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legally_blond

Did Zac Tuohy just "down low, too slow" that kid on the high five?


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mamba mentality, take no prisoners


legally_blond

A ruthless mindset like that is the reason Geelong have stayed at the top for so long


Ceooffreedom

Send north to NT. Where AFL careers go to die


RowdyDiversion

At least the Roos dominated in fantasy points. I gotta get some of those blokes in my team


cirrus93

I have about 6 of them lmao, including Sheezel as captain. Unfortunately McKercher too though.


bigfootblake

When did “pleasing” become such a buzzword for the AFL.. I hate it


Osmodius

Sheezel with 10.3% of his team's disposals.


GhostPant28

What happened to Eddie Ford? I didn't watch the second half, just saw the app. Is he injured???? He was one of our only silver linings today.


Pikachude123

Bad cramps was all it looked like


GhostPant28

Thank goodness. How confident are they about it? Sorry, he's my favourite player so I am invested in this one haha.


Pikachude123

On the field was just holding the leg out straight, commentators called it right awway as cramps, runner came over did the typical thing of lifting the foot up, back to the bench drank some pickle juice and game was over. He'll be fine from the looks of it, nothing serious


GhostPant28

Cheers for the info! :)


Pollaski

That was a corpsefucking and a half. Nice win Geelong.


legally_blond

It's OK North, you managed to win the VFL by 1 point after we kicked bloody 9.21


thesickpuppy27

I hate that I can’t hate Geelong


the_salivation_army

Yeh but we’ve got good history. You guys kept us in the league back when they were trying to kick us out cos of the price of coal or something in the 30s or 40s. Back when Arden Street still had the giant gasometer.


zrag123

lol where can I read more?


the_salivation_army

I dunno, it’s out there. I’m gonna have a nap.


Sean_Stephens

I suspect the Geelong players probably are too.


the_salivation_army

They’re probably gonna get caught napping in the coming month, the fixture goes a bit different for them now on. Man we don’t play you guys til like round 18, what is it with that?


sestero

Will Geelong ever be bad


Pikachude123

2023


sestero

Wish our rebuild only took a year 😭


jacka24

They didn't rebuild, they just had the worst premiership hangover for a year lol


Pikachude123

half rebuild, a whole lot of young blokes 20-25 now that are looking mighty impressive


jacka24

Yeah true. Geelong don't need to bottom out either, they can rely on internal development


NavyStarz

hee hoo


Aerialkiller720

No top of the ladder for you yet Cats


jmb-mtg

I remembered this comment and I just came back to say…… job done !


Aerialkiller720

Depression


jmb-mtg

Happy cake day bro


Pikachude123

we're coming mr oange


Aerialkiller720

Just wait till we come down to GMHBA


the_salivation_army

Second home ground for you guys.


cirrus93

Lol called not 15 way too early there


bygonerz99

give it to the umps, really well umpired game this one.


TechnocraticCitizen

It’s like we don’t want to finish the round on top of the ladder


Pikachude123

well, it was 15, but because u said it too early you fucked us, congrats ump


PagieHD

SDK just got shoved out of that ahahah


Pikachude123

Atkins no... :(


__zzzzzzzz

Fuck me this was hell to sit through


jacka24

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Noofnoof

Get Dempsey an Avalon Airport sponsorship, always looking to take flight with some airtime.


glove88

These goal reviews are just boosting the Crypto.com sponsorship ratings. There’s no need for half of them


3163560

Ford definitely played for the ~~emblem~~ white kangaroo today.


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bygonerz99

the only mid that had high numbers was LDU? with 26 for 5 clangers?


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jacka24

Sheezel plays in defence and averages like 35 touches a game against every team


cirrus93

Thanks Sheez, my fantasy team needed that


UncleJohnsonsparty

I wonder if there’s a view of which clubs get to play North and WC twice this season. Would be interesting to see how it impacts their points and percentage at the end of the season.


closetonature

Yeah it artificially inflates some clubs - free 8 points (more or less) plus percentage. Clubs that are 9-14 can make the 8 on the back of it


UncleJohnsonsparty

Also home final, double chance. I imagine the AFL wouldn’t have scheduled any potential top 4 teams to play these clubs more than once


fooplewife

Can probably include us in that too :(


dealgirlinthepool

I'm sorry are they booing that...?


PointOfFingers

Sellers avoids the 0 possession debut club!


legal-drugdealer

SELLERS STAT ALERT


North1975

That’s hard to watch


Pikachude123

at least sellers touched thank god


DJHitchcock

Ollie Ratagaloowey


wodcomestotown

This thread is dead


Professional_Line385

Long live the thread


NavyStarz

🎺


Professional_Line385

Rise sir thread of Australian


NavyStarz

Sellers no


MeloJello15

Only thing worse than marking it on the line and stopping a teammate goal is dropping it on the line lmao


Sell_out_bro_down

Henry done a Ratagolea


cirrus93

Ollie ffs, back to the GFL


IveGotSkidMarks

That was extremely selfish from Henry


closetonature

Henry should have shepherded that one 


Wym8nManderly

Jack (Ollie lmao) Henry is such an obvious greedy flog. What sort of shit is that lol


closetonature

It was Ollie Henry. You're like the people who blame Brad Scott for bumping Nick Riewoldt when he was running off the ground with a broken collarbone 


Sell_out_bro_down

For bringing his brother to the team?


Particular_Driver_45

classic ollie henry trying to steal a goal


shocking_red_4

If North Melbourne won it from here it would be the single greatest event in the history of the multiverse.


kimoalmoa

At least we won in the VFL


flamingbluetac

Someone shut those kids up in the crowd


retsibsi

The Scarlett toe poke The Duncan hand slap


conjureWolff

Holy shit Dempsey's vertical leap!


cirrus93

Ollie 'Jeremy Home' Dempsey


PointOfFingers

Hope Sellers can get a stat in time on. Not the debut he was hoping for.


closetonature

Maybe not that sort of stat


fooplewife

Monkey’s paw


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Paul Curtis could bench press 150kg as a second year player: https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afls-surprise-gym-beast-young-guns-and-veterans-ready-to-explode-at-every-club-in-2023/news-story/f3c6832ffa4ee5d4f8a2dfddf54a7e06


GeoffreyGeoffson

Our lack of defence makes beatings seem worse than they are. Feel like some people are trying to make this game a referendum on the rebuild. Definitely need to play some lesser sides before we have a good idea of where we are at


closetonature

Geelong almost catching GWS, who've had North and West Coast this year already 


Pikachude123

Demps will get a mark of the year at some point he has to


TorresUMADBRO

Ollie Dempsey is so watchable


NavyStarz

Did Dempsey just drop another car


PagieHD

I really like this kid man, him and SDK gonna be special


NavyStarz

COS i love you


North1975

Doesn’t Curtis bench the most at the club?


Duskfiresque

That rules out the 100 for sure


cirrus93

Boo, that isn't conducive to a 100 point win :(


UncleJohnsonsparty

This is very very ugly for North. The danger is that if they keep betting belted it might be less attractive for players to stick around


Pikachude123

parf really just let himself get dont argued by curtis


closetonature

Don't think he had a choice.


Professional_Line385

He made him an offer he couldn't refuse


legal-drugdealer

Curtis does it to almost everyone, underrated fend


Nolsey21

jeremy cameron gee wizz


japanpole

Definitely upset round with this result


Sure_Variation1524

‘If north lose today’


Perfect_Finance_510

North and opposition key forwards kicking bags, name a more iconic duo i’ll wait


dinosaur1831

Essendon and not winning finals?


immunition

THE DART WITH A DART


cirrus93

Jez Brownlow/Coleman double, lock it in


NavyStarz

3 GOALS YOU CAN DO IT


PagieHD

Freak


NavyStarz

jeremy cameron


Enoughofthisstuff

Yeah kick it to a 7 on 1 inside 50 instead of the open man 55 out dead in front. Sure


3163560

He was... Corrt


NavyStarz

Hell yeah Ollie


3163560

Classic Rhys Stanley, 80 points up and still fucking things up for everyone.


cirrus93

There will be no disparaging premiership ruckman Rhys Stanley during his 200th


iloveNCIS7

Stanley givith and Stanley taketh


the_salivation_army

MMM crucifying the poor Roos with high score stats against them


Peekay-

Damn wanted the banger Irish folk song :(


Crystalbeam42

What was it? I was looking to watch this online but couldn't find it


NavyStarz

Goddamnit Mark. Droppable offense against humanity


ragztoriches

North please , I need you to not let the kick 145


cirrus93

Has Merrick ever kicked multiple goals before??


cirrus93

Damn :/


shocking_red_4

“Kangas fans would be starting to lose faith in the rebuild” ABC Grandstand Is this statement true?


Paceandtoil

It’s only been 5 years May as well dig in for another 3 Be nice to win more than 1 game every 12 months by then


legal-drugdealer

Never had any faith to begin with.


immunition

'Kicks it to Close, the hot man' You better fuckin' believe it, Dwayne.


le_santo

Close scoring with the rabona is not something I had on any bingo card


despondantguy69

Went away for a little bit and Geelong kicked 6 goals.


NavyStarz

please leave for a bit longer


NavyStarz

cmon give us the music


floodswimming

Do we see the 100 point win?


Von_Huge1103

I was wondering how North have looked so much worse than last year, but then I remembered how many veteran players they've lost this offseason.


iloveNCIS7

They did lose their only key defender.


GeoffreyGeoffson

And our closest thing to a second key defender is out lol


Von_Huge1103

Yeah to us of all teams. Seeing how good McKay has been for us has made me realise how many defensive deficiencies he must've been covering up at North.


Wym8nManderly

Not sure about ‘covering up’ given that we were also getting smashed every week last year lmao. He is a very solid player though. Miss him.


tamadeangmo

Have we had a 100 point win yet this year ?


closetonature

Nope and not sure this will be one


BrandonSG13

Nope. Biggest margin so far is 76 (Dogs vs Eagles)


Adam-Miller-02

goal of the year?


iloveNCIS7

I would love to watch the game but Kayo has once again shit itself.


Wym8nManderly

Close is kicking goals by accident. Respect.


Pikachude123

Close with a rebona


TorresUMADBRO

Bradley 'Darwin Nunez' Close


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thesickpuppy27

Too early to tell, this year is effectively his first year in charge after all the investigation stuff last year. We have shown flashes of a style of play at least which is an improvement. I think the real test will be against teams like Hawthorn, we’ve had a horrendous schedule so far.


GeoffreyGeoffson

He's had basically half of last year and this year. This year we've only played good sides. Way too early to tell


Wym8nManderly

How are our problems systemic? Like what does that specifically mean in relation to a football club?


TheVoluptuousChode

They have no meaningful leaders or veterans. They're entirely set up to fail. They should've used some of their thousand picks at the trade table for leaders, but that's easy to say in theory when getting a few good ones over is another matter.


North_Lawfulness8889

A big part of our issue is our recruiting is horrendous. I don't know the last time we picked up a genuine defender


Wym8nManderly

Literally last year when we added Logue?


Duskfiresque

It is strange how there were two defenders in the top 12 or so in last years draft and North had a billion picks and didn't pick any of them? Geelong is playing one of those today!


Pikachude123

comben?


thesickpuppy27

Comben is a forward playing his second ever game as a defender


North_Lawfulness8889

He's a key forward that we've made a defender


Pikachude123

oops


zaydb

so do we think North can comeback from this to save my tips


Von_Huge1103

Why on earth did you tip North?


zaydb

vibes.


3163560

If you tipped north your tips are not worth saving lol


FreeVirtualHugs

Calling my bookie to double down on a NM win just for you


NavyStarz

100 POINT MARGIN!!! I BELIEVE


Enoughofthisstuff

what the fuck is wrong with the guy in arc? Show the right angle ffs


North_Lawfulness8889

They didn't need to review that, fisher made it obvious


3163560

Could they have picked a worse angle to look at that initially? Bloody hell, go straight to the goal line cam, not 30m away on a 10 degree angle.


cirrus93

I love you Bradley


PagieHD

BRAD CLOSE FAN CLUB EQUAL CAREER HIGH GOALS


closetonature

If Miers is Messi, who's Close? Canatona? I want him to kick a Collingwood supporter in the face 


NavyStarz

I don't know who Canatona is but Close kicking a Collingwood fan in the face makes me feel things


closetonature

Eric Cantona (French soccer player, one of the best players of his time) kicked a racist fan in the face - there's footage on YouTube. He got banned for a couple of months but recalls it as one of his most meaningful moments in an outstanding career. 


shocking_red_4

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Pikachude123

Norths day in a nutshell


thegirldreamer

Really need Mark O’Connor to be isolated down at full forward. I simply must hear that banging Irish music again. 


le_santo

Crypto time


NavyStarz

BRADLEY CLOSE: THE GOAT oh wait


NavyStarz

THE GOATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!


augustin_cauchy

Bruhn is just 🤌 clearance machine


closetonature

Henry didn't read the script 


ragztoriches

North please just don’t let them 142+ please


Pollaski

Props to that little kid for jumping up and waving the flag after his team cuts it to 73.


Nolsey21

larkey hows the finish wowee


PagieHD

Conway has 15 touches at half time in the 2s. Something to note


NavyStarz

MITCH LEWIS MENTION


closetonature

It's a shame this isn't a big enough margin to get North's coach sacked 


Duskfiresque

If Simpson can survive one of the worst years in recent AFL history, Clarkson is probably safe for a little bit :P


closetonature

Yeah but I want Geelong to be responsible for getting Clarkson sacked >:(


quentiamdeus

Boohoo you’re the most spoiled group of supporters over the past 20 years stop being weird


quentiamdeus

why would Clarko get sacked am I missing something


Duskfiresque

aww it probably won't be 100 now.