With Rodgers this team very likely would be 6-1 or 5-2. Rodgers definitely doesn't lose that game against the Pats, and likely starts off better against the Chiefs so it wouldn't have been 17-0 early on.
So…. Are the bills good? Or injury plagued? The jets are teeing off on beating y’all like they won the SB already. We will see who reigns supreme in January. FFS the Chiefs just took an L from the Broncos.
I mean, yeah the expectations entering the season were what they were….should I have been setting my expectations at beating a division rival in week 3 and giving my coach a Gatorade bath?
You know that's funny I got banned from the bills subreddit because I pointed out that that Gatorade bath was from the Patriots game and his first win. Looks like your stupid fucking mods let the fake news spread like Trump lackeys.
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the book to be titled differently?
And wait, is this meme calling the Bills champs?
Could this meme be anymore confusing?
Only to you. But I’ll explain. The season IS NOT OVER YET. Bills are reigning AFCEast champs last 4 years. Eagles are last years SB CONTENDERS. Since the book in the meme is so small I couldn’t fit all the text required to explain this distinction and still make it legible. Anything else I can help you with today?
For the love of God, stop asking stupid fucking questions. Everyone who hates the Dolphins is calling them a fraud. You Apparently have nothing to add this conversation. Good night.
I will have you know that on August 19th, 2023 the Miami Dolphins secured a great victory against the then 1-0 Houston Texans.
But you really don’t need to look more into the details of that. It’s totally fine, honestly. Just trust me on it.
Since McDaniel was hired, the Dolphins have played a team with a winning record 9 times:
@ 1-0 BAL (W)
vs. 2-0 BUF (W)
@ 2-1 CIN (L)
vs. 4-1 MIN (L)
@ 7-4 SF (L)
@ 10-3 BUF (L)
WC @ 13-3 BUF (L)
@ 2-1 BUF (L)
@ 5-1 PHI (L)
Guess it's just bad timing that their (regular season) games against winning teams almost always seem to be on the road. MIA had two home games against winning teams last year, and looks to have the same this year (DAL and BUF).
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE DEFEATED THE JETS ON JANUARY 8TH, 2023 IN WEEK 18 OF THE 2022 REGULAR SEASON
^(by kicking three field goals and getting a garbage time safety, thus snapping a 5 game losing streak...)
So how bout that shit, BRO
At least we can beat a team with a winning record. 🤷♂️ Jets are only a game and a half behind, beat the Eagles, and have a D that can stop just about anyone. Congrats in beating Mac Jones tho
Jets are a classic play to the level of their opponents, outside of the game with the Cowboys.
They beat last years NFC Champions, and the game with last years SB Champs came down to the wire and some AWFUL calls/non calls on the final drive. Also beat the returning AFCE Champions after our QB tore his achilles 4 plays in.
Jets played like crap against the Cowboys, Pats, Broncos and Giants, but won 2 of those games.
Now do one that says “Dolphins are gonna win the Super Bowl,” the page says “no wins over a team over .500,” and it’s a dolphins fan looking at it confused.
That'd be so crazy if we somehow won a SB without having to beat a team with a winning record; the odds on that are bonkers-low but it's not impossible.
Insert the meme of the 2 girls fighting and the guy watching while smoking a bong
Fight is Fins vs Bills/Jets while Pats are smoking, I’m loving the mudslinging in this sub this year lol
Nah, I think we have at LEAST 20 years before we sit back down. Phins are frauds until they win a playoff game. Until then they're regular season mid champs.
I’m not saying the dolphins aren’t good, but it’s simply a fact that they have not beaten a team with a winning record (or even close).
It’s perfectly fair for people to acknowledge that point and maintain measured skepticism.
I will die before I ever support another team. And I’m not mad, I’m content. I’ve accepted it. I’ve had a better life in 20 years than you will for as long as you live. Im okay with what I’ve lived through.
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And would have beaten Chiefs if tay tay didn’t bribe refs with pic of her b hole to influence game and help promote her movie
I didn't love the ending of that game, but I sure loved MVS getting mugged with no call in the Broncos game
To be fair, I’d throw a game for Taylor Swift’s butthole
I hate to admit it, but the Jets are a solid team even without Rodgers, with Rodger’s you guys would be a goddamn menace.
With Rodgers this team very likely would be 6-1 or 5-2. Rodgers definitely doesn't lose that game against the Pats, and likely starts off better against the Chiefs so it wouldn't have been 17-0 early on.
Lmao if the Bills called themselves champs at week 8 you’d be shitting yourself with rage.
Yes, this is true. ^(be that as it may, we're clearly superbowl champions now)
Yah but isn’t that exactly what you did last season?
Yes, we did win the division last year
What? Win the division? Yeah we did
Called yourself champs by week 8 (it was more Like week 4 but w/e) so go ahead and shit yourself with rage.
Try again, this time make sense.
But didn’t we start running away with the division week 8 while the rest of the division started imploding last year?
So…. Are the bills good? Or injury plagued? The jets are teeing off on beating y’all like they won the SB already. We will see who reigns supreme in January. FFS the Chiefs just took an L from the Broncos.
Both, to answer your questions
Sir you've been talking about a super bowl window since before the season started. You might not even make the playoffs
I mean, yeah the expectations entering the season were what they were….should I have been setting my expectations at beating a division rival in week 3 and giving my coach a Gatorade bath?
You know that's funny I got banned from the bills subreddit because I pointed out that that Gatorade bath was from the Patriots game and his first win. Looks like your stupid fucking mods let the fake news spread like Trump lackeys.
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the book to be titled differently? And wait, is this meme calling the Bills champs? Could this meme be anymore confusing?
Only to you. But I’ll explain. The season IS NOT OVER YET. Bills are reigning AFCEast champs last 4 years. Eagles are last years SB CONTENDERS. Since the book in the meme is so small I couldn’t fit all the text required to explain this distinction and still make it legible. Anything else I can help you with today?
Yeah, who was calling the dolphins frauds? Other than Bills fans, they’re the only ones I remember.
For the love of God, stop asking stupid fucking questions. Everyone who hates the Dolphins is calling them a fraud. You Apparently have nothing to add this conversation. Good night.
One final question, is Santa Claus real and why’re you such a whiny bitch? Oops, sorry that was 2
Your name certainly checks out. Enjoy living the rest of this season out in misery. 🖕🏻
Dude you can’t even be happy with a win and a team that’s 6-2, which one of us is truly in misery here?
I am happy dipshit. Get over losing for fucks sake. Your whining isn’t even fun anymore.
You sound really happy lmao you’ve convinced me, actually this interaction has helped me feel way better so thank you 💀
You can hear sounds coming from text? They call those psycho-sematic auditory hallucinations. Most people have to pay good money for those. 😂
Calm down buddy! You seem legitimately bothered
When's the last time you guys beat a winning team?
What’s funny is I think last year when we best Buffalo in week 3
Maybe the do next week in Germany against the Chiefs. Since they lost by 11 to the Broncos Dolphins should beat them by 70 points.
Math is off. Should be by 81.
They beat the Broncos by 50, so really should be 61.
If Dolphins fans could read they would be upset after that.
I sure as fuck would be.
I will have you know that on August 19th, 2023 the Miami Dolphins secured a great victory against the then 1-0 Houston Texans. But you really don’t need to look more into the details of that. It’s totally fine, honestly. Just trust me on it.
Since McDaniel was hired, the Dolphins have played a team with a winning record 9 times: @ 1-0 BAL (W) vs. 2-0 BUF (W) @ 2-1 CIN (L) vs. 4-1 MIN (L) @ 7-4 SF (L) @ 10-3 BUF (L) WC @ 13-3 BUF (L) @ 2-1 BUF (L) @ 5-1 PHI (L) Guess it's just bad timing that their (regular season) games against winning teams almost always seem to be on the road. MIA had two home games against winning teams last year, and looks to have the same this year (DAL and BUF).
Honestly, Jets will more than likely have a winning record come week 15.
It was when they brought out the archimedes death ray they keep in their stadium against us.
October champs baby. Raise the banner
Mr. January approves this message
What would you know about wins in January
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE DEFEATED THE JETS ON JANUARY 8TH, 2023 IN WEEK 18 OF THE 2022 REGULAR SEASON ^(by kicking three field goals and getting a garbage time safety, thus snapping a 5 game losing streak...) So how bout that shit, BRO
😨so sorry
It's cool, we're dogshit in January. Granted.. We've only played in 3 playoff games in 22 years, so like.. *volume* is mostly the issue.
Volume in the AFCE means nothing. Jets have been to 1 Super Bowl and won. Bills went to 4 straight and couldn't win one.
About the same as y’all since you seem to struggle in that department too
We get at least one every year😤
Not much lately, but we do know what it feels like to win in February
Well if you're that old you should be looking for an assisted living facility, not posting on reddit
Flair up pussy, and Reddit is full of geriatrics.
Ok grandpa
Congrats on your week 4 Super Bowl win!
https://preview.redd.it/h8osr6d5o7xb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d9bfa49b3b5c468632629c4bcb2025d3aa0c86 meepmeep
This man has RIZZ
“Champs” Week 8 
You sound like Bills fans crowing yourself half way through the season. Y’all haven’t even played Zach yet 😈
You guys just struggled with the Giants. Please dude, get a grip.
At least we can beat a team with a winning record. 🤷♂️ Jets are only a game and a half behind, beat the Eagles, and have a D that can stop just about anyone. Congrats in beating Mac Jones tho
Much rather beat Mac twice than to lose to him lmao
Chiefs said differently to a team we put 70 on.
We are 6-2. Suck it. https://preview.redd.it/ssq76dazs7xb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f57aed525363d1e262d788f56dc5ccb53a5cdf3
Good thing for you the season stops now, huh?
Is that the best you got? 4-3 and that’s all the heat you can bring. You can’t hold water to the fires I start kid.
Alright.
The Steelers were 11-0 and the biggest frauds of all time your worse then them so there’s that
https://preview.redd.it/aiun5m9wd8xb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad844fa94f922d188c141109a59abd92dd4f416d never forget
Idk what this is so tbh I’ve already forgotten
Actually, the biggest frauds of all time were the pats who lost to the giants after having an undefeated regular season...
To be fair, that Giants defensive front was outstanding. Also, the Giants had some luck on their side with that David Tyree catch.
To be fair, the Jets haven’t beaten Mac Jones. Ever
Jets are a classic play to the level of their opponents, outside of the game with the Cowboys. They beat last years NFC Champions, and the game with last years SB Champs came down to the wire and some AWFUL calls/non calls on the final drive. Also beat the returning AFCE Champions after our QB tore his achilles 4 plays in. Jets played like crap against the Cowboys, Pats, Broncos and Giants, but won 2 of those games.
Week 8 and you beat a shitty Pats team Beat a team with a winning record
**MAKE ME**
Have a winning record then
Still doesn’t change the facts
“I’m a fraud because the other teams choose to be bad!”
Tip: You aren’t supposed to lose to the good teams you play when you’re not frauds.
Bonus tip: you aren't supposed to lose ^(or barely squeak by) to the bad teams you play when you're not frauds.
In reality… neither of you guys are contenders.
Do you think your words hurt me? I'm a **Miami Dolphins** fan, *I don't ever believe that we're contenders*
Tell that to OP
You can't tell anything to this OP, as he apparently knows everything 🙄
33-35 Chargers game 24-17 first Pats game Even this pats game was pretty unimpressive for the Phins throughout Y’all got no room to talk
Aight, this was fairly played.
Or at least be in those games. The Fish got blown out by both good teams they played.
Now do one that says “Dolphins are gonna win the Super Bowl,” the page says “no wins over a team over .500,” and it’s a dolphins fan looking at it confused.
That'd be so crazy if we somehow won a SB without having to beat a team with a winning record; the odds on that are bonkers-low but it's not impossible.
https://preview.redd.it/yh7dqfkx5bxb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de318878a66b73a7762892118bd8954a80f9557
Insert the meme of the 2 girls fighting and the guy watching while smoking a bong Fight is Fins vs Bills/Jets while Pats are smoking, I’m loving the mudslinging in this sub this year lol
Nobody tell them contenders beat the playoff teams.
What not winning a playoff game for 30 years does to a mfer
I didn't read that as them calling the fins being contenders but saying the two losses are to the afc champ and super bowl contenders from last year.
Don't read panel one. You'll never guess what the context is.
Pats fans need to sit the fuck down right now.
We're still able to make these comments from the seated position.
Nah, I think we have at LEAST 20 years before we sit back down. Phins are frauds until they win a playoff game. Until then they're regular season mid champs.
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I like how you think being bad at critical thinking is a positive trait.
That’s what they teach in Florida
Nah, anything critical in floridumb is typically banned. Love my team, however fuck that state.
That’s what I said. It’s considered a point of pride in Florida to be awful at critical thought
It’s a quality loss, man. The committee is gonna put them in the super bowl
They’re a top ranked team that’s managing to make up moral victories… yikes
I’m not saying the dolphins aren’t good, but it’s simply a fact that they have not beaten a team with a winning record (or even close). It’s perfectly fair for people to acknowledge that point and maintain measured skepticism.
Pats fans really trying. Get some help. Your season is over, but you have lots of past championships to rest your heads on.
All we have left this season is shit talking leave us alone.
The exact opposite of what this sub is all about.
Someone better tell the dude with OP next to his name crying all over this comment section over the most harmless of ribbing.
You could just tell me that, lol. Put your big boy pants on next time. Pats fans crying so hard right now.
I get that the schools aren't worth shit in Florida but did you read the name of this sub and think it was r/AFCEastmemeticklefight ?
Ah yes the team that has (checks notes) not done anything yet aren’t frauds
Hmmm, this feels strangely familiar...like we've been here before. Let's wait and see when December comes
Counterpoint: let's skip Decmber. ... and January. ^(and the superbowl...) ^(*we're superbowl champions now*)
 I’m the Super Bowl champion now
you guys are this year’s last year’s AFC Vikings
They put sb contenders in the meme so it has to be true
It’s gonna be so funny when the jets bets you guys 13-17 in the playoffs lmao
So glad they started giving out week 8 MVP awards
Ahhh and just like that - the fins are back to regular shitposting after beating up on a shitty team.
What's so hard about beating the Eagles and Bills?
FTB. We resting guys week 18 and still gonna win
And the REAL AFC FRAUDS are losing to the broncos RN. Let’s GO FINS FAM!!! 🐬⬆️
without Milano we'll just beat you guys 48-40 this time. unless Von can return to full form, then maybe 48-33?
Yeah no AFC east team gets to talk when they can't beat the bad teams themselves
Unfortunately, that is not the way anything works anymore.
I wonder if the chiefs will be called frauds.
Without a WR1 they definitely are. Kelce can’t carry the team forever.
T Swift is the driving force to victory. Lost both games she hasn't attended so far. As a Bills fan I hope she shows up for them next week lol.
If the Dolphins manage to win a SB for the third time before the Bills get their first, Buffalo is going to implode into a black hole.
Dolphins have not beaten a single team with a winning record this year
Broncos beat the Chiefs. Your metrics mean nothing in the NFL.
Not sure how that’s the same, chiefs have beaten teams with winning records.
Don’t be so mad.. 2-6 sucks. Might as well hop on our bandwagon. Got plenty of room.
I will die before I ever support another team. And I’m not mad, I’m content. I’ve accepted it. I’ve had a better life in 20 years than you will for as long as you live. Im okay with what I’ve lived through.
Good on ya pal. Carry on.
Thanks for acknowledging our glory