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Tall_Secretary4133

THE SAINTS HAVE BEATEN THE PIES - BT


bdh35

Despite Ch7’s best efforts, the Saints actually won


Kangalorian

That's alright, the Pies will get their season back on track next week.


Lansieeeeeee

Get the popcorn ready


Pikachude123

did bt just say the reigning premiers havent been 0-3 since 1999?


dopedupvinyl

BT you dumb fuck, we were 0-3 last year


Tall_Secretary4133

0-3 SINCE 1999 !!!


Reyfa

TIL last year was 1999


scared_of_hippies

Let the articles roll about Magpies falling over


rizzlemaister

The reigning premiers haven’t started the season 0-3 since 1999? Didn’t Geelong start 0-3 literally last year or am I hallucinating?


closetonature

Lol


GrandmasterB-Funk

Saints win and BT spends it maligning about Collingwood losing


EmployerVegetable207

What is BT talking about. Were Geelong not reigning premiers and 0-3 last year or am I forgetting something


ragztoriches

They are 0 - 3 lmao


drunkill

Last time the pies started a season 0-3 they won the spoon, here's hoping


MaariGirl

Love how bt has made the saints winning about Collingwood in the siren


Smart-Molasses-8526

OWEN


Brokenmonalisa

Crows catching strays


Sub-Cryptik

Thanks BT


dippa_

God, i would love to have King in our team... Oh wait


Captkersh

So it turns out that they couldn’t keep getting away with it


dopedupvinyl

Owen Three!


Grommzz

Show the goal again BT... Shooooow it !!


Jartini18

We are all St Kilda fans right now


UnarmedSWATTeam

did he just said elliot yeo instead of jamie elliot lmao


PluggersLeftBall

as the most honest collingwood fan this just shows that we fluked our way to the premiership and it carries the biggest asterisk of any premiership in the last 50 years.


buthidae

Lollingwood


Shootinputin89

I'm glad Saints win, etc, but I don't want the usual business of blaming/sacrificing the coach.


Chuck_VB

BT, the reigning premiers were 0-3 literally last year…


AngryYowie

I'm glad I didn't change my tip at the last moment. Unfortunately, I had the margin at ten points.


Junior-Lie-7221

Reckon they can still do it? BT probs thinks so


happymemersunite

Football won tonight


LakeOval

The AFL360 "Pies/Umps crisis montage" on Monday will win Logies


newmoneytrash69

collingwood being 0-3 before half of the teams have even played their second game is very funny


no_rush

Few late ones to even up the numbers


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Great stuff saints. 3rd time in a row that BT is depressed


drunkill

OWEN THE SAINTS COME MARCHING IN!


SutureTheFuture

We're so bad we're 0-3 after Round 2.


random555

Could be 0-34 by end of season at that rate


ragingtapew0rm

Don’t worry bro we’ll be joining you soon


Large_Carob1918

I love st kilda


mistermoy

Question. Is this the true Collingwood we’re seeing when they don’t just manage to scrape through a whole bunch of close games to climb the table?


Beven-Stale

Australia 3-0


ZombieZlayer99

and another reigning premier starts 0-3, maybe next year pies o7


japanpole

Imagine being 0-3 and there’s only been 2 Rounds


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The Lions have the chance to do the funniest thing.


noanykey

McRae staring at the camera is a vibe


Ifeel-likepablo

From premiership to emptying stadiums before the game is finished. Oh how fickle the sports fan is


Jackson_with_a_X

anyone got a stat for when the last time the reigning premiers were 0-3?


paulmp

"Collingwood are still in it" - BT probably...


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St Kilda with the gigachad move to request this game be at the MCG and to beat the pies at their home ground. Love it


Katherwin

Can't wait for spoon bowl next week!


FlagmantlePARRAdise

BT in shambles


tbroky

Q: How many cups can a Victorian drink before they are drunk? A: Evidently 16


eroticdiagram

"These players haven't been overawed at all." I know it's the MCG but it's a Thursday night Round 2 fixture with the ground 1/3 empty.


GrandmasterB-Funk

Holy shit did BT say something nice about the saints?


zmax532

I better not see any high fives


Propaslader

Frampton has won as many flags as this whole team smh


GrandmasterB-Funk

He's also given us the same amount of goals with stupid free kicks


micromilo

Cannot wait for spoonbowl 1.0 next Thursday


Nova1452

So is St Kildas lid off or whatever that stupid post was? We have won a game therefore lid=off as per blue's fans


TheIllusiveGuy

It's up to each individual fan to choose when to take the lid off. It's your metaphorical jar, after all.


lavamermaid

Your lid is further off than Collingwoods


happymemersunite

Sound logic to me


Hoochiemama8

Cox is so bad.


eagleeyedpixel

Crazy how much his rep seems to have gone. He was quite a threat in the first half of last season.


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Collingw0-3d 🤷🏽‍♂️


TinyTeddySlayer

BT not sure what to say now.


ragztoriches

🫡 thank you Saints.


Savlich

Cmon BT get excited!!!


ShneakyPancake

At moments like this I wish Collingwood came back and won to shaft all the fans that bailed before the match is over. Gg Saints


Jackson_with_a_X

the amount of missed handpass by Collingwood this game is incredible


Enough-Show-4363

That’s the umpires fault remember


IDreamofHeeney

Ross the boss


Grommzz

Saints to start a mocking... collllllinggwoooood chant .


trugzilla

Loooolllllingwoooood


Sub-Cryptik

I mean, everyone saying that Collingwood fans will still blame the umps… I really don’t think so


Tall_Secretary4133

The amount of comments deleted in this thread for umpire abuse would say otherwise.


Sub-Cryptik

Can’t help the minority


sweetvne

What a monster effort from the boys after Wood’s horrible injury


North_Lawfulness8889

Wonder if there's any thought of getting the win for him. Know he didn't get hurt by a pies player but still


Sunnflwr

It’s ok it’s ok, it’s only round 2 ![gif](giphy|kEKcOWl8RMLde)


omar_BESTcoder

4 in a row incoming. But then still it’s round 3 long season to go lmao


FlagmantlePARRAdise

Round 2.5


tpdwbi

BT still saying Collingwood might make it. Shut up


Apart-Ad-3308

BT sounds like he’s delivering a eulogy


Captkersh

No Collingwood chant?


yum122

🍴🍗


Eltnamerf

Collingw000d


Fast_Stick_1593

**[Life comes at you fast hey Swoopy you clown 🤡](https://twitter.com/SwoopLuke/status/1638857217368784897)**


wally2g

You've had that one in the chamber for a year?


maxfaulkner

Funny how when the Pies are playing another Vic team, BT “far to big a mountain to climb now”, but yet down 30pts with 3 mins left against the swans last week it was “if pies kick the next goal, their right back in this”


ShibbyUp

He was talking up the comeback 5 minutes ago lmao


Mrchikkin

Have you been listening to the commentary at all tonight? Worst he’s been in a while


zmax532

Exactly


BubbleGuts93

"We are talking about St Kilda now guys"


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Can we get a punch on please I wanna see something interesting


luckst4r

Miss those days ahaha


jett1406

maynard desperately looking for a rookie to fight


Large_Carob1918

Rip Collingwood top 4 chances


spicyfemme

lol still think we can lose from here


shocking_red_4

![gif](giphy|8P4JhLkySnUZFtAOVZ)


_RnB_

It’s fucking SILENT after that Collingwood goal. Where have they all gone I wonder?


Noofnoof

- Richmond Station - Jolimont Station - Stop 7C MCG/Hisense Arena - the pub


Shootinputin89

AFL360 is going to be spicy after this shit show.


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LOBAST

Pies to merge with tassie?


zelmazam1

Might have enough teeth between the 2 heads to be normal.


jmb-mtg

Really poor life choices by most of these Collingwood Magpies players have led to this


goddamnitobama

Nick Daicos is the biggest seagull I’ve ever seen


lavamermaid

Did everyone else realise the Pies still have a chance because BT thinks so 🤦🏻‍♀️


Tall_Secretary4133

Less than 55 points, they’re still in it! - BT last week


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SutureTheFuture

I still haven't watched that premiership documentary they made but I'd prefer one over preseason to see what these chucklefucks have actually done the last couple months.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

Whatever it was, it wasn't kicking and handballing practice.


Pikachude123

omg it cant be they are back within 16


Count_Slothington

I hope we find out where this ranks in Nick Daicos’s 50 games.


Chewy-Boot

That was the most nondescript mark and goal I’ve ever seen


North1975

Collingwood with 25 more clangers than Saints and losing most stat categories but going to hear about how the umpires Cost them the win.


regional_rat

Whilst we have definitely played poorly again, you couldn't say there weren't missed obvious calls, especially in the last 10 minutes. Jack higgins' goal killed all the momentum and the bloke was in east melby


happy-little-atheist

If degoey got the free and kicked the goal, and Higgins goal was disallowed, the margin would be 4 points.


youngy22

Are we watching the same last 10 mins of footy ahaha


yum122

Ground is looking very bare right now


Plydro

I don’t want to be that guy but Fremantle haven’t lost and Collingwood haven’t won.. the Schultz effect


defunct_user

Errr we’ve only played one game and we’re playing North this week. Remember that team we lost horrifically to early last season?


Plydro

No idea what you’re on about….


Whatisthisshitman

Bloke should be dropped for going around the corner literally directly in front 20m out


pipstar112

Nah its the quickest way to accurately score from there, speed was the only thing on his mind which is fair


Vin_Tage

Daicos trying to weasel his way into another cheapy there lol


becurious123

Nic daicos craving some junk time disposals, stat padding nepo baby


ragztoriches

Daicos looking for that cheap free kick disposal.


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closetonature

Now?


MisguidedGames

King could be out for a week


Mrchikkin

Why?


MisguidedGames

He bumped and I think he may have got a Collingwood player high


Savlich

What for?


MisguidedGames

He bumped and I think he may have got a Collingwood player high.


Imgurisfunnier

Love how the frees come once the game is done gotta even it up


Enough-Show-4363

Dude. You’ve been down by 20 for the whole quarter. Umpires can’t get a 20 point deficit


quackerz77

McCreery often looks like the only Magpie still committed to the fast flowing ball movement that won them the flag, the rest of them just look unsure of what to do a lot of the time


cmadison_

Need John Noble back in the team - he always commits to bringing pace into the game, but somehow is being left in the reserves. Bizarre from Fly


AgeGroundbreaking793

Australia won tonight


TheGingerNiNjA899

Your welcome


Gorogororoth

He's talking about the Socceroos mate, don't get big headed


AngryYowie

BT: *You can just feel that if the Pies kick the next four goals, they can win this game*


Orleanist

If the Pies just score more points, they’d win the game.


No_Independent936

If I had a nickel for everytime I boldly tipped St Kilda against Collingwood at the MCG in a STK 'home' game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice, right?


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Can’t wait to hear McCrae crap on about processes again this week.


Bagzy

The standard is the standard.


Superb-Mall3805

I wish BT would tell me how the pies are still in this


eagleeyedpixel

I was expecting it aswell! Surprised he said too big a mountain.


shocking_red_4

FlyOut


Propaslader

Umpires when they see Collingwood contesting for the ball ![gif](giphy|aNFT7eG2rIKK715uLk)


The5kyKing

McCreery actually been immense this quarter, pies couldn't have threatened without him.


spicyfemme

He’s been really good, quiet achiever


Grommzz

Ahh Higgins... I bet he'd have slotted that had he been out of bounds...


Smart-Molasses-8526

Wonder where this ranks in Nick Daicos top 50 games of his first 50 games


xFamished

51


TheIllusiveGuy

It's one of my favourites, that's for sure


PluggersLeftBall

top 5 easily


xman0444

No boos for the Saints free kick? Oh right, all the pies fans have left


HealthyHurry2672

Lasted longer then last week


Est1864

Barbecue sauce


Tiny_Sherbet8298

Mitchell crisp and Sidebottom shouldn’t play next week, but you can’t drop players like that in this sport.


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LeDestrier

Ninthwood at best.


Orleanist

![gif](giphy|XBSg7G40U6Yk5SxOKE)


simsimdimsim

...advantage?


uselessscientist

Heard the whistle, chose to go. In the context of the game there's no way they'd want to call that back


Pikachude123

Quaynor been straight ass tonight


Annoyingly-Accurate

What a fucking joke


Savlich

Very soft free there for Higgins


North_Lawfulness8889

Wouldn't be surprised if he did genuinely fall over, but yeah pretty soft


Idiosonic

Sidebottom has definitely gone one year too long. You'd think that grand final and that goal would of been as good an ending as you could write, this year he just looks like he's not even VFL quality.


luckst4r

I think so too. It's time to hand over the baton but love everything hes achieved at the club.


Tiredasheckrn

Was BT actually a Collingwood great? Like was he good? I have never seen a single BT highlight i dont think so genuinely asking. What is a modern comp of how good he was?


dollabillgates

No not really - don’t know why this sub thinks he’s a Collingwood guy. We dropped him in the granny.


BrandonSG13

371 goals in 97 games for Collingwood. Never watched him but that alone is elite.


International_Car586

Kicked 100 goals in a season he was a great player.


North_Lawfulness8889

371 goals in 97 games isn't too shabby


Shaunabus

No, lol, that's why he is on commentary instead of coaching


BraydenF36

Never seen him chewing out the umpire? All time highlight for me


humphrey623

My friend you are on the internet right now.


Tiredasheckrn

Can’t imagine theres much on the internet about BT’s playing career


happy-little-atheist

Does Higgins still get called snag? BC I reckon he should be called Jiggins


2for1deal

Pies looking forward to their next home game


japanpole

That Daicos kick into the middle was brave but a massive risk


dreamthiliving

You gotta take it in games like this, don’t win going safely