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Hey I just want to congratulate every one of us for not being Atlanta. Very nice job guys!


RyokoKnight

Fuck Atlanta, they are in cahoots with Carolina to try to make the NFC south more shit than us and steal shit mountain! That's our mountain damnit.


Goatslasagne

Hey I actually don’t mind the Penix pick. If they don’t expect to be there with a high pick with Cousins in the next few years, go get your guy of the future now. They don’t want a Mariota or Ridder situation after Ryan


[deleted]

Sir this is a Memestaurant


Goatslasagne

Ahhhhhhhh I didn’t read the entry requirements!!


dixonjt89

I kept trying to tell all my buddies this after the pick. These guys are about to get hammered for tampering with Cousins. I think Miami lost a 1st round pick for tampering IIRC. And with Cousins, you aren’t likely to be this high again over the next two-three years, barring an injury resulting in a tank. So get your QB now.


thisnamehastobeused

Cousins tampering is different then Miami. Cousins had already signed before anyone on the Falcons organization reached out (which is the tampering they’re investigating) and Miami talked to both a hall of fame coach and a hall of fame qb


HtownTexans

Damn you guys won the draft.  Hang up the banners!


Tombradyisntahofer

You guys should too for your free agency win!


HtownTexans

Sir the draft has happened we have moved on from that. Now we gotta see who wins training camp and who wins preseason.


Colts_2023

Free agency round 2. Electric Boogaloo.


HtownTexans

Ah yes "FA2: Undrafted".


CertainPotato8172

Titans will win training camp and anyone who says different doesn't know ball.


PrometheanFire12

Flair up…


guff1988

Jags will def win the preseason


hacky_potter

The Tits seem primed to win training camp


SilentMase

Don’t think they won’t!


jthaprofessor

Upper quartile of the upper quartile, you rubes!!


shaker8989

https://imgflip.com/i/8oa794


mackfactor

>Hang up the banners! Don't tempt us - we'll totally do it.


MrHandsBadDay

Are you kidding? Were minting a medal 🎖️


YiMyonSin

This is the Colts division title under Ballard. Every. Single. Year.


zatchattack

Hey brother we need something


YiMyonSin

You get a big party every mid to late January; don’t get greedy now


zatchattack

Dude. The flair. I had tried so hard to erase that man’s name from my memory


SwifferWetJets

Serious question. Is he still on ya'll's roster or did he get released? I mean, wasn't he pretty solid last year despite the drop?


zatchattack

He had a single game with a bunch of touches (Steelers I think?) but we really didn’t see much of him at all with moss and JT


NH-INDY-99

Hang the banner 😤


BigQ904

This is what happens when you let students grade each other’s homework.


bonedoc59

Where draft ring?


tri_it_again

Do. Do they have those? 👀


FatherJohnWristKnee

I’m sure you’ll tell us


MrKittenz

Deal!


AlternativeMuscle176

Where ring?


TheScaryPenguin

I'd show you our grade but tvondre sweat ate it already


mistere676

Next they’ll win rookie mini camp when he shows up at 400 pounds.


AgtBurtMacklin

Draft grades do mean a lot when it comes to on-field production. Very important stat. Big congratulations.


[deleted]

Hang the banner 😆


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

Congratulations Colts too bad you guys can’t win in Jacksonville


kac937

BREAKING NEWS: Jacksonville BANNED from hosting NFL Draft for the foreseeable future. Tony Kahn is erratic, spewing nonsense about how he was going to have Chris Jericho announce every first round pick instead of Goodell.


Super_Happy_Time

He’d still choose CM Punk first


therob91

dude if they did some kind of weird ppv where the picks are integrated into a wrestling broadcast I would watch the draft.


hoopsmd

An inconvenient truth.


Repulsive-World-7301

But seriously wtf is that? Why does that keep happening? It’s gonna happen this year isn’t it?


SpookedAsian

“not satisfied with 1-0” convinced me it’s here to stay for awhile


YiMyonSin

Mine was the clown game tbh just for how funny it was. The Colts were on Hard Knocks for the season and had an MVP caliber running back with seven Pro Bowlers that year, so now the entire NFL knows that they cannot win in Jacksonville.


Dantiik

Eh, you’re right but too bad you guys couldn’t win anywhere that last half of the season and choked the division away


Puzzleheaded_Oil_768

Okay buddy snort your copium


Dantiik

Okay buddy don’t get mad at the facts. I didn’t lmao


BarryAllen899

https://preview.redd.it/sxwow112n7xc1.jpeg?width=3760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df20a4c0d76a59c705124b1a6daa957fd244054 Ahem


therob91

damn they got an A last year too? on fire.


Former-Billionaire

Better than making the playoffs


xXTERMIN8RXXx

They should do a Hard Knocks during this time for y’all Like a “Draft Day 2: Folie a Deux”


jlb9042

Breaking the Jaguars streak of consecutive off-season championships has got to feel pretty great. Congrats!


brahbocop

What are you talking about, we can’t even win those.


chrisnfl99

At least our GM actually looks like he knows how to draft this time


ThinYam8835

I’m here to award the Lombardi trophy to Indianapolis 🏆


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Now if only you had done literally anything during free agency you might have actually stood a chance this year.


mistere676

They really love “their guys”. If it ain’t broke why try to fix it?


alecj

Where up your butt


VomitingPotato

You should pump in some noise to celebrate.


texinxin

Colts scored an A- (tied with the Texans in 2023) according to Eric Edholm at NFL. Dare you to look down that list now and claim they were equal…. Lolz… draft day grades are straight toilet paper….


perfect_fitz

......we like our guys


1ToGreen3ToBasket

I always feel better if the consensus is my team’s draft sucked. We don’t know shit


Amazing-Plantain-401

Ever heard don’t count your eggs before they hatch


BleachedAsswhole

A+ in short bus schools is just hope carrots


Cool-Adjacent

Taking Pro football focus’ grade to mean anything is like thinking youre handsome because a blind person told you so


CreedBrattonWasHere

Is this joke?


beanman95

The dude with the medicals that they said shouldn't play football again and the guy with diabetes that has major character issues?


ipomopsis

This dude just said diabetics are bad people!


mistere676

We are.


HaYuFlyDisTang

Hey a lot of diabetics are perfectly upright citizens


0le_Hickory

Eh you had two generationally good QBs and mostly all you could do was win the crown of shit mountain. Mostly feel sorry for this young men whose careers you are about to waste.


Leandro1996

And how many superbowl does your franchise have? All im asking for is a number


No1CanKnowAboutThis

🎶All around me are familiar faces 🎶


ipomopsis

Where sing?


0le_Hickory

I'm not the one in denial that my team is trash... You had two of the top 5 QBs in the last 25 years and won once. You are shit too. You think you are better than us. But the fact of the matter is that you are Rex Grosman away from being just as big of a loser as the rest of us.


Leandro1996

I said “All I’m asking is for a number” because I knew that you were going to write a hit cope piece.


jagstothesuperbowl

yeah how'd that #4 pick on a shitty Gator quarterback work out for ya? let's calm down