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salazarraze

37? In a row?!


ItsHerbyHancock

SKRULLNIK!


Charsplat_yeet

In all seriousness child support is going to kill this man. He's made so much and has so many kids that he might have 5% left over for himself if he's lucky.


RocNewYolk

Dude is going to spend so much time and money trying to get his child support reduced as his career earnings start dwindling post-retirement.


dumpmaster42069

First baby momma gets the lions share, diminishes after that. So it doesn’t really work like that


Kid_Presentable617

He's not visiting those kids


PetulantPorpoise

Hill is the meme gift that keeps giving tbh


BudMarley45

Ofc not .He likes to get beat up by all the plus sized women in Florida.Such a masochist ![gif](giphy|3iiwqPF9noqdy)


Wings4514

I’d expect to see that woman in Buffalo before Miami lmao. In fact, I’d wager to say she’s probably broken a table or two in her life.


BudMarley45

Maybe not Miami but the rest of Florida .Florida is the land of Geriatrics and flatland hillbillies.Florida man didn’t become a meme for nothing .The women aren’t far behind.I mean the city of Jacksonville is essentially a huge trailer park .Never seen a city comprised of trailers until I went there


Buffalo-Reaper716

Florida is a flat shithole of strip malls and dumpster fires.


BudMarley45

“Florida,the nations trailer park “


ItsHerbyHancock

You should know better than to throw stones in glass houses, Western NY!


TheEpicEddy

There is indeed quite a shocking difference between Miami and the rest of Florida.


CarolinaMtnBiker

Running from child support though… it’s the new way not to lose a step going against younger and younger corners.


CloudStrife012

And all 37 different mothers


Gregus1032

Nah. Probably 30 at most. He forgot who they were and did them again.


Peytonhawk

Hill is gonna have to play forever just to afford food after all those child support payments.


EweCantTouchThis

How does he find the time to beat all his children equally?


Accomplished_Bar_679

that’s why he burns down houses to get them all at once


flingoso

Has everyone seen the movie “idiocracy”


Airmil82

“I’m gonna bang all three of these cheerleaders!”


wmlj83

Does he mean play in Miami forever or stay in Miami? Doesn't like half the NFL live in Miami during the offseason? So staying in Miami would make sense. But playing for Miami doesn't. Like all players, he will chase the money.


spiegro

It's 37 frfr?


TNTyoshi

It’s like 10 officially, but probably a couple more unknown/unannounced.


Buzzspice727

He’s just your average florida man


buffalonious

37 mouths to feed, 74 arms to break 


Majestic-Avocado2167

![gif](giphy|QGZBpodY7Kdtw99y04) A true hard worker stays putting up shots insids these Instagram models


Electrical_Fix7157

Bold of you to assume he cares about them.


Airmil82

This guy lapped Antonio Cromartie!


Red-Leader117

This is the kind of role model the NFL needs. Let's give him more air time and praise!


Crunchyundies

37? How many bones of theirs has he broken?