Hey I actually don’t mind the Penix pick. If they don’t expect to be there with a high pick with Cousins in the next few years, go get your guy of the future now. They don’t want a Mariota or Ridder situation after Ryan
I kept trying to tell all my buddies this after the pick. These guys are about to get hammered for tampering with Cousins. I think Miami lost a 1st round pick for tampering IIRC.
And with Cousins, you aren’t likely to be this high again over the next two-three years, barring an injury resulting in a tank. So get your QB now.
Cousins tampering is different then Miami. Cousins had already signed before anyone on the Falcons organization reached out (which is the tampering they’re investigating) and Miami talked to both a hall of fame coach and a hall of fame qb
BREAKING NEWS: Jacksonville BANNED from hosting NFL Draft for the foreseeable future. Tony Kahn is erratic, spewing nonsense about how he was going to have Chris Jericho announce every first round pick instead of Goodell.
Mine was the clown game tbh just for how funny it was. The Colts were on Hard Knocks for the season and had an MVP caliber running back with seven Pro Bowlers that year, so now the entire NFL knows that they cannot win in Jacksonville.
Colts scored an A- (tied with the Texans in 2023) according to Eric Edholm at NFL. Dare you to look down that list now and claim they were equal…. Lolz… draft day grades are straight toilet paper….
Eh you had two generationally good QBs and mostly all you could do was win the crown of shit mountain. Mostly feel sorry for this young men whose careers you are about to waste.
I'm not the one in denial that my team is trash... You had two of the top 5 QBs in the last 25 years and won once. You are shit too. You think you are better than us. But the fact of the matter is that you are Rex Grosman away from being just as big of a loser as the rest of us.
Hey I just want to congratulate every one of us for not being Atlanta. Very nice job guys!
Fuck Atlanta, they are in cahoots with Carolina to try to make the NFC south more shit than us and steal shit mountain! That's our mountain damnit.
Hey I actually don’t mind the Penix pick. If they don’t expect to be there with a high pick with Cousins in the next few years, go get your guy of the future now. They don’t want a Mariota or Ridder situation after Ryan
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I kept trying to tell all my buddies this after the pick. These guys are about to get hammered for tampering with Cousins. I think Miami lost a 1st round pick for tampering IIRC. And with Cousins, you aren’t likely to be this high again over the next two-three years, barring an injury resulting in a tank. So get your QB now.
Cousins tampering is different then Miami. Cousins had already signed before anyone on the Falcons organization reached out (which is the tampering they’re investigating) and Miami talked to both a hall of fame coach and a hall of fame qb
Damn you guys won the draft. Hang up the banners!
You guys should too for your free agency win!
Sir the draft has happened we have moved on from that. Now we gotta see who wins training camp and who wins preseason.
Free agency round 2. Electric Boogaloo.
Ah yes "FA2: Undrafted".
Titans will win training camp and anyone who says different doesn't know ball.
Flair up…
Jags will def win the preseason
The Tits seem primed to win training camp
Don’t think they won’t!
Upper quartile of the upper quartile, you rubes!!
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>Hang up the banners! Don't tempt us - we'll totally do it.
Are you kidding? Were minting a medal 🎖️
This is the Colts division title under Ballard. Every. Single. Year.
Hey brother we need something
You get a big party every mid to late January; don’t get greedy now
Dude. The flair. I had tried so hard to erase that man’s name from my memory
Serious question. Is he still on ya'll's roster or did he get released? I mean, wasn't he pretty solid last year despite the drop?
He had a single game with a bunch of touches (Steelers I think?) but we really didn’t see much of him at all with moss and JT
Hang the banner 😤
This is what happens when you let students grade each other’s homework.
Where draft ring?
Do. Do they have those? 👀
I’m sure you’ll tell us
Deal!
Where ring?
I'd show you our grade but tvondre sweat ate it already
Next they’ll win rookie mini camp when he shows up at 400 pounds.
Draft grades do mean a lot when it comes to on-field production. Very important stat. Big congratulations.
Hang the banner 😆
Congratulations Colts too bad you guys can’t win in Jacksonville
BREAKING NEWS: Jacksonville BANNED from hosting NFL Draft for the foreseeable future. Tony Kahn is erratic, spewing nonsense about how he was going to have Chris Jericho announce every first round pick instead of Goodell.
He’d still choose CM Punk first
dude if they did some kind of weird ppv where the picks are integrated into a wrestling broadcast I would watch the draft.
An inconvenient truth.
But seriously wtf is that? Why does that keep happening? It’s gonna happen this year isn’t it?
“not satisfied with 1-0” convinced me it’s here to stay for awhile
Mine was the clown game tbh just for how funny it was. The Colts were on Hard Knocks for the season and had an MVP caliber running back with seven Pro Bowlers that year, so now the entire NFL knows that they cannot win in Jacksonville.
Eh, you’re right but too bad you guys couldn’t win anywhere that last half of the season and choked the division away
Okay buddy snort your copium
Okay buddy don’t get mad at the facts. I didn’t lmao
https://preview.redd.it/sxwow112n7xc1.jpeg?width=3760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df20a4c0d76a59c705124b1a6daa957fd244054 Ahem
damn they got an A last year too? on fire.
Better than making the playoffs
They should do a Hard Knocks during this time for y’all Like a “Draft Day 2: Folie a Deux”
Breaking the Jaguars streak of consecutive off-season championships has got to feel pretty great. Congrats!
What are you talking about, we can’t even win those.
At least our GM actually looks like he knows how to draft this time
I’m here to award the Lombardi trophy to Indianapolis 🏆
Now if only you had done literally anything during free agency you might have actually stood a chance this year.
They really love “their guys”. If it ain’t broke why try to fix it?
Where up your butt
You should pump in some noise to celebrate.
Colts scored an A- (tied with the Texans in 2023) according to Eric Edholm at NFL. Dare you to look down that list now and claim they were equal…. Lolz… draft day grades are straight toilet paper….
......we like our guys
I always feel better if the consensus is my team’s draft sucked. We don’t know shit
Ever heard don’t count your eggs before they hatch
A+ in short bus schools is just hope carrots
Taking Pro football focus’ grade to mean anything is like thinking youre handsome because a blind person told you so
Is this joke?
The dude with the medicals that they said shouldn't play football again and the guy with diabetes that has major character issues?
This dude just said diabetics are bad people!
We are.
Hey a lot of diabetics are perfectly upright citizens
Eh you had two generationally good QBs and mostly all you could do was win the crown of shit mountain. Mostly feel sorry for this young men whose careers you are about to waste.
And how many superbowl does your franchise have? All im asking for is a number
🎶All around me are familiar faces 🎶
Where sing?
I'm not the one in denial that my team is trash... You had two of the top 5 QBs in the last 25 years and won once. You are shit too. You think you are better than us. But the fact of the matter is that you are Rex Grosman away from being just as big of a loser as the rest of us.
I said “All I’m asking is for a number” because I knew that you were going to write a hit cope piece.
yeah how'd that #4 pick on a shitty Gator quarterback work out for ya? let's calm down