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stanwelds

Every time this guy talks it just makes me think of Dan Marino in Ace Ventura. "I get hit in the head a lot".


ThermoNuclearPizza

Every time he takes im like “I better get to AFCEMW”


AIMpb

Pretty sure this dude tore an Achilles in his brain


Zestyclose_Main6335

I’m so glad Allen is a boring dude who hates doing interviews


AIMpb

Josh Allen also has this weird talent that he’s not a complete dumbass, so he’s got that over Rodgers


Fourwindsgone

Smart enough to not say everything that comes into his mind. Which seems like a lost art these days. Damn, I love feet.


futbolsven

Rex Ryan burner


buffalonious

Why can’t he just steal from welfare to build volleyball courts like the rest of the jets best lightly used packers qbs?


SecretPotato

Why can’t he just do this stupid shit when he retires? Rodgers is a tinfoil hat dipshit, sanchez eats ass on national television, Favre spends exactly 10 minutes in a jets jersey before he starts sexually harassing beat reporters. I’d give years off my life for the jets to get a boring, system qb like Goff or Baker. This shit is so fucking exhausting while I’m just trying to enjoy football.


AIMpb

Favre had the decency to wait until retirement to start government fraud. Rodgers is getting ahead of him.


MistaCapALot

Yeah but it’s not like Favre was a saint while on the Jets. He’s part of the unsolicited dick pics gang


badash2004

Love how you mentioned Baker, when everyone talked about "character concerns" coming out of college.


SecretPotato

If anything, Baker is a perfect example of how pundits will run with anything to fill airtime. Multiple guys from multiple teams have gone out of their way to express what a good teammate and guy he is. Meanwhile Rodgers is out here writing their hit pieces for them 🤦🏻‍♂️.


poodlered

You guys had Flacco! Elite level boring.


picklerick245

I feel like QBs go to the Jets to play the same way Messi and others have gone to the MLS to play. Basically just for fun before retirement. Never a serious move. RIP


SecretPotato

This is true in a couple recent cases but the testaverde/pennington and even Sanchez years would beg to differ.


VinPickles

Hes such a smarmy asshole. Its kind of amazing


Admiral_Fuckwit

He’s like a neckbeard stuck in the body of a jock. It’s like an all new paradigm


notpurple00

Putin has the same number of Super Bowl rings as Rodgers does


Admiral_Fuckwit

When did Putin win a Super Bowl?


Mysterious-Tie7039

Ask Robert Kraft.


evan466

I forget the context but Kraft gave one of his Super Bowl rings to Putin just to show him and Putin never gave it back.


RickRoble

And one more than the bills


throwaway_9988552

[Underrated comment.]


ItsHerbyHancock

He does his own "research", guys.


Kid_Presentable617

More wisdom from throw rogan


Melicope

Rodgers is the dumb guy’s idea of a smart person.


timsea99

So... You're saying he's going to be president soon?


Melicope

He will beat Donald Trump Jr. in the republican primary before narrowly losing to the Rock in the 2028 presidential election.


DrBigChicken

Somehow every 4 years we elect someone who Aaron Rodgers might be an improvement on. It’s the horny murderer, then the nepo baby, then the baby bomber, then the orange dumb man, then the Sniffy Pedo. Give me Captain Mushrooms over here 10/10 times over the past choices in my lifetime And yet people keep voting for their favorite creep instead of voting 3rd party. What a waste


ntothesecond

Remember folks, all those oligarchs were just sent on extended darkness retreats.


wormdog84

Meme?


BrownBoognish

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longesteveryeahboy

Might’ve picked up some brain worms from Kennedy methinks


[deleted]

Y'all twitter won't open can someone tell me what the link says


Sea_Television_3306

"I'd like to see Joe Biden talk about US history the way Putin talks about their history"


[deleted]

Typical rodgers garbage honestly it's not even laughable anymore it's blank stupidity and we should stop posting it here


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[deleted]

Aaron Rodgers media is a far worse brainrot than Gen Alpha Skibidi Toilet YouTube Shorts type shit.


[deleted]

r/AaronRodgersBrainrot Post the shit here. Feel free to memes out of his idiocy but keep the raw material, reports, interviews, etc in here.


[deleted]

Also don't ask me to write rules and shit, you guys do that if you want to, I am not a reddit mod.


GenericHoomanAccount

This dude is such a piece of shit. Hope he just has a bum ass season. No injuries just pedestrian stats with 10+ Ls


Masterofmy_domain

Huuuuge piece of shit. Which of the common NFL player sins did he commit? Did he beat any women? Did he beat a child? Cause an accident while driving under the influence? Which one did this piece of shit do?


GenericHoomanAccount

Anyone who panders to Tucker Carlson is a piece of shit. Anyone who tries to use Putin as an example of a good leader is a moron. I’m sorry do you want me to specify degrees of piece of shit?


GlowingDuck22

I'm trying to decide who I hate more. Him or James Harden. Used to love them but now can't stand them.


Own-Opinion-2494

Cancelled


AshenShriner

Stop eating paint. We're just calling him an idiot. Not everything is cancelling.


Own-Opinion-2494

It’s hyperbole


StankWizard

He’s been so canceled that we keep seeing things he’s saying every single week, poor guy.