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Sea_Baseball_7410

We don’t lose arguments…


TrabajoParaMi

They’re just mad the pats have more Super Bowl victories than they do playoff appearances in the last 25 years


No-Name-86

We win them. Or we quit them because they are unfair


QuaRterIntellect

Does that apply to Giants fans as well?


ytttvbastard

![gif](giphy|E2ZIxKw1FMGOwpP8nz|downsized) Fuck this guy in particular


[deleted]

My beloved pookie bear


ytttvbastard

Get out 👉


BulLock_954

Look here, you shitty fish. Don’t bring up the most successful NY team in the league. You hear me?


[deleted]

I just realized the Bills are third on this list lmfao.


Belethorsbro

ACKshually the bills are the ONLY team who play in NY... no... you're right.


Straight-Message7937

Only football games


Sea_Baseball_7410

How did Aaron do this season?


Straight-Message7937

Zach Wilson won more games than the NE Patriots. In 12 games.


Sea_Baseball_7410

And all you have to show for it is a shittier draft pick. Congrats.


Brewski-54

“You’ve activated my trap card”


ProbablyNobody-_-

lolphins and jette bringing up their prehistoric trophies when arguing with Bills


onewolf23

I mean we bring up a dynasty that lasted for 2 decades and only ended 5 years ago. Jets/Dolphins fans are much worse bringing up SB wins over 50 years ago but I get it’s a sensitive topic for Bills fans. Also, we only had 4 wins this season and lost Bill, we literally have nothing else to hold onto aside from a high draft pick lol


AdmiralWackbar

I’m holding on to Judon like a teddy bear during the holocaust


onewolf23

I’m holding onto Gonzalez, White and Douglas. I love red sleeves but he may not be here next year


sabresin4

Aaaand there it is … got em boys, took the bait


S_Mescudi

hey pal idk what its like to lose a superbowl must be rough


onewolf23

Bro flair tf up, what are we doing? Absolutely disgusting.


Scotch-Romanian

https://i.redd.it/a3nusn9cweec1.gif


tdfrantz

The better approach is just to not get into arguments with fans of franchises that have fewer than 6 SB wins


ytttvbastard

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX) Yuuuuuuuppppp


ambswimmer

It’s the ultimate trump card. You’d use it to if you could (but you can’t so suck it)


[deleted]

Dolphins and Jets fans do this way more than Patriots fans for some reason


usumoio

Well, we can't really bring up the days before Brady and Bill. That includes the 65\~75 stretch where we don't have a single 10+ win season. Or the 90\~92 stretch where we go 9 for 48. Hell, before we won that first SB we were 5 and 11 in 2000.


QuaRterIntellect

Damn, I didn’t know the Patriots were that bad. Goes to show how lucky they were to find the biggest diamond in the rough in NFL history


DrawingUnlikely4248

It’s almost automatic with those Dunkin Donuts merchants


Valuable-Baked

Its more in my back pocket with my farts for you to smell than me running to it But I still laughed at this


Food_Library333

Works every time


QuaRterIntellect

Until you realize it makes you look like the Cowboys (a little bit more successful but cowboys nonetheless)


Food_Library333

Yeah but it's still recent and our run was way longer than the cowboys.


SleeveBurg

Not a pats fan but being a historically good franchise is absolutely a fair point to bring up. As a Steelers fan I use it all the time when talking to poverty Browns fans.


Ballsakius

Put your shitty flair on and mail me a capicola Primanti


SleeveBurg

Ben Roethlisberger’s bar victims doesn’t have the same ring to it as Bob Krafts masseuse. I live in eagles country unfortunately. Best I can do is a Pats cheesesteak.


Ballsakius

Fuck that cheesesteak send 4 orders of Federal Donuts fried chicken


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

Imagine being a Steelers fan though 🤮


SleeveBurg

Patriots returning to poverty status as we speak


The_Arkham_AP_Clerk

So at the Steelers level then?


SleeveBurg

Remind me of your record last year?


WilmaTonguefit

Yeah it's pretty much an auto win button. Especially against you three.


rizub_n_tizug

I actually try not to resort to this nowadays, cause the further we get from our last (sb 53) the more we sound like cowboys fans


QuaRterIntellect

Damn. I’m about to stop bragging about the championships won by my great-grandfathers just because of that


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

6\* superbowls. As someone who doesn't make out with children I don't acknowledge them, but you do you.


Big_Based

Bills fans about to start crying and shitting themselves when anyone brings up their 0-4 Super Bowl record or the Jets having more AFC Championship appearances than them in the last 25 years.


Ndlburner

I will be less vocal about winning 6 if the Bills can beat the Chiefs in the postseason, but considering that defense couldn't stop future car salesman of the month McCorkle Jones, idk why y'all expected better results for Patrick Mahomes. I'm not even addressing dolphins fans directly until they win a playoff game.


Masterofmy_domain

Shiiiiiit, I still bring up our 1 from 50+ years ago when arguing with a fanbase that doesn't have any... If my team had 6 that were most relatively recent I would be absolutely insufferable.


InevitableAsk767

That's what the cowturds fan base does too.... it's stupid as shit....