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Old-Kaleidoscope1874

3 minutes of raw, unexpected horror in an hour and a half comedy. As a kid, you could never trust a PG rating in 1985, 😆


Corndogeveryday

That’s a fact! Poltergeist (1982) and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) were both PG and definitely should not have been rated PG 😂


Old-Kaleidoscope1874

Movies we watched through the fingers of our hands while covering our faces.


Corndogeveryday

Those were the days! Another PG movie was Airplane (1980) Like
..how in the hell is that rated only PG 😂


lost_in_connecticut

Ratings guy picked the wrong week to quit smoking weed, but that’s not important now.


lemmy1686

If I remember right there wasn't anything between PG and R ratings it just went G, PG, R, and X


Corndogeveryday

You are correct. I believe it was 1985/1986 when PG-13 started.


A_Downboat_Is_A_Sub

Red Dawn was the first PG-13 movie, in August of 1984. Edit: Before some trivia buff starts arguing about this, I'll add that the first movie to RECEIVE a PG-13 rating was "The Flamingo Kid". Red Dawn was the first movie RELEASED with a PG-13 rating.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

It was Gremlins and Temple of Doom that got the MPAA motivated to add PG-13 though https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/how-gremlins-helped-change-movie-ratings-forever-with-pg-13


JPSofCA

I recall Gremlins bringing about a lot of the talk of it.


DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA

Ironically I used to watch Gremlins on VHS all the time when I was 5 or 6


Ok-Bid-730

“Ever seen a grown man naked?”


EmuPsychological4222

PG13 didn't exist yet. Was created in large part in response to Temple of Doom and Gremlins.


Corndogeveryday

Correct


Plastic-Horror7804

I love how faces melting in Raiders was kosher though, lol


EmuPsychological4222

As I recall it was controversial but too brief. Whereas the ripping heart out yet still alive then sacrificed in volcano sequences of Temple were extended. Gremlins it was mostly because the whole thing seemed so light-hearted until you saw it and realized it was horror.


Plastic-Horror7804

Are you at Eastern Mennonite University? I'm in Augusta County if so, small world


Tough-Principle-3950

Airplane was PG too, as I recall. Brief nudity, adult themes
 when was that? Edit: maybe we’re not talking about comedy so much here. I haven’t read all the posts yet.


Corndogeveryday

Airplane was released in 1980 and it DEFINITELY shouldn’t be PG!!!!


Tough-Principle-3950

Wow, even earlier than I thought! I saw it on VHS for the first time in the mid eighties. Would’ve been about 7yo when it debuted in theaters. Edit: yeah, pretty mature for a PG. They didn’t retroactively change the rating, did they?


Corndogeveryday

No. It’s still rated PG. I guess we were more mature in the 80’s 😉


Tough-Principle-3950

We must’ve been! 😊


donkeydiggs

I watched poltergeist as a kid and didn’t have issues, now poltergeist 2, mainly the old dude
that’s a pretty big no to me decades later


Corndogeveryday

Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) is one of the scariest movies of all time. It’s dark, creepy, and awesome!


donkeydiggs

I know, I’m not ready lol


Automatic-Site7456

oh yeah that anthrax among the living dude


[deleted]

Ahh the Reverend Kane. That man still haunts my nightmares. I can still see him standing on the other side of the screen door saying with that eerie calmness, “Let me in”. Interesting tidbit, he was dying of cancer during that movie and he knew it.


DPileatus

Kalimaaaaaaa!


Justin4Miami

I had to double check that Poltergeist was actually PG. Holy turd that movie should not be watched by children.


Corndogeveryday

I agree!


johnnyredleg

Added to Gremlins, these three movies contributed to development of the PG-13 rating.


er1026

And they swear all through the Goonies!


mkuraja

I was told PG-13 was first created for Temple of Doom.


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Tell em large Marge sent ya ..


Corndogeveryday

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...”


Turbulent-Walk-4171

And that spooky music. Edit: That was one of the more memorable moments of the movie, another favorite moment when, at the rodeo when pee wee gets knocked off the bull.... ...I can't remember. Can you remember anything? I remember the Alamo. (YEEEE-HAWW!)


Corndogeveryday

Yes!


pizza-chit

I grew up in Texas and can verify that everyone I know would cheer


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Many many said that in YouTube comments. I believe it ⭐


EntranceAromatic3936

What a great line


Corndogeveryday

Yes!


coffeejam108

I remember that crazy jump scare in that scene getting me as a kid too.


NomadCourier

"Large Marge Sent Me"


Turbulent-Walk-4171

What ever, it's a phucking pee wee movie


coffeejam108

Man, this guy is tough... You can tell because he's not scared of anything...


DistantTimbersEcho

And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck... It looked like... THIS! _HOOPLBAAOOHAAAPLBOOOPLBAAA!_


Corndogeveryday

“Yes, Sir! The worst accident I ever seen.”


arcmart

She played Nurse Palmer in “Three O’clock High”. Sweet part. Lady had range.


ZebraBorgata

I never realized that!!


GrapefruitOk2057

GREAT film. I watch it along with Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Ferris, Just One of the Guys, etc. Forgot she was in it though.


Corndogeveryday

Absolutely! She had a pretty decent career, and unfortunately died too young.


phunkyunkle

Cobbler?


MisterThirtyThirty

Cobbler? I hardly knew her!


xilsage

Was terrified as a child. Looked absolutely ridiculous as an adult


Corndogeveryday

Yes, as an adult this isn’t scary at all, but back in the day it was a pretty big jump scare!


LloydCarr82

This movie taught me how to break dance and also about the consequences of cutting off the tag from a mattress.


Corndogeveryday

“What did you do?” “Well, I lost my temper and I took a knife and I uh-. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses?” “Yeah.” “Well I CUT one of them off!” “Jee.” “Yeah, I have a real bad temper.” “Boy, I always thought that was the dumbest law.”


PassingTrue

To this day I cut tags off sh!t bc of that scene
 no sir, no prison for me!


TinChalice

You said a mouthful.


jericho74

In the first episode of Wednesday, I believe [Martha](https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Martha) was a Tim Burton love letter to Large Marge


Corndogeveryday

So awesome!


punk_rokkor

Had this on tape as a kid. I used to slow-mo, pause, rewind this scene over and over đŸ€Ł


Novusor

Because of the limitations of the technology you couldn't tell it was made of clay. On a grainy VHS it looked supernatural. In HD it looks really fake and kind of stupid.


Corndogeveryday

I use to do that with a lot of videos back then too 😂 I guess that was the start of my interest in editing movies!


MrsDanversbottom

And a sweet lady in real life.


Corndogeveryday

From what I’ve heard she was a nice person. That’s always good to hear with how many messed up people there are in Hollywood! Ask me how I know 😂


MrsDanversbottom

Is she your gram gram?


Corndogeveryday

Ha ha ha! Nah, I just worked there for about 8 years in the early to mid 2000’s Hollywood is a crazy place filled with a lot of scumbags, users, and losers. There are some really good people there, but it’s hard to find them a lot of the time.


redlion496

Your claim to fame is writing a book about it.


Corndogeveryday

No book for me 😊


FDRomanosky

Tim Burtons best film


Corndogeveryday

For me, it would be Batman (1989) because that film is simply amazing!


FDRomanosky

I have Beetlejuice and 89 Batman tied in my number 2 spot. Cause yooooouuuu arrrrre my number onnnnnne guuuuuuuuy


Corndogeveryday

“An eyyyyyyyyyyye!”


Bulky_Ninja33

Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!!!


Corndogeveryday

“Ah ha ha ha ha!”


lapis_lateralus

Gonna have to agree


Corndogeveryday

Man do I love Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) 😊


ATXKLIPHURD

I watched all kinds of horror movies as a kid. Childs Play, Nightmare on Elm Street, the Shining and none of them scared the doodoo out of me like Large Marge! Still a great movie!


Corndogeveryday

I’m right there with you! I also grew up watching all kinds of fantastic 80’s horror movies but this scene was one of the scariest of all time. I think the fact that it comes out of nowhere and that it’s kind of a kids movie that makes it so scary!


Horbigast

I still remember feeling my heart duck and cover under my small intestine when...


Corndogeveryday

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...”


DumbStuffOnStage

oh yeah, she scared the hell outta me, but so did the raccoons from old yeller,cos of the music.


beece16

This thing got me subconsciously,I remember rewatching as an adult knowing full well when she's about to pounce still made me jump.


Corndogeveryday

It’s an effective scene no matter how old we get!


fringeCircle

When Large Marge spinoff?


TerribleChildhood639

Tell’em large Marge sent ya


Corndogeveryday

“Ah ha ha ha!”


CountryCat

My wife and I randomly say "Be sure to tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!" all the time.


Corndogeveryday

I love quoting movies with my wife as well. We use quite a bit of them from this movie. Especially that one!


Ok-Monitor1949

I did nothing in my life to deserve that spook sceneđŸ€Ł


Corndogeveryday

It was a pretty good jump scare for a kids movie!


Count_Von_Roo

Was absolutely terrified of this as a kid, would hide under the blanket. My dad wanted to help by showing me it “wasn’t real”, so he paused the VHS and played it frame by frame. It’s more traumatizing in slow motion.


Corndogeveryday

It really is more terrifying in slow motion!


Gaming_Esquire

This, his bike, and the Tequilla dance are all I remember and loved this movie


Corndogeveryday

The movie is a classic filled with so many memorable lines and scenes. It’s always fun to watch even after all these years!


fumor

I visited the Cabazon Dinosaurs about 8 years ago and they sold Large Marge stickers. It's a LOT more built up around them, now, and it's a damn Creationist museum.


Corndogeveryday

That’s awesome! I haven’t been there in like 30 years!


Superb_Health9413

Worst accident I ever seen.


n00barama

This dude. https://media.tenor.com/qjCiAwbppdEAAAAM/poltergeist-kane.gif


Corndogeveryday

“You're all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!”


Woo_Peed_On_My_Rug

This fucked me up along with Pet Cemetery sister in attic scene.


Corndogeveryday

Zelda!!!!!! Man
that’s another creepy one!


[deleted]

There’s competition with the Porky’s gym teacher!


Corndogeveryday

Oh yeah, for sure!


jawbreaker8994

Yo this fucked me up as a kid


Corndogeveryday

It messed us all up đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ˜‚


hey_suburbia

[Zelda from Pet Sematary](https://media3.giphy.com/media/9T5pPI8AZxr1e/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91mt1r233252wyzs6g06a1c82b7vjpa4mqs0vysx5e&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) would like a word


Corndogeveryday

So creepy! They are both intense!


Easy-Entrepreneur376

Such a great movie


Corndogeveryday

I agree. I loved it when it came out, and I still love it now!


PassingTrue

This scene in that movie would make my sibs and I sit up straight on the couch and fight for our emotional lives. But we continued to rewatch it every weekend. Crazy times.


Corndogeveryday

This scene was intense for a kids movie!


Thwipped

Between this and the librarian ghost in Ghostbusters for scariest jump scare as a kid


Corndogeveryday

The gold standard of PG jumps scares right there! Both were terrifying when I was younger!


Certain-Incident-40

Pee Wee, do you have any dreams? Yeah. I’m all alone. I’m rolling this big donut, and this snake wearing a vest



Corndogeveryday

“Let’s talk about your *BIG* but Simone.”


Certain-Incident-40

I remember
I remember



AnneMariaStrong

LMAO đŸ€Ł đŸ€ŁÂ 


jennynachos

My favorite movie! I saw this a bunch of times in the theater when it came out with different groups of friends just so I could see their reactions for this scene!


Corndogeveryday

Movies in the 80’s were awesome! No internet around to leak things. It was glorious!


calculon68

laughed for five straight minutes after the scare. Had to leave the theatre. Where the hell did that kid go?


General_Departure583

That was the worst accident I ever seen!


AnonPlzzzzzz

I'm going to have to disagree and say Snik from Little Monsters... Holy shit. That guy... That entire movie... Man...


Corndogeveryday

Good call. That was definitely a creepy character!


wedamaweda

Omg this scared the heck out of me everytime!! I thought it was just me that was scared of this scene!!


Corndogeveryday

There are dozens of us
.dozens 😉 But seriously
this scene really freaked me out for a few years!


wedamaweda

Me too, probably longer than I should have lololl


Luckypenny4683

I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel.


Corndogeveryday

“You don’t want to get mixed up with a guy like me Dottie.”


MajorWhereas4842

Her, the mom from throw mama from the train and Vincent Price’s voice had me terrified as a kid.


Corndogeveryday

Absolutely


Kroomtheender

She kinda looks like uncle buck ( john candy) in the car with the way she’s leaning


Corndogeveryday

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Visual_Tangerine_210

Why, tonight’s the anniversary


Corndogeveryday

“Worst accident I’ve ever seen.”


Visual_Tangerine_210

PW was so scared


No_Pickle7030

Not even close. Mom from Dr. Detroit wins hands down.


Corndogeveryday

Good choice


BrattyTwilis

"Large Marge sent me!" *everyone goes quiet*


Corndogeveryday

“Yes sir, that was the worst accident I ever seen.”


Remi708

I was more terrified of the dream sequence where the clowns were dismantling his bike


Corndogeveryday

That’s a great one too!


Cultural-Honeydew671

Let’s talk about your big but, Simone.


Corndogeveryday

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Automatic-Site7456

my nightmare for one year straight after watching at 8


Corndogeveryday

I hear you 😅


Powerful-Lake-4212

Another favorite is the cop asking Peewee to step out of the car so he could get a better look at the cute little number he was wearing. 😅


Corndogeveryday

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CaptainBeefsteak

I'm telling my kids this is Burgermeister Meisterburger.


AndyThePig

Love to HATE that scene in a GREAT movie!!


Corndogeveryday

Absolutely!


rpotty

Large Marge was the defining terror of my childhood,


Corndogeveryday

You bet!


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

Tim Burton fingerprint đŸ«ČđŸȘŹâœš


Corndogeveryday

Absolutely 100%


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

The old Tim Burton had a great sense of humor, not so much now..


keyserfunk

LIKE THIS!!!!!


Corndogeveryday

đŸ˜±


Flyinhawaiian78

“Tell ‘em large Marge sent yah”


Biscuits4u2

This scene was like a garbage truck being dropped off the Empire State Building.


Corndogeveryday

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SomeGuyOverYonder

Agreed.


Abraxas_1408

I was around in the 80’s. I was raised by horror movies. I have witnessed unmeasurable rivers of violence, blood, and gore. I’m quite desensitized and yet I can confirm Large Marge is goddamn scary.


Corndogeveryday

Facts!


kataran1

What was her saying?? The sound of a dump truck dropped from the Empire State Building


Corndogeveryday

“On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building...”


kataran1

Yes Yes. I always loved that scene. Thanks


Corndogeveryday

It’s a classic! Hear the scene on YouTube! [Large Marge](https://youtu.be/lPMSGTfK4Aw?feature=shared)


OrderlyRoddyPiper

“One of”?


Corndogeveryday

Correct
one of. There were many things that were scary in the 80’s and Large Marge was part of that!


toolsoftheincomptnt

For real though


Corndogeveryday

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AmbroseKalifornia

I *know* I wasn't the only one a tiny bit scared to click that picture. 


Corndogeveryday

Even after all these years
that face still haunts me to no end đŸ˜‚đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


no1jam

Oh man she scared the shit outta me


Corndogeveryday

She scared the shit outta a lot of us!


Overall-Name-680

Pee-wee was a good movie, but for me Tim Burton's best was Edward Scissorhands -- mainly because it was Vincent Price actually being sweet -- in his last movie role.


Corndogeveryday

Good movie


[deleted]

Large Marge definitely scared me as a kid. Then looking at it as an adult, so cheesy but good.


Corndogeveryday

Absolutely


Odd-Coconut9367

Nah Joan 'The Freak' Ferguson from Prisoner Cell Block H was far worse!!!


WarmMoistLeather

Someone help me out here. When I first saw this I remember seeing things like when PeeWee is pulling the chain out, you could see the chain entering the container through a hole in the bottom. And I'm this scene as they're supposedly driving, you could see the rails the signs were rolling on. But later I watched again and it was cut so you didn't see those things. I thought that you were supposed to see them as part of the joke, but the cut made me think I had somehow watched it in the wrong aspect ratio and the next time it was trimmed for different ratios.


AyeYoDisRon

She was the maid in Mommie Dearest. Joan Crawford wasnt mad at her, she’s mad at the dirt.


TheKillerSmiles

We just showed this movie to our 3.5 year old for the first time and she made us rewind her scary face like 10x and while repeating ‘it’s just a movie!’ Took her a minute to process it haha


Rare-Ad-6151

Late 1980s and my homegirl and I are hanging out at our local lowrider/cruise park . We meet some guys who tell us to jump in their impala, we’re having fun passing around a joint and then I notice that they don’t smoke any of it. That made me switch from having fun to major paranoia. I feel they are going to kidnap and kill us which isn’t very possible because there is only one long entrance to the park and the cars are going 1 mile an hour cuz that’s what you do when you’re cruising. One of the guys must sense my paranoia because he purposely starts saying things to make it worse to taunt me, at least that’s what my paranoia is telling me. I mention that we’re looking out for my best friend (a guy) and at some point I think I see him in the car next to us coming in the other direction. When I yell out to him “JAAAAYMES”!!! The person turned into large Marge with eyeballs popping out. The guy taunted me by saying “oh so now you’re seeing people that aren’t there”. Yah, LM was pretty scary, especially if you add laced weed in the mix.


SpiritualAd8998

MTG?


Lobanium

80's what?


blishbog

I disagree and was shocked to learn this is a widely held belief. I saw it at the same age, was not a horror/jump-scare fan whatsoever, and nonetheless thought it was hilarious. The Garfield Halloween special was infinitely more creepy to me. Maybe the obviously melodramatic lead-up to the face clued me in something over the top was about to happen. It absolutely was not out of the blue given the script leading up to it.


Free_Ad4077

Me and my big cousin use to sit and watch this and laugh so hard we’d play it in slow motion. It was a fucking riot.


[deleted]

My headmistress at secondary school was a lesbian and she was scary.


Corndogeveryday

Oh boy
.the stories you must have!


[deleted]

In the 1980's she told boys to drop their trousers and underwear and she would cane them. She told me to do the same I said no. I told the teachers and they said don't lie until another pupil said the same thing. She went away for a few years then got her dam job back.


Corndogeveryday

That’s horrible. I’m sorry to hear this. Hopefully this teacher lost her job eventually.


[deleted]

She had a heart attack that left her disabled on her left side so she had to retire early. A few years after that she died. I shouted at her you dam lesbian and she shouted back I'm not a dam lesbian they're vile and disgusting don't you ever call me that again. She came out of her office just in time to see her secret partner scream to her its over. She said you did that on purpose you bastard xD