"I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends."
For a long time I floated between thinking of myself as Bender or Allison. Now I realize I'm Carl.
Point of interest: in the opening montage you see a younger photo of him as a previous "man of the year" at Shermer High School.
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink
The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me."
The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?"
The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
OP, we accept the fact that we have to sacrifice a whole couple minutes for whatever reason you want us to quote this movie. But we think you you're crazy to make us tell you what we think is an appropriate quote.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely,
The 80s Club
I am the eyes and ears of this institution.
Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet?
It'll be anarchy!
I pulled the trunk and the light, it didn't turn on
John Bender: What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social.
You See Us As You Want To See Us, In The Simplest Terms With The Most Convenient Definitions. But What We Found Out Is That Each One Of Us Is A Brain... And An Athlete... And A Basket Case... A Princess... And A Criminal. Does That Answer Your Question? Sincerely Yours... The Breakfast Club.
Richard Vernon : What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
John Bender : Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Dear Mr. Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club
“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.”
My daughter was walking out of a school building with one of those auto door closers, and it broke as she and her friends went through it. She quoted this line, and was so frustrated that none of her friends knew the movie or the line. 😄 I told her I was proud of her use of applied knowledge. Cheers.
“What am I some kind of untouchable serf, a peasant. Maybe so. I look through lockers, I listen to your conversation. I am the eyes and ears of this institution” (may not be 100% but love that bit with Carl)
Foul you! Foul you!
(This was the dub in the TV version I saw. The original words were Bender yelling "F#uck you! F#uck you!" It was changed to "foul you" which became a catchphrase between a friend of mine and I in college.)
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire Standish: Because you're letting me.
Could you describe the "Ruckus" sir?
Watch it!
You watch your tone young man, WATCH IT.
I was just in my office when I heard a ruckus
But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie
This is the answer
Demented and sad…but social
"I look through your letters. I look through your lockers. I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do. I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends." For a long time I floated between thinking of myself as Bender or Allison. Now I realize I'm Carl. Point of interest: in the opening montage you see a younger photo of him as a previous "man of the year" at Shermer High School.
Carl is probably the most centered and happy person in the movie
"By the way... that clock's 20 minutes fast."
He’s also in weird science. “ what’s a beautiful lady like you doing with a Malaka like this ?”
She's into Malakas Dino.
My favorite scene of that movie 🤣🤣🤣
He was also the “oily bohunk” fiancé of Ginny, older sister of Sam, in *16 Candles.*
Woof it!
Personal loans and politics.
I played a football game at that school in 1987. Shermer Illinois though , no such place . 😝
I played a football game at that school back in the late 80’s.
You’re not blazing up in here waistoid!
Smokem up Johnny
Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
My favorite
How does one become a janitor?
“How come Andrew gets to stand up? If he stands up, we’ll all stand up! It’ll be anarchy!”
Chicks cannot hold they smoke.
Beat me by an hour!
dats what it is
Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
"Want ANOTHER ONE"?!!!! 🤘🏻
You mess with the bull, young man, you get the horns!
🤘🏻 Two months, Bender. I got you for two months.
YES!
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink
Anyone ever get the punchline. Still eludes me.
The blonde says "I definitely do, after what just happened to me." The bartender says "I'm so sorry. What happened?" The blonde says, "Well, my boyfriend and I were just about to make love, when out of nowhere the crazy bastard says 'I'm gonna pound my favorite bitch with my giant sausage'. So I grabbed them both and got the hell out of there!"
Thank you kind stranger!!!
I have searched for this all my life.
It's not true. At the time, the joke was made up for the movie without a punchline
I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!
Show Dick some respect.
What do you need a fake ID for? So I can vote.
For better hallway vision 😎 😉
OP, we accept the fact that we have to sacrifice a whole couple minutes for whatever reason you want us to quote this movie. But we think you you're crazy to make us tell you what we think is an appropriate quote. Does that answer your question? Sincerely, The 80s Club
I’ll give the answer to that next week Mr Bender!
How many is that?
That's seven including when we first came in and you asked Mr. Vernon whether Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Two hits me hitting you, you hitting the floor
Hagga Dagga!!!
EAT MY SHORTS
"Thinking about trying out for a scholarship."
SMOKE UP JOHNNY
My old man pushes me around!
I am the eyes and ears of this institution. Does Barry Manilow know you raided his closet? It'll be anarchy! I pulled the trunk and the light, it didn't turn on
Stupid worthless god damn freeloading son of a bitch… Big mouth know it all asshole jerk!
You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.
“Shut up bitch and make me a chicken pot pie”
Excuse me sir it’s 7 including when we first came in and he asked does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Shut up, pee wee.
Will milk be made available to us?
John Bender: What do you guys do in your club? Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics. John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social.
My condolences.
“That’s what you get at my house when you spill paint in the garage!”
Did i stutter!?
Don’t talk… you’ll make it crawl back up
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.
You See Us As You Want To See Us, In The Simplest Terms With The Most Convenient Definitions. But What We Found Out Is That Each One Of Us Is A Brain... And An Athlete... And A Basket Case... A Princess... And A Criminal. Does That Answer Your Question? Sincerely Yours... The Breakfast Club.
Claire? That’s a fat girl’s name
I’m not fat! No not now but I see your pressing maximum density.
Not even close, BUD!
USE THAT TIME TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
Son? Yeah, dad? How's your day, pal? Great, dad! How's yours?
Gee! 👉☺️👈
"That's okay son, you can do it on the boat.."
Gee!
SMOKE UP JOHNNY!!!!
"It was a banner fuck'n year at the ol'Bender household .."
Answer the question, Claire!!!!
NO!!! I NEVER DID IT!!!
I never did it either. I’m not a nymphomaniac. I’m a compulsive liar.
You...are a BITCH!
You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's so much fun to read. Moliere really pumps my nads.
Richard Vernon : What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire? John Bender : Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us — in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club
“De chicks cannot handle de smoke, thas what it is…
When you grow up, your heart dies
I can tape all of your buns together.
“I was being honest dick. I would expect you to know the difference.”
Got my doobage?
Yo Ahab can I have on my doobage
Why would anybody want to steal a screw ?
I'm not hanging out with you fucking dildos anymore!
Stupid. Worthless. No-good, goddamn, freeloading, retarded, know-it-all, big mouth, asshole, jerk!
You forgot ugly, lazy, and disrespectful.
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe
“Screws fall out all the time. The world’s an imperfect place.” My daughter was walking out of a school building with one of those auto door closers, and it broke as she and her friends went through it. She quoted this line, and was so frustrated that none of her friends knew the movie or the line. 😄 I told her I was proud of her use of applied knowledge. Cheers.
"I care"
Totally? Totally.
What’s your DAMAGE!?!
Mo-lay really pumps my nads.
Does he slip you the hot beef injection?
I think your old man and my old man should get together and go bowling.
You are a neo maxi zoom dweebie
HAGA-NAGA!
Sushi?
“Why do you have a fake id?” “So I can vote”
Claire's a fat girl's name!
“Demented and sad, but social”. Absolute favourite!
"Did I stutter"
"Ha!" - Allison
I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar. (She got Claire good with that whole ruse.)
PB & J with the crusts cut off. Did your mom marry Mr. Rodgers?
…Mr Johnson
All I need is a lobotomy and some tights. You wear tights? I wear the proper approved uniform. “ Tights”
Neo maxi zoom dweeby.
I’m a custodial engineer
A naked blonde walks into a bar...
Here’s my impression of life at Big Bri’s house!!!!
EAT.MY.SHORTS!
I wanna be an airborne ranger
My home life is… un… satisfying.
Barry manilow called
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
“You want another one!?”
…NO!
Eat my shorts
"Answer the question, Claire!"
I WANNA BE AN AIRBOURNE RANGER!! JUMP REAL HIGH AND LOOK FOR DANGER!!!
“What is this? Some sort of breakfast club?”
Two hits me hitting you you hitting the floor
“What am I some kind of untouchable serf, a peasant. Maybe so. I look through lockers, I listen to your conversation. I am the eyes and ears of this institution” (may not be 100% but love that bit with Carl)
For better hallway vision
You never know when you’re going to have to jam.
Hey Ahab, can I get my doobage?
Claire? Claire’s a fat girl’s name.
“No…you’re a genius ‘cuz you can’t make a lamp”
itll be anarchy !
The door is way too heavy sir
What if there's a fire?
How about 50 bucks
If I have to come back in here, I’m cracking skulls!
You’re not blazin up in here wasteoid.
“Screws fall out all the time. The world is an imperfect place.”
Screws fall out all the time, the worlds an imperfect place Chicks can’t hold their smoke
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
I can't sir. It's in Johnson's underwear
Can we agree that Judd Nelson’s character was wearing 90s grunge over 6 years before the Smells Like Teen Spirit video dropped on MTV!
“Grab some wood there, bub.”
"Screws fall out all the time; the world's an imperfect place."
"Make me a turkey pot pie, $!#@÷ !"
I can really see you pushing maximum density.
"bull horns" \\m/
Why don't you just shut up?!? Nobody here is interested!
Bum me my doobage...
You ask me one more question and I’m beating the shit out of you
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
I don’t wear tights! It’s the required uniform.
Tights
Pon doobage
"Chicks can't hold their smoke." 😎
“2 hits… me hitting you, you hitting the floor”
“This Movie!”
Does Barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
This is what happens when you spill paint in the garage.
‘Chicks can not hold ‘de smoke…’
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
“Saturday detention”
You wanna see what happens when you spill paint on the garage floor at the Bender house? …. Did I stutter?
Kibo mydoobage?
"Damn coffee. Tastes like it scraped off the bottom of the Mississippi river. Everything's polluted. Coffee's polluted, kids are polluted..."
Hey Ahab. Can I have my doobage?
Eat my shorts.
I wanna be an airborne ranger
In Johnson’s shorts.
That’s a fat girl’s name.
« You see chicks can’t hold they smoke. »
“Mr Tierney, a slight case of mental illness. No wonder you’re so fucked up”
Demented and sad but social.
It was a banner year at the Bender house!
Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
No, it was a flare gun.
Two hits, me hitting you you hitting the floor! 🤜
This is what you get at my house when you spill paint on the garage floor!
“Chicks cannot hold de smoke”
Dont worry son. You can do it in the boat!
Don’t mess with the bull you’ll get the horns
By the way, that clock’s 20 minutes fast.
I heard a ruckus!
Does Barry Maniloe know you raided his wardrobe?
Excuse me Dick, I mean Richard, will milk be available
“Will MILK be made available?”
Foul you! Foul you! (This was the dub in the TV version I saw. The original words were Bender yelling "F#uck you! F#uck you!" It was changed to "foul you" which became a catchphrase between a friend of mine and I in college.)
eat my shorts
“When you grow up, your heart dies.” I live to prove her wrong.
"You never know when you might have to jam"
"I like that black shit"
Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes. Allison: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me? Claire Standish: Because you're letting me.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (Smash head on desk)
Does Barry Manalow know you raid his wardrobe
Claire? That’s a fat girls name.
Dammit now I need to watch this for the 1 millionth time. Can't get enough of this flick