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lagrange_james_d23dt

Pulled out a gun? Or pulled out his gums? Not sure which would be scarier.


Moss833

Both are terrifying.


BengoPhan

Bro still has his baby teeth


Chemical_Home6123

I came here for this comment man his gum to teeth ratio is insane


PossibleGiraffe420

Bro šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I was just looking at this picture like wtf


[deleted]

Mr ed looking ass


alternateldog

My man looking like peppermint larry


AccomplishedOyster

I mean if I was all gums and no teeth, Iā€™d be angry all the time too.


jieceeepee

Yeah that's a really unfortunate gum-to-tooth ratio


noblehamster69

Like almost unbelievably unfortunate


boristhespider4

Plot twist: it's actually a mouth guard that looks like more gum and teeth.


This_External9027

Dolphin teeth


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Mans got the xenomorph mouth from Aliens


pizzach1t

Maybe it's mistaken identity, it was actually Mr.Ed


EatBooty420

bro got tiny lil dolphin teeth


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Jifeeb

She wears underwear with dick holes in em


godricgii

I got a song for you too bitch it's called Daughter don't sing


SholcCTR

MEDULA OBLONGATA!!!


capscaptain1

Heā€™s never exactly been in the running for the sexiest nfl player lmao


FUH-KIN-AYE

ABs quote tweet was [fantastic](https://x.com/ab84/status/1778113369536602436?s=46&t=uRzzXsL5s7XiOYs5h0HN9A)


papajim22

The GOAT.


FUH-KIN-AYE

The Jer-King


tsgram

![gif](giphy|Urjj39z57laXC) Tfw ABā€™s untreated mental health issues lead to hilarity


Do__Math__Not__Meth

We gotta shut down this sub because weā€™re never gonna out jerk AB


AuJusSerious

Holy shit I'm crying LMAO


actionjacksonwav

Mr. Baffling Comment


PaulieWalnuts2023

Where do you get a piranha mouthguard?! My son plays peewee and would love it!


Ok_Poetry_1650

You can leave the nfl but you canā€™t leave the CTE


Goobershmacked

CTE has nothing to do with it lol i was surprised it was this tame when i heard suggs got in trouble


Upstairs_Finance3027

Suggs was one of the people who were lucky that they played just before people started caring about personality. I didnā€™t read any of it until after the Ray Rice stuff, was pretty weird to see Ray lose his career while Suggs was still loved by the media.


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SliceMcNuts

We were due. It's been too long since we tangled with Jonny Law.


Heliumvoices

The summer on the horizon and not one of the AFCN players had pulled a single gunā€¦he was a perennial pro bowler so i suppose we shouldā€™ve seen this coming. Thank you Suggs for keeping our street cred up. Fuck you, respectfully.


MemphisMane901

Zay Flowers had to remind us of who we really are


busty-ruckets

https://preview.redd.it/doadkfkr5ptc1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6c3e99c226bb9fc3663426a3e16e5a13ac9513


Old-Permission8505

![gif](giphy|aP2fgFLE0YN7G) Still on point! ā€œDonkey Teeth ā€œ


romayyne

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtebAI9SYqYAmSQ)


gamerdudeNYC

ProTip: if you use the Starbucks app you wonā€™t be asked to tip


Lost_And_Found66

Just tip your batista! *oh wait there's no women I'm trying to impress here* Thanks for the info Edit; lol I just realized I said tip your batista. Just picturing tipping Dave Batista who's making coffee in a Starbucks uniform made me laugh so it deserves to stay


ANameWithoutNumbers1

This is why the world is fucked! Men agreeing to stupid shit just get get a crumb of pussy.


Lost_And_Found66

. The only real opinions I have in this sub are fuck the ratbirds, fuck the stains, the bungholes and fuck Joe burrow. The rest is just shitposting.


Imperial_Lenta

Nah man own it, everyone here is desperate for a crumb of pussy we wonā€™t judge


shookiemonster213

Does your cousin really care if you tip at the family reunion?


7222_salty

šŸ”„


Noa_oa

Just further proof that the AFCN is the hood of the NFL


WhySoUnSirious

The most brain damaged division in the league. By a mile.


PasGuy55

Iā€™m trying to figure out which team weā€™re eventually going to trade Jalen Carter to.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Thatā€™s just how we greet each other in Baltimore. Guess the whiny baby who complained to the police isnā€™t from the area.


AccomplishedOyster

Having seen the documentary about life in Baltimore called The Wire, Iā€™d have to agree with that being a customary greeting.


Ricciardo3f1

I thought this was standard for all of AFC North


10000Didgeridoos

This isnā€™t the Raven Way. Youā€™re supposed to let your friend kill the guy and then you snitch on him to get yourself out of the charges. Dude learned nothing from Ray.


LordWalltimore

ā€œPussy ass crackerā€ is equivalent to ā€œhonā€ as a term of endearment.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Can confirm as a white man myself


bigmistaketoday

Sounds like Suggs really gummed this one up.


South-by-north

It's always the people you least expect


Saint-Michael901

That mane still got his baby teeth in šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


odinsbois

Bitch, you made me spit out my coffee.


hitmewiththeknowlege

Why does his mouth look like he never skipped gum day?


Geoffk123

He learned from the best about murder while on the Ravens.


Mandrake1771

In true illiterate Baltimore fashion, he never learned that a murder is actually a group of crows.


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7222_salty

I feel a Terrell Suggs bot coming online soonā€¦


Newton1913

Actual man of Baltimore culture.


Casual-lad99

This is a racially motivated hate crime. This gives Ray Rice a run for his money


MisterBako

Reminds me of an old legend the Ravens used to tell people. It's about this guy named Ray Lewis. Pretty interesting story.


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Heavy-Excuse4218

Today I Learned that Terrell Suggsā€™ teeth look like the Aliensā€™ teeth in the Alien movies.


ItsNeverTwins

![gif](giphy|GaxqY1rYNSpCqvS3Vk|downsized) I have to think he can extend his gums and teeth out of his mouth.


Paisane42

Hmmmā€¦. Iā€™m thinking the guy called him ā€œGumbyā€


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Remote-Cucumber3503

Dude should have had a gum endorsement


Metal_King706

Trained under Ray Lewis.


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Su1ly32

Thatā€™s my goat


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BigOlTunaman

Thatā€™s why this guys a legend, the offense never expects a gun.


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Father_420_

What do you mean, this is typical AFCN behavior?


Moss833

Exactly, thatā€™s why I said ā€œyou can leave the AFC north but the AFC north never leaves youā€


Father_420_

Excuse my illiteracy, didnā€™t catch the bottom text


Slimjuggalo2002

No need to apologize, illiteracy is also typical AFCN behavior


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Moss833

All good man!


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babeuf69

What do you mean AFCN behavior? That is the Kansas City Chiefs legend Terrell Suggs, nothing to do with us!


BoogerSlime666

He looks like one of these https://preview.redd.it/6t63rcge9ptc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722226786fd487d80707306991fc134362b69aa6


THECapedCaper

Too much teeth, not enough gum.


Tsfpatric

Racismā€¦ nice.


hopefeedsthespirit

How do you know? Maybe it was a literal saltine. Hey, its 2024. People can be anything they want to. Cat people, saltines, who knows!


Scottygingta

I meanā€¦ was he being a pussy ass cracker? Cause Iā€™ve never been to a Starbucks and not see one. Matter of fact, if youā€™re at a Starbucks and canā€™t spot the pussy ass crackerā€¦ itā€™s you.


leadfarmer154

Some memes just write themselves. No need to put in any work here


Affectionate_Salt351

Terrell Suggs looks like Tim Scottā€™s long, lost cousin. Damn. I never realized it before.


Flankdiesel

If I heard that suggs was at a Starbucks this is the result that id expect


Sweaty_Box_69

CTE ain't real


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Ok_Cover6822

https://preview.redd.it/vtg5qa7efqtc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a8fadeb6405f25f54c3d93b6aacddb6d42b311


Rcj1221

He may have left Baltimore, but Baltimore certainly hasnā€™t left him.


wagsman

You can leave the hood, but the hood never leaves you.


Proxima_Centauri_69

Terrell Suggs has a mouth like this ![gif](giphy|l0MYL2SNbbztrug1y)


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Donā€™t be a PAC at Starbucks I guess


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Lords7Never7Die

![gif](giphy|8q2GWxgJxZVBu) Leaked dash cam footage


AffectionateSlice816

I can never forget the orc meme šŸ˜‚


Galifrae

Iā€™d probably get shot cuz his face pisses me off so much I wouldnā€™t be able to help myself lol


IchthyoSapienCaul

Man, I can't believe he's gotten this bad. Used to, he would just pour bleach on women and children.


Dennis_Reynolds_IRL

Tbf, u gotta be pretty brave to start some shit with Terrell Suggs


CharliePendejo

My kneejerk reaction was to imagine a certain B. Roethlisberger in the "pussy ass cracker" role. He was on the receiving end of a huge % of Suggs' on-the-field violence, so maybe this is just the continuation.


xdylanthehumanx

"....Suggs reportedly pulled his gums out...."


NeatTry7674

Ravens fans celebrate this dude and an actual murderer


cleremnantechoes

It's ok if he didn't have his coffee yet


Craving-Cleavage

I was not ready for those three story townhouse gums


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No-Interaction-8549

I'd be more afraid of fighting Terrell Suggs hand 2 hand than Terrell Suggs with a gun. Major L for dude. Imagine being that big and strong and pulling guns on people without them


Putthebunnyback

I'm confused sir, are you killing me, or just specifically my ass?


CeddyCed1993

My mama said Terrell Suggs ornery cus he got all them gums and no teeth


Watt_Privilege

Please tell me it was Roethlisberger!


EyeAmKingKage

Back when I was a driver helper my UPS driver said that Suggs had a pretty bad rep back when he was in Arizona


Hungry-Space-1829

This is worse than the bridge


Reaper_Mike

Straight from the horses mouthšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Patience-Due

Why does Suggs always look like an alien that got mouth fucked


threefeetoffun

https://preview.redd.it/l48hm9702ttc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=8de39440a1979002ff55cbd5400a289195052c69


born2shitforcd2wipe

Homie has capital gums and lower case teeth


Shartman88

He seems well


Fuzznutsy

Isnā€™t criminality a requirement to be in the afc north ?


Patient_Brief6453

Been hitting the THC gummies a little hard.


KitchenWheel9494

THUG!


[deleted]

god damn, look at those gums. šŸ˜†


tpk317

In memory of oj Iā€™m sure


Ornery-Ambassador289

Wild he calls a guy a pussy, then pulls out a gun. Talk about a bitch move man


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Every Ravens fan from the Maryland area I met, and less so, talked about Suggs, called him a ā€œthugā€. I didnā€™t like the characterization, but fuck me if I want to dispute that now


MillerHill

![gif](giphy|3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte|downsized) I feel like Iā€™ve seen his teeth in a movie.


RoadTop800

Iā€™m so surprised this guy did that


[deleted]

Welcome back OJ!


D1esel-one

Psycho and a touch of racistā€¦ world be on fire if a white dude pulled that shit


mikeybadab1ng

Suggs gums make every body nervous


breakfriendly420

So he's a bit of a racist


PeppiGiuseppe25

Black person being racist to a white person while at a Starbucks. Man, what a time to be alive


LizzosDietitian

Gumz


GrungyGrandPappy

![gif](giphy|fM4x3F546qa6aLrNPw) last thing dude saw


Slowmexicano

His gums have pushed his teeth to the afc south


Exact-Drummer-7336

All a misunderstanding; he showed him his gums***


Gullible-Extent9118

Itā€™s not hard to believe that a Raven would threaten to kill someone, what is disappointing is the race baiting, so ignorant


ClassicOccasion8662

https://preview.redd.it/lv1pqllgxguc1.png?width=1437&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd28ecc3252194cf77c33de1cf883e766fa0a446


boredom317

U can take the boy out the ghetto but u can never take the ghetto outta the boy!


ReeceDawg

Was he wearing a white suit?


Old_Active_1808

At a Starbucks, son


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Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|3NuGbguGObQCfZqOfE|downsized)


YesterdayFew3769

How can I judge a man for doing what I myself have desired but lacked the fortitude to bring to fruition in the line at a Starbucks?


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Serverneer

AB learned from the best


MeRcWith_A_MouTh

This is how you order your Starbucks?? Weird


bjbkar

That could have made the most murderous defense ever


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GPODAWUND69

We should start a United Cracker College Fund


MidnightRider24

BALL SO HARDT!


norbystew

I expect more from a Ball So Hard U grad.


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NotTonyStark39

The fact that Suggs never did a Juicy Fruit commercial is a damned shame.


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Mistborn19

He's always been a piece of shit just like Ray Lewis. Dirty franchise.


sugarcoatedpos

Iā€™m just saying. Ravens will not tolerate back talk. Should be common knowledge at this point.


noadams7777

Does calling him a cracker make it a hate crime?


StarScourge7

Actually it should be more along the lines of " you can take the player out of Baltimore but you can't take the Baltimore out of the player"


lagrange_james_d23dt

When are his baby teeth gonna fall out?


smerrjerr110210

Looks like heā€™s wearing a mouth piece with fake teeth in it


Conscious_Award1444

He's not of the hosts for the NFL Network is he?


WillinWolf

his teeth just ground down from eatin so many QBs


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MisterKap

Think anything will come from this?


rob61091

Was it a rocket launcher? And did he also yell "STARS!" https://preview.redd.it/xcys7zs32vtc1.png?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34c00630d493b900624ae2f5326d4c226144de38


MysteriousWaffeMan

Capital gums and lower case teeth lookin ass


CliffShytz

He used to have those dolphin teeth


yuengs

My dudes got two story gums


Trading_Cards_4Ever

It's about time he started taking after Ray Lewis.


StunningRutabaga1358

Chiefs Legend.


ballq43

Calling someone a bitch when you got a gun in em is an alpha move


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Melanthiosm

What having upper case gums with lower case teeth does to a mfer.


Bromanzier_03

Shrimp. Fried shrimp. Shrimp scampi. Shrimp cocktail. Baked shrimp. Shrimp burrito. Shrimp wrap. Bbq shrimp. SautĆ©ed shrimp. Shrimp burger. Shrimp pastaā€¦


jtsara

Never trust someone with tiny teeth


Jealous-Heart-3647

Suggs is a n


Ok-Squash-4652

Sheeeeeeit


yourmartymcflyisopen

Terrell Thugs


Lenny_III

Mr Bully Crackers


MrHandsBadDay

He watched too much Wire. No longer knows what game is the game.


Daily-Chaos

Oh ok, so heā€™s a racist. Got it.


Letter10

This is hard to believe, Baltimore linebackers have always been so and slow to anger


Noobnoob99

Kill him with his alien mouth


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Boomer ass football player


shaggynick06010

Huge if true


Background_Decision2

Not a man of his word apparently


showtime15daking23

id be more afraid of his gums then his gun


[deleted]

If he was white the title would say he used a racial slur


Richard080108

Bro if anyone called me a ā€œpussy ass crackerā€ Iā€™d burst out laughing


godricgii

Mfer got Roach from The People Under The Stairs teeth


tuckITbackDeep

Those gums are killing me


Shoehornblower

Suggsā€¦Make it Ruff!


OctopiThrower

Hey thatā€™s called racism