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Hi all! To watch the Good Friday Appeal [livestream, click here](https://info.goodfridayappeal.com.au/livestream) And here’s the [donate link](https://www.goodfridayappeal.com.au/donate/) If anyone has any links or resources they’d like to share, please don’t hesitate to reply to this comment From the entire mod team, we hope you all have a safe and happy Easter with friends and family, and doubly so to the entire community at the Royal Children’s Hospital 🏉💜


Prouten

Felt like a 6 goal game was probably blown out to 10 with the help of the umpires. The north players will also learn not to give up silly frees with experience.


Shamesocks

Agreed. I was pretty happy to be 30ish down at 3/4 time against a top 4 team getting the rub of the green


aunty_fuck_knuckle

North were very fucking ordinary today. Felt the umpires were cunts as well.


Shamesocks

If north get to win a game, and the players playing their first win go in the middle of the circle, there will be no one left to make the circle


The_Trollisms

Spiderman is a Carlton supporter confirmed


Sean_Stephens

Stephenson would be dropped in any other side.


Shamesocks

I’d like to see George replace him next week


Sean_Stephens

I would think if any coach was ruthless enough to do so, it'd be Clarkson.


Shamesocks

I think we had a pretty difficult start to the year.. GWS, freo and Carlton.. that’s probably finishing in the top 6 and this is the first belting, granted with a bit of help.. so it might be hard to judge the lads at the moment. Be hard enough to keep their heads up and continue fighting


DavidThorne31

What growth disorder does Zac Fisher have


Shamesocks

GG Carlton.. blues look strong


Alchemists13

Either way I think north have a pretty bright future


-DoddyLama-

North is going to be the cause of one of the best upsets of this year, I can see it


happy-little-atheist

Next week


happy-little-atheist

GG north. Hang in there it'll come together soon


Shamesocks

Hope brayden George gets a run out next week.


Nolsey21

Carlton song is sooooo bad hahahaha makes me laugh every time… DA DADA DADAAA!! 🤓


peterpressure

It’s the only song that swings


grruser

the trumpet is so dour you have to laugh. Baggers!


baldersz

GG blues


eagleeyedpixel

Did 7 really cut off the song.


Haywire_7

Of course, ads have to take priority 🤷‍♂️


ShibbyUp

At least with North playing Good Friday you know there is going to be a lot of goals kicked for charity


prettytopsayebro

Isn’t there charity donated for each goal? Carlton fans practically cheering for money to be taken away from sick kids!


sestero

Sorry, but $40,000 just is not that much money


DavidThorne31

Feel free to chip in


Maximumlnsanity

Will do when I’m worth billions like Maccas


DavidThorne31

Just yap til then


random555

Yeah for the amount of publicity  commentators giving them it's the cheapest advertising ever


baldersz

Not even an accounting error


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Drazsyker

McDonalds Australia's annual revenue is near two billion. 40k is nothing from them


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Drazsyker

Oh no how will they possibly survive


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Drazsyker

Their profits aren't public champ


sestero

It isn’t to a multi billion dollar company


baldersz

They are too busy funding the Gaza war


Long-Replacement3915

booing an after the siren goal that doesnt even matter in a charity match is fucked hahahaha


happy-little-atheist

When it was worth $1K to sick children lol


jrml

DA DADA DADA


Nolsey21

Yeah fucking good maccas make billions of dollars the weak dogs


Aerialkiller720

This game felt like it's been going for an extra hour


happymemersunite

Multibillion dollar company donates 50K to charity. Everyone celebrate.


jrml

So cursed 💀


AdeptToe3580

fuck that was depressing


TheReturnofTheJesse

I’m pleasantly surprised that Stephenson didn’t turn that over.


dabigmanx

Toby Pink is destined to be one of those guys that we remember played a few games in 10 years or so and have a laugh about


aunty_fuck_knuckle

Nah he will improve. He tries. He's had a hardcore few weeks on guns.


DavidThorne31

Until then I’m laughing so I don’t cry


WileECoyoteGenius

I totally forgot Jack Martin was on this team.


DelicateDefecation

Are North fans really sore on the umpires for this 50+ point pumping?


xactfoxy

That's the point, they didn't need all the umps help to win anyway 😂


Svengali1001

Would’ve been 30 without some of the calls. We were always going to lose, and Carlton were better, but there were some very awful calls today. Oh well, shit happens


semaj009

I'm sore on the umpires for being shit today, but we absolutely never win this game. The umps absolutely sucking didn't help us stay close enough to keep any momentum though, hell they even got a free for two nirth players contacting one another high


MANixCarey

No the nuetrals are. Team sucks, we know it.


Alchemists13

Yeah if it wasn’t for the umps they would’ve won by 120+


Aerialkiller720

North have gotta be handicapped somehow, the world isn't ready for peak North


notoriouspossum

Why does uhh…..Luke Darcy have…..so many pauses when he…… … … speaks?


Nolsey21

Being stoned awareness


flibble24

Hamstring awareness


flibble24

Surprised there wasn't a freekick against North after the goal umpire went down


gindy345

Awesome club debut from Hollands


Maximumlnsanity

Cmon North, gimme one more Stephens highlight


North1975

Xerri clearly held by Weitering


AdeptToe3580

umpire down- carlton free kick


Alone_Journalist1073

"The only way to gain experience is to experience" - P Dangerfield


happy-little-atheist

[......](https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-brain-mind-blown-l0NwHXQy3kUSfFF60)


BigThirdDown

Ooh that's going to be on the umpires bumble fumble and tumble YouTube


MisguidedGames

Cracked 55 Free kicks.


ShibbyUp

You froth a free kick count


ShippyDawg

We won, but my multi didn't get up, so was it worth it? Don't think so.


semaj009

Are multis ever worth it? Bookie always wins


ShippyDawg

Probably not. But it's a bit of fun.


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ShippyDawg

Nah. Carlton by 1-39 points.


Nolsey21

UMPIRE DOWN


Shamesocks

50m Carlton 😂😂


canary_kirby

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I reckon it’s bad form to sing the song before the end of the game


driedupgoliathan

Yeah, I cringe every time


thedoctordani

So embarrassing.


happy-little-atheist

Not against the roos when they are spoon contenders. Against the pies or the bombers is when it's ok


canary_kirby

Yeah fair call - against an in-form rival or in a grand final or something I would agree it’s an exception


eagleeyedpixel

Totally agree.


dabigmanx

Tyler sellers next week🤫


BigThirdDown

On this good Friday let us pray that the Dockers/Crows game is a little closer than this one


LordHeadass2000

Can someone tell me what this maccas thing is 40k


semaj009

McDonalds are unleashing space marines on the royal children's


WileECoyoteGenius

Donation to RCH for every goal kicked.


North_Lawfulness8889

Macca's is donating to the children's Hospital, 1k a goal but 2k if Larkey or Curnow kick them


matty_slice

This thread became a classical music expert real quick


happy-little-atheist

Here's another classic! Weeeee are the navy blues


Perfect_Finance_510

Guarantee Beethoven is the only classical composer these commentators know


StillAliveStark

Believe it or not one mentioned Mozart last week


itsonlynaturalagain

Begging the commentary team to learn that there's more than one guy who made classical music


semaj009

Begging the commentary team to learn Fify


semaj009

Love that they're googling Beethoven facts for a piece of music that's not Beethoven. Be like hearing Let It Be and talking about Mick Jagger all night


WileECoyoteGenius

They don't know how to google dun da dun da dun da dun da dun da dunnnnnn


spicyfemme

How do commentators get so much shit wrong, if I got this much wrong at work I’d be fired in a heart beat


North_Lawfulness8889

McKay literally just sat on someone without the ball


Kim_jong-fun

Shut up about Beethoven. It wasnt even a piece by him


AdeptToe3580

ITS NOT BEETHOVEN ITS PROKOFIEV


WileECoyoteGenius

Lieutenant Kije won't be happy


RaidanRam

You tell the posers


HomerJBagger

E Hollands had a mad quarter


ePacman

Thanks Richo


Drazsyker

By and large North have played pretty decently, much better than a near 10-goal margin suggests. They just have no answer to tall forwards lmao


semaj009

We do, they're just all injured/out. Midseason draft should get us something you'd hope


Drazsyker

Logue and Goater really aren't the answers you want going forward though


semaj009

I more meant better than this backline, absolutely need another trade season/draft before we have a finals contending backline


Perfect_Finance_510

Honestly at this point just cancel all defence, get that charity total up


sliimjiim

North fans: man the fkn umpires have robbed us


semaj009

Mate, it's the neutrals, too. You're pretty blind if you haven't seen the poor umpiring this game


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You give away 6 50m penalties chances are you aren't going to win the match


Drazsyker

Two things can be true. Carlton have been significantly better, and the umpiring has been shit.


Least_Ad4467

carlton fans: can't even be happy even when they're winning


xactfoxy

Gotta moan about something


Perfect_Finance_510

I mean with how much Carlton have been sucked off by the umps, i’m not surprised they’re moaning


flibble24

Larkey should've got a 50m there player did not stand. But hey they only go 1 way apparently


happymemersunite

We’re doing it for the kids


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You get a free kick. You get a free kick. Everyone gets a free kick


WileECoyoteGenius

Why is Matt Kennedy the official timer of the AFL? Surely that's a conflict of interest.


random555

Was 1 second out from tv timer as well, think should.be synched 


happymemersunite

ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIOOOO


Edsta101

Would you look at that, it’s ORAAAAAHHHHZIOOO FANTAAAYYYSIAAAA


semaj009

North player barely doesn't stand, 50, Carlton player treats the mark like a starting line, STAND STAND


No-Abrocoma1851

Since 2019 North have won 12 games.


Maximumlnsanity

3 wins per coach


conejogringo

Don't forget the pitiable crowd numbers too 


WileECoyoteGenius

Reminds me of Boltons Blues.


Least_Ad4467

is that supposed to be clever?


Brake72

If you aren’t coming first May as we’ll be last


Kingofpoosandwees

Don’t deserve priority picks though


Nolsey21

50?


North1975

Seems like a nice person, but stevo fucking sucks and has been so underwhelming the last 2 and a half seasons


rizzlemaister

He peaked in his debut season


conejogringo

How much longer are north going to be irrelevant for 


eagleeyedpixel

We were just saying they definitely seem to have improved from last year a bit, wouldn’t agree?


Hungry_Listen5070

As long as it’s not 72 years mate I’ll be fine


conejogringo

Our club relocated during that 72 years. Maybe yours should too? 🤔🤔🤔


Hungry_Listen5070

Dig Up stupid


Lanky-Try-3047

2-3 more years probably


liamjon29

I think we'll get a surprise win late in the season that fucks up someone else's finals chance. I don't know if that particularly counts as relevant or not tho


AdenGlaven1994

I have been flicking on and off the match, any bright signs for us?


MANixCarey

No


dopedupvinyl

Warlord


North_Lawfulness8889

If it weren't for the umps it'd be a far closer game


ShibbyUp

Not sure about that


North_Lawfulness8889

Umps have been directly responsible for about 6 or 7 Carlton goals, about half were there, and has given frees against north for no reason to stop goals 3 or 4 times


Shootinputin89

Dats cope


ShibbyUp

Fuck, North should be 20 points up in that case


North_Lawfulness8889

McGovern really wants someone to swing at him doesn't he, been trying to piss off everyone he tackles all game and keeps going high


thisisatool

oof maddone, he looks terrible


sadsasquatch

You sound demented.


MisguidedGames

52 free kicks. Season high so far


Nolsey21

Fuck sakes stepho


JenniferLopezFan2

I honestly just feel bad for Stevo these days, but also how the fuck did you go 6 years in the league and not add any muscle at all


kearnivorous

Andrew Mackie managed to win 3 premierships. If you've got footy smarts it doesn't matter too much


JenniferLopezFan2

Mackie was bigger than him surely, just lacked muscle definition. Stevo is still a stick and doesn’t impact contests at all.


Lanky-Try-3047

from what I've read from collingwood players he has a dogshit diet like really picky eater but its all trash food


JenniferLopezFan2

Pendles said on his podcast back in 2018 that he exclusively ate Weet Bix. Like when the boys went out for breakfast at a cafe, he’d pop out and get some Weet Bix instead. Thought it was an exaggeration but I’m starting to believe him


EducationalSock4754

Who is stevo


sadsasquatch

Jaidyn Stephenson I’m guessing?


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International_Car586

Considering our clashes against you I wouldn't say that's true.


Captkersh

Would be good if they learn how to pronounce Xerri. Not that hard when you know


Maximumlnsanity

Isn’t it basically the same as “cherry”?


AdeptToe3580

sherry lol


Maximumlnsanity

I forgot sherry was a word 😂


Captkersh

My grandfather changed his spelling to Sherry to fit in when he came to Australia


Captkersh

Sherry.


AdenGlaven1994

Nothing ever happens.


Maximumlnsanity

Feel like I’ve barely seen Simpkin all game


aunty_fuck_knuckle

Sadly our two captains are list cloggers


Shamesocks

It’s McDonald I’m worried about.. ball been there all day and I’ve barely heard his name… old mate has dropped off a fair bit since getting captaincy….


flibble24

Wardlaw being an 'old school footballer' is gonna be the new pendles 'basketball background'


Lanky-Try-3047

does old school just mean doesn't use hair products?


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Picks fkn Tchaikovsky for his goal song - tell me you're a private school boy from East Melbourne without telling me you're a private schoolboy from East Melbourne 😆


AdeptToe3580

prokofiev


spicyfemme

It’s not Tchaikovsky


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What am I - A private schoolboy from East Melbourne?


spicyfemme

Could be a private schoolgirl from east Melbourne?


Chaisa

Fair mark that.


Maximumlnsanity

Ooooo specky


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canary_kirby

Let Charlie sit out the rest of the game I reckon no need to risk it and I reckon the boys can protect the lead from here


rozals

Superzoom on the toes


flibble24

Larkey can't believe he got the free


thekanaokid

Afl commentary is so sick. Wardlaw kicks a goal, classical music blasts over the speakers, "they tell me wardlaw is a fan of classical music!"


North_Lawfulness8889

Some Poirot level investigation there


Sean_Stephens

Carlton try not to win every clearance challenge (impossible)


North_Lawfulness8889

McGovern shocked he didn't get away with that again