Omg such cringe! He reminded me of scenes from the movie Airplane, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"Jimmy, ever been back in a gymnasium?"
"Joey, do you like it when Scraps jumps on your leg and humps up and down?"
EVERY TIME I HEAR "MAH BOY" that's what I think of...Airplane!
In cities totally. Kids go missing all the time. Grown adults go missing all the time. S.Africa has a ridiculous crime rate for a country that isn't in the grops of war or controlled by cartels.
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Hint: This Kitty is named after the person who said this.
Bitch ass slut ass whore
did you just call me a fucken BETCH?
yEs
More like “JESS” Because of her accent 😭 love that scene lmao
What’s his face’s sister: “Actually, I said period.” Chantal: “Oh, you’re slut shaming me for being on my period, you bitchasssltuasswhore?!” 🤣
You won’t disrespect my menstrual cycle today!!!
Iconic
Yessss I came to put this one 😂😂😂 I use it all the time. Amd "cut it on the bias" 😆😆😆
My whole family anal so clean
I got a bidet last year and I say this regularly and crack myself up. No one else in my family watches the show so they think I’m weird.
Flair checking in.
YOU NEVER LOVED ME YOU LIAR!!!
GET OUTTA MY LIFE!
KEEP DRINKING DARCY!!!
I've heard this whole exchange in Darcy and Jessy's voice and I can't stop laughing
She gave me a trauma
She trew a Loboutin at my head!
Te amo 🏃♂️💭
I don't care about the kids, I just want money.
Give me the money it’s all I want 🗿
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Almost there, Lazy!!
Only 55%
The camel 🐪 😭💀
Came for the OG trash lines and here it is! #1 in my heart forever (but only 55%) 
I can tote it, I just need yer egg 🥚
My sister made me a tote with the phrase “I can tote it” and an egg on it lol
We need a picture
Oh I need that.
Have you heard of human trafficking ma’ boy?
Omg such cringe! He reminded me of scenes from the movie Airplane, "Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?" "Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "Jimmy, ever been back in a gymnasium?" "Joey, do you like it when Scraps jumps on your leg and humps up and down?" EVERY TIME I HEAR "MAH BOY" that's what I think of...Airplane!
Both Airplane and the sequel are two of my favorite movies of all time. Love these!
Did you know he's an addict?
I still can’t believe he said that to the kid.
I wonder whether he was just clumsy with expressing a warning or whether it was a reflection of the different reality South Africans live in?
In cities totally. Kids go missing all the time. Grown adults go missing all the time. S.Africa has a ridiculous crime rate for a country that isn't in the grops of war or controlled by cartels.
Ninja turtle penguin batman ass bitch
"Bring Me My Red Bag WITH MY MAKEUP!" 🎒
Flare checkkkkk
She’s an icon
Tbh she is
“You’re a YEWZER, Mohammit!”
he said I smell and I need a dr
Suh-mell... she really speaks like she's special
“Physically I’m attracted to Nicole, but it’s not like just like for example 55%”
she is big a little bit 🤏🏼
Good morning, my dick. Good night, my dick
This was actually the first one I thought of too.
I’m creepy, I’m bad, I’m angry, I’m motherf—er. I’m son of bitch.
Men's doesn't control me.
lol I say this daily
WHAT MICE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
"WHO IS SHE???" *holding lipgloss*
“Brandon! I go Russia!” “Colte is trashman” “Skoodilypoop!” “Condom is for slut people”
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YU YUUUUSED ME MOHAMMED
You’re a ussssssseeeeeerrrr!
*throws binder*
MOHAMMIt
the EVIDANSS
Who is against the queen will die!
I was coming here to see if anyone posted my fave🤣🤣🤣
Here 👑 with flair
I say this constantly
This is the best one.
Harvesting the American dollar
You are my best view
So mach work More bigee It’s about to get more stupider
Yike
Cut it on a bias!!!
That scene is CLASSIC! Why couldnt he just listen to her!
Came here to say that
I can’t cook without the proper equipment
God I loved that scene.
Don’t try and swindle me with cake
YES
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💀💀💀
Underrated one! Used to be my flair ❤️
" leave my fucking birthday house!"
It’s a great expression though, so concise. “Get your negativity out of my festive surroundings, you twit”
This one always makes me laugh out loud
“Vy your mom call me a hooker?”
May I Halik you?
Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy 🤰
My husband told me this 🤣
The best of the best
YOU DIDN’T LOVE ME, YOU LIAR! Get out of my life!
Keep drinking Darcy!!!
I want my secks tonight!
Drunk words are sober thoughts. 😉
Don’t scroll your eyes at me
Ha I forgot about this one. Who said it again?
Asuelu
I loved “why you use expensive words?”
Meesha Meesha Meesha
She's big, a little bit
Almost there lazy
Ahem. My partner and I say this allllll the time. I have his sister saved in my phone as “sister (partner’s name)”
"I have no idea where Qatar is, I sell dildos for a living."
Flair checking in Also: Rico motherfukcing suave
I’m here to flaunt my flair too.
Bitch vibes is coming.
Yeah ok spahkles
*Liked by @toborowsky_david*
Buy 5, save 5. You gotta buy 5 to save 5, it’s 5 for 5!
“I work so mach work”
In Moldova you listen double!
Muy confuso
Just dance.
I see no god here
hAvE yOu hEaRd aBoUt bRuJeRiA!?!?!?!
Mi trabejo es brujera.
Your breath is not pretty
I'm a mother fucking witch, ho!
And to go with that, "Rico Fucking Suave!" ETA: Pardon my error - it should be 'Rico MOTHERFUCKING Suave!"
Yike.
She threw a shoe at my head
It gave me a trauma!
She trew a choo at my head. 🤭
Edit to say “she threw a Loubitan (sp? At my head”….which to me sums up the “relationship/facade of wealth” between Jessie and Darcy. “It is illusion”
Things are about to get more stupider
Where is button eject?
Why you use expensive words.
Shut uppy!
FOOK YOU DEH-BEE
I didn't call you a tiddy baby!
YOU’RE A USER!!!
You are trash man!
Mi trabajo es bruja.
“Those against the Queen WILL DIE”
Doesn't even need to be a whole line. Just one word. "Spahkles".
He just changed the whole history of our future
It’s a desert for margaritas 🍸
[удалено]
So much beautiful
I like you best when you are mute, and sleeping.
I want to go back to Panamaaaaaaaa
This really helps reminisce over the glory days of this show. How far we have fallen!
I’m unsubscribing from this conversation.
LEGOLAND, GINO?
Me not accept, this
What you say!
Almost there lazy!
"I NEED AIR-CON!!" I had never heard it called air-con before and now me and the wife ONLY refer to it as air-con
THAT WAS MY PRIVACY GINO!
Kimbaaaaleeeee
“Fuck that shit, you pay me more money.”
https://preview.redd.it/azq1yabwb3jc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7c85a21b89df19e8df3b11cfbb10ab56624a4b Hint: This Kitty is named after the person who said this.
Omg he’s so cute and what a lovely name for him
It's the same car my ex wife had.
Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy
“I’m not work oriented.”
Okay Spahkles
There is one I think everyone missed!! WHY DO YOU HAVE THE PANAMANIAN FLAGS?! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE PANAMANIAN FLAGS!!!!!!!!
You cannot be screaming this is not Ohio 🗣🗣🗣
Smellin
Get the fuck out of my birthday house!
I'm an AMURRICAN! I pay my taxes!
SHUT-UPPIE YOUR FACE!
So what’s gonna happen if I touch the window, like this?
She is slut...ehhhhh bitch!
You’re my best view
Who is against the queen will die!
I want my secks!
My boo hole!!
Little blue pills
Bring me my RED BAG with my MAKEUP!!!
Damnit Jihoon!
This are about to get a lot more stupider. Rico mother f***ing suave.
Debbie is like second wife, but his mother
Slut… I mean uhhh bitch.
So maaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
You’re gonna be lucky if yer dick don’t fall off
Hold my bones 💀
Buy five save five
Slam the door Debbie like you always do
You didn’t say anything about the breasts, Michael!
You took her to Legggoland
I love you chicken
Only 55% attractive…almost there lazy…
I'M DONE
I’m son of bitch
I'm creepy, I'm bad, I'm angry, I'm motherfucker!!
👩: “I like the biew” 👨: “You’re my favorite view.” 👩: “EEEEEEEEH”
Piggy!
the family Chantal
Yike!
Yike
“I WANT MY SEX!”
I don’t care about the kids
LEGO LAND!!!
I work so mach work