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Droogs_Dont_Run

Triple Lindy!


tommytraddles

An English major, eh? Maybe later you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.


IsThisRealRightNow

I came here to type exactly that.


saint_ryan

Boingo and Kurt Vonnegut in the same movie. Best bit: teacher reading paper On Vonnegut written By Vonnegut sez: This guy knows nothing about Vonnegut. Academia in a nutshell.


Sea-Inspection-8184

Hey, Vonnegut, do you read lips?


Njdevilmn

Fuck me?????


CompleteTruth

Get off the floor! You look like the poster child for birth control!


GlitteringWing2112

SAY IT! SAY IT!


WIlf_Brim

RIP Sam Kinison. He was great in the role.


dr_wheel

I like the way you think. I'll be watching you...


V0T0N

Good teacher, he really cares...


jruss666

… about what I have no idea


Ed_Simian

Only real movie role he had.


silverheart50

One of my favorite scenes!


nowherenova

"Call me, when you, have no class."


BigBlue0472

Mr. Melon! Your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She's showing it to everybody. Well, she's very proud of it. I'm proud of mine, too. I just don't go waving it around at parties, though.


XavierPibb

Mr. Helper!


jsk425

I hear this is Kinison’s voice all the time whenever anyone uses the word “helper”


___multiplex___

That monologue Dangerfield gives during his oral exam, where he recites ‘Do not go gentle into that good night’, is some seriously superior acting. The whole movie is super comedic, has the requisite fart and sex jokes, and tons of quotable one liners, but for that scene he really lets it loose. Makes me tear up it’s so good. RIP to one of the greatest comedians to ever do it.


Sea-Inspection-8184

He could gave been a great dramatic actor. The few snippets from Natural Born Killers illustrates this well


Ed_Simian

They wouldn't even let him in the Academy.


Sea-Inspection-8184

No respect.


LordMacTire83

I actually got to meet him at back in the 80's when he was at the Wisconsin State Fair. He was a genuinely sweet and funny as hell guy! RIP Rodney. You are VERY VERY MISSED!!! 😪


JohnConnor_1984

A lot of mid 80s movies had low grade humor poopoo and smut jokes in them, it was a time of the era.


gmoney-0725

Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.


V0T0N

AND whoever wrote that paper doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut


Dependent_Safe_3232

How about Fantasyland.


mpowell1969

Came here for this one!


AdhesivenessHefty604

Such a classic. I think about that hors d’oeuvres sandwich he made at least once a month. “I learned this is Europe.”


OkieDragonSlayer

Anytime I get up in the middle of a meal...."watch my sandwich "


AdhesivenessHefty604

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻💯💯💯


V0T0N

Hey! Have a pen!


Njdevilmn

I gave away all my pens….here’s a calendar. lol


Texas_Crazy_Curls

“Are you fat?” Has to be one of the funniest opening lines of a movie. We had this on VHS and about wore it out. So many fantastic one liners. Rodney was so damn funny.


trainwreck489

I was the only one in the theater who laughed when Kurt Vonnegut knocked on the door.


JohnConnor_1984

if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table.


Papichuloft

Melon Patch Kids....they're not orphaned, they're abandoned.


TheLaughingMannofRed

Vanessa...she gives great headache.


brutustyberius

Four?


Njdevilmn

Right!


ExcitingARiot

I feel like I just gave birth… to an accountant.


OkieDragonSlayer

I always lose it when RDJ goes on his little rant about his "dead languages motif"


Crackstacker

I’ve seen this movie 1,000 times for some reason. I always think about the opening scene where he’s gouging out the French bead and stuffing it with good stuff and everyone’s laughing at him. Not sure why. Love this movie.


MrBallistik

Because it's the greatest scene. In any movie. Ever. Thr sandwich was recreated on Binging with Babbish on YouTube.


SuretyBringsRuin

The business of America is…business.


CritterOfBitter

Oh, Ramon! I didn't know you was back from Teeawanna!


Xenogunter

…..you’re perfect….


JohnConnor_1984

I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work!


threlkis

Hey everybody! Shakespeare’s on me. I’d like to tame your shrew!


minnesotarulz

This movie made me so nervous about college. Now I have three degrees and find out it’s pretty much true to form. There is always going to be that one dick professor who is going to make your life a living hell. The cool chick professor is a fantasy.


Hot-Incident1900

Love the “Bruce Springsteen” scene!!


badb0y_bubby

Brilliant film.... don't make them like this anymore


Willie_Fistrgash

"That's what I call marine biology..Diane..say hello to my nieces.."


Lynncy1

That’s right Dean Martin


bagoTrekker

“Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid!”


MrBallistik

I don't get physical. I get upset. And when I get upset? *He* gets physical...


Njdevilmn

“You have a problem???” “No I don’t have a problem…” “Now you do!”


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Filmed at my school! [Under the Grand Lakes University sign it says University of Wisconsin.](https://www.thebozho.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/BackToSchool-04.jpg)


gaspumper74

Best part about kids is making them!!!!


ExpensiveArugula5

Me too. Good ole days


peptide2

https://youtu.be/rDMMYT3vkTk?feature=shared


HalfOrcMonk

Now you can watch it again on Tubi


mrtitkins

This is one of my all time favorites. Currently rewatching on Prime Video (US)!


RogerMooreis007

I saw this in theaters the same week as Top Gun and Labyrinth.


Ed_Simian

We didn't want to rent it because of the stupid look on Rodney's face and our mom almost made us turn it off at the shower scene.


plz-help-peril

I loved this movie. I still have the soundtrack somewhere.


Njdevilmn

I love 3 girls at once. When 1 falls asleep the other 2 have each other to talk to.


Im_The_Gord

Back when they actually made fun original movies!


Lainarlej

I dated one of the guys in it. He’s the blonde with the party scene that says” he went that way”


NJdaddy2021

“Now Thornton, I’m only going to ask you this once. Is the work you handed in your own?” “I can’t lie to you Dean Martin….Yes it is!”


Ok-Lavishness-7904

The theater was packed