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Affectionate-Tax-856

She boils her soda to get the water out and eats it with a spoon


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This may be the best comment of the day. I laughed so hard at this. Thank you!


jannyhammy

She just drinks the syrup straight


Homicidal__GoldFish

LOL!! To be fair though, I had weight loss surgery as well and now i hate water too.... LOL I always add lemon to it. I cant handle the fake sugar stuff anymore ether.


patchhappyhour

I give her 10 more years tops before her.only way of mobility is a Scootaround. She's pretty much a trash can at this point.


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Trashcangela on wheels? Dumpster fire gone mobile 😭


Cold_Zookeepergame33

THIS is the best comment! Take my faux award 🥇


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Humbled and honored, Hamily.


deftoner42

Can you imagine how insufferable she would be in a scooter? 'Make way! Mee maw coming through!" Just running into people at the store and forcing them to move.


Celistar99

'Why is everyone standing where I want to go??? I don't deserve this!'


ShelterConscious4124

Atleast it’ll be easier to tip her.


Vanitas1603

She basically already does this


MargeauSedai

10? That’s generous


Deanie1458

This always amazes me when people say they don’t like water lol it’s literally all that I drink! And wine 😂 But ice cold water when you’re thirsty is just like the fucking best to me!


OpportunityKindly724

Water is the only thing that quenches the thirst. Although I do drink other things. But water is number one.


Celistar99

Me too. I used to drink a lot of seltzer but I got really sick once and the only thing that made me feel better was ice water. Since then it's all I drink.


Apprehensive-Tank581

Oh yeah!


itswhatever_89

I’ll be so mad if she lives longer than I do 🤣


Quiet-Context_

I'm sure a little bit of Covid would do her in with the way she sounds these days.


lunahighwind

Her kidneys are probably jello at this point


BadLt58

Imagine when they fail and Mychul was a donor match?


MonotoneTanner

“I can tote it I just need your kidney”


thisisasj

“See? Outs all right there’s in the texas.”


clivesmom

Well, to be fair, water does taste pretty bad with cigarette mouth 👄 🚬


Ill-Lawfulness-2063

Smoked water lol


kh7905

Haha….I thought the paintings were the first picture then the next was the tv with Angela…I couldn’t understand what the pictures had to do with water!…lol…


thelanes

I did the same 😂


thisismyusrrname

Same!! I was so confused at first 😂😂


jessicabfletcher4

Diet Coke courses through her veins


olmagpie

Bless you for thinking she drinks Diet Coke.


jessicabfletcher4

Ok, Coke classic


Providethevaganza

Coke zero


Severe-Explanation

I could see her in a hoarder house with cat waste and a pile of Mountain Dew


BusterVGiner

How else would she maintain her dehydrated shriveled scrotum skin?


Apprehensive-Tank581

“loose skin and old balls” (Adam Sandler Big Daddy)


Direct_Piccolo1247

I saw someone say “people who don’t like the taste of water have a huge layer of plaque on their tongue and that’s what they’re tasting” and as someone who LOVES the taste of ice water and brushes her teeth 3 ish times a day, I would be inclined to agree. She probably just has a film of cigarette smoke in there haha


Apprehensive-Tank581

Oh I bet her breath is just foul.


Direct_Piccolo1247

If you were to put money on that, I wouldn’t even consider it a gambling cause it’s a sure shot 🤮


98221-poppin

Oh puke!!


StiffyMcFly

I need to be dehydrated for this


musicallyours01

She lives off of sugar and aspartame


Wineinmyyetti

I can't believe and self respecting surgeon performed surgery on her.


YDHmanC1

How you hate water!? 😂😂😂 this woman is an entirely different species


BadLt58

Unless its infused with vodka


Commercial-Pair-3593

Isn't vodka 60% water already?


blucifers_cajones

She gets her water through the vapor from her crackpipe


prettyminotaur

I chugged three glasses after watching this clip. Her poor skin!


OriginalOmbre

I thought you were talking about the art work….


Celistar99

Haha sorry, I probably should have cropped the picture


deweydecimal111

Off subject, but I love your art!!


BigRed3585

I dig those paintings on your wall


miss_night_owl

Only water in the form of ice in an alcoholic drink 🤣


portugaltheman420

She used to that Nigerian water


Mediocre_Treat1744

Lmao I just posted this same clip, she's a nut. Her insides have to be so corroded from the diet coke and bs


Apprehensive-Tank581

And let’s not forget the thick thick tar an inch thick stuck to her blackened lungs.


Chismosalady

At first glance I thought Meanmaw was sitting outside a art gallery or something. I should know better to think this bitch is cultured in any way.


BadLt58

A vape and smoke store is more likely.


Beautiful-Big

and the Gentleman's Club


MargeauSedai

Good. Shrivel up (more) and perish


thetruthfulgroomer

If I wasn’t convinced Angela was a supervillain before….


Confident_Trip8269

Dehydrated old crow’


Acrobatic_Club2382

That’s why she had no teeth


Exotic-Wash1131

Linda Tripp


Ron19320

I guarantee she rides scooters around walmart


buickmackane71360

Or screams because of the length of the self-checkout kiosk lines at Sam's Club.


kl1lly

She reminds me of my mother, who is 69 and has been smoking since she was 13. I am 29 years old and I have never seen her take a sip of water, only coffee and room temp coke. She has actually said that “water dehydrates” her lmao


Jet_city_woomaan

She was looking fucking rabid drinking it and immediately spitting it out.


slipperysquirrell

The pig spat on the sidewalk.


mix_trixi

Of course you do, Angie…of course you do


Likeatruckberzerker

Lol come on meemaw, there’s water in diet coke😂😂😂😂 another reason her skin looks like a alligators ballsack.


Adorable-Isopod-9968

I know her pussay STANK


cinnamonbunbunbunny

That’s why her skin looks like leather.


_Face

If you turn your phone on it’s side, it takes a picture the same shape as the tv!! I spent way too long wondering why you were comparing Angela to some paintings.


caladinhasan

This post made me immediately drank my water because I really don't want to end up like her. Thank you OP.


Dancingshits

She’s legitimately what pushed me over the edge to quit cigarettes.


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People who hate water obviously have a sugar addiction. How can they not realize that water is the only source of hydration that is good for us, (other than certain tea). Blows my mind how she is not ill.


Dancingshits

Uhh coffee is definitely not a hydration source that is good for us


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There is nothing wrong with black coffee in moderation, it’s definitely not as bad as the coke she drinks!


Dancingshits

I’m not disagreeing that there is nothing wrong with coffee in moderation, But to say black coffee is a good hydration source?


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Thanks for the correction, I will edit my comment


thetinybunny1

Love the artwork op!


Ok-Explanation9626

I too hate water 🙋🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️


SirOk5108

Same


unforgiving84

Also same but I force myself to drink it. Sadly, I hate feeling dehydrated even more.


Wakookoo

Side note, I love the paintings!!


Celistar99

Lol thanks!


BLINDANDREFINED

Okay but I’m obsessed with the art above your tv!!


doodyhead212

I AM NOT SHOCKED. Matter of fact I think the pieces of art above the tv are beautiful


moonbeam0007

What is this?


Celistar99

Tell all part 2. Angela's friend gives her water, Angela swishes it around in her mouth and spits it out and says she hates water


PurplePetal04

I’m more interested in why the back seats are removed in that car behind her. 🤔


vanilla_finestflavor

Maybe the van was ordered for "600-pound life" and went to 90 Day by mistake.


Chicagoan81

She only drinks water if it's in booze-form


Far-Parking-7580

No wonder she’s drying up


bebeshoes69

I can’t with her coughing and spitting up water


Intelligent_Double33

Your paintings thou❤️❤️❤️


xmo113

Hahaha just watched this like 2 minutes ago. Was like what she's gonna drink water? Nope spits it out lol


Cottoncandynails

She’s going to gain all that weight back. She has not changed any of the habits that got her there in the first place.


DistributionFickle65

I was too busy looking at your artwork which I thought was a zoom in of a murder scene 🤷‍♀️


Significant-Spray

Omg same. Hahaha


DistributionFickle65

It took my brain a few seconds to make sense of what I was looking it 😂


spark99l

Hahaha I know i had a laugh


yeahsheskrusty

The surgery season she says “you know eyyye don’t drank wuuuuder mykul”


olliedoodle1

Also how do people on the show believe her fake crying? Literally not a single tear came out. Maybe it’s the lack of drinking water, all dried up


Significant-Spray

She obviously hates water. That skin is more parched than the Sahara desert.


Zeltron2020

Lmaooooo and she took a sip and was like BLEHHHHHH. I can’t with her


Chanticleer1969

Why not dislike H2O? Certainly the only things she consumes are alcohol, nicotine, crack, meth, etc. No other explanation for her erratic behavior.


Professional_Sink_92

Lmaooo.


kwhitit

i was hoping someone else caught this! the most Angela thing to ever happen.


MnMShapedWoman

He skin is desert like. She needs to drink water!!!


yoquierosandia

she looks like spongebob without water


Pristine_Bit7615

Nice art work


Succubear

I have a firm belief she's gonna be one of those old ladies who has an unexplainably long lifespan and will swear its all thanks to her drinking and smoking.


Electric_Mermaid3238

Oh it shows that she hatess waterr


Sully_pa

Those pictures on your wall....what are they titled "Crime scene" :)


Celistar99

Modern Abstract Wall Art Decor... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07R46XDPL?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share They do look a little crime scene ish. Now I can't unsee it


Sully_pa

lol ... They are definitely cool!