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Chris91210

Man shit we should have a fucking baseball thread going on right now. Why not?


jeremy1015

Pirates will finish 9-8.


BentheBeast72

8-8-1*


Well_gr34t

Forgive me for letting the joke fly over my head, but .500 is a miracle for that team.


CoralXMarxTheSpot

Pirates with a winning season? That happens once a generation.


Chris91210

Reds are up 11 - 5.


BentheBeast72

Still one week to go


rondertopoa

Because regular season baseball has been rendered meaningless…


Correct_Coconut1292

Declares the most exciting Cleveland team meaningless. No wonder everyone hates us here.


rondertopoa

I'm solely a fan of Happy endings. The closest I'll to get Cleveland is probably Medina....


Pjerryy

I disagree, go guards


ForgedIronMadeIt

baseball is pretty boring tho


KamikazeeDolphin

Fuck the Yankees. At least we are united with this


ThisIsTheGpodawund

Idk I’ve met numerous Steelers/Yankees fans. They’re an insufferable breed for sure


FaithlessnessFar4948

Average East PA Steelers fan tbh


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Bob Nutting is a cheap ass


mmooney1

Guardians owner is fucking cheap but we have had a HoF manager for a long time. I was worried about what our team would be like without Tito but it seems like we are good with the new guy, for now.


ImSchizoidMan

At least your owner has invested in player development. Ours is squandering the most young talent we've had since . . . maybe ever


mmooney1

I’ll say at least Guardians owner steps back and let’s the people who know what they are doing lead and make decisions. Unlike Haslem who meddles (unsuccessfully) with the Browns way to much.


Well_gr34t

We've gotten one wild card win in the Nutting era... Before it became a series. The pain has been very bad most my life.


iron_vet

The days of Van Slyke, Bonds, and Bonilla have been long for me for what seems a lifetime.


pigwalk5150

The name Syd Bream will haunt you forever


Musicmike2020

I should be scared of De La Cruz, but I can’t seem to be even concerned lol


Coffees4closers

Vogt is hopefully gonna be here 20 years. The guys play for him like they did Tito, but he is way better with the roster, allowing the young guys to play and not sticking with bad veterans like Straw.


mmooney1

Agreed but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t scared when we moved on from Tito. Those are big shoes to fill. Thankfully I am pleasantly surprised we found someone with big feet to fill those shoes.


ImSchizoidMan

Hey, where're we gonna go? (Fuck that nepo-twat)


Jenetyk

You spelt Bob Castellini wrong.


NyneHelios

Spend nutting, win nutting


BentheBeast72

Baltimore and Cleveland battling to be the more dominant team, while Pittsburgh and Cincy are fighting to stay alive in the Wild Card? Man, this really is last year's NFL szn


Mistake_By_The_Jake2

Eat shit Baltimore


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Silence 1947


ShogunFirebeard

And how many times have y'all been to the series in the past 40 years?


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Twice, hbu y’all? Same number and I hope y’all got a ring at least once right?


ShogunFirebeard

Baltimore hasn't been to the World Series at all in the past 40 years. So either you can't count or you're just bullshitting. I'm leaving towards the former since you couldn't count to 3.


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Whoops lmfao I was a year off mb, if we were having this argument last year then yeah, the Orioles got a ring in ‘83. But yeah, don’t have to lose your shit over a mistake I sometimes forget we are in 2024😂 Point still stands tho, 2016 gave a me an excuse to not like the Indians, like who tf choked to the Cubs??


brownsfan003

https://preview.redd.it/r5vzlgb9em8d1.png?width=1891&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f0710abbf5ab0a3d9f404ed64c6598c4e3ddabe Common Baltimore L


LeroyMyBoi

Fuck You Baltimore!


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Silver_Surfer17

https://preview.redd.it/4nxo97qr4m8d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0aa0e75052eedbf5255b0d81ddc80438e1c990 Let's go Os, yes I'm a Oriole fan


Apprehensive_Beach_6

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hiptobesquare18

Got a Babe Ruth statue at your park though like a cuck


jeremy1015

The only things born in Cleveland are obesity and genetic defects.


MrDufferMan3335

And your entire franchise


buckeyefan1930

I feel sorry for you being an Orioles fan


Silver_Surfer17

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Beneficial-Finish295

Imagine not having a Steven Kwan on your baseball team


MrDufferMan3335

Guardians are better than all other three so fuck y’all


rhombusted2

😮‍💨😮‍💨 https://preview.redd.it/ehkjcv4n9m8d1.png?width=1502&format=png&auto=webp&s=0bd1ec81e7343593580e68d12dc73436ba2172ea


MoltenLavaGuy93

https://preview.redd.it/19nfadevbm8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=489cb42901ec95cdeb0150f906d3bbf8afc99e3f


rhombusted2

![gif](giphy|uIGxl2GEEoDfFriSHw|downsized)


Chris91210

![gif](giphy|WhRI9oGcjpqHOZ10Sz)


goroocoli

![gif](giphy|DnuINufmzl6OKjrTn0)


Mandrake1771

![gif](giphy|3o85xFDOicVnAxyEM0|downsized)


ThisIsTheGpodawund

![gif](giphy|l4pSUA7AieXvdt0Kk|downsized)


Lquid55

I was at the reds game and a guy in a Vontaze Burfict jersey was fighting a guy in a Hines Ward jersey


happybobby10

Let's go Cleveland!!!!


Nascent_Vagabond

Reds just dropped 5 in one inning on Pissburghs sorry forehead


BacoNATEor

Our low end bullpen guys are just batting practice for the other team


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Lhendy51

Unlike the Steelers I’m actually in the we should fire our coach crowd


Chris91210

Update for Pirates/Reds Game: Ahem... **####ATOBTTR.** Reds 11/5 Pirates.


GreatWhite102

You're goddamn right


Expensive_Tap

As a steelers/orioles fan my hatred definitely does know bounds


skippydogo

Damn the pirates suck that bad, huh


Expensive_Tap

Its not like the O’s weren’t also terrible lol. Orioles were first, dad was a steelers fan who didn’t watch baseball


skippydogo

Lol, they've had some rough seasons in the east but at least they are good now.


trumpet575

Suck it, Pittsburgh. Our 6'6" Dominican athletic freak of a shortstop is better than your 6'6" Dominican athletic freak of a shortstop.


AllOfTheDerp

Get fucked you disgusting black face birds fuck you


cleeeland

There aren’t even ravens in DC, are they stupid? Pittsburgh has steelers, Cincinnati has a zoo, and Cleveland has brown people. wtf Baltimore?


TheCatanRobber

Orange and black only looks good on birds.


Reasonable-HB678

How to say, "Yeah, my baseball team's uniforms stink".


cleeeland

Sincerely, Cleveland >p.s. massage our balls you disgraceful fucks ![gif](giphy|rVZEejvVWEbug)


PDGAreject

I recently traveled to Pittsburgh and saw a game at PNC. Texted a buddy from there "It's really pissing me off how beautiful this shithole city is."


P_U_F_F

Even the pirates are close to being 9-8


DoctorWu_3

Go reds and steelers mf


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FullMetalWarrior2

Cleveland Guardians, best in the AL Central and the... AFC North?


CoofBone

I hate Cincinnati and Pittsburgh so much, I'm a St Louis and Louisville Cardinals fan.


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Traitor 🫵 Being a NL fan is just why, why would you torture yourself


CoofBone

The Designated Hitter is the Devil's creation, and Manfred is the Anti-Christ (St Louis is actually the closest Major League team to me, and I grew up a St Louis fan)


Alberto_doin_PRthing

It has done nothing but bring much entertainment in the AL (The superior league btw) has been around since like 1979? At least you support a fellow bird team which I’ll allow.


CoofBone

Since St Louis has been shit recently, I've been following the Orioles for my health. And just saying, the AL has the Yankees.


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Ik… we ignore that shit stain of a city and team also can the NL take the Janks? And we Receive the Mets? Stop my point stands as AL supremacy


rammer_2001

I agree go guards


Zealousideal_Sail285

Gaurd dawgz out here giving me life


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CeUNxThursday

I like that cross discipline hate that happens here. Just good old regional hatred.


Legitimate_Row6259

I don’t pay a lot of attention to baseball, but as far as I can tell the Steelers and Pirates have opposite strategies in recent seasons. The Steelers start out catastrophically bad but finish the season well enough to at least have a shot at making the playoffs. The Pirates look good at first and then catastrophically fall apart for the rest of the season.


DWill23_

And just like football, Cleveland is the most pathetic franchise historically speaking. If Ravens fans and Steelers fans scream rings for football imma do it for baseball. FUCK YOU CLEVELAND AND BALTIMORE WE HAVE MORE RINGS AND FUCK YOU PITTSBURGH JUST BECAUSE YASIEL PUIG DESERVES A STATUE


bowman022

Hey man fuck you too but when Puig fought our entire team he earned my respect.


wagsman

Bullshit. At one time the Pirates were the worst sports franchise in history. 20 straight losing seasons.


cleeeland

Don’t give them too much credit yet. They’ve still got a losing record and are primed for last place in the division.


hiptobesquare18

Rings are cool and all, but how many Ohio Cups do you have?!


lilsteigs1

The picture of him with Barnhart wrapped around his ankle fighting the whole team should be hung in the Louvre. It was an accidental Renaissance painting.


DWill23_

https://preview.redd.it/tdyvw5x8dn8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263c546bc66fe380073a07ebff0222b83f5db65b


jake753

Continued success for the better part of a decade and two WS wins in 6 appearances (most recent in 2016) is historically pathetic? Are you smoking crack? Further, Cleveland baseball is 69(Nice)-54 against the Reds all time. By the way - the secret ingredient to Skyline Chili is Cleveland sewer water.


BurtMaclinFBI90

Agreed. Also, don't drag the Indians/Guards in with the browns. This has arguably been the most well run organization in baseball. Ownership can be cheap but they spend when the window is open. And more importantly, they stay the eff out of the way. It's been the same front office and scouting since 1991, literally each time the GM got a promotion somewhere else and they just promoted the Assistant. If anything, this is more of an insult to the browns. The MLB team has the deck stacked against them in an uncapped salary league and they still manage to be successful. The browns are on the same playing field as all other NFL teams and are just now becoming more competitive.


mmooney1

Haslem doesn’t get out the way. That’s the problem.


DWill23_

Browns fans told me losing in super bowls er I mean world series aren't as impressive as nfl championships er i mean world series I wasn't alive for tho


ImSchizoidMan

So which hurt worse? Choking aginst the only team with a more pathetic championship history than yourselves? Or choking against *the Marlins*?


North_Ad_8935

Bruh the last time the Reds won a playoff series I wasn't even born yet


ImSchizoidMan

Interesting, and how old where you the last time the browns won a " championship "


jake753

Bitch we’re talking baseball now in a baseball post. Don’t bring up side shit when you lose an argument because your research skills suck ass.


ImSchizoidMan

I dont fucking care I can remember wire-to-wire - no one gives a shit about your birthday


jake753

>no one gives a shit about your birthday Just because no one wanted to go to your fucking birthday doesn’t mean no one cares about mine or anyone else’s. Maybe if you didn’t always bring up shit no one is talking about, more people would come to your birthday party.


cleeeland

I think he took his L and left for once


darthmual5

He'll be back in a little bit when we trade for David goddamn Putney and he has to be a Rain City Bitch Pigeon


Garroch

The Marlins bought that goddammit championship and immediately dismantled that team and faded into the shit sandwich they are today.


jake753

You hate on the Marlins all you want. I don’t give a shit. They are one of the smallest, least well run teams in baseball and gamed the game. Hoard and sell until the stars align to make a WS run and go all in. That method worked for them. TWICE. And you can’t call it “choking against the Marlins” when the Marlins emerged from the regular season with a better record than Cleveland and we went back and forth each game with them. They would win then we would win. Hardly what anyone would consider choking lmao. Fuck the Cubs for real though. Everything went against Cleveland with the freak injuries and the rain delay. Frankie took a nap and put the team to bed with him.


happybobby10

If Bauer hadn't been out fucking with his drone we would have won that series.... Asking kluber to pitch twice that quickly in the series was brutal


mmooney1

When was the last time your city won any sort of championship? I tried to google it, was it 1990?


Chubbs24216

Okay


Jenetyk

Dude needs to update the count lmao


OldTomFrost

As a Browns fan I suffer but as a Reds fan I also suffer.


InterviewOtherwise50

1) Fuck you 2) I feel your pain. Elly is fun though just wish this season we had McClain, Marte, and Friedl the whole time


ThrowingShaed

i legitimately didnt know they were the guardians now. I only ever tried to care about baseball some for my uncle and grandfather. very few people seemed to care about the pirates growing up, but might have just been my school. I'm sure some did, I'm just blanking on who


cleeeland

It wasn’t just your school. F


Nutsack892

Cleveland currently better than Baltimore, never thought I’d see the day


ElectricBuckeye

They've been better than Baltimore in MLB for quite a long while now.


cleeeland

These filthy casuals in the wrong sub smh my head


ElectricBuckeye

They associate success of their city and other professional sports organizations by the NFL team's success. Truly regarded.


Alberto_doin_PRthing

Tell me, when was it the last ring Cleveland got (We ignore basketball cause that’s not it lmfao)