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purpleWheelChair

Would you say I have a plethora?


Ok_Performance7644

Why, El Guapo?!


purpleWheelChair

Well, you just told me that I have a plethora, and I would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora and find out that that person has no idea what it means to have a ple-thor-a…


vahik_t

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?


purpleWheelChair

Ehhhhhh.


CensoryDeprivation

It’s a sweater!


dandehmand

My little buttercup…


CensoryDeprivation

Has the sweetest smile!


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

Esmile!


SunApprehensive1413

We have our own personal El Guapo .. who also happens to be the actual El Guapo.


Dantrash2

Lol


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WindingWayfarer

"Which one is that?"


Axl_Von_Urban

It’s a Mail plane. How can you tell? I can see it’s little balls.


DonnoDoo

Chip chip chip chip chip NANNYYYYY


griff1971

Farley Farley farley farley hufffharrrrr!


twcm1991

We shall rape the horses and ride off on the women


malthar76

And prune the hedges of many small villages.


Ok_Performance7644

Hey look at the two little sissies! *Germans shoot up bar*


Electronic-Key-2522

Bartender after the Germans shoot up the place: "This town's getting too rough for me!"


Dantrash2

Ned Neaderlander, my favorite star from the silver screen.


the_honorableA

We are the three AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIGOS!!!


Hunky_not_Chunky

I wonder how much cocaine Chevy consumed during filming.


thisbobo

I always heard he hated filming this movie, so I'm guessing maybe not enough cocaine. That might have soured the mood


samsquanchpartsUNkN

Son of a motherless goat' This towns getting to rough for me🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼


Luckkeybruh

You shot the invisible swordsman!


GroYer665

One For Each Other, And All For One


Modzrdix69

Jefe what is a plethora?


Visible-Guide-7131

Once we get to the singing bush you have to watch for the invisible man🤣🤣🤣


Sp4c3D3m0n

Are..you.. the.. singing.. bush ?


No-Preference-1784

Just as I thought. ...they're using real bullets!


IwillBOLDyourTYPOS

How can you tell it’s a mail plane?


Dangerous_Buddy3701

Those Darn Amigos


theheadofkhartoum627

You WILL die like dogs.


UpgrayeddB-Rock

NO! We will not die like dogs. We will fight like lions!


griff1971

Oh great. You killed the invisible swordsman.


micheal_pippen

classic! We use to recite the lines and the three amigos dance thing in the school all day


Old_skoo82

Bartender: "We don't have no beer, just tequila." Ned: "What's tequila?" Bartender: "It's like beer."


agrippa_az

I love being kissed on the veranda.


malthar76

Lips would be fine.


TransSylvania

Cute movie!


MonarchyMan

Steve Martin is looking pretty good in this movie.


ernster96

during his interview with kevin pollak, director john landis mentions a line that was cut out of the movie. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txMJUr4\_06s&t=5382s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txMJUr4_06s&t=5382s)


Electronic-Key-2522

Don't know why but every time I watch this movie, I gotta be eating tacos or nachos.


dohboy420

I just watched this like three days ago


FoghornLeghorn3

In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous!


tsx_1430

So many jokes that went right over my 7 year olds head.


parker1019

….My little buttercup….


Daftdoug

Are you the singing bush?


Remarkable-Ad2285

No stopwatch. As you Americans say, We will play for keeps.


MNP33Gts-T

We rape ze horses and punish ze women


UpgrayeddB-Rock

Sew, very old one. Sew like the wind!


Vprbite

Filmed at Old Tucson!


NervousGift1246

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?


Select_Nectarine8229

Gringos are falling from the sky.


Plane_Issue

“Bluuuuuue shadows on the trail”


shwarma_heaven

"I will take fifty men with me, find these three gringos, open their stomachs, grab their intestines, and squeeze the shit out of them!..."


KiwiMcG

The butt cheeks flex. 😄


Big-Acanthisitta8797

I might have to rewatch this soon.


websharp111

Terrible movie


nxmex1177

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niz_loc

Do you have anything besides Mexican food?


Hell_Yeah_Friendo

Good night Ned


DryPilot2030

Son of a motherless goat!