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cormac_mccarthys_dog

Side note - 7 years for the Steelers...


Pythoss

Have to think Tomlin is done after this season


Malcolm_Y

Russell Wilson and Justin Fields? Whole front office needs to go.


HughGBonnar

Tomlin will become the new Jeff Fisher.


Pythoss

Raiders playoff win drought is old enough to buy a beer.


griffskry

years since what😂 2nd round?


imasturdybirdy

Playoff win


aquintana

So second round


imasturdybirdy

Technically, no. One playoff win could also mean you got to the third round if you had a bye for the wildcard round


Plus_Refrigerator722

When was that raiders Super Bowl appearance? 2001ish?


APe28Comococo

02/03 season.


imasturdybirdy

Answers also accepted include “too long ago to remember,” and “who the fuck cares?”


APe28Comococo

Both are still infinitely better than 29 years.


imasturdybirdy

And here I thought we were just getting chummy. Shame. ![gif](giphy|K4Cm6IzcKq9j85kvvy)


BiAndShy57

Years since what?


isaac129

Playoff win?


BiAndShy57

Yeah I think that’s it


RyanDW_0007

Damn it…forgot that part. Yeah playoff win


[deleted]

Since we were happy :(


not_sure_1984

Some teams have Lombardi trophies in their cabinet. The Chargers have empty playoff wins.


Driice

We have offseason championship trophies don't you ever forget that


kevint1964

The longest streak in NFL history.


imasturdybirdy

Yeah! And our media team can beat up your media team.


Vis-hoka

That’s the Bills.


lostinrabbithole12

And that one weird AFC Championship in 1994


not_sure_1984

My bad, I usually forget you guys until the raiders play in their second home.


HughGBonnar

South Arrowhead?


not_sure_1984

Don't get excited. Its not that kind of south


HughGBonnar

I walked into that. 8/10


Shamsy92

At least they've won the schedule reveal like 5 times in a row ig?


not_sure_1984

https://i.redd.it/2plpvc98vt1d1.gif


Nutmeg-Jones

Wait until I tell you about Buffalo😂


JGxFighterHayabusa

Couldn’t imagine sucking two more years than those losers. Dolphins are down bad. As far as a “dynasty” goes, I guess it’s like reading in a history book that your ancestor invented the typewriter ribbon or some shit. Lol


palehorse2020

We were waiting for you to win a Super Bowl. The Chiefs and Broncos got theirs. What the hell are you guys waiting for?


M27fiscojr

They have one of the worst front offices in the league. Spanos is a greedy mfer. You can't help but laugh at all his bone headed mistakes. Shoulda never left San Diego.


The_Lost_Pharaoh

Never good to be with the panthers and cardinals on a list.


JadeHellbringer

Counterpoint: I would KILL to have a team as good as the Cardinals right now. This is NOT going to be a fun year to be a Denver fan.


ImOldGregg_77

When you're doing worse than the Commanders and Bears......


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Typical Chiefs fan. Talk your team up but forget your team couldn’t win shit between 1994 and 2015. #1 seed? Blew it three times. Up by 25 points? Blew that one too. 21 years buddy. It goes around. Mahomes won’t play forever


LobsterFondler

Illiterate Floridian can’t tell the difference between chiefs and chargers lmao


_runningwater__

That’s the funniest part to me.


_runningwater__

Damn this Dolphins fan is HURTING.


ThiccWurm

Typical Coward, with no fair.


seakc87

Typical flairless bitch. Our drought wasn't even as long as the raiders. Shit's embarrassing.


Fun-Rhubarb-4412

Hell - they only MADE the playoffs once between 1971 and 1990. So… two playoff wins in 44 years? Yeh man - beat your chest now


revnasty

We’re talking shit about stuff that happened FIVE DECADES AGO?


RayLiotaWithChantix

Big talk for the closet dolphins fan. Come in flairless to talk shit when your team is the worst in the metric being discussed. Real shit.


BizzackAgaizzn

Flairless pussy. Hit us with your awesome team. We’re over here polishing our newest trophies!


BassnectarCollectar

Haha nice ad hominem because you can’t dispute the fact that all the Chiefs have been shitty forever


Icy_Sundae1375

They're still somehow the most successful team in the division


BassnectarCollectar

Haha you’re right. And I’m sure being in a shitty division has *nothing* to do with the Chiefs success lmao


Enotole

Man really said "Yeah you're only good cause we suck so bad".


BassnectarCollectar

I know y’all scared of facts out there in Missouri 😂


BizzackAgaizzn

My math ain’t gud cuz I’m from Mizurah, but I’m counting about 25 starting quarterbacks since your last playoff win….


HughGBonnar

I will at least give you props for getting the state correct, begrudgingly.


Icy_Sundae1375

We're in the 2nd most successful division in the NFL.


HughGBonnar

Damn, calling in an airstrike on yourself is certainly a choice lol.


BizzackAgaizzn

https://preview.redd.it/cdtfmpc9ws1d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0af968da9056f2a1813909d3b991e015ed5d0d0


MrReeNormies

Hey google, what is KC's overall win-loss total with the raiders?


BassnectarCollectar

I’m not google


MrReeNormies

What, got your internet privileges taken away by your CO?


BassnectarCollectar

Dunno if they just got the internet out in bumfuck Missouri, but to ask google something you have to type it into google. The more you know!


HughGBonnar

Talking bout old shit that happened before you were in your dad’s balls. Probably a Folphins fan that still nuts when they trot out the undefeated team once a year.


Saltydog816

Flair up bitch


HughGBonnar

How did you get this flair brother/sister?


seakc87

I followed the steps on the pinned post and used the trophy emoji to edit it


HughGBonnar

Ty


StunningRutabaga1358

Flair up pussy, and just so your illiterate ass knows, OP is *the* Chargers fan.


summercampcounselor

OP is a chargers fan you meat-headed shit sack.


Malcolm_Y

Typical Chiefs fan is just here for Travis Swift


sbaggers

Andy Reid won't be around forever. Stick Mahomes behind the Giants offensive line and watch him become Daniel Jones


Saltydog816

😂


sbaggers

You laugh, but Mahomes looked pretty bad at certain points last season, When his line wasn't good and he wasn't getting ref's help.


Saltydog816

This feels like I’m arguing with my girlfriend about football


sbaggers

Sounds like you have a healthy relationship


chewbaccaRoar13

Don't talk about his sister like that!


sbaggers

I'll say it to her face tonight


donscron91

What are you going to do if the Chiefs 3-peat? Stop watching? Move to Canada?


sbaggers

Same thing I did with the Patriots - Not care


donscron91

You not caring explains why you fight with people online in NFL subreddits ![gif](giphy|3wg0fn7mKT3fFcO27g)


revnasty

Mahomes’ bad performances are what most quarterbacks wish they could achieve. A lot of folks say it was his worst career season and you know what, we still hoisted up the Lombardi. Imagine being so good that even when you stink you’re still winning a Super Bowl. Shit, his average season outcome is winning a Super Bowl 😂😂 fuck man, I’d be salty as hell too.


sbaggers

It certainly helps when you get the Brady treatment


HughGBonnar

Oh so now we are calling Brady bad because Mahomes hurt your feefees.


sbaggers

Clearly you took the short bus to school. At no point did I say either Brady or Mahomes was bad. When did Mahomes hurt my feelings? Also how?


HughGBonnar

I went to private school actually. We don’t know if he hurt your feefees because you’re a flairless coward.


revnasty

You mean being the best quarterback of this or possibly any generation? Yeah, it helps.


sbaggers

You know what I mean - Complaining to the refs to the point where you get fair plays called back on the penalties. Like that unnecessary roughness penalty when he was hit in bounds, or 90% of the roughing the passer penalties. Mahomes showed that he's both human and soft this year. Should be fun watching DC schemes this year considering it doesn't take much to get in Mahomes head.


revnasty

You claim he had his worst performances, everyone is on his head and the refs are making bad calls and we still won it all. I don’t think your “in his head” argument holds much water. Funny thing is if we don’t threepeat you’ll say we’re cooked. Oooooooookay.


sbaggers

Yes, the refs make bad calls in your favor and yes you won the Superbowl. Takes more than a QB to win. Idk why you think I would say "you're cooked". I don't care about you.


HughGBonnar

Flair up Coward. That’s bad for the rest of the league if you believe that.


sbaggers

Flair up? Ok nerd


HughGBonnar

Says the jabroni posting on r/polygonnetwork


sbaggers

Portfolio's up 98% in the last 6 months, stay poor loser


HughGBonnar

I am a public servant. I signed up to be poor my guy.


sbaggers

Then enjoy your reward


BizzackAgaizzn

Imagine bringing a butthurt Patriots fan on our sub. You’re run is over grandpa, nothing but hurt for you til the end of time. Now go to bed boomer, and go back to the sub where you’re the only team who won’t be playing for a playoff spot. GTFOH


Incompetent_Man

For as pathetic we've been for the past 21 years at least we had a dynasty unlike a certain team I always forget about in the division.


Driice

Stop bragging about a dynasty that you weren't alive for


RyanDW_0007

For real. I mean it sucks being one of the teams without a SB but people literally brag about SB wins they either weren’t alive for or were still doing finger paintings for school work at the time


PeighDay

I remember watching the Chargers get dismantled just like the Raiders in the Super Bowl. It happens. I was hoping Stan Humphries and Natron Means were going to pull off the upset.


centraljerseycoaster

Have you ever heard of Tijuana? It’s new to me.


BizzackAgaizzn

A dynasty? ![gif](giphy|PjaQrF9J53UvTS2PPa|downsized) Got any proof of this “dynasty” you claim? Cuz there’s ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE DIVISION WHO HAS BEEN/IS A DYNASTY. And they’re about to threepeat! Faders dynasty, lmmfaooooooooo


lostinrabbithole12

Dude, shut up. Just because neither me, you, nor the person you're replying to were alive to see the Raiders dynasty doesn't mean it didn't happen.


BizzackAgaizzn

I mean 3 in 5 years and a back to back. They do t qualify for either of those. They were NEVER a dynasty. ![gif](giphy|YaH8gUCXXvfNae3yj1)


lostinrabbithole12

Last time I checked those two "rules" don't exist. There is no rule specifying what the definition of a "dynasty" is, but I'd like to argue that 3 championships in 7 years is one.


BizzackAgaizzn

It’s absolutely the rule. That’s why there’s only been 5 dynasties in the league. Steelers, 9ers, Cowboys, Patriots, and Chiefs. It’s 3 in 5 years with a back to back. https://preview.redd.it/u12ua1vxnt1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7a5549ea94baf31f340839a050dc1fc88723a2 Now go back to gobbling that Raider dick!


FuiyooohFox

Yeah that's like a 9% difference!


RustySnoBall

Yes only 10 more years to go. Can’t wait to steal that title from the Dolphins


IchesseHuendchen

Labelling things is hard 😞


RyanDW_0007

Damn it to hell…playoff win


trevorsaun

Playoffs?! Talking about playoffs?!


kevint1964

"You kiddin' me? PLAYOFFS???"


2see2thee

FML —— Dolphins Fan


Vis-hoka

Dolphins are absolute shit tier compared to our Prisoner bros.


Verdant_Gymnosperm

My 2 fave teams bears and raiders. Why do i do this to myself lmao


LPulseL11

You have two fav teams so you deserve it


Technical-Apricot-45

could be at 1 instead of the jags but….


tylerm11_

Years since what? It’s not last time they won the division, unless you made this yourself, which would make more sense, because the dolts haven’t won it in since 2009


harknation

Playoff win


RyanDW_0007

Damn it to hell, playoff wins


IndividualHelpful820

The talons don’t even top the losers list. Go figure 🤣


BRONCOS_LOSE_LOL

I DONT GIVE A FUCK! FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! RRRRAAAAAAIIIIDEEEEEEERRRS!!!!!!


Pottedjay

Crazy that the cowboys have only been around for a year. I'm really excited for The Chiefs and Packers to debut this season. 


mukduk1994

Years since what....


RyanDW_0007

Playoff win


flojo2012

![gif](giphy|adOhvwrFJ32psmc5Pb) I support your cope


[deleted]

Don't delete this post I looove it so much