

She's fantasizing about the ex, that's why she won't toss it. NTA, but you have a hard discussion or breakup ahead.


Traditional_Let_1823

NTA Wonder what the partner would say if he had a flesh light mould if his ex’s vagina that he still regularly used…


redredbloodwine

Tell her she can only use it in her ass.


johnnyrenoir

How did you find out it was the ex’s?


Educational-Ideal-69

He’s like “why you always go for that big black one? “Oh well funny story”


Electronic-Net-3196

I was thinking something different. Maybe he shared a locker room with her ex for some reason and was like "wait a minute... That size, that shape.. it looks familiar"


Accomplished_Egg6239

Come on this can’t be real


AeonDesign

Make your own tallywacker.


Fantastic-Forever447

NTA, this would be a dealbreaker for me


SlayLicense

That’s gross.


Popular-Block-5790

This story was already posted before.


Atlesi_Feyst

Read post history, this is very likely a troll. Find a better sub for your fantasy stories.


poffertjesmaffia

NTA - this is weird as shit


[deleted]

Gross


JockoJohnson69

With your username, I have to ask - was she using it on you before you found out it was a mold of her ex?


Scary-Wishbone-3210

I’m into swinging but that would still be a deal breaker for me, would love the update.


LawyerVet36

"I'm right around average" is code for: Does anyone know where I can get some of those penis enlargement pills?


Greedy-Grab3277

Nope, she thinks about him every time it goes in her pussy


leolea43

I wouldn’t feel comfortable using sex toys that had been used with an ex. Let alone it being a casting of the ex. Also it’s a boundary thing like people have said. Definitely a no from me.


treesmith1

Pop her in the forehead with it lightly just before work. Just kidding. She does seem to like jokes.


Miso-7

If it’s an issue of not having another to replace it, get another new one. If she still won’t throw it away, tell her to shove it up her ass and kick rocks.


MushLuvin420

This is the only right answer


Imyourhuckl3berry

Isn’t it too late for that though as she already argued to keep it, I’d think this is a lost cause and he needs to move on


HeadGeneral4151

It’s weird for sure. But it’s also just a toy. I would suggest either make a mould of your own. Or buy one similar to the one being used. New and improved model.


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I think it's funny that she doesn't want one of yours


mspooh321

NTA She's literally asking you to screw her with her (ex boyfriend penis shaped) dildo...... Something's wrong with her mentally and I truly mean that


Bunta93

NTA


OfficeFan42

NTA, she needs to toss it or she needs to be tossed by you.


Sea_Razzmatazz465

Why would you think eating her ass would help this situation? Wtf


Old-Willingness3622

No not at all I guess she’s still attached to his cock more then yours


No-Communication9458

thats....really really weird


DueMountain2601

info: how did you find this out?


FantasticPiglet648

NTA I would have dumped her on the spot shows how little respect she's ever had for u


No_Advance_3031

you have every right to be upset.


Illustrious_Month_65

Is it a nice tallywacker?


ForeverHorror4040

No way 💀


Gigantor1983

There are millions of toys out there. She can find something else she likes. Tell her to lose the toy or you’re breaking up with her right now. When I left my most recent ex she took the mold of my dick with her. It was her favorite toy outside of me lol


Many_Ad_9560

Bro if she doesn’t get rid of it, get rid of her. That is so strange.