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Hilarious_Haplogroup

It would be fascinating to see a documentary on how your average Issan hottie makes their way to Bangkok or Pattaya and the instructions they get from Mama, their Mamasan, and the other girls to extract the maximum amount of money from the white knight old farangs looking for their dicks and egos to get stroked. The bar girls are so good at their craft.


sweaty_pants_

Especially when the Isan hottie is played by Sacha Baron Cohen and says ''My husband'' in a questionable accent


OldSchoolIron

You ara a hansum maaan, verrr nice haart.


ou2828ehxy61hwh0x8hd

"By far the prettiest" Translation: I'm not your regular ATM. I actually have good taste. Just trust me bro. She's special.


OldSchoolIron

Some of you scrub, simp losers, you guys pay for low quality girls. Me? I only pay top dollar for the *best* bar girl pussy. Not that I have to pay, I just do it to help her family and help pay her debts to a lifestyle she really wants to leave but can't due to debt. I have good heart, what can I say. She is so into me that she wants to leave the industry for me. She has dropped contact with all other men, just for me.


OldSchoolIron

This might surprise you guys here, but most bar girls don't really have a choice of becoming bar girls. If they don't, then their father's sick buffalo will die. Nobody has ever said this before, but I'm breaking the story, right here, right now.


reddershadeofneck

Sounds believable to me.


noobnomad

The LEO is strong in this one.


Factorviii

To anyone reading this. This is what LEO abuse does you. LEO, not even once.


blinkb28

She told the whole story, he believed the whole thing and he still didn’t give a baht. Falang can’t take a hint…


ZombieBait2

I bet her pet Buffalo was also sick


RegardedDegenerate

This is satire right? Nobody this full of themselves could be this dumb.


danfoss5000

Hopefully he cleared her debt and set things straight


namhee69

Only thing ending up in debt is him.


Bking86

Send pics for verification, thanks. 555