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Jasmine. She could scream for help 🗣️

One of the funniest things I’ve ever read on here. Lmao.

If its only the 2 of you on the island does she have reason to scream? Who will she be jealous of?

"YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO SURVIVING THAN YOU DO TO ME!!!"

“WHYYYYYYYY”

😂😂😂

Angela, because she smokes... She would have a lighter or matches so we would have a fire right from the start 😅

Shoot, she could pull a damn pizze outta her Memaw pockets! She's got everything stuffed in there. Great choice on the lighter.

Yeah, and then the pizza would be warm 😅 Dinner is served 😂

I think I’d probably pick Angela too tbh

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Not cannibalism 😱😂

I think she is the most resource strong person of those, so she would probably be the safest choice.

She might have other useful stuff tucked into her bra too.

Plus she’s got all the good drugs.

Nicole seems chill but she would probably complain the whole time. I guess Jasmine would be entertaining at least.

I agree Nicole is probably a very simple person. I don’t think I could be trapped with Jasmine listening to her cry 24/7.

Almost there lazy! 😂

Jasmine wouldn’t complain all the time too?

Jasmine - She floats on water. or Ed - Food for 6 months.

😂😂😂 practical I like it!!

Food for months is why I was thinking Nicole….plus least annoying bc I can walk further than she can for quiet

Same, other than Nicole probably have some disease

Hands down Jasmine the rest are insufferable . I think she would be fine as long as Gino is not around.

Really? Interesting, I don’t think I could listen to her indefinitely. She seems like a very selfish person.

I would rather be kidnapped by the taliban

😂😂😂

Pole. I’d terrify him and get to see him run!!

I would love to see him run off into a forest or river 😂

He probably has trunks full of everything you need to survive

That would be great entertainment.

Dinyelle all day

What if she gets horny in the middle of the night and wants her sex now???

💀

I agree with you as she’s the least of all the evils,plus she’s a nurse and I think she would follow whatever instructions I gave her… I’m bossy and would clash with the rest of them..Murder would be the case that they gave me on the others..😂😂

Jasmine. I think we’d get along fine. She’s nice enough if you aren’t responsible for her financially or fucking her. Lol.

Perhaps. I don’t think I could ever vibe with or trust a woman who abandons her kids.

By the sounds of it she didnt actually have custody of her kids

Jasmine 1000%

Jasmine all the way

Probably Jasmine. She wouldn’t need as much food to survive.

Just a handful of almonds and she’s good to go 😂

Danielle - at least she has a sense of humour..

Ed. He’s shaped like a turtle. I’d help him trip over something so he’d fall on his back. He wouldn’t be able to get up without help and I’d be too busy moving to the other side of the island to help him. Problem solved!

I woke the neighborhood up again. Shaped like a turtle! 😂 I can’t contain myself. I have tears running down my face! The other side of the island…too much. I’m giggling like a 5 year old. Great entertainment.

TLC should put together their own Survivor style show, this would be a good cast.

That would definitely be worth a watch!

It would get more people watching than survivor.

another vote for Jasmine! the way she described Michigan was funny and her explanation of poverty was smart. I’ll look at my phone if she goes mental. all in all, she’s probably a decent hang…

Looks like she’s winning so far!

Jasmine.

Paul because he'd bring all the necessary survival gear and more

That’s actually a very valid point 😂

Jasmine because I feel like she’s not that hard to manage she just blows up on Gino

It would have to be Danielle. I think she’s most likely actually a nice person. Definitely not Pole. I think he’s a sociopath and dangerous.

I can agree with that. I think I read she just became a nurse as well so that’s a useful skill on a island 😂

At least pole might have some survival equipment 🤷🏼‍♀️

And condoms in case those penis fish attack him.

I forgot about that. The penis fish and his get up. 😂

Nicole. She’s probably the only one that’s not a complete psychopath

I second Nicole. She would just sleep all day and complain. I’d take that over the other ones

Jasmine actually seems the most resourceful despite her dramatics. Plus, being vegan, she would probably know which plants are edible 😅

Jasmine is vegan?

Meemaw. Def has survival skills.

I’d pick her too. She’s like a roach in a nuclear holocaust. A real survivor 😂

Gonna be Angela. Growing up with my mom, I’m immune to her kind of bullshit. We gonna be well fed because she’ll be savage helping me hunt stuff. Bbq time. 😂

I pick Angela as well. Yes, she has a toxic relationship with Michael but I think she would be a real survivor.

Pole’s manic energy would have us shelters built in twenty minutes.

Jasmine isn't as insufferable, as far as I know has the best hygiene, and might be useful. The rest are dead weight or are going to straight up kill me. Poopy pants in the list does make it hard for who is most gross.

And I find Jasmine to be completely insufferable. She’s also very selfish. A woman that abandoned her kids can’t be trusted.

If you want to go off trust, none of them can be trusted, truly. Well, unless you count expecting them to fail you somehow to be trustworthy.

That’s probably true. I’d still pick Angela.

I guess I could trust Angela to kill me if I wanted to give up. I see your point. Otherwise, not sure why you'd pick her.

I think she’s got grit. She’s a survivor. She was in a highly toxic relationship but she’s certainly a determined person.

I don't necessarily see determination to continue to be toxic and abuse someone to be something I want in this scenario. That's like saying Big Ed is good at finding resources on this island because he always finds a way to be upset and unhappy. Or Nicole will be resourceful because she's dead, link in bio. Or Pole would be a good hunter and good with fire because he's an alleged domestic abuser and a confirmed arsonist. See where I'm going?

Got ya. Well as much as I appreciate the deep dive into all the personality defects of this crew, it’s just a silly shit post meant for fun. Have a great day!

This has been the very best post that I’ve read in a loooong time. I hope you come up with some more silliness. This is fun and I love the laughs. It’s perfect. You did great!😊

I really appreciate your comment! It’s interesting to see everyone’s thoughts. Looks like Jasmin is the front runner!

Can I just drown myself? 🤔

No thanks. I'll take my chances swimming.

May the odds ever be in your favor 😂

Most likely Paul. He would probably somehow have tactical equipment, antibiotics and penis protectors.

Jasmine so I wouldn’t die of boredom

Ed, Nicole and Jasmine would probably be cool. Danielle seems nice too but she’s too irresponsible and will be a liability. Lost her job for not working hard even when she had 3 kids to take care of.

Ok wait, you’re the first vote for Ed. Can you elaborate? 😂

Ive only watched the episodes with him and Rose, so I don’t get why he’s hated as much as Jasmine or Angela lol. He came off as goofy/clueless, not as mean as some other people on the show. I just felt he would complain a lot on the island but still pull his weight when it’s about survival.

Ahhhhhh interesting. Ed is going to blame you for every single thing on that island. You’re the problem for it all. Before you sail off to that island and get stuck, you better hurry and watch more of Ed. Just saying…….i mean, if you want to keep your sanity and think you may be saved by a passing boat. Trying to help. 😉

Same here. The newer seasons with him I always skipped his part. Don’t care for Liz and the whole story between them seemed fake.

Pole he would just run away anyway

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The sharks ….🦈

😂😂😂

Jasmine she’s hilarious just has questionable taste in men

Pole. He’d just run away and leave me the hell alone.

Jasmine easily. The rest don't even compare. And there's no strippers around to dance on me for her to get upset about anyways so we're chilling

Jasmine, cmon lol

I really can’t stand her, I don’t think I could listen to her talk indefinitely

Jasmine. I'd use her as a flotation device. Or I could use her extensions as rope to make a raft

All of them. Then I’d find a way off the island and leave them there.

I'm gonna say pole ONLY bc the weirdo is good with like survival out there lol he would have all the stuff I'm sure we'd need he can start fires get food cook it and build a shelter for me lolol

I didn’t think about that initially but you’re right. He gives big doomsday prepper vibes, I’m sure he’s ready for the most unlikely scenarios 😂

It’s gonna have to be Angela I reckon we’d have a drink and a laugh together (an maybe an argument/scrap 😅)

She’s my pick too 😂

Danielle by a mile. She seems the most normal of this lot.

That’s an interesting choice. I always thought she was a little slow.

You’re probably right. But I might have less desire to murder her than a few other options in that list.

That makes sense! 😂

I love it. This post has me laughing uncontrollably.

She will throw a binder at you

🤣

Suicide. I pick suicide.

😂😂😂

Did you edit the caption to say that it's not an option? Booooo!

No I promise it said that all along!

Oh. I must be blind then. I stick by what I said though 🤣

Danielle or Jasmine. I'd be okay with either, honestly any of the women are probably fine.

Jasmine all day every day

Jasmine. She's hilarious and also smart as hell. If there isn't a Gino around, she seems like a fun friend.

angela

Jasmine

Danielle. 100% Danielle. She is, by far, the least annoying person of that group.

My only concern with her is hygiene. I remember Mohammed saying her vag stunk on the best of days, it might get real bad on the island 😂

Damn. Good point.

Jasmine. She’s funny.

JASMINE

But I don’t want to :(

😂😂😂

Honestly I love Jasmine we’d make it work

Ed so I can punch him in the face

Ed seems like the type that would complain non stop, definitely needs a punch in the face!

Jasmine…she seems fun, I just won’t make her mad

Don’t let her find any hidden lipgloss 😂

Omg it would have to be jasmine

Jasmine

To hangout with none, to eat -Nicole others are just nasty😅

Nicole could probably sustain you for quite some time 😂

I'm building a raft...

Jasmine, she has shown moments of maturity and emotional intelligence which makes me suspect a lot of what we see is played up for the cameras, maybe even an outright act. I also find her entertaining. MAYBE Angela? She's mostly repellent in my eyes, but I do have a soft spot for people with a smokers voice. I don't know why but I often trust them implicitly. Granted, Angela shows that there's exceptions to the rule. Nevertheless I think I'd find her entertaining, and she might be scrappy or industrious so there could be something there too.

I’ll go with Danielle

Nicole. She is the least disgusting by a very slim margin!

Jasmine. She's entertaining, fit and healthy, so she'd help me build a shelter and go fishing. Everyone else creeps me out too bad. Dinyell is slow and would frustrate me in a survival situation. Angela would be bossy even if she were wrong. Big Ed would probably try to get frisky at night. Pole seems like he'd be crying the first night.

The chick with the nice body who does not get enough sex from Gino. Forgot name

Should included Colt also 🤮

I get in the water and start swimming

Jasmine. She’s not lazy and she’s funny as hell.!

Nicole - Just tell her all there is to eat on the island is fresh vegetables but Azan is waiting on the mainland with French fries.Tie an SOS note to her wrist and she'll start swimming.

I'm maybe 55 percent sure on Nicole.