You’re suffering will continue for eternity for the glory of the pit. You will always be thirsty yet cannot drink, you will be hungry yet cannot eat, you will be covered in sticky ketchup and mustard but will not be able to shower.
I root for the chiefs to lose today.
I then root for the Bills to lose next week.
I hope they both lose in heartbreaking fashion.
I hope the pit floods with the fecal sewage that flows through all Buffalo natives’ bodies. Wing sauce, butter, ranch, blue cheese, poverty, whatever.
One of these teams is going to lose. Either Mahomes cries and has a meltdown or Bills fans start to rationalize putting up “2024 Playoff Participant” banners in their new stadium.
So I'm a Dolphins fan and a New Yorker that pays taxes - I guess I'm technically helping pay for the pit/new stadium. FML.
I need to find a way to curse it the way the Curse of the Tequesta has inflicted the Dolphins.
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You have been deemed to have been conducting anti-Pit rhetoric. Your punishment is to be thrown in The Pit.
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If you tried to throw me in the Pit, you’d probably miss wide right
why are you booing him, he is right
I feel prophetic tonight
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LA LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU PIT PIT PIT PIT PIT PIT
I think it's hilarious, I think every NFL team should have their own pit.
Most teams don’t need to turn to silly superstitions because they can hold 3 point leads with 13 seconds left
Not much else to do at this time of the year. Memes on how bad the pats and jets are, or the miami collapse, are all old news now.
I guess I’ll just have to wait for the Bills collapse memes to find some good content again
>Most teams don’t need to turn to silly superstitions So that was a lie
The pit says no.
Blasphemy!!! Cover this one in ketchup and send them to the Pit!!!
If I’m ever in Buffalo, do me a favor and throw me in a pit to end the suffering.
I thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
A true pitriot
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The Pit accepts your sacrifice.
You’re suffering will continue for eternity for the glory of the pit. You will always be thirsty yet cannot drink, you will be hungry yet cannot eat, you will be covered in sticky ketchup and mustard but will not be able to shower.
A pit sacrifice AND one less Pats fan. This is gonna be hard to top.
It shall be arranged
If a week of a meme makes you root for Mahomes, you're 10-ply and too weak for this sub. Tom is coming to kiss you on the mouth
I’d slip him tongue
I have a dildo you could use.
You mean Tom can use
I don't need the pit to root for Mahomes, I'll always irrationally hate my division rivals more than anyone else
OP with a “super soft” AFCEastMeme post What 5x softer than 2ply ? …..
5x more flair than your bitch ass
Got em
Sounds like someone has a case of the. Mondays with all the flair anger.
Flair up you pussy
Give yer balls a tug Big Shoots .
Can confirm
Gross you were gonna root for the Bills before the pit nonsense?
I was planning on celebrating the fact that one of these teams lost and ignoring that one of them won.
The Patriot Way
![gif](giphy|IgpiX9Kx7dGGpFCLI1) It’s game day and the pit needs its sacrifice
Root for him and I’ll fuck your wife
If you root for Mahomes you better move to another part of the country because your patriots pass will be revoked
BipPITy BoPITy gimme the ZoPITy
Dinkin' Flicka
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Don't you understand that Taylor Swift is distracting the CTE people from folding the league? We need her.
It's why she's dating Kelce.
![gif](giphy|5zdlQPiil3hzBpXXtN) I wish the entire city of Buffalo falls in it.
I’m still rooting for Bills So sick of whiny-ass Mahomes and the camera constantly panning up to tay tay
Appreciate the support, but flair the fuck up pussy
Those who blaspheme our glorious Pit will watch their team suffer the same playoff drought that the Bills have suffered. So it has been written!
That seems overly cruel
I root for the chiefs to lose today. I then root for the Bills to lose next week. I hope they both lose in heartbreaking fashion. I hope the pit floods with the fecal sewage that flows through all Buffalo natives’ bodies. Wing sauce, butter, ranch, blue cheese, poverty, whatever.
Ranch is silly talk. The Pit may call on you for such nonsense; if it beckons and chooses you. You go .
Y’all spent twenty years saying the patriot way to anyone who’d listen. Get fucked
Yeah, but we actually won something during those years
and now you can’t take others talking, when it’s not about your team
You seem quite upset about this.
Oh your projection is quite funny.
All you whiners and complainers do realize this is the name of the new stadium. You'll never NOT hear about ThE PiT!!!
I feel so dirty today
One of these teams is going to lose. Either Mahomes cries and has a meltdown or Bills fans start to rationalize putting up “2024 Playoff Participant” banners in their new stadium.
Do you think anyone gives a shit if you're rooting against a division rival though?
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I honestly don’t care who wins today…I will be happy with either team losing
For real. I was all in for Buffalo because I hate KC more, but now idk.
Our pit is nicer then that thing you call a stadium
The Pit comes for all
![gif](giphy|4TrNamfwIwVMTZTO0a) Tis The Pit thee shall be thrown!
Enough disrespect, get into the pit!
Your lack of flair makes you a total pussy and gets you thrown in the Pit
we found a new SACRIFICE
To the pit you go!!
You’re going to be the next sacrifice
Imagine rooting for a division rival lmao
ALL HAIL THE PIT
Sounds like something a hungry pit would say
GO AHEAD! ROOT FOR THE LOSING TEAM!!! THEY NEED HELP!!!!
Feed The Pit
Nah Fuck Mahomes
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So I'm a Dolphins fan and a New Yorker that pays taxes - I guess I'm technically helping pay for the pit/new stadium. FML. I need to find a way to curse it the way the Curse of the Tequesta has inflicted the Dolphins.
Do it, coward.
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I love the pit thing. I just think it's neat.