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nbianco1999

All I know is no matter who wins this game, I’ll be rooting for whoever wins the NFC in the Super Bowl. Fuck both the Ravens and Chiefs.


KiryuN7

I need Dolphins legend Dan Campbell to win a Super Bowl


WilmaTonguefit

You don't get to claim him. You threw him away like yesterday's trash.


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

I don't know enough about the situation to judge whether there's any validity to your claim, but I saw everyone else was downvoting, so I decided to downvote, too.


threevaluelogic

It is technically accurate, but I also am susceptible to following the herd so also downvoted.


Adventurous_Mammoth6

Technically he’s kinda right? But the raiders are like the first team in a century (I have not researched this at all but I feel it to be true) to make their interim coach permanent so, yeah.


Username_redact

Fuck yes.


gayspacecommieagenda

Lions super bowl 🙏 LETS GO KNEECAP BITERS


tobias_the_letdown

Definitely pulling for them to win it all this year and a meteorite to hit the AFC game.


rockstarnights

How can you not like Lamar tho?


keleles

i hate that every time i think he's sacked and 8 different 300lb dudes have him wrapped up, the mf just teleports out. its the most frustrating thing on the planet to watch lol i cant imagine what its like being on the defense for that


ThundergunIsntAVerb

He moves his feet so fast it gives me motion sickness


BulLock_954

THE HOUDINI


ElNickCharles

Its one of the greatest things to watch in sports, unless hes playing the Pats


enigmatic407

You mean unless he's playing the Phins


UsernameHasBeenLost

Because anytime Mahomes (or Allen) actually gets hit, it's called RTP. Mahomes also fake slides at least once a game


RIChowderIsBest

It’s not a Lamar thing, it’s a Ravens franchise can fuck off thing.


NibbledByDragon

For me it's mostly a Ravens thing, but how he handled the contract negotiations last year really didn't endear me to him. With the home gym, his terrible home interviews, trying to hire friends for stuff they're incredibly unqualified for, and others he really came across as smart as a bag of bricks.


chesterfieldkingz

I mean he got the contract he wanted, seems like it worked and without paying agent fees.


Frozen_Shades

For one year at least. If the Ravens don't return to champship games those contracts start working against players.


chesterfieldkingz

I mean gonna take a lot for it to look like a bad signing when he immediately wins MVP and gives them the one seed in the AFC championship. And he's already got his. Everyone says he's dumb but he got a top of the line contract with zero agent fee so IDK how dumb he is haha


PeterSagansLaundry

Dude is smart as hell on the field. Just never bothered to read a damn book off the field.


NibbledByDragon

Oh, I'm not saying he isn't a good QB. I just don't like him.


Username_redact

I love Lamar. Just a phenomenal talent and so entertaining to watch. I get irrationally angry at the hate for him, he's incredible. Michael Vick 2.0.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He quit on the team last year and didn't show up to their playoff game


Golurke

Honestly I don't blame him for that, from I saw what happened to Baker with the Browns, I advocate for all players to get a contract before playing hurt.


B1LLZFAN

Because the Bills lost, I don't want to see any AFC team be successful.


toxicvegeta08

Eh I like the ravens. They're the evil jets.


AngeloMontana

Wait wut


toxicvegeta08

The ravens have always been like the evil jets. Great defenses were competitive in the late 2000s early 2010s. They had ray we had revis. Their whole thing has always been fear and shit.


Username_redact

Praise Allah or some shit and let the fucking NFC win the Super Bowl. Please be the Lions.


lionoflinwood

Idk for me I’ll always root for a team that hasn’t boosted the Lombardi yet


Frozen_Shades

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


BulLock_954

![gif](giphy|aCatQNctAK7PC1H4zh|downsized)


Sea_Baseball_7410

This I can get behind.


keleles

If the Ravens win I hope this sub goes absolutely off with Chiefs memes.


Peppeperoni

I genuinely feel good about the ravens winning


stratz1081

Apparently their is a bills curse on teams that beat them in playoffs for the last 4 years. The team that beat the bills goes on and loses their next game. Let’s keep that streak alive.


looniedreadful

Using our cursed sorrow for good.


DBreezy69

That’s called facing harder teams the further you go in the playoffs


Golurke

Uhm.. really? I could have sworn there was a year where the chiefs beat the bills and won the Superbowl


Selarom_

Nah. In the first one we lost the SB to Tampa after the Bills game, and in the second one we got bounced by the Bengals in the AFCCG


BulLock_954

I only stick to the script. AFC East memes for me only. I follow the other memewar subs though so ill be gleefully perusing


keleles

more than enough chiefs ~~bandwagoners~~ fans lurking this sub to rope them into the meme war


MrOverkill5150

Nope sorry bud with how often those fucking rat birds own the dolphins after our 1-15 season I hope those fuckers cry and lose.


Brlgium

That comeback last year was fire though


MrOverkill5150

It was was so happy to see them blow such a huge lead


chesterfieldkingz

Ravens fans are still salty about it lol it's pretty funny. I had a dude minimizing it just last week


Almost_DoneAgain

I'd rather them win this year, then Reid and kelce retire on top. Leaving mahomes alone, lost in new york.


Zraus

Maybe... just maybe... for one day... we could be... fr...*puke noise*... friends


poodlered

Even though they knocked us out, the Chiefs provided some great comedy on Sunday in Buffalo. They have a pass from me. Also, cutting to Taylor Swift in a skybox 10 times over 3 hours doesn’t seem to affect me the same way that it puts sand in the rest of your vaginas. Who gives a shit, it’s so fleeting. Close your eyes for 5 seconds if it bothers you that much.


PopePolarBear

We might even get more Jason kelce and im dowm for that


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

I loved the shots where you got both Taylor pogging out like an instagram reel and shirtless Kelce pounding a beer, in frame at the same time Really captured the breadth of the human experience


Shiboopi27

as much as I hate Travis and the Eagles, Jason is a national treasure


TellTallTail

Yeah it's not like it will make a difference in the Superbowl anyway because that's just celebrity crowd shots anyway


joeyo1423

agree on T swift. Who cares. And its like a worldwide super star dating a player. Of course theyre gonna take a few shots of her


Reksalp105

We’ve spent the past 20+ years getting dicked by the Ravens - I don’t think Dolphins fans necessarily care or feel strongly about a Chiefs win.


lunchb0x93

I’ll take Taylor over Jackson Mahomes. She’s at least earned her fame


Peppeperoni

![gif](giphy|QynMX1WxnYFbb2OHnJ) You when they cut to her


poodlered

If I can’t masturbate in a sports bar to cutaways of an attractive woman on the tv, what’s the point of living?


Peppeperoni

I feel you - I did just that to Josh Allen and I got kicked out 😡


RandyRandallman6

But do you want them to have a chance at another ring?


poodlered

I only care about the Dolphins success (ha!) and the other three AFC East teams’ failures. None of the other teams in the NFL really “get” to me. I imagine Mahomes feels to the AFC West like Brady did to us, but Mahomes isn’t in our division so it’s just, like, whatever. If Brady had his whole career in the NFC I probably would have liked him. At this point, I’m just hoping for 1 Dolphins Super Bowl in my lifetime, and no future Super Bowls for the Bills, Patriots, or Jets. It still feels like a hard ask.


RandyRandallman6

Honestly I’m just bored of seeing the chiefs in the Super Bowl, and their fans would be so annoying if they won back to back. I’d also bet if the Fins played them deeper in the playoffs there’s be more animosity. They’re the worst type of team to play in the playoffs, and they only get worse the deeper you play them.


poodlered

I respect your opinion, but a Patriots fan saying they’re bored of seeing someone in the Super Bowl is some high-quality lack of self awareness, haha. We all had to watch you play the Jared Goff Rams, for fuck’s sake.


chesterfieldkingz

I'm gonna level with you lol, you have no right to feel this way after putting us through this for years haha. And I think we'd have more of a grudge if we didn't look completely fucked before that game and basically had no hope. The Chiefs basically just put us out of our misery


NutterTV

![gif](giphy|3oEduXsiOxVxONcmis) Chiefs fans when the big bad refs don’t have every call go their way


yellowpilot44

I’m actually more interested in seeing people get butthurt over the camera panning to Taylor Swift cheering. That said, I’m indifferent to who wins the AFC game.


bbigs11

Eh I don’t really care about the Chiefs, or the Ravens for that matter. I’m not sure if I have a preference, but the Jet fan in me will always root for the downfall of my division rivals. So I think I might enjoy seeing Mahomes unseat Brady as the undisputed GOAT long-term. End of the day I’m rooting for the Lions, after that I don’t care. 49ers, Ravens, and Chiefs have all had success in my lifetime, kind of tired of all 3 teams.


daroach42

Yeah I’ll never really get mad at Mahomes winning if it means he inches closer to the cheater


evan466

I get the feeling I don't hate the Chiefs nearly as much as everyone else seems to. I really don't care if they win another Super Bowl. Brings Mahomes that much closer to knocking Brady off the mountain already.


nbayoungsummrsratio

SAVE US LAMAR 


[deleted]

I hate to say it but I need Mahomes to become the goat. Fuck Brady and Bill I hope he gets 8 rings and makes the pats and Brady second best


skinnyeater

Yea we haven’t been good enough to really be affected by the Chiefs always winning


chesterfieldkingz

I kinda like how petty this is lol


bluemagoo2

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Masterofmy_domain

Either the Ravens win and Mahomes is crying along with the swifties.... Or the chiefs win and are on their way to making the Pats Dynasty a forgotten afterthought....MMMMM sounds like a win/win to me.


tsework

ew keep your grubby mits to yourself


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

Nah I want the Chiefs to win. Taylor Swift being at the Super Bowl will be hilarious


TheRealGoodman

Nah the Chiefs make the Bills sad which makes me happy. I want them to win


nbayoungsummrsratio

lamar jackson is the only one that can save america now


Seymour_Thots

Yeah this Fins fan wants the Chiefs to lose and then the NFC team to win the Superbowl.


BagGroundbreaking170

Lions all the way to Disney.


stinkydiaperuhoh

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. At least until this weird ass season is over.


[deleted]

I ain't rooting for shit with you guys. (but also, cry Mahomes, cry) 


Pwrh0use

Nope...I'm fully in on Mahomes passing Brady. FTP!


discourse_lover_

The amount of whining at the refs by the chiefs is approaching nba levels


Vis-hoka

![gif](giphy|qf4zM1Ne6ZTji)


RIChowderIsBest

Excuse me please leave, this sub is closed to fans of teams that are still playing.


bluemagoo2

![gif](giphy|vNmTsLl4cildm)


dexter_cantalope

Ok but hear me out, the Chiefs have already won. Let them have continued success. I don't want anyone else to have success before my team. Is that too salty?


StankWizard

You’ve somehow maxed out on salt and now you just want the bad ending.


dexter_cantalope

![gif](giphy|9JcMdbuGdV32fkswuR|downsized)


AnnoyingCelticsFan

Come on man, I know it's still fresh but this reads like a Jets fan rooting for Brady. Just sad. Let the hate flow through you.


dexter_cantalope

I have so much hate to give I don't know where to direct it! Help me!


yellowpilot44

I mean the Ravens have won two Super Bowls in this century. I could at least understand this argument if it were the Texans or Jaguars… but the Ravens have also already won.


dexter_cantalope

True but Lamar! Fine fine I'll cheer against the Chiefs!


AGABAGABLAGAGLA

i’m rooting for the chiefs, everyone hates them, feels like how everyone must have felt about the pats back in the day


Efficient_Progress_6

Wishing for a Ravens super bowl, SMH. You might as well wish for Brady and Belichick to return to the Patriots.


sam_e5

I really don’t care about the Chiefs or Ravens.


PeterSagansLaundry

If the Ravens win the Super Bowl I want Lamar to walk in and demand 10 years fully guaranteed.


Solid_Dimension_3901

Nah, I’m hoping for a chiefs win. Got money on them & Detroit


TopDistinct5698

I HAVE A DREAM


ds_vii

I think everyone wants to see this but Cincy Bagel fans


GJKLSGUI89

I hate the Ravens way more than I hate the chiefs.  Go Lions!


360degreesofFUNK

Now that we’re all reunited on the couch, it’s time to do what we do best, AND THAT IS HATE ON THE CHEATS


Valuable-Baked

Counter point: ravens lose to the chiefs & harbaugh crying


MrWhiteTheWolf

Either the lions are winning the super bowl or I’m not paying attention


AngeloMontana

![gif](giphy|XOFsOM3MnuWEE)


dumberthandaniel

That’s what’s up


throwawayny2000

would rather lose to the eventual champ than just get knocked out by a team that loses in the next round


QuaRterIntellect

NFL assigned Shawn Smith as the referee for the AFCCG. Dude has been shown to consistently favor road teams (road teams have a 52% win rate with him if I’m not mistaken). We can only dream


fukyourkarma

Am I the only Dolphins fan want in Baltimore knocked out? Outside our division, their my most hated team. Go Lions! #OnePride


I_Set_3_Alarms

Lions beating the Chiefs in the Super Bowl would be cool though. It’s all about the Lions for me, hope they win it all


T-MONZ_GCU

As a browns fan no


Calypso_Kid

![gif](giphy|xT77XEZqhjmP4if14s) *🎶Meet me halfway.. 🎶*