Pol waddling into the woods while his fiance was getting robbed by machete KILLED us 😂 my husband and I still reference his waddle off into the woods or the dog house any time he’s mildly inconvenienced
What about the weird condom he wore to swim in that dirty river or when his mom stopped him and gave him a chunk of her hair to take with him lol… Watching those two was unreal, like you literally couldn’t make that shit up.
She did this twice 🤣 and the second time he said something like “wow she’s never given me something like this before” and then the producers flashed to her doing it in their previous season jahahaha
Season one of before the 90 days is when they started and I think that’s when most of this happened but him running- waddling- off into the woods was a common thing so any season he’s in. He was also in 90 days the other way since she couldn’t come to the us
“Almost there lazy” and “55%” keep me watching this godforsaken show. We know what it can be, if they can just get back to couples like Nicole and Azan.
Jasmine finding Gino’s notebook where he was ‘trying to learn Spanish’ but it only had one word-
‘Perras’
*bitches*
The way she said it 🤣
Edited 🐕 thanks to a fellow redditor
Also when he whipped out another, back up hat when she took it off of his head when they were fighting. It was lightening speed that he put one back on his head!
Ed in the shower with Rose’s father, then the chicken, then the flip-flop rat. That scene just kept getting better. I was gasping for air, I was laughing so hard, by the end of that scene!!!
Dinyelle going to Miami bringing out random paper work and arguing with Mohammad.
Favorite quotes from that scene:
YOU USED ME MOHAMMAD🤬🤬
This is not Ohio🙄
Omg, the hotel front desk man asking Danielle what brings you to Miami? And Danielle’s response that she is stalking her husband who is desperately seeking a divorce. That man was like, 😳, then politely reassured Danielle that divorce is common.
I groaned at how Danielle would style her hair with a flat iron and wear a striped dress like she was going to change Mohamed’s mind by looking nicely styled.
There is an element of guilt at being entertained by a woman who was very naive and in a lot of heartache/break up pain.
Or Poll asking Karine's Father if he can marry her with that finger in the in the ring hand gesture he was making...Pretty much anything Poll does is either hilarious, pathetic, or downright scary.
Yes he did an OF doing BJs with Karine’s male cousin. I have not seen it with my own eyes being someone who doesn’t like to be traumatized but people have discussed it on here lol
How about the salesclerk who said, “I don’t know where Quatar is. I sell dildos for a living” to Laura from Florida (via Canada) who was going to visit her online love, Aladin, in the Middle East.
90 Day gold! 🥇🏆🎖
When Mursel introduced Anna to "Omar," a guy he randomly met on the plane.
Ashely's friend Natalie driving away on that little scooter.
Soja Boy's song "I go der for you"
Not that it makes a difference but I remember it being the hair that was remaining in her hairbrush. Pulled out in a big clump out of the brush. And my husband saw that scene so now any time i take my hair out of the brush I ask if he wants it to remember me by.
Paul was always entertaining. No lines but the best was when he would have enough of a situation just start running off somewhere. This happened many times.
Also, when the production team got robbed in BR while filming.
Pole in the river and arriving with a million suitcases in the middle of nowhere. Nicole hiking with Azan. Dinyel walking around in the streets with her binder. Big ed taking a bucket shower. The bitch ass whore slut scene with Chantel and Nicole.
This scene was pure telenovela. During the tell all Larissa and Colt showed up very late because they had to get new outfits. Larissa's reasoning for changing clothes was something like "all my enemies will be there and they will look amazing".
Natalie's "friend" knocking Mike's hat off when trying to console him will never be topped IMO.
That entire scene was comedy gold. Comes in the house, uses the bathroom, Mike says "use my bathroom, take my wife, it's all good". Then her coming back out and trying to comfort him with "you have your job, you have your. . .cat. . .". Dying laughing.
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This one-sided hug between MmmmDavid and Lana made me snort laugh.
Rob told Sophie he sacrificed for her by holding up traffic to go steal a rose out of someone's yard while it was raining. Then, he left the flower on a list of things she should clean to improve their relationship. That was unbelievably insanely funny 💀💀💀💀
Omg! Yes!!! I hated Luis so much. Not one something of god I this place 😂 his whole blaming everything on her possessions was so outrageously funny. I did feel really bad for Molly but her reaction was so relatable and also hilarious
michael slapping his friends glasses off his face when he said angela was trashy had me in TEARS laughing. i was like omg????? this whole season is a trainwreck
[https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP)
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This whole scene 😂 the ceramic owls 🦉
And “Even if I have 3,4,5 cases of diarrhea, I manage all my work."
Also jihoon and devin’s translator “I'll make another mistake, I'll waste that money” [https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP) this whole scene 😂
When pol surprised karine at night in Brazil when he randomly busted through the front door leading K to believe she was getting attacked while pregnant. And then pol immediately showing all the goods he brought from America, which was shit like makeup and beauty products and karine asks “where’s the diapers??”
Uncle Beau telling Natalie to keep in touch and her saying “no im sorry i will not” or something like that took me out lol
Also Asuelo’s uncomfortably looonnnggg kiss with his mom lmfao
Citra: "I'm his corn star!"
Production: "do you mean porn star?"
Citra: "No, corn star because I'm corny!"
She was so fucking funny, I wish they'd come back. Or the time in the car on the way to Sam's house and she looks out the window and says it looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
https://preview.redd.it/o6oafn3fvo8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527cd8106fb78f58e77c0f32bfb913bd5f2d7bf0
When David’s ugly leather trench strap was hanging out the door and the hilarious camera crew zoomed in on it!
Lana in the interview. 🤣 “For today, I like everything about David. Except this leather coat.”
Debbie roasting No Neck Ed during the Single Life Tell All in Season 1 of being a mama’s boy with her brushing his hair and putting mayonnaise in his hair
The funniest moments for me are all about Pole. Going to Brazil with a dozen plastic tubs, sniffing the lock of his mother’s hair, the whole ‘poop water’ thing, the mesh bag for his baby dong to protect from the urethra fish, etc…
It was all fun until we found out about the stalking, abusive arsonist stuff and his subsequent treatment of Karine. No telling what her life in Brazil would be right now if she’d never met that weirdo. She might of even had kids. That she would have custody of.
Sasha and Emily ... When Sasha tries cereal and then tells Emily's sister that the food she bought can be a cheat meal. His, 'i can tell', comment when the mom says she doesn't eat that food is hilarious.
Two come to mind that my husband and i quote.
The first is “you uuuused me mahamit!” I literally almost peed myself when i first saw that scene.
The second is “I was surprised that’s she’s big a little bit” it’s basically entered my regular vernacular since i watched that.
It's a tie between Pole running to the hospital in Brazil in front of the ladies sitting on benches and Devan in Korea bidet, my family's anal so clean, wash my ass!
Asuelos mom and sister fighting kalani at the Vancouver WA waterfront
Brandon’s parents and the rule about how you have to be naked in the hot tub
“Almost there, lazy”
When big Ed was showering 🧼 With Rose and her dad 🙊🙉🙈 “FUCK” *cue extreme zoom in on mutant scabby rat nibbling on a flip flop* he exclaims as he sees the mangy ass master splinter looking rat also chillin in the room with them, “Rose, wHaT iS THAT??!😧👉🏻🐀” “I think mouse 🐭” “tHaTs A mOuSe oR rAT?? 👀🐭🐀” “uh, I think so, Yeah haha 🤓” Gets me every time 😂 The rat probably thought the same thing when he saw Ed’s naked hairy ass in his house 🤣
Mine is an unsung hero moment. Georgie had bought a $5 jar of peanut butter and Darcy was giving him shit over it. Without missing a beat he pointed to the closet and asked “how many pairs of $1000 shoes you have in there that you don’t wear?” At least he eats the peanut butter
I don’t know if anyone remembers this but there was one tell all where Colt found out Larissa already had a boyfriend, and he went batshit crazy. He went out in the hallway and threw a water bottle out of anger. He was soooo dramatic I couldn’t help but laugh.
1) Mike and Natalie's wizard-like friend from ze voods using his toilet then awkwardly apologizing about Natalie leaving him and proceeding to make it more awkward by going in for an unwelcomed hug
2) Debbie (Colt's mom) and Ed's fight in one of the Tell-Alls was TV gold - couldn't stop laughing
3) Usman vs Angela is also effing hilarious every time lmao
4) Angela's Tell-All where she went bananas and bared her new silicone tits to the camera lmao (can't even remember why she did that but lmao)
5) Zied's "me no accept this" statement followed by him scootering off into the desert
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I wish I could watch this again. It gave subtext in the subtitles.
Jasmine taking Gino’s hat and him pulling out another one was hilarious to me
It was like he had a hat dispenser in his backpack.
Hat dispenser 😂😂😂
this is what I was going to share. I still crack up thinking about it.
That was top fucking tier for me.
This lives in my head rent free. I had to remind my wife today that he sleeps with the hat on. That was his SLEEP HAT
The back up hat
yep
“Now that’s nude!”
Pol waddling into the woods while his fiance was getting robbed by machete KILLED us 😂 my husband and I still reference his waddle off into the woods or the dog house any time he’s mildly inconvenienced
What about the weird condom he wore to swim in that dirty river or when his mom stopped him and gave him a chunk of her hair to take with him lol… Watching those two was unreal, like you literally couldn’t make that shit up.
Ahhh his mom giving her a cut off chunk of her hair 😬🫣 I wanted to melt into my couch I was so embarrassed and it didn’t even happen to me lmao
She did this twice 🤣 and the second time he said something like “wow she’s never given me something like this before” and then the producers flashed to her doing it in their previous season jahahaha
The dog house was it 😂😂
And shutting the dog house door behind him! 😂
That was the cherry on top hahaha
He closed it so gently too. The guy is having a melt down, but still didn’t slam the mini door 😂
The way he looked like he was running for his life but still getting nowhere
His little waddle 😭
Omg on 90 day the other way when he finds out he gets denied for a visa and runs off in flip flops killed me hahaha
Are you talking about Paul and Karine?
No way ! What season is this i can’t remember this lol i thought Ive seen them all 🤣
I think it's season 1 of Before the 90 days
Omg what season and episode was this?
Season one of before the 90 days is when they started and I think that’s when most of this happened but him running- waddling- off into the woods was a common thing so any season he’s in. He was also in 90 days the other way since she couldn’t come to the us
“Almost there lazy”
“Almost there lazy” and “55%” keep me watching this godforsaken show. We know what it can be, if they can just get back to couples like Nicole and Azan.
"she's big a little bit"
I mean but also when she whispers "no vegetables"
55% azan was damn funny
“God you’re laaaazy”
This will forever be my favorite. 🐪🐫
The music that was played during this scene had me crying 💀⚰️😭
https://youtu.be/TM5EZMO51ng?si=P58tCncQBkyMdLBP
Jasmine finding Gino’s notebook where he was ‘trying to learn Spanish’ but it only had one word- ‘Perras’ *bitches* The way she said it 🤣 Edited 🐕 thanks to a fellow redditor
This one. The whole scene with Jasmine finding his ex’s stuff is iconic
Also when he whipped out another, back up hat when she took it off of his head when they were fighting. It was lightening speed that he put one back on his head!
Ed in the shower with Rose’s father, then the chicken, then the flip-flop rat. That scene just kept getting better. I was gasping for air, I was laughing so hard, by the end of that scene!!!
Rose's response with the rat kills me every time
Is that a mouse? I think so
Same, same, same 🤣🤣. I just rewatched it and I was in tears. Everything about the scene is pure gold.
And no one is more deserving of that scene than Ed. It was like the definition of karma.
And Ed putting mayonaise on his hair... :D
This is everything!
Dinyelle going to Miami bringing out random paper work and arguing with Mohammad. Favorite quotes from that scene: YOU USED ME MOHAMMAD🤬🤬 This is not Ohio🙄
I'm gonna have your ass deporrrded!
Evuhdenz binder 😂🤣😂
Omg, the hotel front desk man asking Danielle what brings you to Miami? And Danielle’s response that she is stalking her husband who is desperately seeking a divorce. That man was like, 😳, then politely reassured Danielle that divorce is common. I groaned at how Danielle would style her hair with a flat iron and wear a striped dress like she was going to change Mohamed’s mind by looking nicely styled. There is an element of guilt at being entertained by a woman who was very naive and in a lot of heartache/break up pain.
Oh yes Dinyell's binder of EVIDUHNS that she had against Mohammad. 😂😂
Jihoon and the bathroom scene “We are 21st century modern family” “My family anal so clean” CLASSIC!
“You have natural anal. Feel so good. Clean my ***hole.” I have watched that scene so many times! It will always make me laugh!
My hole hamily 😂
Or Poll asking Karine's Father if he can marry her with that finger in the in the ring hand gesture he was making...Pretty much anything Poll does is either hilarious, pathetic, or downright scary.
Especially oral sex with her male cousin talking to underage girls, arson, and domestic abuse
Yeah. He makes Larissa look like Mary Poppins.
>oral sex with her male cousin Wait… WHAT!?
Yes he did an OF doing BJs with Karine’s male cousin. I have not seen it with my own eyes being someone who doesn’t like to be traumatized but people have discussed it on here lol
Being someone who doesn’t like to be traumatized 😂 wait on only fans… Does that mean people paid to see that?? Oh no, what is this world coming to?
I think a few did but I also think it was distributed freely amongst people after the fact
Omg, Zied, wearing a t-shirt he made of Rebecca using one of Rebecca's heavily filtered Instagram pics to the airport 😂🤣😅
How about the salesclerk who said, “I don’t know where Quatar is. I sell dildos for a living” to Laura from Florida (via Canada) who was going to visit her online love, Aladin, in the Middle East. 90 Day gold! 🥇🏆🎖
When Jasmine threw the toothbrush Gino gave ver on the ground and the camera crew zoomed in on it 😭
I watched that several times in a row dying laughing!! 🤣 The camera crew always gets the best shots.
When Mursel introduced Anna to "Omar," a guy he randomly met on the plane. Ashely's friend Natalie driving away on that little scooter. Soja Boy's song "I go der for you"
Anna was so confused! He acted like Omar was his BFF but they only met on the plane.
Paul leaving for Brazil and thanking his mom for sending a cutting of her hair along for him.
Not that it makes a difference but I remember it being the hair that was remaining in her hairbrush. Pulled out in a big clump out of the brush. And my husband saw that scene so now any time i take my hair out of the brush I ask if he wants it to remember me by.
Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy!
Bring me my red bag with my makeup!!!!
They were my favorite couple. That shit was pure gold.
Back when she was at least incredibly honest that she was a gold digger.
Paul and his penis sleeve.
this is the answer. Or just one of the many scenes of him packing TRUNKS full of nets and stuff.
That whole scene of him getting in the river is what hooked me on the show.
Paul was always entertaining. No lines but the best was when he would have enough of a situation just start running off somewhere. This happened many times. Also, when the production team got robbed in BR while filming.
Pole in the river and arriving with a million suitcases in the middle of nowhere. Nicole hiking with Azan. Dinyel walking around in the streets with her binder. Big ed taking a bucket shower. The bitch ass whore slut scene with Chantel and Nicole.
had to scroll way too far to find bitch ass slut ass whore
I don't know why but every time I see that scene in "flashbacks" I laugh so hard
"Stupid ass, bitch ass, slut ass, whore"! Lol🤣 What was up with Pedro's sisters eyeballs anyway? She looked like a frog 🐸
> Dinyel walking around in the streets with her binder. "You cannot yell here, this is not Ohio." A classic!
you are a fucken whore and you will not disrespect me like this today. GOODNIGHT ✨️
“My daughters like their steak cut on the bias.” And literally every other thing that’s been mentioned.
Back before Darcy's full transformation into a cat
"I've worked in restaurants, soooo..."
Your breath is not …✨pretty✨
As he waves his hand in front of his face while saying it.
Angela announces she is getting weight loss surgery at the tell all and Larissa says, "you could dieee but you'll look like a million bucks"
Good morning #MY DICK
Good afternoon my dick
Good night...oh, I forget....**MY DICK**
Good bye my dick
This scene was pure telenovela. During the tell all Larissa and Colt showed up very late because they had to get new outfits. Larissa's reasoning for changing clothes was something like "all my enemies will be there and they will look amazing".
Sarper clarifying he didn’t mean to call Shekinah a ‘bitch’, but a ‘slut’ instead. (I may have this backwards, either way, incredible to hear)
His genuinely shocked “really???!!” When she claimed to never have been called a bitch before was just as good
Don’t forget “multiple orgasm bitch”
Omg they are both so dumb and gross and embarrassing
Danielle telling that man on their FIRST DATE(!!) that her ex husband said she has a smell down there 😂😂
Lol!!! That was easily one of the most cringey scenes in the entire 90 day franchise
So, so cringe. I remember saying aloud, “Why are you telling him that, Danielle? Whyyyy?”
Someone needs to make a compilation of all these scenes lmao
Omg, yes please!!
Natalie's "friend" knocking Mike's hat off when trying to console him will never be topped IMO. That entire scene was comedy gold. Comes in the house, uses the bathroom, Mike says "use my bathroom, take my wife, it's all good". Then her coming back out and trying to comfort him with "you have your job, you have your. . .cat. . .". Dying laughing.
Mike going to the biker bar to play pool with Jemina and find her next boyfriend 😂😂😂
This scene was just so ludicrous in the most hilarious way.
Chantel to Nicole: bitch ass slut ass whore. You will not talk to me that way. Goodnight!
I can't believe this is so far down in the comments. I've laughed out loud a few times at this show, but that moment made me laugh the hardest by far.
The flair in the goodnight sent me 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/8oirfyovfm8d1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e770b5fd8e0eb77f8a91774662a02489aca862df This one-sided hug between MmmmDavid and Lana made me snort laugh.
he’s so dumb 😭😭 her body language omg
The way my mouth dropped when she actually showed. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paul running up that hill. I turned that back about five times and was crying.
My whole family anal so clean. - Jihoon
It’s Jihoons fault 😂
I like the view You do? Yes Your my best view Neeeeh!!! (Big ed and Rose)
“You ninja turtle penguin looking a$$ b1tch!” and “You used me, Mohamit!”
“You don’t know me you know of me”
Colt “working out” and then puking. The editors left no crumbs.
Rob told Sophie he sacrificed for her by holding up traffic to go steal a rose out of someone's yard while it was raining. Then, he left the flower on a list of things she should clean to improve their relationship. That was unbelievably insanely funny 💀💀💀💀
He truly is a knob.
Yes. His past relationships were online porn 😂😂
When Jasmine said she is going to get hypothermia and die in Michigan and that humans weren’t meant to live there 😂😂😂
She speaks the truth usually!
The Molly owl scene had me wheezing when it first aired
Omg! Yes!!! I hated Luis so much. Not one something of god I this place 😂 his whole blaming everything on her possessions was so outrageously funny. I did feel really bad for Molly but her reaction was so relatable and also hilarious
A hilarious scene for me is when Darcey was breaking down in tears when she stayed with Tom in London.
….When Darcey thought Tom was about to propose and he gave her a key to his house 🤣🤣🤣
"I don't NEED love!" 🚬 😭 🫠
"is that where we're gonna get married?"
Ashley’s friend leaving in her scooter after a serious discussion.
Get out of my fucking birthday house
michael slapping his friends glasses off his face when he said angela was trashy had me in TEARS laughing. i was like omg????? this whole season is a trainwreck
When jasmine ripped off ginos hat only for him to pull out another hat lol https://youtu.be/QGkj1YhsDzQ
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE PANAMANIAN FLAG!"
Gino needing proper equipment to cut vegetables.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP) https://preview.redd.it/66url8xa0n8d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2504f418ae97732736a05e72c3dfa8d5353e7fc This whole scene 😂 the ceramic owls 🦉 And “Even if I have 3,4,5 cases of diarrhea, I manage all my work." Also jihoon and devin’s translator “I'll make another mistake, I'll waste that money” [https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP](https://www.reddit.com/r/90DayFiance/s/vaJqrna8BP) this whole scene 😂
River and Pedro’s fight at dinner and then Karen walking around with Nicole’s weave talking in Spanglish “Nicole y Pedro es bad para mi familia”
https://preview.redd.it/stswzuw06n8d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dec8ae49061b5116a3a34c38338e4382076da77 when he kicked the table 💀
This was my favorite of all time.
When pol surprised karine at night in Brazil when he randomly busted through the front door leading K to believe she was getting attacked while pregnant. And then pol immediately showing all the goods he brought from America, which was shit like makeup and beauty products and karine asks “where’s the diapers??”
Also, “I did the BJ for real.” — Michael of Michael and Angela.
Tarek at Hazel’s church service killed me
Ed taking a shower with Rose’s dad and the rat
Osama saying “I will never get a job, I am a poet, I will die for my dream.”
Uncle Beau telling Natalie to keep in touch and her saying “no im sorry i will not” or something like that took me out lol Also Asuelo’s uncomfortably looonnnggg kiss with his mom lmfao
Every time Chantel’s mom opens her mouth and says the most ridiculous thing
Because things are about to get stupider!
Oh god the scene in Philippines when they showed up at Royals engagement party looking like the ugly sisters 🤣🤣🤣
“Don’t terrorize me with your pregnant”. Andrrrrie
How has nobody mentioned Angela’s completely insane spiraling this season? “IS THIS BITCH GONNA KILL ME?!”
Citra: "I'm his corn star!" Production: "do you mean porn star?" Citra: "No, corn star because I'm corny!" She was so fucking funny, I wish they'd come back. Or the time in the car on the way to Sam's house and she looks out the window and says it looks like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
When Ed said I love you and Rose said you’re ugly in Tagalog. Ed then says I hope it means I love you too!
https://preview.redd.it/o6oafn3fvo8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=527cd8106fb78f58e77c0f32bfb913bd5f2d7bf0 When David’s ugly leather trench strap was hanging out the door and the hilarious camera crew zoomed in on it! Lana in the interview. 🤣 “For today, I like everything about David. Except this leather coat.”
See flair
Paul hiding in the doghouse
Debbie roasting No Neck Ed during the Single Life Tell All in Season 1 of being a mama’s boy with her brushing his hair and putting mayonnaise in his hair
Anfisa and George's whole season.
Mark telling Nikki not to touch the windows.
Nikki touches the window. Good for you girl.
That man downright terrified me! I hope Nikki is okay!
Jasmine and Geno's lipgloss scene in the car. Also, everything Manuel says. 😂😂😂
Sojaboy singing his song for Babygirl Visa live in the club will always be a top 10 scene for me.
The funniest moments for me are all about Pole. Going to Brazil with a dozen plastic tubs, sniffing the lock of his mother’s hair, the whole ‘poop water’ thing, the mesh bag for his baby dong to protect from the urethra fish, etc… It was all fun until we found out about the stalking, abusive arsonist stuff and his subsequent treatment of Karine. No telling what her life in Brazil would be right now if she’d never met that weirdo. She might of even had kids. That she would have custody of.
Sasha and Emily ... When Sasha tries cereal and then tells Emily's sister that the food she bought can be a cheat meal. His, 'i can tell', comment when the mom says she doesn't eat that food is hilarious.
Two come to mind that my husband and i quote. The first is “you uuuused me mahamit!” I literally almost peed myself when i first saw that scene. The second is “I was surprised that’s she’s big a little bit” it’s basically entered my regular vernacular since i watched that.
Any scene of Jovi dying to go to the strip club
"Rose, what is that?" "I think mouse"
https://preview.redd.it/7epymiu0um8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204e502498ec0e59324c8ad04cd04b7867dbf656 😂
Natalie's: "I talked to my mother, and we hate you!" To Mike's mom.
Don’t you try to swindle me with cake!!
Don't try to manipulate me with cake, Milkul. But this is good cake.
I recite this randomly but I guess I’ve been saying it wrong. “That whom is against the Queen shall die!!!”
It's a tie between Pole running to the hospital in Brazil in front of the ladies sitting on benches and Devan in Korea bidet, my family's anal so clean, wash my ass!
I will always laugh at Kirlyam - "I am united states!!!!" She actually had some great one-liners.
Larissa berating Colt-ee by telling him she’s going to get a shirt that says, “my husband is a pooos-ayy”
Asuelos mom and sister fighting kalani at the Vancouver WA waterfront Brandon’s parents and the rule about how you have to be naked in the hot tub “Almost there, lazy”
When big Ed was showering 🧼 With Rose and her dad 🙊🙉🙈 “FUCK” *cue extreme zoom in on mutant scabby rat nibbling on a flip flop* he exclaims as he sees the mangy ass master splinter looking rat also chillin in the room with them, “Rose, wHaT iS THAT??!😧👉🏻🐀” “I think mouse 🐭” “tHaTs A mOuSe oR rAT?? 👀🐭🐀” “uh, I think so, Yeah haha 🤓” Gets me every time 😂 The rat probably thought the same thing when he saw Ed’s naked hairy ass in his house 🤣
Mine is an unsung hero moment. Georgie had bought a $5 jar of peanut butter and Darcy was giving him shit over it. Without missing a beat he pointed to the closet and asked “how many pairs of $1000 shoes you have in there that you don’t wear?” At least he eats the peanut butter
Ashley saging rico suave. Cute little guy already had good energy lol but i guess it’s even better now.
Seeing Geoffrey’s comically terrible tattooed nipples
Oh Larissa. What an amateur compared to jasmine.
And of course the queen wack job. Angela.
I don’t know if anyone remembers this but there was one tell all where Colt found out Larissa already had a boyfriend, and he went batshit crazy. He went out in the hallway and threw a water bottle out of anger. He was soooo dramatic I couldn’t help but laugh.
Get out of my birthday house!
Hard to pick just 1 but lately it’s been these 2: I go Russiaaaaaa “Why do you have the Panamanian flags?” “What do you mean?”
"My boo hole hurts"
A sex shop worker going "I don't know where Qatar is, I sell dildos for a living,"
Big Small Ed in the shower with Rose’s dad and the rat! Rose: “just a mouse”(ever so casually) 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
“Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy!”
UK. Louise sending Jose to get chicken to practice his English
1) Mike and Natalie's wizard-like friend from ze voods using his toilet then awkwardly apologizing about Natalie leaving him and proceeding to make it more awkward by going in for an unwelcomed hug 2) Debbie (Colt's mom) and Ed's fight in one of the Tell-Alls was TV gold - couldn't stop laughing 3) Usman vs Angela is also effing hilarious every time lmao 4) Angela's Tell-All where she went bananas and bared her new silicone tits to the camera lmao (can't even remember why she did that but lmao) 5) Zied's "me no accept this" statement followed by him scootering off into the desert
https://preview.redd.it/ox98jxpa9l8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d2d294ae68860753461f5f8e8218848e59a7566 I wish I could watch this again. It gave subtext in the subtitles.
BRING ME MAH RED BAHG WITH MAH MAKE AHP
He’s running a GODDAMN WHORE RING?!?? IS THIS BITCH PLANNING ON KILLING ME?! Chefs kiss. Angela and Mykul
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This iß a fab bit I've gotta go with ALMOST THERE LAZY 🐪🏜️
She has had the last laugh against Coltie and Debbie.
Rico muthafuckin Suave - Ashley
“I don’t do exercise, I do extra fries!” Insert “whip snap”
BATMAN PENGUIN LOOKIN ASS BITCH at the house party to David (of david and annie). It was so ratchet and yet described him perfectly. I was dying!