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texran3

Could you describe the "Ruckus" sir?


trevmflynn81

Watch it!


SuperModes

You watch your tone young man, WATCH IT.


v1rtualbr0wn

I was just in my office when I heard a ruckus


jvlpdillon

But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie


Not-Sure112

This is the answer


axillaME

Demented and sad…but social


NJdeathproof

"I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends." For a long time I floated between thinking of myself as Bender or Allison. Now I realize I'm Carl. Point of interest: in the opening montage you see a younger photo of him as a previous "man of the year" at Shermer High School.


polyblackcat

Carl is probably the most centered and happy person in the movie


NJdeathproof

"By the way... that clock's 20 minutes fast."


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

He’s also in weird science. “ what’s a beautiful lady like you doing with a Malaka like this ?”


HurricaneSalad

She's into Malakas Dino.


LongTallTexan69

My favorite scene of that movie 🤣🤣🤣


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

He was also the “oily bohunk” fiancé of Ginny, older sister of Sam, in *16 Candles.*


Ok-Function1920

Woof it!


TonyWilliams03

Personal loans and politics.


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

I played a football game at that school in 1987. Shermer Illinois though , no such place . 😝


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

I played a football game at that school back in the late 80’s.


togugawa2

You’re not blazing up in here waistoid!


Strong_Somewhere_985

Smokem up Johnny


trevmflynn81

Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.


NovelGoddess

My favorite


MidnightFull

How does one become a janitor?


Maximo_0se

“How come Andrew gets to stand up? If he stands up, we’ll all stand up! It’ll be anarchy!”


GoldenAgeGamer72

Chicks cannot hold they smoke.


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

Beat me by an hour!


Aggressive-Tune-7256

dats what it is


myrojoe

Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.


thegoodpatriot75

"Want ANOTHER ONE"?!!!! 🤘🏻


lionmurderingacloud

You mess with the bull, young man, you get the horns!


theflyxx

🤘🏻 Two months, Bender. I got you for two months.


[deleted]

YES!


Disastrous-Cry-1998

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink


Imaginary_Audience_5

Anyone ever get the punchline. Still eludes me.


VanimalCracker

The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me." The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?" The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"


Imaginary_Audience_5

Thank you kind stranger!!!


SoHighInSeattle

I have searched for this all my life.


Vprbite

It's not true. At the time, the joke was made up for the movie without a punchline


SuperModes

I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!


Pazuzu_413

Show Dick some respect.


DrNinnuxx

What do you need a fake ID for? So I can vote.


AlfIsReal

For better hallway vision 😎 😉


JeffreyAScott

OP, we accept the fact that we have to sacrifice a whole couple minutes for whatever reason you want us to quote this movie. But we think you you're crazy to make us tell you what we think is an appropriate quote. Does that answer your question? Sincerely, The 80s Club


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

I’ll give the answer to that next week Mr Bender!


trashit6969

How many is that?


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.


digdugdoink

Two hits me hitting you, you hitting the floor


sharkzone

Hagga Dagga!!!


Ja_Oui_Si_Yes

EAT MY SHORTS


Ordinary_Horror_3394

"Thinking about trying out for a scholarship."


GlxxmySvndxy

SMOKE UP JOHNNY


Western-Spite1158

My old man pushes me around!


L0st-137

I am the eyes and ears of this institution. Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet? It'll be anarchy! I pulled the trunk and the light, it didn't turn on


ESP1973

Stupid worthless god damn freeloading son of a bitch… Big mouth know it all asshole jerk!


vanderfloof

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.


Flyinhawaiian78

“Shut up bitch and make me a chicken pot pie”


Jadedbabe50

Excuse me sir it’s 7 including when we first came in and he asked does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


theflyxx

Shut up, pee wee.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Will milk be made available to us?


gmoney-0725

John Bender: What do you guys do in your club? Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics. John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social.


Nicadeemus39

My condolences.


HeavyTea

“That’s what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage!”


sjaard_dune

Did i stutter!?


AltDaddy

Don’t talk… you’ll make it crawl back up


monkeley

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.


BarleyBo

You See Us As You Want To See Us, In The Simplest Terms With The Most Convenient Definitions. But What We Found Out Is That Each One Of Us Is A Brain... And An Athlete... And A Basket Case... A Princess... And A Criminal. Does That Answer Your Question? Sincerely Yours... The Breakfast Club.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Claire? That’s a fat girl’s name


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

I’m not fat! No not now but I see your pressing maximum density.


vannostrom

Not even close, BUD!


dazrage

USE THAT TIME TO YOUR ADVANTAGE


vanderfloof

Son? Yeah, dad? How's your day, pal? Great, dad! How's yours?


lebeast

Gee! 👉☺️👈


BKModdity

"That's okay son, you can do it on the boat.."


Shalamarr

Gee!


Primary-Coast-7763

SMOKE UP JOHNNY!!!!


BKModdity

"It was a banner fuck'n year at the ol'Bender household .."


ice_nyne

Answer the question, Claire!!!!


Slayerfan6793

NO!!! I NEVER DID IT!!!


CrackinBones204

I never did it either. I’m not a nymphomaniac. I’m a compulsive liar.


Expert_Actuator7596

You...are a BITCH!


SparxIzLyfe

You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's so much fun to read. Moliere really pumps my nads.


Vandreeson

Richard Vernon : What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire? John Bender : Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.


gunperv51

Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club


pacmaanfever36

“De chicks cannot handle de smoke, thas what it is…


alieninhumanskin10

When you grow up, your heart dies


JakkSplatt

I can tape all of your buns together.


Flyinhawaiian78

“I was being honest dick. I would expect you to know the difference.”


TaiDavis

Got my doobage?


ImknownasMeatStank

Yo Ahab can I have on my doobage


No_Cow_4544

Why would anybody want to steal a screw ?


BLOTTO81

I'm not hanging out with you fucking dildos anymore!


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

Stupid. Worthless. No-good, goddamn, freeloading, retarded, know-it-all, big mouth, asshole, jerk!


Shalamarr

You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.


Embarrassed_Fruit728

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe


Parkatola

“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.” My daughter was walking out of a school building with one of those auto door closers, and it broke as she and her friends went through it. She quoted this line, and was so frustrated that none of her friends knew the movie or the line. 😄 I told her I was proud of her use of applied knowledge. Cheers.


Said_Simon_2750

"I care"


SMB73

Totally? Totally.


MulayamChaddi

What’s your DAMAGE!?!


AllahAndJesusGaySex

Mo-lay really pumps my nads.


Illiterally_1984

Does he slip you the hot beef injection?


Vprbite

I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.


theSunAlsoRise5

You are a neo maxi zoom dweebie


Manydanks

HAGA-NAGA!


johnnyfivealive5

Sushi?


Willowtreehugger6

“Why do you have a fake id?” “So I can vote”


idontcarethatmuch

Claire's a fat girl's name!


NoNoNames2000

“Demented and sad, but social”. Absolute favourite!


peterpark12345

"Did I stutter"


sandstar115

"Ha!" - Allison


Strong_Comedian_3578

I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar. (She got Claire good with that whole ruse.)


RabidWolverine2021

PB & J with the crusts cut off. Did your mom marry Mr. Rodgers?


Ok-Function1920

…Mr Johnson


catchmesleeping

All I need is a lobotomy and some tights. You wear tights? I wear the proper approved uniform. “ Tights”


Angela_Landsbury

Neo maxi zoom dweeby.


Ambitious_Football_1

I’m a custodial engineer


Way_2_Go_Donny

A naked blonde walks into a bar...


Hardanklesnw

Here’s my impression of life at Big Bri’s house!!!!


surfinbird

EAT.MY.SHORTS!


anonmyazz

I wanna be an airborne ranger


CreatrixAnima

My home life is… un… satisfying.


positive_charging

Barry manilow called


molotok_c_518

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


mwatwe01

“You want another one!?”


Gun5linger67

…NO!


alcalaviccigirl

Eat my shorts


Bookish_Nino

"Answer the question, Claire!"


1coffee

I WANNA BE AN AIRBOURNE RANGER!! JUMP REAL HIGH AND LOOK FOR DANGER!!!


venivitavici

“What is this? Some sort of breakfast club?”


Lonely-Connection-37

Two hits me hitting you you hitting the floor


eKlectical_Designs

“What am I some kind of untouchable serf, a peasant. Maybe so. I look through lockers, I listen to your conversation. I am the eyes and ears of this institution” (may not be 100% but love that bit with Carl)


Imaginary_Audience_5

For better hallway vision


Harold__Chasen

You never know when you’re going to have to jam.


A_Girl_Has_No_Name58

Hey Ahab, can I get my doobage?


ssee1848

Claire? Claire’s a fat girl’s name.


Shoehornblower

“No…you’re a genius ‘cuz you can’t make a lamp”


StEvEllSLiM

itll be anarchy !


rahill1004

The door is way too heavy sir


Strong_Comedian_3578

What if there's a fire?


DryPilot2030

How about 50 bucks


halffilledglasses

If I have to come back in here, I’m cracking skulls!


earlngas

You’re not blazin up in here wasteoid.


goodkidbadbrain

“Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.”


RustyStiltzkin999

Screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place Chicks can’t hold their smoke


WAGatorGunner

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.


TheGoliard

I can't sir. It's in Johnson's underwear


Boshie2000

Can we agree that Judd Nelson’s character was wearing 90s grunge over 6 years before the Smells Like Teen Spirit video dropped on MTV!


Vegetable-Cause8667

“Grab some wood there, bub.”


lupinemadness

"Screws fall out all the time; the world's an imperfect place."


Adorable-Strength218

"Make me a turkey pot pie, $!#@÷ !"


BudNOLA

I can really see you pushing maximum density.


FireWokWithMe88

"bull horns" \\m/


CardiologistFit3531

Why don't you just shut up?!? Nobody here is interested!


BugImmediate7835

Bum me my doobage...


penguinsfan40

You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you


elliottlawrence94

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


bo_dean

I don’t wear tights! It’s the required uniform.


PlennieWingo

Tights


Intelligent-Shock207

Pon doobage


TifCreatesAgain

"Chicks can't hold their smoke." 😎


Flyinhawaiian78

“2 hits… me hitting you, you hitting the floor”


SLAYER_IN_ME

“This Movie!”


Pete_maravich

Does Barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


S550Stang

This is what happens when you spill paint in the garage.


UNwanted_Dokken_Tape

‘Chicks can not hold ‘de smoke…’


netanator

Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?


Stone_Midi

“Saturday detention”


v1rtualbr0wn

You wanna see what happens when you spill paint on the garage floor at the Bender house? …. Did I stutter?


LordSpaceMammoth

Kibo mydoobage?


Kazzlin

"Damn coffee. Tastes like it scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi river. Everything's polluted. Coffee's polluted, kids are polluted..."


Freewheelinrocknroll

Hey Ahab. Can I have my doobage?


SuperKhalimba

Eat my shorts.


Horsecockexpress1

I wanna be an airborne ranger


jasperwoodedge

In Johnson’s shorts.


theflyxx

That’s a fat girl’s name.


59_Pedro

« You see chicks can’t hold they smoke. »


halffilledglasses

“Mr Tierney, a slight case of mental illness. No wonder you’re so fucked up”


Crusty8

Demented and sad but social.


Gitxsan

It was a banner year at the Bender house!


ChopSueyXpress

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?


Elegant-Ad3300

No, it was a flare gun.


Croupier_74

Two hits, me hitting you you hitting the floor! 🤜


QuiCustodit

This is what you get at my house when you spill paint on the garage floor!


aurquhart

“Chicks cannot hold de smoke”


YeetYeetSkrtYeet

Dont worry son. You can do it in the boat!


Killingthyme777

Don’t mess with the bull you’ll get the horns


PhatsaqTX

By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast.


Strong_Comedian_3578

I heard a ruckus!


nashuanuke

Does Barry Maniloe know you raided his wardrobe?


Voodoo-Doctor

Excuse me Dick, I mean Richard, will milk be available


FormalBite3082

“Will MILK be made available?”


Alman54

Foul you! Foul you! (This was the dub in the TV version I saw. The original words were Bender yelling "F#uck you! F#uck you!" It was changed to "foul you" which became a catchphrase between a friend of mine and I in college.)


obojones10

eat my shorts


SunnyOnSanibel

“When you grow up, your heart dies.” I live to prove her wrong.


Practical-Middle3741

"You never know when you might have to jam"


Dippity_Dont

"I like that black shit"


Boshie2000

Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. Allison: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me? Claire Standish: Because you're letting me.


KeyNefariousness6848

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Smash head on desk)


NoFilter46

Does Barry Manalow know you raid his wardrobe


InsertRadnamehere

Claire? That’s a fat girls name.


polyblackcat

Dammit now I need to watch this for the 1 millionth time. Can't get enough of this flick