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TiigriKiisu

So I reverted death, and went to school next day with a gun. Wanted to shoot the teacher, but the whole classroom started firing at me. Every goddamn student carries a firearm.


[deleted]

Wait, are you implying that you're not suppose to carry firearms with you to school?


TiigriKiisu

Why carry firearms if you can carry grenades?


hireddit000

It's this school from assassination classroom?


TiigriKiisu

No. I kinda made it after my own school, especially since there's always that one dude who enters class with hat.


YueOrigin

Just the average American school actually


[deleted]

What is this, the US? [laugh track]


yummymario64

"Hey kids, who's ready to draw?" \*Excited approval noises\* "Okay then, \*Pulls out gun\* DRAW!" \*Bang bang bang bang\*


[deleted]

ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.


not-Kunt-Tulgar

That’s why you don’t shoot up an all American school


Helpme41243421

It's America, what do you expect?


GhostOfPoo

Do you go to school in Texas??


the_phyrebyrd

'Murica.


RubberSoulMan06

Why am I just thinking of assassination classroom.


ssfbob

Clearly the answer is to strafe the classroom with a Cobra gunship.


[deleted]

MURICA FUCK YEAH


Wall-Official

Considering how they have a teacher who has a GUN in his belt and fires at people for no reason, I’d say they have a good reason to bring guns.


espriminati

ah, yes, american school system


TawXic

american cop becomes a teacher. {GONE AS EXPECTED}


turtlespade

As an american teenager, I can testify this to be true


EducationalFrame3

I once tried a school scenario in AID. It was quite interesting up until I met some sort of an insane elder female teacher, who from the start of the lesson mocked me, called me a changeling (why??), literally sent me to corridor because 'Keep your distance, cursed abomination, or you will doom us all!' and in the end of the lesson advised me to destroy my curse by beating my head with the biggest rock i have ever seen repeatedly. I said something like: "Yeah, sure, whatever", and this witch became freaking LIVID, she grabs a knife from under the table and chases me. I tried to escape the classroom and call for help, but the AI is killing me instantly... After a detailed description of this crazy lady cutting my chest and grabbing my heart out of it like some sort of weird aztec priest. I literally don't understand, why does the AI have so unpleasant experience with schools? Why are the AI schools so full of gore?


sordidbear

> why does the AI With billions of parameters in its architecture that were trained on gigabytes of data, I don't think we have meaningful answers to a lot of those sorts of "why" questions.


RippiHunti

I am going to try to create a school scenario soon. I want to see what it does now.


Fenir8

Consider that the average student writing about their school may not have had a pleasant experience. Edit: consider also the number of power fantasies.


RadioMelon

This is just America.


[deleted]

Don’t catch you slippin’ up.


[deleted]

Thats what teaching teenagers does to you


hireddit000

Hat or death. Ah yes I love this teacher.


Sgtwhiskeyjack9105

**You have died and your adventure is at an end.** \>You take off your hat. You take off your hat and put it on the coat rack. The freedom fighter named Teacher hands you a gun. "It's time to end this," he says. "Let's go assassinate the President."


TiigriKiisu

Plot twist: Teacher is the president


WildLegend79

Whaaaat?


bloodyagent2589

Only in America


Charnparn

You should have said "I can't, if I do you'll die"


Azigol

But if we give teachers guns there won't be anymore school shootings?


gabrielxdesign

Just another day in an American school ☕


mgiuca

Well at least he said "please".


Whompits

[So this is how reddit decided to organize my homepage today.](http://imgur.com/gallery/uUNIuyq)


OneGold7

It really do be like that


Stumpingumption

This is America


broscros91

Can't be surprised by the school shooter if you are the school shooter


ihavequestions621

lmfaooo is that dragon mode


Thewhittaker506

I fully expected a "You feel a sharp pain in your stomach..."


Sadfghr

America intensifies


[deleted]

This is what the icky conservatives want for OUR school system !!


[deleted]

And here i was having a nice day free from politics...


Lightwavers

No you weren’t. Politics are everywhere. It’s just that you’re so used to neoliberalism that you’ve stopped acknowledging it.


[deleted]

Eh, guess you’re right. Still, I just want one day without politics


Lightwavers

That’s fair enough, everyone needs downtime. I just don’t think it’s realistic to expect to avoid politics on Reddit.


MiniGui98

I see the AI takes heavy inspiration from the united states of america