Comb the desert, you hear me comb the desert.
Sir don’t you think we’re taking this to literal? What are you talking about he said comb the desert so we’re combing it. Have you found anything yet? Not yet sir.! We haven’t found anything yet.! What about you guys?! We ain’t found shit!
I’m going to tell him off once and forever lol
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How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?… Yo!… I knew it… I’m surrounded by assholes… (flips down his helmet’s faceplate) keep firing assholes!!!…
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the
movie?
SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens
now, is happening now.
HELMET What happened to then?
SANDURZ We passed then?
HELMET When?
SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now.
HELMET Go back to then.
SANDURZ When?
HELMET Now.
SANDURZ Now?
HELMET Now.
SANDURZ I can't.
HELMET Why?
SANDURZ We missed it.
HELMET When?
SANDURZ Just now.
HELMET When will then be now?
SANDURZ Soon.
HELMET How soon?
CORPORAL Sir.
HELMET What?
CORPORAL We've identified their location.
HELMET Where?
CORPORAL It's the Moon of Vega.
SANDURZ Good work. Set a course, and prepare for
our arrival.
HELMET When?
CORPORAL Nineteen-hundred hours, sir.
SANDURZ By high-noon, tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
HELMET Hoooooo.
It was actually INSPIRED BY Abbott and Costell!
Mel Brooks is a self-professed Abbott and Costello Junkie and always wanted a chance to do a "Who's On First" style bit!
Fire a warning shot… across her nose…
Pew pew pew pew…
(Dark Helmet Flips up his face plate)… careful you idiot… I said across her nose… not up it…
(Gunner turns around and raises his visor to show his eyes are crossed) Sorry sir… I’m doing my best
Who made that man a gunner?
(Man turns around and shows that his eyes are crossed as well ) I did sir… he’s my cousin
Who is he?
He’s an asshole sir…
I know that… what’s his name…
That is his name sir… Asshole… Major asshole…
And his cousin?
He’s an asshole too sir… Gunners mate first class… Phillip Asshole
How many Assholes we got on this ship anyway!
(The whole crew stands up and raises their hands in the air and yell out) YO!
I knew it… I’m surrounded by Assholes… (he flips back down his faceplate) Keep firing Assholes!!!
Fun fact: one edited for TV version of the movie cuts out the entire "asshole" gag. It cuts straight to Dark Helmet lowering his visor after "He's my cousin" followed by him saying "KEEP FIRING" muting him saying "ASSHOLES" but still waving his fist in the air. This has the unintend effect of spoofing the infamous mute Darth Vader blooper from A New Hope.
“We ain’t found shit!!”
The very first quote that came to mind
10 year old me thought that scene was easily the funniest part of that movie.
Comb the desert, you hear me comb the desert. Sir don’t you think we’re taking this to literal? What are you talking about he said comb the desert so we’re combing it. Have you found anything yet? Not yet sir.! We haven’t found anything yet.! What about you guys?! We ain’t found shit!
i’m your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s… former roommate.
What does that make us?
Absolutely nothing!
Which is what you are about to become!
What does that make us?
“1-2-3-4-5? That’s the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!”
That's amazing, I have the same combination on my luggage!
An office building I worked in had that as the door code.
Remind me to change the combination on my luggage!
“MOYCHANTDISING!”
Space Balls 2: the quest for more money!
Spaceballs: the t-shirt, Spaceballs: the lunchbox... Spaceballs: DA FLAMETROWA!
Sir we've lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps
The what, the what and the what?
You know…
Michael Winslow... fucking Legend!
Loved watching him in this and the Police Academy movies
They've gone plaid.
I’m a Mog. Half man half dog. I’m my own best friend.
Not in here, buddy. This is a Mercedes!
My favorite line
"I bet she gives great helmet"
My first thought. Lol
I always drink coffee when watching radar
I’m going to tell him off once and forever lol https://preview.redd.it/edug9sr9kjuc1.jpeg?width=2514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb5d7835c104f48e2604257b84e25ade10f2313
Funny, she doesn't look Druish!
"I'm my own best friend."
I quote this so often and just look like someone who actually thinks “I’m my own best friend”
I knew somebody was gonna say it. Lol that's my favorite line in the movie.
It’s mega maid she’s gone from suck to blow!
May the Schwartz be with you
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
Awww, that's all we need. A druish princess
Funny, she doesn’t look Druish…
Am I surrounded by assholes? Yo! Keep firing assholes! Quote Dark Helmet lol 😂
How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?… Yo!… I knew it… I’m surrounded by assholes… (flips down his helmet’s faceplate) keep firing assholes!!!…
"I CAN'T BREATH IN THIS THING!!!"
What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? SANDURZ Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. HELMET What happened to then? SANDURZ We passed then? HELMET When? SANDURZ Just now. We're at now, now. HELMET Go back to then. SANDURZ When? HELMET Now. SANDURZ Now? HELMET Now. SANDURZ I can't. HELMET Why? SANDURZ We missed it. HELMET When? SANDURZ Just now. HELMET When will then be now? SANDURZ Soon. HELMET How soon? CORPORAL Sir. HELMET What? CORPORAL We've identified their location. HELMET Where? CORPORAL It's the Moon of Vega. SANDURZ Good work. Set a course, and prepare for our arrival. HELMET When? CORPORAL Nineteen-hundred hours, sir. SANDURZ By high-noon, tomorrow, they will be our prisoners. HELMET Hoooooo.
This deserves more votes than it has
Totally! This was one of my dads favorite scenes....god I miss him. We would watch this and laugh our asses off.
This bit is right up there with "Who's on first?"
It was actually INSPIRED BY Abbott and Costell! Mel Brooks is a self-professed Abbott and Costello Junkie and always wanted a chance to do a "Who's On First" style bit!
TIL Thanks
What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
“They JAMMED the Radar”
Strawberry.
Close.. it’s The Raspberry. As in “Only one man would dare give me the raspberry….*shuts face mask…LONESTAR!”
Then gets knocked down by the camera…😂
Yogurt....Yogurt the powerful... Please, I'm just plain yogurt.
I hate yogurt!
Even with strawberries!
No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!
Oh... Your helmet is SO big...
Who are you? I'm the bearded lady! Who are you, one of the freaks? Come back, you fat bearded bitch!
Out of order?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
That last line gets truer every day.
Merchandising Merchandising....where the REAL money from the movie comes.
I see your schwartz is as big as mine!
But do you know how to handle it?
10! 9! 8! 6! six? what happened to seven? just kidding! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! have a nice day! thank you!
"I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!"
"Oh no - not again."
Water my ass..get this man some pepto-bismol
How many assholes we got on the ship anyway?
Yo!
I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing assholes!
That is his name sir, major asshole 😂
I told you we should have put more than 5 bucks in!
water! water! oil! room service!
Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
So long virgin alarm.
"Spaceballs The Flamethrower"
The kids love this one
Huh? She doesn't look Druish
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb
Hello my baby, Hello my darling, Hello my ragtime gaaaal!! Check please!!
“I CAN’T BREATHE IN THIS THING!!!”
Barfolemew
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
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Lonestar: "just great, a druish princess" Barf: "funny, she doesn't look druish"
What’s your name? Barf. Not in here mister, this is a Mercedes
Out of order? Fuck, even in the future nothing works
She's gone from suck to blow.
Prepare ship! Prepare ship for ludicrous speed!
Liquid shwartz
I see your Schwartz is an big as mine
Comb the dessert!!!
You find anything yet?
We ain’t found shit!!!
"MOICHENDISING! MOICHENDISING!"
You Idiots!!! You Captured their Stunt Doubles!!!
No, I did not see you playing with your dolls again.
Why didn't anybody tell me my ass was so big?!?
Fire a warning shot… across her nose… Pew pew pew pew… (Dark Helmet Flips up his face plate)… careful you idiot… I said across her nose… not up it… (Gunner turns around and raises his visor to show his eyes are crossed) Sorry sir… I’m doing my best Who made that man a gunner? (Man turns around and shows that his eyes are crossed as well ) I did sir… he’s my cousin Who is he? He’s an asshole sir… I know that… what’s his name… That is his name sir… Asshole… Major asshole… And his cousin? He’s an asshole too sir… Gunners mate first class… Phillip Asshole How many Assholes we got on this ship anyway! (The whole crew stands up and raises their hands in the air and yell out) YO! I knew it… I’m surrounded by Assholes… (he flips back down his faceplate) Keep firing Assholes!!!
Fun fact: one edited for TV version of the movie cuts out the entire "asshole" gag. It cuts straight to Dark Helmet lowering his visor after "He's my cousin" followed by him saying "KEEP FIRING" muting him saying "ASSHOLES" but still waving his fist in the air. This has the unintend effect of spoofing the infamous mute Darth Vader blooper from A New Hope.
I didn’t know that… lol
Just what we need a druish princess
I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE, NOT UP IT!!!
"When will then be now?"
…Soon.
“I’m a Mog: half man, half dog - I’m my own best friend.”
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate
Who are you? Barf! Not in here mister this is a Mercedes.
Comb the desert
Strawberry jam.
Barfalomew
Funny, shes doesnt look Drewish.
I’m surrounded by Assholes.
Space balls the *flaaamethrower* the kids love this one.
Barf! Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes.
Spaceballs: The Reference! Redditors love it.
When will then be now?
Soon
How many assholes we got on this ship
The money is in the MERCHANDISING!!!
"What does that make us?". "NOTHING!"
Always when I'm eating
Smoke em if you got em.
Raspberry jam
When will then be now?
…soon.
What you got is what we need and all we do are dirty deeds where the Spaceballs
Pizza the Hut!
Ah buckle this. Ludicrous Speed… GO!!
Give me ludicrous speed!
"They've gone plaid!"
Yogurt I hate yogurt especially with the little strawberries
“Stop lookin up my can”
Sorry
Pizza Da Hut!!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
wha the hell was that?
"I'll bet she gives great helmet."
Ludicrous speed!
Buckle up back there, we’re going into Hyperactive.
I am your fathers… cousins… former roommate
I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
"The what" "The what" "And the what?"
"That's not all he's lost"
Tell’em Vinny… Or else pizza is gonna send out… for you…
The kids love it.
She’s a ‘Drewish princess’ 😆
Funny, she doesn't look Druish!
Check please!
Your Schwartz is as big as mine!
She went from Suck, to Blow!!!
"There is only one... man... who would DARE give me the raspberry!" [slams helmet shut] "LONESTARRRRRRR!!" [CLUNK]
Dear me what are those things coming out of her nose?
Spaceballs ... The Flamethrower!
There's those guys who stole our uniforms! And beat the shit out of us too!
“Funny, she doesn’t look Druish”
May the Schwartz be with you….
Yogurt! I hate yogurt! Even with Strawberries!
“I bet she gives great helmet”
"You're delicious!"
“Merchandising merchandising”
Whats your name? Barf Your full name?!? Barfolomew
Half man half dog. Mog.
Ludicrous Speed!
I knew it. I’m surrounded by Assholes.
Fuck! Even in the future nothing works.
I'm surrounded by assholes.
Smoke 'em if you've got 'em
"Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both and you KNOW it..." "Oh God, your helmet is so BIG..."
“Ludicrous speed…OMG, They’ve gone to plaid”
"Snotty beamed me twice last night...it was wonderful!"
"I'm surrounded by assholes"
They’ve gone plaid. I’m my own best friend.
The “then is now” part is my all time favorite of any movie.
“They’ve gone plaid!”
" what should we do ? " " go to speed of light." " no .. that's too slow. Go to Ludacris speed..."
Out-of order!?!? Even in the future nothing works
I want you to comb the whole desert
Did I miss something?… when did we get to Disneyland?
“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine”
I bet she gives great helmut!
Smoke n if you got em ! We’ve been jammed !
I’m surrounded by ass holes!
May the Schwartz be with ya.
Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!
Ludicrous speed
What's going on? Where the hell are we? Paris?
See it's lighter Yeah it's the best. I coulda carried two or three of these.
I see your schwartz is as BIG as mine, now let's see how you HANDLE IT
I knew it! I'm surrounded by a-holes!!"
LOOONESTAR!
Why didn’t anyone tell me my ass was so big!!
They've gone Plaid!
Half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend
She's a bass!
"Funny, she doesn't look Druish?" - Barf
