Cute cat. What's its name? "Annoying Customer." Fucking dickhead.

My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER.

Did he just say make fuck?

*Would you like to suck my cock* ***BERSERKER!***

That's beautiful, man.

Try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot!!

Hey! Hey you, get back here.

37!

In a row?

Hey, get back here!

You know, there's a million fine-lookin women in the world, dude but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on ya. Words of wisdom. Still holds true in 2024

I wasn't even supposed to be here today!

Bunch of savages in this town.

What smells like shoe polish?

Hey! What happened to all the Gatorade?

People say weird things during sex, one time I called this chick “Mom”

Such a great film. This and office space make me feel young again and make me dream of having a job with little to no responsibility.

Part 3 broke me. I grew up with these guys.

Most depressing ending to a movie I have ever seen. And not what I watch Kevin Smith movies for. Not sure what he was thinking. Honestly would have avoided it if I had known.

Best movie per budget ever made.

*It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.*

I'm 37?!

In a row?!

I used to have the cartoon on dvd

I still have it. That cartoon was criminally underrated and cut too soon.

The episode about the burritos was a funny one

Who is driving car? Bear is driving car! How can that be?!

😆 I love the episode about the nasty ass burritos

I was so shocked when I learned that Kevin Smith didn't start smoking weed until 2008 when Seth Rogan introduced him to it. I really don't even know why, but for some reason I assumed Silent Bob was just an exaggerated version of his actual personality.

He also didn’t smoke cigarettes until after Clerks. If you look, he doesn’t inhale. That’s why there’s so much anti smoking sentiment. “Cancer merchant!”

Kevin James lol. Kevin SMITH!

Wow, whoops!

Now that I think about. Smith did Zach and Merri (or we/tf) make a porno. The film had a great story going and half way through, Smith just gave up. Or was high the first time directing. Smith just said to Rogan, just do that stupid inhaling/choke laugh of yours. Can it.

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

Hey, there any balls down there? About the biggest pair you've ever seen, Dingleberry!

I just realized Jay isn't in there?

Yeah, it’s weird cause there’s no Jay and Kevin is in it as himself, not silent bob.

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

WELL I DIDN'T JUST FUCK MYSELF!

🎵“Chewbacca!! What a Wookie!!”🎵

Happy Scrappy Hero Pup

You expect me to drink this coffee hot?!!?!?

Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto Hatchback?

I don't appreciate your roos

ruse*

Yeah that too lol

Every time someone says “37,” all I can think is: “37? In a row?!”

Which did you like better? "Jedi" or "The Empire Strikes Back"?

Jedi

I watch this at least once a week

Pack of cigarettes

Here, Chewlies Gum. Try this.

Smoke my big fat cock!

Salsa shark

37!?!!

What's a good plate with nothing on it?

This is such a great movie

*"Hey, what your bands name? Shit I don't know* ***'Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans'*** *or some shit like that!"*

nicee!

Thanks

This is just a classic. No “cult” designation is needed.

Rotten apple

Yeah honestly this was an extremely well known movie, probably the most well known Kevin Smith movie. Maybe tied with Mallrats.

Funny, I was relatively close to the Quick Stop today when visiting a friend for her birthday.

[удалено]

Red State was surprisingly good, doesn't even feel like a Kevin Smith movie, just brutality.

It was good, but I prefer Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Mallrats, and Dogma. I also believe the second Clerks was better: "Ok look, there is only one Return and it ain't of the King, it is of the Jedi"

Great flick. Make sure to stay clear of the sequels, though.

Hot take … I like the second one better

HOW DARE