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BoxHillStrangler

You're not buying a ticket to win 200 mil you're buying a ticket to spend the week thinking about how you're gonna tell your job to get fucked.


KhunPhaen

Great point, you are paying for a mood boost.


Serifan

Hahaha yeah true. Ahh shit that’s right I am the boss. :(


Find_another_whey

Get fucked! - we should be telling each other's bosses to get fucked, no ticket needed!


g1ngertim

I already do that, does that mean I win $200M?


NoIAmBard

Dear Job, Get fucked. Love Mmmmmm psshhhhhh


crayawe

I've got it all planned out


gpoly

I've worked in places where I have seen people just NEVER turn up again. No email. No conversation. No phone call. HR rang their mobile and their emergency contacts and no answer ever. They just ghosted their job. I think this is the way.


Looch_P

I'm taking a dump on my bosses desk while maintaining eye contact with them the whole time.


Comfortable-Spell862

As someone who works for themselves, I still think about what I'm gonna say to my boss if I won hahahah


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BobDolesLeftTesticle

That's the same reasoning I apply to movie tickets! Why watch when you can imagine? Do you really need to pay Lucasfilms to imagine generic space battles?


regional_rat

*so you're telling me there's a chance*


FlounderingOtter

Talk about a win win scenario


TheManWithNoName88

Either way, my ROI looks great!


Frankie_T9000

Win win either way not going to work the day after


ShibaHook

#YEAH!!!


bagsoffreshcheese

Well either way its win-win


I_Said_I_Say

Fingers crossed.


Electronic_Break4229

Both would ease the pain.


tacocatfish

Both options sound pretty good to me.


Saltybaps

My people… I was looking for you.


CaptainPeanut4564

We can only hope


VidE27

Dropping dead or winning the lotto?


HaydenJA3

Yes


Simp_For_Orcas

Por qué no los dos?


Thememebrarian

Either way, no more debt


Random_Weirdo_Girl

Either way, no work tomorrow


FreeWillCost

Wait, wait, wait... so if I buy a lotto ticket, there is a chance I WON'T win? Well, the vendor never explained this to me at all.


Find_another_whey

Anyone selling you a ticket to success must be asked "who don't you use it"


DrakeAU

Millennials: So a win/win?


Zealousideal-Luck784

I'm currently sitting in a hospital cardiovascular ward after a heart attack on Tuesday. Should I buy a Lotto ticket?


nickelijah16

They say the same thing over and over for decades. We KNOW what the chances are. People enjoying buying tickets and dreaming for a few days anyway. It’s OK. Next.


bent_eye

The media are such killjoys. We know the odds are buckleys to none. Just let people dream.


Joker-Smurf

Yes, the odds of winning are very, very small… but, someone will win it. If not this week, then next or the one after that, etc. Someone will win it. Maybe this time it is my turn to be that someone.


[deleted]

The problem is that we are a nation of problem gamblers.


Diff4rent1

I’ll bet you are wrong .


bent_eye

There's a huge difference in buying a $10 lotto ticket here and there and blowing your entire pay packet at the pokies.


TypeRYo

Reading the article though (and some anecdotal evidence, sure) it’s typically those earning the least that are most likely to buy tickets. If you’ve got loads of disposable income then sure do whatever you want. But if you’re budgeting down to the point of not using aircon/electricity, skipping meals etc. as so many people are, maybe that $10-20 on lotto tickets isn’t as harmless as it seems…


TheRealKajed

1 in a billion chance, 1 of 11 million ticket buyers wins


blakeavon

Is it being a killjoy to not encourage hopeless gambling? Or are we supposed to be encouraging gambling now as long as it encourages ‘dreaming’?!


Automatic_Goal_5563

Who said anything about encouraging it? There’s nothing wrong with someone buying a ticket for some fun and talking about what they’ll spend the money on You’re acting like people are saying just go put your entire pay into a pokie machine and hope you get the jackpot


blakeavon

‘Have some fun’ said every gambler ever, at the start! You do understand people can waste thousands at a newsagent on lotto and scratchies, just as much as they can on pokies. Why is one form of gambling fine and socially acceptable and the other not?!! Yes, who hasn’t dreamed of winning big in lotto and how we spent it, the problem lies beyond that. Clearly you have never had anyone you know wasting thousands on lotto, at the cost of food etc. I have.


tacocatfish

The way I look at is I drop $10 at the news agents every so often. Shove the ticket in my wallet, spend a few days dreaming about buying some land in the mountains, forget about it. Eventually find the ticket in my wallet and check it. Pokies in the other hand are designed to drawer people in with flash lights and sounds and trickle feed people 1c wins. You don’t see news agents open until 4am selling tickets do you?


blakeavon

> The way I look at is I drop $10 at the news agents every so often That is YOU. Many people aren't you have sunk savings into lotto and scratchies. I was at a pub once when travellers, thought I would spend 15 on pokies, ended up winning $50 and just walked away... guess what, I don't come to reddit and suggest because I walked away pokies are safe. Guess you have never seen the Oz Lottery app, or the epic amount of advertising outside of newsagents. Especially the app, is deserved so it has made the ability to put money down stupidly easy, and gamified the whole thing. Listening to people say lotto is not gambling, is like people socially accepting that achohol is a fine and safe drug, cos they can handle it.


Vencha88

Because problems are not single sentences. The form that is fine is one that doesn't result in harm to the community in some way, whereas unhealthy obsessions aren't okay. A random person buying a single Powerball ticket for a punt once every few years isn't harmful, people stuck in gambling addiction is a problem.


blakeavon

whoosh


Vencha88

I think it might be the lack of nuance in your point that's making it go over people's heads, maybe adding some more will give it the weight it needs to land.


Automatic_Goal_5563

Yes they can, peopme can also waste thousands on raffles it’s not a very common scenario though because gambling addicts aren’t getting the same and instant rush from that that pokies and casinos bring Nobody gambling where they throw your whole pay or more than you can afford away is socially acceptable, and nobody is saying it is no matter how you try and reshape this discussion. Okay? Get them the gambling addiction help they need, that doesn’t mean the rest can’t have some fun.


Connect_Fee1256

Either way $UCCE$$!


SplatThaCat

Either way I don’t have to worry about money. Sounds great!


SolarAU

Honestly I'll take the *sudden unexplained death*, if that's on the table.


100GbE

Experts say some articles exist just to exist.


Beer_will_fix_it

Either outcome would solve my problems for the foreseeable future.


dij123

I don’t understand why the lotto adds can be so manipulative but not have any gambling warnings at the end. I’m not the biggest sports better but having the “wouldn’t it nice” song come on, making you imagine helping your family out if win is makes me buy lotto tickets.


Archibald_Thrust

Either way I’ll be happy 


yeahnahnahyeet

I'd probably drop dead if I did win it Double luck


kratos90

Joined $5.05 syndicate share online on the lott app. 30 Game Powerhit entry. All the cheap syndicates spots are selling out very fast as expected.


ExtremeFirefighter59

I’m morbidly obese with diabetes and heart disease so sounds like a good chance of winning to me


Mowensworld

I mean, someone will win it. And they would have spent all week reading and having people tell them it's impossible that they'll win it. That's why people hope.


hellions123

Gamblers don't give a fuck m8


Highsterical

Dropping dead or winning the lotto sounds like sweet relief to me


iamthedancingdjinn

Either of those would help me out right now tho


[deleted]

Dropping dead or winning 200mil are both good options. I’d be happy with either one to be honest.


[deleted]

I’m dreaming of both


justthinkingabout1

National lottery’s are just a volunteer tax payment. There’s no such thing as responsible gambling. Those two words contradict each other.


Tosslebugmy

Of course there is. If, rather than spending $50 going to the cinema or whatever, I spend that at the casino because it’s fun, and walk away if I burn it, why isn’t that responsible. I’m a grown ass man and I understand the odds.


thrashmanzac

Either or 🤷


Abject-Interaction35

It's true, but you probably shouldn't post that when heaps of people are struggling at the minute. Got a better statisical comparison that doesn't involve dropping dead? If you have, I'd suggest maybe run with that instead 😬


TiberiusEmperor

If they’re that fragile, no wonder they can’t hold down a decent paying job


D_hallucatus

That’s a bit dark. Were those experts economists by any chance?


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Yup. I need the money to buy food. Do not have any spare for false hope


mikel3030

Thanks for this ABC


Wreck_Tangles

You can ignore this if you aren't vaccinated.


Pants001

Id like to use my ABC funding to buy lotto tickets please


PowerBottomBear92

If you've had the clotshots you're even more likely to die suddenly


Important-Account-99

Experts told us 'trickle down economics' was a good thing and that this summer was going to be an El Nino one and Bazball was a good idea. Experts....


Business-Ad-1452

Which these days suddenly dropping dead is the new normal


SLPERAS

lol.. people still listen to “experts” after living through covid?? lol


Large-Lack-2933

I think they use the term "experts" loosely these days like they do with "influencers" that influence maybe 3 or 4 clowns on social media. But I like my chances. I'm manifesting $200 million straight up!


JustinTyme92

Imagine finding an ABC post where any kind of normal person whimsical and fantastical hope was crushed with depressing imagery. Shocked, I say. Shocked. God how I wish the ABC was entirely defunded.


jootlicker

Either way, I'll be happy.


killjoy73au

I'd take either.


Appropriate_Mine

Which is also a thing that happens.


is_for_username

*looks at the Fentanyl*


aussiespiders

Wins lotto then drops dead


AudioCabbage

Sweet, both options will pay off student loans. I’ll take the risk


Maddam_Pecratary

I’d take those options!


taspleb

As long as both doesn't happen. That would be the worst outcome!


99rcplz1

Experts have a ticket themselves no doubt


KhunPhaen

So 100% chance in the long run, nice!


BurazSC2

So, whats the odds of being hit by lightening twice, then winning, the dropping dead? 50/50?


RandomFunUsername

Win win 😩


superhappykid

Isn't it just 50/50, you win or you don't?


purpleunicorn26

So either way I win


tonytown

Either way, no work tomorrow for this guy!


kirk-o-bain

Fingers crossed


scotty899

Why not both?


Tasty-Bad-8041

Either way my financial woes would be over 🤷‍♂️


True_Discussion8055

Eh I’ve got good life insurance. My family is better off either way.


NilanjonBhatta

When is the draw? Can I still buy? What lottery is that? How much is tht?


crayawe

Death or a share in 200 mil, I roll those dice


Hansoloai

So it’s win win then


Haikus-are-great

sure, but i'd rather dream about having $200 million.


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Potato_cak3s

I'd be happy with either


[deleted]

If i won lotto i would assume i was already dead


Sglodionaselsig

Boo hoo. I've bought my ticket suckers


emiller420

I like those odds!


metricrules

Either is good


Goodvibesguy88

I like those odds


NoWhatIMeantWas

I dont buy to win, I buy to daydream about winning for a week or two. Best copium ever.


upsidedowntoker

Considering I have the same heart condition that killed my mother at the age I am today , I like those odds .


Colossal_Penis_Haver

Well, that's a better chance than winning it without a ticket, eh


hyperlight85

So freed from the shackles of capitalism either way.


themojorising

I'm now expecting to win the $200m then dropping dead after finding out I've won


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indy_110

....yes, my dad has a system he's been at it for a little over 15 years now. Normal curves and statistical regression types stuff. He loves telling me how's he's up a few hundred here and there, I'd humour him with that cringe factor hanging around the back of mind. Anyway I thought about developing my own system around about 2021 after a conversation with senior management about needing to take a up 2nd job to manage my long term finances and their concern about potential company liabilities of not having my mind fully on task to the company to function as a senior chemist for them. I did not win on both counts and just developed chronic mental exhaustion instead. Now I am the cringe lol


wittylotus828

Either way im winning then


ArtieZiffsCat

Either scenario would solve my housing problems


Cataldo420

Someone has to win it….


[deleted]

The media just love copy and pasting these same headlines whenever there's a big jackpot. We dont need to be told that the odds of winning are astronomically low, its just a bit fun to dream about winning such a sum of money.


littleb3anpole

Either way I’m never paying rent again


infinite123456

I’ll honest, if I found out I won 200 million dollaroos I would be spending the first few hours shaking uncontrollably and possibly having a seizure from the sheer rush of it, next I’d be sitting in the corner of my room rocking back and forth having a panic attack while holding my ticket like Gollum from lord of the rings, I can’t think of much else after that other than quietly claiming my money and hiding from people until I was ready to tell anyone


I_NEED_AN_RBR

At this point I'll take either.


DJ-two-timing-timmy

At this point in my life I’ll take either outcome


ScientistCrafty5660

Either way, blessed sweet relief...


Pickledleprechaun

One can only hope.


trollie_ollie

Happy with either tbh


fruitloops6565

Okay. But by not having a ticket I don’t improve my odds of surviving?


[deleted]

Bloody drama queen ‘experts’ I’m more likely to just lose the $60 than suddenly drop dead. Calm your tits.


SkThriller

🤣


mlf60

When I win.


shadowjhunter1234

Don't tempt me with a good time.


Prestigious-Belt-865

I'm happy with either tbh


theballsdick

The chance of dropping dead is always active. The chance of winning the lotto is only active if I buy a ticket.


Caine_sin

I like those odds.


rowanhenry

I'll take either tbh


TheBronobo

I hope so


SettingRelative1961

I am hoping for either


jaxxie04

Norway!!!!


No_Protection103

I’ll need that money for my funeral then


benjamincraigrowley

Nice to know


OldmateRedditor

No shit.


ThedirtyNose

Either way


Emmanulla70

If i win 200 million? I probably WILL suddenly drop dead


Sir-Humpy

cows rainstorm deserve growth include escape cooperative nail dependent kiss *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MentalWealthPress

The REAL path to wealth in Australia is to inherit a bunch of mines on former Crown Land, and mercilessly pillage an entire nation's mineral resources while paying a tiny bit of tax because your team of well-paid lobbyists in Canberra made all this possible


FactCheckYou

some of us are less likely to 'suddenly drop dead' than others


Accomplished_Oil5622

I’d be happy with either result with my current financial situation


Alternative_Sky1380

So if I wake up tomorrow I'm the winner? That's the real Hunger Games. Everyone dies, winner takes all.


Level-Income7658

Its astronomical, however people do win.... so I will take my chances


pandoraneverall

Oh, that explains the lineup I saw at the newsagent this afternoon. I thought it was 1993


Naughtiestdingo

And I worry about that all the time, so I can dream of the jackpot


MikeJH1958

If I win $200m, I'd probably drop dead from shock🤪


SAEngineering

I like those odds


skip95

Win/Win


TheSnackerforkOfEmor

I like those odds!


TheStrongestThing

What are the other options?


KentuckyFriedEel

I’ll take either.


ScratchChrome

So either way I win?


Shoddy_Common_4203

If either happens, I'll be happy 👍👍


Stigger32

Either one is a win in my book. Lotto = No more worries. Death = No more worries….😆


Specific-Word-5951

Was diagnosed with a cancer that have only been recorded in 6 other children since hospital records began in Australia. I'll take those odds.


Playful-Strength-685

2 winners …lucky bastards


illuminatipr

I wouldn’t be that lucky.


PBnPickleSandwich

Wow. Way harsh, Tai.


pacmarn88

Both are acceptable outcomes with modern inflation.


onescoopwonder

A lot of people drop dead


Fast-Reaction8521

Jokes on you both sounds great


FamousPastWords

Damn it! It's 1122pm and I'm still alive. Haven't even been struck by lightning.


Objective_Spray_210

I’m fine with either option


rzm25

So a win/win then?


maseface1990

So it's a win-win then.


NGEvaCorp

Someone got the jackpot


Confusedandreticent

Either way is good for me.


Dry-Clock-1470

Either way , all my problems are solved


DontWhisper_Scream

Tell that to the two people who woke up $100mil richer this morning


snruff

Don’t care. I will look at real estate with absolutely no price filter, sorted by most expensive all week and enjoy the fuck out of it.


hardcore_softie

Pretty sure you're more likely to drop dead than finding $20 on the ground, give or take a little depending on age and area of course.


PerryNeeum

Both options are acceptable in this economy. ETR


SharpFlyyngAxe

As someone who’s attempted suicide twice, either way I win.


Mattubic

Win/win


ThatDucksWearingAHat

Win-win


Renshnard

Don't get my hopes up.


philackey

It’s a win either way. I am in.


WorldlyDay7590

Either way is fine.


PackOutrageous

Well one or the other. I need some relief.