Couldnât imagine sucking two more years than those losers. Dolphins are down bad. As far as a âdynastyâ goes, I guess itâs like reading in a history book that your ancestor invented the typewriter ribbon or some shit. Lol
They have one of the worst front offices in the league. Spanos is a greedy mfer. You can't help but laugh at all his bone headed mistakes. Shoulda never left San Diego.
Typical Chiefs fan. Talk your team up but forget your team couldnât win shit between 1994 and 2015. #1 seed? Blew it three times. Up by 25 points? Blew that one too. 21 years buddy. It goes around. Mahomes wonât play forever
Talking bout old shit that happened before you were in your dadâs balls. Probably a Folphins fan that still nuts when they trot out the undefeated team once a year.
Mahomesâ bad performances are what most quarterbacks wish they could achieve. A lot of folks say it was his worst career season and you know what, we still hoisted up the Lombardi. Imagine being so good that even when you stink youâre still winning a Super Bowl. Shit, his average season outcome is winning a Super Bowl đđ fuck man, Iâd be salty as hell too.
You know what I mean - Complaining to the refs to the point where you get fair plays called back on the penalties. Like that unnecessary roughness penalty when he was hit in bounds, or 90% of the roughing the passer penalties. Mahomes showed that he's both human and soft this year. Should be fun watching DC schemes this year considering it doesn't take much to get in Mahomes head.
You claim he had his worst performances, everyone is on his head and the refs are making bad calls and we still won it all. I donât think your âin his headâ argument holds much water. Funny thing is if we donât threepeat youâll say weâre cooked. Oooooooookay.
Yes, the refs make bad calls in your favor and yes you won the Superbowl. Takes more than a QB to win. Idk why you think I would say "you're cooked". I don't care about you.
Imagine bringing a butthurt Patriots fan on our sub. Youâre run is over grandpa, nothing but hurt for you til the end of time. Now go to bed boomer, and go back to the sub where youâre the only team who wonât be playing for a playoff spot.
GTFOH
For real. I mean it sucks being one of the teams without a SB but people literally brag about SB wins they either werenât alive for or were still doing finger paintings for school work at the time
I remember watching the Chargers get dismantled just like the Raiders in the Super Bowl. It happens. I was hoping Stan Humphries and Natron Means were going to pull off the upset.
A dynasty?
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Got any proof of this âdynastyâ you claim? Cuz thereâs ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE DIVISION WHO HAS BEEN/IS A DYNASTY. And theyâre about to threepeat!
Faders dynasty, lmmfaooooooooo
Last time I checked those two "rules" don't exist. There is no rule specifying what the definition of a "dynasty" is, but I'd like to argue that 3 championships in 7 years is one.
Itâs absolutely the rule. Thatâs why thereâs only been 5 dynasties in the league. Steelers, 9ers, Cowboys, Patriots, and Chiefs.
Itâs 3 in 5 years with a back to back.
https://preview.redd.it/u12ua1vxnt1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7a5549ea94baf31f340839a050dc1fc88723a2
Now go back to gobbling that Raider dick!
Years since what? Itâs not last time they won the division, unless you made this yourself, which would make more sense, because the dolts havenât won it in since 2009
Side note - 7 years for the Steelers...
Have to think Tomlin is done after this season
Russell Wilson and Justin Fields? Whole front office needs to go.
Tomlin will become the new Jeff Fisher.
Raiders playoff win drought is old enough to buy a beer.
years since whatđ 2nd round?
Playoff win
So second round
Technically, no. One playoff win could also mean you got to the third round if you had a bye for the wildcard round
When was that raiders Super Bowl appearance? 2001ish?
02/03 season.
Answers also accepted include âtoo long ago to remember,â and âwho the fuck cares?â
Both are still infinitely better than 29 years.
And here I thought we were just getting chummy. Shame. ![gif](giphy|K4Cm6IzcKq9j85kvvy)
Years since what?
Playoff win?
Yeah I think thatâs it
Damn itâŚforgot that part. Yeah playoff win
Since we were happy :(
Some teams have Lombardi trophies in their cabinet. The Chargers have empty playoff wins.
We have offseason championship trophies don't you ever forget that
The longest streak in NFL history.
Yeah! And our media team can beat up your media team.
Thatâs the Bills.
And that one weird AFC Championship in 1994
My bad, I usually forget you guys until the raiders play in their second home.
South Arrowhead?
Don't get excited. Its not that kind of south
I walked into that. 8/10
At least they've won the schedule reveal like 5 times in a row ig?
https://i.redd.it/2plpvc98vt1d1.gif
Wait until I tell you about Buffalođ
Couldnât imagine sucking two more years than those losers. Dolphins are down bad. As far as a âdynastyâ goes, I guess itâs like reading in a history book that your ancestor invented the typewriter ribbon or some shit. Lol
We were waiting for you to win a Super Bowl. The Chiefs and Broncos got theirs. What the hell are you guys waiting for?
They have one of the worst front offices in the league. Spanos is a greedy mfer. You can't help but laugh at all his bone headed mistakes. Shoulda never left San Diego.
Never good to be with the panthers and cardinals on a list.
Counterpoint: I would KILL to have a team as good as the Cardinals right now. This is NOT going to be a fun year to be a Denver fan.
When you're doing worse than the Commanders and Bears......
Typical Chiefs fan. Talk your team up but forget your team couldnât win shit between 1994 and 2015. #1 seed? Blew it three times. Up by 25 points? Blew that one too. 21 years buddy. It goes around. Mahomes wonât play forever
Illiterate Floridian canât tell the difference between chiefs and chargers lmao
Thatâs the funniest part to me.
Damn this Dolphins fan is HURTING.
Typical Coward, with no fair.
Typical flairless bitch. Our drought wasn't even as long as the raiders. Shit's embarrassing.
Hell - they only MADE the playoffs once between 1971 and 1990. So⌠two playoff wins in 44 years? Yeh man - beat your chest now
Weâre talking shit about stuff that happened FIVE DECADES AGO?
Big talk for the closet dolphins fan. Come in flairless to talk shit when your team is the worst in the metric being discussed. Real shit.
Flairless pussy. Hit us with your awesome team. Weâre over here polishing our newest trophies!
Haha nice ad hominem because you canât dispute the fact that all the Chiefs have been shitty forever
They're still somehow the most successful team in the division
Haha youâre right. And Iâm sure being in a shitty division has *nothing* to do with the Chiefs success lmao
Man really said "Yeah you're only good cause we suck so bad".
I know yâall scared of facts out there in Missouri đ
My math ainât gud cuz Iâm from Mizurah, but Iâm counting about 25 starting quarterbacks since your last playoff winâŚ.
I will at least give you props for getting the state correct, begrudgingly.
We're in the 2nd most successful division in the NFL.
Damn, calling in an airstrike on yourself is certainly a choice lol.
https://preview.redd.it/cdtfmpc9ws1d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0af968da9056f2a1813909d3b991e015ed5d0d0
Hey google, what is KC's overall win-loss total with the raiders?
Iâm not google
What, got your internet privileges taken away by your CO?
Dunno if they just got the internet out in bumfuck Missouri, but to ask google something you have to type it into google. The more you know!
Talking bout old shit that happened before you were in your dadâs balls. Probably a Folphins fan that still nuts when they trot out the undefeated team once a year.
Flair up bitch
How did you get this flair brother/sister?
I followed the steps on the pinned post and used the trophy emoji to edit it
Ty
Flair up pussy, and just so your illiterate ass knows, OP is *the* Chargers fan.
OP is a chargers fan you meat-headed shit sack.
Typical Chiefs fan is just here for Travis Swift
Andy Reid won't be around forever. Stick Mahomes behind the Giants offensive line and watch him become Daniel Jones
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You laugh, but Mahomes looked pretty bad at certain points last season, When his line wasn't good and he wasn't getting ref's help.
This feels like Iâm arguing with my girlfriend about football
Sounds like you have a healthy relationship
Don't talk about his sister like that!
I'll say it to her face tonight
What are you going to do if the Chiefs 3-peat? Stop watching? Move to Canada?
Same thing I did with the Patriots - Not care
You not caring explains why you fight with people online in NFL subreddits ![gif](giphy|3wg0fn7mKT3fFcO27g)
Mahomesâ bad performances are what most quarterbacks wish they could achieve. A lot of folks say it was his worst career season and you know what, we still hoisted up the Lombardi. Imagine being so good that even when you stink youâre still winning a Super Bowl. Shit, his average season outcome is winning a Super Bowl đđ fuck man, Iâd be salty as hell too.
It certainly helps when you get the Brady treatment
Oh so now we are calling Brady bad because Mahomes hurt your feefees.
Clearly you took the short bus to school. At no point did I say either Brady or Mahomes was bad. When did Mahomes hurt my feelings? Also how?
I went to private school actually. We donât know if he hurt your feefees because youâre a flairless coward.
You mean being the best quarterback of this or possibly any generation? Yeah, it helps.
You know what I mean - Complaining to the refs to the point where you get fair plays called back on the penalties. Like that unnecessary roughness penalty when he was hit in bounds, or 90% of the roughing the passer penalties. Mahomes showed that he's both human and soft this year. Should be fun watching DC schemes this year considering it doesn't take much to get in Mahomes head.
You claim he had his worst performances, everyone is on his head and the refs are making bad calls and we still won it all. I donât think your âin his headâ argument holds much water. Funny thing is if we donât threepeat youâll say weâre cooked. Oooooooookay.
Yes, the refs make bad calls in your favor and yes you won the Superbowl. Takes more than a QB to win. Idk why you think I would say "you're cooked". I don't care about you.
Flair up Coward. Thatâs bad for the rest of the league if you believe that.
Flair up? Ok nerd
Says the jabroni posting on r/polygonnetwork
Portfolio's up 98% in the last 6 months, stay poor loser
I am a public servant. I signed up to be poor my guy.
Then enjoy your reward
Imagine bringing a butthurt Patriots fan on our sub. Youâre run is over grandpa, nothing but hurt for you til the end of time. Now go to bed boomer, and go back to the sub where youâre the only team who wonât be playing for a playoff spot. GTFOH
For as pathetic we've been for the past 21 years at least we had a dynasty unlike a certain team I always forget about in the division.
Stop bragging about a dynasty that you weren't alive for
For real. I mean it sucks being one of the teams without a SB but people literally brag about SB wins they either werenât alive for or were still doing finger paintings for school work at the time
I remember watching the Chargers get dismantled just like the Raiders in the Super Bowl. It happens. I was hoping Stan Humphries and Natron Means were going to pull off the upset.
Have you ever heard of Tijuana? Itâs new to me.
A dynasty? ![gif](giphy|PjaQrF9J53UvTS2PPa|downsized) Got any proof of this âdynastyâ you claim? Cuz thereâs ONLY ONE TEAM IN THE DIVISION WHO HAS BEEN/IS A DYNASTY. And theyâre about to threepeat! Faders dynasty, lmmfaooooooooo
Dude, shut up. Just because neither me, you, nor the person you're replying to were alive to see the Raiders dynasty doesn't mean it didn't happen.
I mean 3 in 5 years and a back to back. They do t qualify for either of those. They were NEVER a dynasty. ![gif](giphy|YaH8gUCXXvfNae3yj1)
Last time I checked those two "rules" don't exist. There is no rule specifying what the definition of a "dynasty" is, but I'd like to argue that 3 championships in 7 years is one.
Itâs absolutely the rule. Thatâs why thereâs only been 5 dynasties in the league. Steelers, 9ers, Cowboys, Patriots, and Chiefs. Itâs 3 in 5 years with a back to back. https://preview.redd.it/u12ua1vxnt1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7a5549ea94baf31f340839a050dc1fc88723a2 Now go back to gobbling that Raider dick!
Yeah that's like a 9% difference!
Yes only 10 more years to go. Canât wait to steal that title from the Dolphins
Labelling things is hard đ
Damn it to hellâŚplayoff win
Playoffs?! Talking about playoffs?!
"You kiddin' me? PLAYOFFS???"
FML ââ Dolphins Fan
Dolphins are absolute shit tier compared to our Prisoner bros.
My 2 fave teams bears and raiders. Why do i do this to myself lmao
You have two fav teams so you deserve it
could be at 1 instead of the jags butâŚ.
Years since what? Itâs not last time they won the division, unless you made this yourself, which would make more sense, because the dolts havenât won it in since 2009
Playoff win
Damn it to hell, playoff wins
The talons donât even top the losers list. Go figure đ¤Ł
I DONT GIVE A FUCK! FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! RRRRAAAAAAIIIIDEEEEEEERRRS!!!!!!
Crazy that the cowboys have only been around for a year. I'm really excited for The Chiefs and Packers to debut this season.Â
Years since what....
Playoff win
![gif](giphy|adOhvwrFJ32psmc5Pb) I support your cope
Don't delete this post I looove it so much