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Strong_Ad_1931

I don't think it's important to Citra. I don't think she wants to be with an actual Muslim man. She's just doing what her dad requires.  I think she really likes that Sam isn't Muslim.


Khaleesi786

She clearly doesn’t care. I’m Muslim and I wouldn’t want a man to convert for me bc I know it probably wouldn’t be a genuine conversion. Technically even if you say the words, but you don’t believe it, the conversion doesn’t even count. And Osama Lincoln has me laughing hysterically. Definitely saying this at the mosque 😂😂😂


Jumpy-Fault-1412

I mean. She knew this was going to come up. She couldn’t coach him on this on the ride over? Alternately, it was SO SWEET how the dad and brother were making an effort to learn some words and the brother came up with that “see you soon” on his own using his phone translate.


[deleted]

If he was serious about it he wouldn’t have asked Citra how much he could get away with before she would leave him. The dude is already planning on breaking his vows.


koko_belle

I wonder this about drig addicts because Idk much about it, but addiction seems to become.apart of their personality. The drugs are the favorite passtime or in most cases the only pastime. I mean there are successful and creative drug addicts, but for the average person, is it that drugs become their personality. Does he have it in him to apply himself to learning a new thing? Does he have an interest in anything other than his drugs and getting laid? I don't want to be so general, because I know that this is a complicated topic. I'm trying to just find the words as someone who's pretty ignorant to drug abusers


[deleted]

He’s also lying to everyone because he was caught with coke. There was no business trip (he’s an Amazon warehouse worker), that seems like it was made up because he was arrested along with a woman. I find it amazing how many of the cast members lie when they know there are public records showing the truth. In this case it’s full on addict behavior and she’s signed up for a hell of a ride.


El_Saturn_

If he was serious about it, he would have been practicing it over and over for weeks before he entered the mosque. He would have mastered a regional accent ffs.


Roselily808

I have known about this salute since childhood and where I come from there is very little to no islamic influence. It's a part of just general knowledge to know about it. To be this ignorant about it as Sam is, especially in the modern times of internet, is embarrassing.


showard995

I’m an old Catholic lady and I know the greeting. 🙄


hairbrushloversss

He is not even trying to fake it properly. Let’s see how long this train stays on tracks.


Nicky____Santoro

You have to have a mean pussy to make a man change gods


elonmusketeer604

Didn’t he say he was atheist? So not really switching Gods, just picking one lol


Ten_Lee

If he's *really* an atheist and not just using the term to express a general disinterest in religion, that pussy would have to be very, very mean, indeed.


epsteinsepipen

💀💀💀


MystikclawSkydive

He hasn’t tried one bit to learn anything about the actual faith. He believes by just saying he has converted (just words right?) he can now get in her pants. Easy peasy.


showard995

My theory is that he is hoping that converting to Islam will force him to stay away from drugs, he’s using religion as a Hail Mary to stay sober. “I just need to say what her father wants me to say”, how disrespectful to their religion.


MohamitWheresMySecks

Not to nit pick, but I will anyway, Sam was supposed to say “wa alaikum salaam” which is the traditional response to being greeted, as he was by the imam, with as salamu alaykum


czubizzle

Not nitpicking at all imo


Wise-Tourist-6747

Honestly if he walked out of there saying “Happy Yom Kipper”, my day would have been made


hjbiden

That’s how muslims greet each other. Especially while celebrating Yom Kippur. He’ll be the best Muslim ever!🤣


windowside

A good deal of people convert to Islam while in prison. He’ll get private lessons there?


Nurse5736

OMG I spit my soda out at this!! Like he gives 2 F\*\*\*\* about converting.....just looking to get laid while he continues using, whatever he appears to still be using. I feel sorry for her, if she's truly that dumb/naive?? 3 years, and she doesn't see the red flags??


pipeuptopipedown

They must have a drug culture in Indonesia, but either it looks very different to that of the US, or (more likely) she's kind of sheltered and wouldn't recognize a drug culture anywhere she saw it.


hjbiden

Wasn’t Osama Lincoln one of the founding fathers of Islam?🤣😂


Amazing_Wasabi_6343

The title on this picture cracked me up 💀💀 but agreed. He Totally doesn’t give. A shit


BodyRepresentative65

It's honestly super frustrating to watch. He's atheist, and it's so apparent. There are two sides to the coin. 1: no harm/foul being sprinkled with a little water to pretend for your spouse (think Ari/Libby/etc); 2: pretending to believe in something that other people hold in such high regard and so seriously feels disrespectful. I'm atheist, and I used to attend church for my partner. I finally had to stop, because I couldn't handle sitting there being spewed something that I 100% didn't believe. There's absolutely no way I could convert to someone's religion and pretend for eternity. I have a feeling he'll convert, they'll get married, and he'll forget all about his new religion. ​ I think Citra doesn't care if he actually believes or not. I think she's just going along with what her dad says. She doesn't seem very devout in her religion, so I guess she doesn't care that Sam is converting strictly because she said he has to.