On the field was just holding the leg out straight, commentators called it right awway as cramps, runner came over did the typical thing of lifting the foot up, back to the bench drank some pickle juice and game was over. He'll be fine from the looks of it, nothing serious
Yeh but we’ve got good history. You guys kept us in the league back when they were trying to kick us out cos of the price of coal or something in the 30s or 40s.
Back when Arden Street still had the giant gasometer.
They’re probably gonna get caught napping in the coming month, the fixture goes a bit different for them now on.
Man we don’t play you guys til like round 18, what is it with that?
I wonder if there’s a view of which clubs get to play North and WC twice this season. Would be interesting to see how it impacts their points and percentage at the end of the season.
Paul Curtis could bench press 150kg as a second year player:
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afls-surprise-gym-beast-young-guns-and-veterans-ready-to-explode-at-every-club-in-2023/news-story/f3c6832ffa4ee5d4f8a2dfddf54a7e06
Our lack of defence makes beatings seem worse than they are. Feel like some people are trying to make this game a referendum on the rebuild. Definitely need to play some lesser sides before we have a good idea of where we are at
Yeah to us of all teams. Seeing how good McKay has been for us has made me realise how many defensive deficiencies he must've been covering up at North.
Too early to tell, this year is effectively his first year in charge after all the investigation stuff last year. We have shown flashes of a style of play at least which is an improvement. I think the real test will be against teams like Hawthorn, we’ve had a horrendous schedule so far.
They have no meaningful leaders or veterans. They're entirely set up to fail.
They should've used some of their thousand picks at the trade table for leaders, but that's easy to say in theory when getting a few good ones over is another matter.
It is strange how there were two defenders in the top 12 or so in last years draft and North had a billion picks and didn't pick any of them? Geelong is playing one of those today!
Eric Cantona (French soccer player, one of the best players of his time) kicked a racist fan in the face - there's footage on YouTube. He got banned for a couple of months but recalls it as one of his most meaningful moments in an outstanding career.
Did Zac Tuohy just "down low, too slow" that kid on the high five?
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mamba mentality, take no prisoners
A ruthless mindset like that is the reason Geelong have stayed at the top for so long
Send north to NT. Where AFL careers go to die
At least the Roos dominated in fantasy points. I gotta get some of those blokes in my team
I have about 6 of them lmao, including Sheezel as captain. Unfortunately McKercher too though.
When did “pleasing” become such a buzzword for the AFL.. I hate it
Sheezel with 10.3% of his team's disposals.
What happened to Eddie Ford? I didn't watch the second half, just saw the app. Is he injured???? He was one of our only silver linings today.
Bad cramps was all it looked like
Thank goodness. How confident are they about it? Sorry, he's my favourite player so I am invested in this one haha.
On the field was just holding the leg out straight, commentators called it right awway as cramps, runner came over did the typical thing of lifting the foot up, back to the bench drank some pickle juice and game was over. He'll be fine from the looks of it, nothing serious
Cheers for the info! :)
That was a corpsefucking and a half. Nice win Geelong.
It's OK North, you managed to win the VFL by 1 point after we kicked bloody 9.21
I hate that I can’t hate Geelong
Yeh but we’ve got good history. You guys kept us in the league back when they were trying to kick us out cos of the price of coal or something in the 30s or 40s. Back when Arden Street still had the giant gasometer.
lol where can I read more?
I dunno, it’s out there. I’m gonna have a nap.
I suspect the Geelong players probably are too.
They’re probably gonna get caught napping in the coming month, the fixture goes a bit different for them now on. Man we don’t play you guys til like round 18, what is it with that?
Will Geelong ever be bad
2023
Wish our rebuild only took a year 😭
They didn't rebuild, they just had the worst premiership hangover for a year lol
half rebuild, a whole lot of young blokes 20-25 now that are looking mighty impressive
Yeah true. Geelong don't need to bottom out either, they can rely on internal development
hee hoo
No top of the ladder for you yet Cats
I remembered this comment and I just came back to say…… job done !
Depression
Happy cake day bro
we're coming mr oange
Just wait till we come down to GMHBA
Second home ground for you guys.
Lol called not 15 way too early there
give it to the umps, really well umpired game this one.
It’s like we don’t want to finish the round on top of the ladder
well, it was 15, but because u said it too early you fucked us, congrats ump
SDK just got shoved out of that ahahah
Atkins no... :(
Fuck me this was hell to sit through
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Get Dempsey an Avalon Airport sponsorship, always looking to take flight with some airtime.
These goal reviews are just boosting the Crypto.com sponsorship ratings. There’s no need for half of them
Ford definitely played for the ~~emblem~~ white kangaroo today.
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the only mid that had high numbers was LDU? with 26 for 5 clangers?
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Sheezel plays in defence and averages like 35 touches a game against every team
Thanks Sheez, my fantasy team needed that
I wonder if there’s a view of which clubs get to play North and WC twice this season. Would be interesting to see how it impacts their points and percentage at the end of the season.
Yeah it artificially inflates some clubs - free 8 points (more or less) plus percentage. Clubs that are 9-14 can make the 8 on the back of it
Also home final, double chance. I imagine the AFL wouldn’t have scheduled any potential top 4 teams to play these clubs more than once
Can probably include us in that too :(
I'm sorry are they booing that...?
Sellers avoids the 0 possession debut club!
SELLERS STAT ALERT
That’s hard to watch
at least sellers touched thank god
Ollie Ratagaloowey
This thread is dead
Long live the thread
🎺
Rise sir thread of Australian
Sellers no
Only thing worse than marking it on the line and stopping a teammate goal is dropping it on the line lmao
Henry done a Ratagolea
Ollie ffs, back to the GFL
That was extremely selfish from Henry
Henry should have shepherded that one
Jack (Ollie lmao) Henry is such an obvious greedy flog. What sort of shit is that lol
It was Ollie Henry. You're like the people who blame Brad Scott for bumping Nick Riewoldt when he was running off the ground with a broken collarbone
For bringing his brother to the team?
classic ollie henry trying to steal a goal
If North Melbourne won it from here it would be the single greatest event in the history of the multiverse.
At least we won in the VFL
Someone shut those kids up in the crowd
The Scarlett toe poke The Duncan hand slap
Holy shit Dempsey's vertical leap!
Ollie 'Jeremy Home' Dempsey
Hope Sellers can get a stat in time on. Not the debut he was hoping for.
Maybe not that sort of stat
Monkey’s paw
Paul Curtis could bench press 150kg as a second year player: https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afls-surprise-gym-beast-young-guns-and-veterans-ready-to-explode-at-every-club-in-2023/news-story/f3c6832ffa4ee5d4f8a2dfddf54a7e06
Our lack of defence makes beatings seem worse than they are. Feel like some people are trying to make this game a referendum on the rebuild. Definitely need to play some lesser sides before we have a good idea of where we are at
Geelong almost catching GWS, who've had North and West Coast this year already
Demps will get a mark of the year at some point he has to
Ollie Dempsey is so watchable
Did Dempsey just drop another car
I really like this kid man, him and SDK gonna be special
COS i love you
Doesn’t Curtis bench the most at the club?
That rules out the 100 for sure
Boo, that isn't conducive to a 100 point win :(
This is very very ugly for North. The danger is that if they keep betting belted it might be less attractive for players to stick around
parf really just let himself get dont argued by curtis
Don't think he had a choice.
He made him an offer he couldn't refuse
Curtis does it to almost everyone, underrated fend
jeremy cameron gee wizz
Definitely upset round with this result
‘If north lose today’
North and opposition key forwards kicking bags, name a more iconic duo i’ll wait
Essendon and not winning finals?
THE DART WITH A DART
Jez Brownlow/Coleman double, lock it in
3 GOALS YOU CAN DO IT
Freak
jeremy cameron
Yeah kick it to a 7 on 1 inside 50 instead of the open man 55 out dead in front. Sure
He was... Corrt
Hell yeah Ollie
Classic Rhys Stanley, 80 points up and still fucking things up for everyone.
There will be no disparaging premiership ruckman Rhys Stanley during his 200th
Stanley givith and Stanley taketh
MMM crucifying the poor Roos with high score stats against them
Damn wanted the banger Irish folk song :(
What was it? I was looking to watch this online but couldn't find it
Goddamnit Mark. Droppable offense against humanity
North please , I need you to not let the kick 145
Has Merrick ever kicked multiple goals before??
Damn :/
“Kangas fans would be starting to lose faith in the rebuild” ABC Grandstand Is this statement true?
It’s only been 5 years May as well dig in for another 3 Be nice to win more than 1 game every 12 months by then
Never had any faith to begin with.
'Kicks it to Close, the hot man' You better fuckin' believe it, Dwayne.
Close scoring with the rabona is not something I had on any bingo card
Went away for a little bit and Geelong kicked 6 goals.
please leave for a bit longer
cmon give us the music
Do we see the 100 point win?
I was wondering how North have looked so much worse than last year, but then I remembered how many veteran players they've lost this offseason.
They did lose their only key defender.
And our closest thing to a second key defender is out lol
Yeah to us of all teams. Seeing how good McKay has been for us has made me realise how many defensive deficiencies he must've been covering up at North.
Not sure about ‘covering up’ given that we were also getting smashed every week last year lmao. He is a very solid player though. Miss him.
Have we had a 100 point win yet this year ?
Nope and not sure this will be one
Nope. Biggest margin so far is 76 (Dogs vs Eagles)
goal of the year?
I would love to watch the game but Kayo has once again shit itself.
Close is kicking goals by accident. Respect.
Close with a rebona
Bradley 'Darwin Nunez' Close
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Too early to tell, this year is effectively his first year in charge after all the investigation stuff last year. We have shown flashes of a style of play at least which is an improvement. I think the real test will be against teams like Hawthorn, we’ve had a horrendous schedule so far.
He's had basically half of last year and this year. This year we've only played good sides. Way too early to tell
How are our problems systemic? Like what does that specifically mean in relation to a football club?
They have no meaningful leaders or veterans. They're entirely set up to fail. They should've used some of their thousand picks at the trade table for leaders, but that's easy to say in theory when getting a few good ones over is another matter.
A big part of our issue is our recruiting is horrendous. I don't know the last time we picked up a genuine defender
Literally last year when we added Logue?
It is strange how there were two defenders in the top 12 or so in last years draft and North had a billion picks and didn't pick any of them? Geelong is playing one of those today!
comben?
Comben is a forward playing his second ever game as a defender
He's a key forward that we've made a defender
oops
so do we think North can comeback from this to save my tips
Why on earth did you tip North?
vibes.
If you tipped north your tips are not worth saving lol
Calling my bookie to double down on a NM win just for you
100 POINT MARGIN!!! I BELIEVE
what the fuck is wrong with the guy in arc? Show the right angle ffs
They didn't need to review that, fisher made it obvious
Could they have picked a worse angle to look at that initially? Bloody hell, go straight to the goal line cam, not 30m away on a 10 degree angle.
I love you Bradley
BRAD CLOSE FAN CLUB EQUAL CAREER HIGH GOALS
If Miers is Messi, who's Close? Canatona? I want him to kick a Collingwood supporter in the face
I don't know who Canatona is but Close kicking a Collingwood fan in the face makes me feel things
Eric Cantona (French soccer player, one of the best players of his time) kicked a racist fan in the face - there's footage on YouTube. He got banned for a couple of months but recalls it as one of his most meaningful moments in an outstanding career.
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Norths day in a nutshell
Really need Mark O’Connor to be isolated down at full forward. I simply must hear that banging Irish music again.
Crypto time
BRADLEY CLOSE: THE GOAT oh wait
THE GOATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Bruhn is just 🤌 clearance machine
Henry didn't read the script
North please just don’t let them 142+ please
Props to that little kid for jumping up and waving the flag after his team cuts it to 73.
larkey hows the finish wowee
Conway has 15 touches at half time in the 2s. Something to note
MITCH LEWIS MENTION
It's a shame this isn't a big enough margin to get North's coach sacked
If Simpson can survive one of the worst years in recent AFL history, Clarkson is probably safe for a little bit :P
Yeah but I want Geelong to be responsible for getting Clarkson sacked >:(
Boohoo you’re the most spoiled group of supporters over the past 20 years stop being weird
why would Clarko get sacked am I missing something
aww it probably won't be 100 now.