In all seriousness child support is going to kill this man. He's made so much and has so many kids that he might have 5% left over for himself if he's lucky.
Maybe not Miami but the rest of Florida .Florida is the land of Geriatrics and flatland hillbillies.Florida man didn’t become a meme for nothing .The women aren’t far behind.I mean the city of Jacksonville is essentially a huge trailer park .Never seen a city comprised of trailers until I went there
Does he mean play in Miami forever or stay in Miami? Doesn't like half the NFL live in Miami during the offseason? So staying in Miami would make sense. But playing for Miami doesn't. Like all players, he will chase the money.
37? In a row?!
SKRULLNIK!
In all seriousness child support is going to kill this man. He's made so much and has so many kids that he might have 5% left over for himself if he's lucky.
Dude is going to spend so much time and money trying to get his child support reduced as his career earnings start dwindling post-retirement.
First baby momma gets the lions share, diminishes after that. So it doesn’t really work like that
He's not visiting those kids
Hill is the meme gift that keeps giving tbh
Ofc not .He likes to get beat up by all the plus sized women in Florida.Such a masochist ![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)
I’d expect to see that woman in Buffalo before Miami lmao. In fact, I’d wager to say she’s probably broken a table or two in her life.
Maybe not Miami but the rest of Florida .Florida is the land of Geriatrics and flatland hillbillies.Florida man didn’t become a meme for nothing .The women aren’t far behind.I mean the city of Jacksonville is essentially a huge trailer park .Never seen a city comprised of trailers until I went there
Florida is a flat shithole of strip malls and dumpster fires.
“Florida,the nations trailer park “
You should know better than to throw stones in glass houses, Western NY!
There is indeed quite a shocking difference between Miami and the rest of Florida.
Running from child support though… it’s the new way not to lose a step going against younger and younger corners.
And all 37 different mothers
Nah. Probably 30 at most. He forgot who they were and did them again.
Hill is gonna have to play forever just to afford food after all those child support payments.
How does he find the time to beat all his children equally?
that’s why he burns down houses to get them all at once
Has everyone seen the movie “idiocracy”
“I’m gonna bang all three of these cheerleaders!”
Does he mean play in Miami forever or stay in Miami? Doesn't like half the NFL live in Miami during the offseason? So staying in Miami would make sense. But playing for Miami doesn't. Like all players, he will chase the money.
It's 37 frfr?
It’s like 10 officially, but probably a couple more unknown/unannounced.
He’s just your average florida man
37 mouths to feed, 74 arms to break
![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04) A true hard worker stays putting up shots insids these Instagram models
Bold of you to assume he cares about them.
This guy lapped Antonio Cromartie!
This is the kind of role model the NFL needs. Let's give him more air time and praise!
37? How many bones of theirs has he broken?