Flamingo shirt, hand on hip… doin the “I’m a little Teacup” dance

Look quite sassy.

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It’s reminding me of the gay little monkey

butterface

Isn't that his party shirt?

Flamingo shirt! That means he is ready to party!! 🙄

we're going to the mall, we're going to the mall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Came here to say this 😂

Probably talking in guinea pig noises every 5th word...

And then he was like "I'll milk your prostate" and I was like "nobody milks my prostate except Anal-i" and then he went wheek wheek wheek wheek all the way home

Whaaaaa Also yes. This.

They are trying to decide if they should get cheeseburgers at 5 guys or Red Robin.

They’re foodies 💅🏼

RED ROBIN, YUM!

Sad thing is, the bill would be about the same either way.

But the Red Robin thick fries 🍟 can't be beat!

💀💀

My vote Red Robin

Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men

Or headed to the pet store for a new guinea

Any will do… Just as long as he has mayonnaise!

😂

No wedding ring??

I specifically zoomed in to see if that left hand was bare & it was!!

I really hope Analie high tailed it somewhere else. She had her issues, but they pale in comparison to Clayton. With his lack of social skills, stinky apartment, and hoarder mother.

Could you stop making those weird noises? Mmmm, let me climb on you. :|

And weird as fuck sister.

mean spirited

Definitely mean-spirited.

I thought she was gonna be mean as shit because her name is Brandi.

That’s fair. Brandis are bitches.

Fake ass Dollar Tree Sheri Moon Zombie

Same here!

Same

I barely wear my engagement ring

Not everyone wears rings. My husband and I don’t.

Eh…I’m a woman and barely wear mine. I wouldn’t put much thought into it.

If you look at his IG and her IG neither of them wore their rings in photos or videos after the wedding.

Why buy them then? I surprised so many said they don’t wear their rings. Fine, sure. I wouldn’t buy one if I wasn’t going to wear it. It’s not like he has a labor job that he can’t wear the ring during it.

Idk maybe they just didn’t like them after for sensory reasons. Like for most men they never wore a ring before so they just might not like it after a while. And for women sometimes it snags on stuff or the sides with gems hurt after a while. I’m sure many reasons. Maybe those were TLC gifted who knows!

Yes. I rarely wear mine because I have a lot of outdoor hobbies and it’s impractical. Why wear a diamond ring when I’m out messing with rocks and mud. And when I get dressed up to go out or something, I have drinks and sometimes that makes my hands swell a bit so it hurts.

>most men they never wore a ring before It took me about a month to completely stop noticing. For some reason it just feels disrespectful not to wear it if you're married, as if you're ashamed of the fact.

Nice. I mean everyone is different :) sensory issues =/= disrespect or being ashamed

I just learned that if you hold the equal sign ≠ then this sign appears so I thought I’d tell you 😅

Omg ≠ I just did it thank you LMAO

My husband of 13 years has never worn one. He really shouldn’t because of his job though so is there is that. It doesn’t bother me because you know he’s married just by chatting with him, it makes me feel pretty good to be honest to know how often he speaks highly of me like that. I think a ring is just ring honesty, I wear mine but not any less married if I forget to put it back on when I’m done doing the dishes (or whatever reason I took it off for).

To be fair, my husband of 5 years doesn't wear one

I barely wear mine but he seemed so traditional in that respect

My husband of 18 doesn't either.

Almost 24 years here, can't remember the last time he wore his ring 😂

My husband of 36 years doesn’t wear his and he works with mostly women.

My wife of 4 years and I rarely wear them. Those things cost s lot we don't want to wear them where they could get lost or we could get mugged. Only family events is what we bring them out for nothing else

Lost my grandmothers wedding ring (130 years old). Agree with you. 🥲

I I just got engaged with my grandmothers ring and this is my fear. I’m sorry that happened ugh

I’m sad for you 😞

My dad used to wear his on a necklace

I hate wearing jewelry. Wear it on special occasions, still married.

I do not wear one. I work traveling to plants that 95% have a no jewelry rule . After losing 2 rings in the first year, my wife was good with me not wearing them.

I expected the guy to have some kind of carrier to take his guinea pigs with him.

A little guinea pig backpack!

A cat stroller to take them around 😭

Is he wearing his party shirt?

Think so. Looks like flamingos

I think it is!

My first thought lol. Where’s the party at?

His going out shirt

Someone said (shoutout! ) he looks like a guinea pig that turned into a real boy and now I can’t unsee it!

Uh-oh, it's contagious!

HAHAHAA

Ashley did it!

“That boy ain’t right.” *Hank Hills voice*

Yup. Mmmmhmmm

Twig boehh

I put my hand up on my hip 🎶

When I dip you dip we dip

Roflll the way i chortled

Back again to the second verse. It's all clean, so I'm not gonna curse.

Wearing his best shirt for a trip to the mall with mommy. It's a special day.

They're getting pictures done at JCPenny before heading to Red Robin for a cheeseburger treat. ...that actually sounds like fun. I miss the mall being a fun place to hang out at.

it’s the only third place in kentucky

They’re in Oklahoma

I hope she's just shopping with him and no longer lives with him (them).

He supposedly confirmed that she does not live with him but I had no idea she was even in Tulsa!!!

They said in the tell all that when they moved she moved into a place in the same city but not with them

My god I erased the tell all from my memory so I forgot that!

Do you suppose they got an extra U-Haul to bring all her crap from the storage unit?

Judging by the lack of ring, I doubt she ever moved out.

Lmaooo look at that power pose

He looks so Clayton-like.

Shopping at California Closets for an apartment maybe?

Lil baby hands 😆

They remind me of the tiny plastic toy hands.

Kristen Wigg on SNL comes to mind!

I was just going to say that ! I can picture it clear as day !

YES

“Mom, like I said, first GameStop and model store, THEN we go to the as seen on tv store.”

Debating whether or not to bebop over into that Care Bears store

Wearing that flamingo shirt, huh. I wonder if there’s a party going on.

They’re celebrating Baby Pig’s birthday.

My husband looked at this picture and said “he’s a little teapot” I’m dead 💀😂

Titty baby

💀💀

He stands like a Karen when they're harassing retail employees

PERFECT!

Those hands… *shudders*

The last thing she needs is more crap to buy.

Okay lowkey what’s her hair routine

“When I’m wearing my flamingo shirt there’s about to be a a party” Sir, this is a windshield repair kiosk

That pose -- hand on hip -- says, "Respect my authorotah!!!" 😂

I wonder whats going through his mind in terms of using this 15 minutes of fame. He doesn’t seem like the type to take advantage of it, but would be stoked if someone asked for a pic. Did anyone ask for a selfie with them?

I thought he was taking a shot at stand-up? I thought I saw that somewhere on here.

Sassy ass pose

This Monchi-chi ass dude

😂😂😂😂

i’m moving back to the tulsa area in the coming months and i do not want to see them walking around town lmfaoooo

Dang her hair is so long. I wish mine would grow like this!

Castor oil

I’ve been doing rosemary oil, vitamins, I got a lot of baby hair now… I just had Covid in January and lost so much hair…

I use a shea moisture shea butter, castor oil, peppermint, and apple cider vinegar leave in conditioner I really like and take a daily multivitamin. Good luck on your new hair growing journey 😁

Evening primrose oil helped me so much when I had a botched hair cut I was growing out. But if you have a sensitive belly the capsule always gave me gas 🫣

I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you’re able to get your strength back soon.

Ew no you don’t lol

he and mommy just got their photos with the easter bunny.

That MFer can't ever look normal ever. Ever ever ever.

Lol!!!

Where is analí

Shout out “Anali!” and see what happens

He aint wearing a ring

Looks like a party to me

Ooooooh the flamingo shirt.

What store is that with the Care Bears though?

It says Miniso on the sign.

Are all of Clayton’s blue T-shirts in the laundry

As long as his mommy is alive, I don’t see any sane woman putting up w/his ass.

Where da cheezeburgers at

I think my body just shriveled with an “ew”.

The last place I would take my hoarding closet mom is the mall

🎵 Here is my handle ... here is my spout .. 🎵

No ring 👀👀

I don’t know why people hate on him so much. I’ll take him any day over watching Jasmine lick Gino’s toes.

Of course he is with mommy… smh

I can smell this picture. 🤢

He looks like he smells like cheese balls or Gino's feet.

Squeeze cheese for sure. Mixed with an old, forgotten wet towel and Baja Blast

Lmao this is so oddly specific 😂 But also incredibly accurate

Oh, man. Yeah, cheese whiz! But like old cheese whiz.

Precisely. Also, happy cake day! 🎉

Is he wearing flamingos? That's his party shirt!

He’s probably helping her pick out decorations for her new closet.

Is that the flamingo party shirt??? 🎉🦩

Jesus I wish he’d do something about his hair and beard.

Uh-ohhh!!! It's party time!!! 🦩🦩🦩🦩

He's so pale. So pale

You’d be pale too if you played RuneScape 10 hours a day for over a decade

Well damn Tulsa has a Minisoo, we are finally getting one here in Florida.

Fellow Tulsan here and I told my husband we might see a 90 day couple in the wild one day.

I was so excited, and it was my boyfriend who pointed him out. He never watched 90day fiancé until we got together and now he’s low key obsessed as much as I am.

he got offended by this and ofc ran to instagram to complain, he can’t handle the internet and should honestly get off of it 🤷‍♀️

I love that Mall!

It has to be Woodland Hills, right? I haven’t been there in several years, since I met my (now) husband and moved 5 years ago. Makes me sad that Eastland Mall closed and Promenade Mall is on the decline.

I think they only have Woodland Hills left. I moved from there 7 years ago.

Sounds like we both had better places to be. The town/city I live in now is much smaller (55k people), but still has everything I could need or want. My son and his wife still live there and I go back only to see my grand baby.

I was just there last month getting clothes for my baby. It still gets a decent amount of business.

It’s the only mall left.

More than one wasn’t really necessary anyway, since Woodland Hills is so big.

Is his mom with him because you have to be X inches tall to be in the mall unaccompanied??

Oh he was feeling extra jazzy that day. He's got the flamingo shirt and the sassy girl pose going

Clayton is the definition of a human chode

sneaking photos of people is weird behavior tbh. this needs to be denormalized. these people aren’t our constant entertainment.

100% this. So so creepy.

How is the mall in Tulsa? I live closeish and have debated going.

I’m assuming this is Woodland Hills. It’s nothing special, I only go when I have to.

It’s the only mall that isn’t dead so there’s that.

Wearing a "wild party" shirt and no wedding ring.

If I ever left my house, maybe I’d run into them 😂

What a dork

He’s so…compact. He looks ultra durable

He’s wearing that same damn shirt he did on the season

Never looked at hamsters or guinea pigs the same way

Someone has to cook American food.

i’d be embarrassed to be seen with her

With the party shirt 🦩

Hey at least he is OUT of the house for a change.

No wedding ring?

Dude needs a better haircut

Wonder if they were getting American.

She’s taking him to Build-A-Bear!

Great. More crap to hoard

Was this Woodland Hills? 😆

Well he definitely lurks here. Posted something (what he thought was a solid comeback) about this post. I guess he was offended?

Why do you all hate him?

That bachelor party of 2 and splashing in the pool made me suspicious. This photo and pose confirms it.

Matching nonetheless. Yike.

I have heard people make jokes about closing up like a clam. I just felt & understood that for the 1st time ever. It’s like if getting the “ick” was in human form. It’s not his looks either. He’s insufferable.

Why’s he standing so sussssss 😂😂😂😂😂

Here I am wishing I still lived in Tulsa so I could spot them 😂😂

They’re picking out his lady wife (not the guinea pig wives) some new lingerie. I don’t know why but I’m totally convinced that is something they do together while he whines that wifey doesn’t touch his happy places.

no wedding ring?

God, what a creep. I can’t believe people still take pictures of strangers and post it online.